/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1854

YEED reporting in

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youtu.be/LB_sZA2pJdc

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POST YFW YOU PREPPED EARLY AND NOW THE NORMIE MASSES ARE GETTING SCARED

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reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-eu/eu-to-do-everything-necessary-to-cushion-coronavirus-economic-hit-idUSB5N27Y01N

>EU getting off its ass
That's when you know shit is fucked.

Haha

> CUNY
where's my dutchbro at

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So who's profiting from this and how?

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Map update.

google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1yCPR-ukAgE55sROnmBUFmtLN6riVLTu3&ll=51.83388301136999,-1.319873366753427&z=9

stop posting this faggot you fucking gay boy

US is gonna be partially shut down within a week. Holy fug it's gonna happen.

>still riding public transit

cases down
nothing confirmed

How’s Canada doing?

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link some cunny if you find

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I'm feeling like I have low energy but I don't know if it's cause I'm jerking off 5 times a day or if's cause of the virus.

a country thats doing nothing about the virus reporting in

China mostly, they got fucked with a trade deal and simultaneously let it loose. Provided fucked test kits for all governments and wrong dna sequences.

Yas Forums reporting in

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>more threads than daily deaths in Italy
what thread are you sliding again?

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Funeral homes. Self-explanatory.

2/3 -C rubbing alchohol
1/3-C Aloe Vera gel
Mix well and add 5 drops essential oil (I used coconut and tea tree)

voila, homemade wuflu hand sanitizer

Figured I'd actually post something useful. Stay safe pollacks

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this

>can't leave because youngfag and poor
>only able to buy respirators
how fucked am i lads? how can i survive this?

only 0 cases can reply to this post

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Looking forward to piles of dead normies everywhere, not gonna lie.

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Low numbers due to not testing. It'll crash the health care system by the end of the month.

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I have a sore throat but that's probably because I've been drinking heavily the past few nights and sleeping with my mouth open.

>coof

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Based Bournemouth bong in here?

0 cases in my basement

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Friendly reminder to eat Chinese food to combat racism, folks

mobile.twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1237468484931424256

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Do you need the essential oil?

Retard, reporting in

>tfw home is just off a highway and that same highway has cases on it

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Luxembourg on 7 cases. Initially infected from italy. Now from the US & switzerland. No reported community spread yet.
archive.is/qYPek

how are my fellow pisces doing? it sucks really hard to have a birthday in such hard times

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gib milkers

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It's one thing to lose track of your own lies, it's another thing entirely to lose the loyality of and the control over your cattle.
Whatever the case, they'll continue to pretend that this mess - in its entirety; all that comes with it - is their brainchild.

>Rate my LARP'ing.

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Which one of you anons did this?

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Lies!! We are thinking & praying as per tradition.

At work there is a vibe in the air like everyone is just waiting for someone in the office to get diagnosed and we all get sent home.

My floor is open plan and has around 120 people on it. In the news earlier there was a call centre in Wales that had everyone sent home after someone got diagnosed. They evacuated the building and it is now being "deep-cleaned".

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/sneed/

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AHAHAHAHAHA
Join me in my bunker user we can eat sour kraut till summer and then scavenge the city.

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look closer user

youtube.com/watch?v=ymdssZOAx3Q

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REMINDER
Iran is lying about its numbers but not how you might think

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I dont wanna sound like a schizo but I heard a guy at kipling station in Toronto rant about the end of the world, something about the year of the rat, and some other stuff. Guy was asian, probably fillipino or chinese, about 5'8 wearing an unzipped jacket.

This was in mid January btw, before coronavirus was mainstream.

9th post
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/130437300/

At this stage, Chinese food is probably safer than some smelly shit made by Italians or Mexicans

Make me you cretin

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dont know if im gonna make it. Refused to go into neetbux appointment and they are obviously not going to pay me. I only have 15 quid left.

>"0 cases" reporting in
I work in a call center and they started asking everyone if we had a computer at home and our internet speed

Should I be worried ?

Florida standing by

stop baiting

Comic Book Guy, standing by

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What's your countries strategy for this virus?
Ours is to wash our hands more then just 'take it on the chin' when it starts to spread like crazy
No joke

doing fine, want a corona ?

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dob is on the 18th
shit is exponentially fucked by then

bafta coaie

We're deep in denial but the numbers are creeping up and some of the general public are stockpiling.

>CUNY

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why the fuck is Italy of all places being hit so hard? Obviously Iran is lying about their numbers but god damn Italy racking up 150+ deaths just TODAY.

>kid at my college reported that he was coofing
>sent out an email to all students about it
>"classes are still open"
Am I fucked, /cvg/?

No, it's just for smell and appeasing the superstitious side.

No cockroaches have it anywhere you slut.

Bournemouth is finished.
It's full of young foreign students and brit students clubbing and fucking and spreading this shit round.
But it's also retirement central south coast. The property prices in places like westbourne next year are going to be mind bogglingly low from market flood.

>she's not getting dicked
uhhh

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>implying they're testing anyone in Niggeraqua

based and bergmanpilled

Krauts reporting in. Even Merkel admits we're fucked.

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Don't believe the 3% death rate meme

It's wrong and inaccurate, especially given how the virus can take many weeks, and months to kill the person it infected

We are fucked

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Just start growing food and shit and buy a few chickens, isn't it like warm down there

Yeah we had the corporate spiel today. The second one hits the company doesn’t matter what country we all work from home. Day drinking it is.

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maybe he stands there anytime of the year

super-spreader reporting in
I made it past a terrible week but my kidney hurt.

Goy 1 standing by

10 CASES HERE

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NOOOO STOP THE FEARMONGERING!!! I HATE SEEING PEOPLE TAKING CAUTIONS, I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL DROPPING DEAD!!! FFS

My favourite was when he said
>Wash your hands, happy birthday
Lolwut? I get it, sing happy birthday and it's the correct amount of time but it just seemed so fucking clownish.

You should have gone.

If we're following Italy these are the lockdown dates.

>LOCKDOWN
Germany
Sunday 15th March

>LOCKDOWN
France
Sunday 15th March

>LOCKDOWN
UK
Sunday 22nd March

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NJ fag here, all the schools within the state have been closed for 2 days and now theres rumor from a friend who works at a hospital that a hotel floor has been quarantined but no one is reporting it

Hey, bros, these guys were outside my apartment building. Why are they in different colors?

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It's "the year of the white metal rat" and that means something bad, or so I heard.

cases nothing
down confirmed

BiH bouta get fucked

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I work in a call centre too and we had to give similar information:

>Do you have access to a laptop?
>Do you have a quiet space you can work?
>Do you have a landline + broadband connection?

Tell your employer you have a loud dog and do not have a quiet space to work.

>>kid at my college reported that he was coofing
>>sent out an email to all students about it
>>"classes are still open"
>Am I fucked, /cvg/?
Tell your college that you cannot attend due to a personal religious event, and can you be sent the work your would miss. Public Universities in the US are not even allowed to ask what religion you are part of in those situations.

That's two times I've seen this artist

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Massachusetts-bro, reporting in

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The sad truth mate, it ain't gonna be good. And you know the hordes of homeless we have will be untreated superspreaders.

I was not as concerned about the virus at first but as it's clear that western governments are either incapable or unwilling to perform actual preventative measures for a major virus with unknown implications for fear of being seen as "fascist."
Frankly, my life sucks and I hate most people, so I'm glad me and everyone else is dying, I just wish it didn't have to happen to my parents.

Power rangers, assemble!

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It will be glorious.

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Wasn't bird flu more dangerous than corona? I don't remember people panicking over it so much like they do now.

I'm not the bournemouth user but I did post the cherries flag in the last thread

norf now but once corona takes hold in my old town of christchurch and kills off all the boomers I wouldn't mind picking up a cheap house and moving back

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The same reason chopping board sets do.

>bathing the puppies

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Teletubbies?

Virgin Mary Anime Form standing by

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Teletubbies?

Roll call

00-67: die
68: the chosen one
69-99: you will survive
Dubs: immune
Trips: immune and also superspreader
Quads: i dont know make something up for yourself (it only applies to you)

fukken rainbow boyz

My birthday is literally tomorrow
Spain will be beyond fucked, probably will be even worse than italy due to sheer incompetence and stupidity
I'll probably go full on NEET this thursday, seems like the last day right before it actually becomes dangerous
Hope we all make it piscesbros

Good luck burger bro

Possibly more severe, but it doesn't transmit person to person.

very warm, what worries me is getting infected or the people around me
>tfw trying to get one of these jobs to buy more prep gear

did reddit ever find her so we could give her a prize?

NOT THE HECKIN TRUST FUNDARINOSSSS

Based

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nah cba anymore. I told her to ring me but it's "mandatory". Bro, they are like fucking drones. On the phone to the main office and the bitch went silent knowing how fucking dumb she sounded. She had just repeat the mantra lol

cope more you fucking bellend

Asuka is best girl

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>My birthday is literally tomorrow
dad?!

roll

First death in NJ, a 69 year old man. This is the logo of the hospital he died in.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack_Meridian_Health

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Lol

Colour coded based on rank.

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/Leftypol/ reporting sir

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Will we see 2021?

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Phone them up and tell them that you are only going by the governments precationary principles.
Say you will be happy to attend the interview, provided they can supply you with the correct ppe (hazmat suit, mask, gloves, etc).
If they can't expect you to attend a dangerous job, then they can't expect anything else for an interview.

68 get baby

uhh

don't scare us with your diabolic charts

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>four teletubbies of the apocalypse

>when the colors end all green on finvix

>Quads: i dont know make something up for yourself (it only applies to you)
survive but crippled for life and see the people you love die

What's the situation in Spain? Haven't heard much about it.

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Have a friend who is at Cedar Sinai in LA they are erecting overflow tents in the parking structures. Is it going to be enough Yas Forums?

Yes, but that one is less deadly, but with less symptoms, so more people get infected, resulting in more deaths as it is harder to handle.

Biked down to Christchurch the other day mate, still lovely place but fuck me where all the pensioners coofing. I got out of there fast wasn't worth the risk for a pre packed sandwich, just got straight back on the cycle path.

Chosen one bitches

Look at that disgusting mutt

They really are modern factories aren't they? Fucking abysmal state of affairs.

Weegeeslave reporting in
Still waiting for the infection

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hoping for trips, here we go

Serveshit standing by.

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THIS IS GORDON COLE. STANDING BY.

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That is good news. You are an ((elite))) eagle's nest and need to be exterminated, sorry to break it to you user, nothing personal.

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>all these infected liberal shitholes

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KILL ALL SPICS

starting the panic, stores were semi empty today at late afternoon

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The seethe is palpable

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this is a fair shout. I will wait for their response tomorrow and go with that. I am only being reasonable/sensible after all lol Besides, once I get this 600 quid I ain't paying rent either. It's all going to water, food and other shit.

Not bad, all things considered. My aging mother sent me a low-light scope for my .308 rifle, so I've got that going for me.

rollin

US carrier crew

nato still going strong around there

The Quarantined Village People

rollin

I can't, live at home with someone who works an an airport and refuses to not move between both floors of the house all day lol

Do face masks do anything or do you need a good gas mask minimum.

>pitbulls

nah its just what you want lol One dimensional pleb.

without just saying "cuz theyre just not reporting" why else would koreas numbers going down?
is there hope?

Sven reportin in

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>24 in Texas
>I live in the danger zone
God I'm praying for a hot hot HOT summer and I don't care about the electric bill!!!

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Cutie reporting >:3

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did you take pic related into account ?
france has almost as much as Italy, but germany has almost triple and uk has half

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I CAN HOLD IT

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ROLL
the world is a fuck

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I wonder how many corona general threads can reach until it finally quiets down.
5k, 10k 20k ?

reminder this is garbage advice

you need at least 70% alcohol to remove effectively.

Even assuming user has 90% you're diluting it down to 60%. And in the more likely case they have 70% even fucking worse.

Get a little spray bottle and fill with your rubbing alcohol. spray on your hands and rub. not following a fucking soccermom facebook recipes.

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You know Bournemouth is a training town for the police, right?
So when it goes down bigly, expect pubescent, ill-trained SS nerds roaming the streets looking for rioters/looters to make their immature day exciting.
I'd prep heavy and stay in if I were you.

The four teletubbies of the apocalypse.

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>January 31st, first case confirmed in Italy
49 days later, 10,000 cases confirmed in Italy

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How do i delete a post im doge chungus in real life

CBRNfag standing by

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Based

Yeah our office has had the same emails, asking about working from home. Overheard manager saying "22nd March office closing" which matches the graph ( 2 weeks until lockdown UK anons ).

Still scared shitless my dude.

I am god

You're the lucky 1,000th person infected in your town, you get to meet the tele-tubbies user! you're so luck, I'm jealous

Hahahaha
>Get the baseball bat, Blondie is getting in touch with her inner self

/vg/agdg/ ready to deploy

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MA bros where we at? I stocked up weeks ago and been trying to redpill friends/senpai but nobody listened. Baker better lock down the bridges to boomer cape cod.

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Got a version with nipples?

Yas Forums Yas Forums /sp/ Yas Forums Yas Forums standing by

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/bant/ standing by.

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Could always lie through your teeth an claim you have been in contact with someone you know for certain developed corona (out of town relative visiting) they don't want you in the building potentially passing it to their staff

Tucktons nice, and full of old people, so...

Get yourself a gas mask at this point, normal face masks arent enough since it can get through the eyes or any other hole in your body

Roll

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Did they just straight up cancel the semester or is it now entirely online?

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Red has the power of Fire, Yellow has the power of Earth, Green has the power of Wind, and Blue has the power of Water.

O B V I O U S L Y

Rollan

hurry up and make a MEGA folder, i want ALL of it

d/ic/k reporting in

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i spit on all gas pump handles and carts

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How are brit/euro/aus bros doing?

Hello, faggots.

Because they communicate by screaming into each others' faces at three inch range?

Anyone have a map or information of the most hit areas in the UK?

Rolling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Whatever you say bro

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Prepped and ready for absolute catastrophe
Devon bong reporting. Any other Devonshire bros alive?

Hivemind

GA bros, how we holdin up?

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Mohammed reporting in

please let it end

I am annoyed. Either China is lying (most likely) or this thing is mostly over with in China. The amount of disinformation/ or lack of information is mind numbing.

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Likely additional testing ruling out false positives.

Roll

(((The Cult of the Damned)))

R0 of 4-8, way more transmissible and a huge % of people (20%) to survive, and even if you do survive you have permanent lung/brain/kidney damage.

People who need respirators stay on them for many weeks, so the respirator situation is dire. For example, in Poland there are about 10,000 respirators. It is growing at 1.6x/day right now, so by April 425,000 cases, with 10% requiring respirators, or 40K+, so 30K+ will die 100%.

hmmmm

Hi no youre not there is only one lord his name God. Reject false idols

Cool dub tho

Lads if your in NY get out.

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Here we go

all i want is dead

Billy still shilling.... for Trump.
> he's an idiot

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birthday was yesterday and it was pretty fucking hilarious desu

Nothin' Burger confirmed?

If not, why?

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Not sure, they just told everyone in the dorms to GTFO

I fucking hate rollfags.

>starting to panic after siesta
Damn it Spain! Get your shit together.
Germans panic early in the morning

My whole town will be infected

I dont like dogs... But why the fuck would you do this shit?
Looks like she is a coalburner so she might actually be beaten or dead by now

I'm good mate I have a fair amount of prep that I accumulated over time, enough for myself and the Mrs for around 2 months. Will definitely be avoiding the hopped up new officers.

/sp/ reporting in

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calm before the storm, nothing too interesting yet
>feminist parade 2 days ago twitter.com/MacaesBruno/status/1236980821040513024
>government holding back numbers to be able to host the parade for votes, suddenly +500 new cases in a single day right after it
>"just a flu bro" jokes stopped yesterday
>madrid has half the infections of the whole country and the parade was hosted there
>confirmed cases attended the parade
>minor polician confirmed infected
>president will shut down Madrid's schools tomorrow, already far too late
>parents will leave their children with their grandparents
>10.5 days behind italy

*coof coof*

Shit, normies are starting to freak out here.

Last week some coworkes laughted at me because i opened the doors using paper tower to not touch it directly, but now they are getting scared.

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Is this legit or an error on coronatracker.com's part? Iran and South Korea suddenly down to ZERO recoveries. I forgot Korea's numbers, but Iran had 2400 official recoveries yesterday.

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When you're dealing with the CCP, always assume the opposite of what they claim

roll

ch*ck em!

co/ck/s out

Just remembered I need duct tape.

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>risk infection to fight racism
>also fuck white people
Do these people hear what they sound like?

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Roll it

Reporting for cutie!

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population control retard, like we should have done with you

alcohol doesn't kill viruses

my parents over there are taking it srsly, but no one else is. one relative is hitting casinos and hotels, another two are planning a cruise to Eurpoe, my mom's colleagues swapped their trip to Italy only to go to Mexico.

Allahu SNACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

In the Disney production timeline China are telling the truth then the age old rules "you smelt, you dealt" apply.

Lets say i have a gas mask but i have no filters for it.
Any way to improvise with something as a filter.

Also, any info on the class of people being infected in the West, excluding italy. Because if senators are being infected then that means its being passed around a certain class of people over seas. People who can afford cruises and shit

end times

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it's over in china because everyone is fucking dead

Feel safe, aparently you local hospital has a sentai squad on hand, kaiju corona stands no chance against their combined form

Give him a week until he will crack.

No creo que tengamos suficientes tiempo. Aquí se acaban las mascarillas y los supermercados y farmacias están restringiendo las ventas de alcohol y gel de mano a 3 por cliente
Exactly. Our stupid corrupted government doesn't give a shit. Our southern neighbour (Costa Rica) has I don't know how many cases confirmed already and they closed some high school.

Local stores limited the sel l of alcohol and gel to 3 per customer. You can't find masks anyherre
I already have a work laptop and they know I can work from home since I'm in the IT dept

Why is Ireland being absolutely pummelled in per capita numbers?
Ireland as a whole should be relatively easy to quarantine. Tiny island, largely homogeneous, limited air travel.

No but do me a favour and let me know the status of Barnstaple my old folks live there.

Look at air pollution or traffic in China.
Even Schengen (Their equivalent to Silicon Valley) is at a complete standstill.