/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1853

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51 new cases in Mass.
twitter.com/LiamWBZ/status/1237463429675393026

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WHY AREN'T YOU INFECTING AFRICA HARDER CORONACHAN!?

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Was getting caught part of your plan?

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Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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NUKE CHINA NOW

How many threads has it been since Gary last posted? 4 threads? Maybe 5 threads?

>Italy 10,149 (631)

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> brazilian politicians now infected

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File id preferred

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How would you even know if it was when the rest of the world is too busy with their own shit to care?

>2 females and a male visited Italy and came back on the 5th of March
>1 female went to celebrate 8th march with 500 others
>Tested positive right after that
Gg bros

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Ebola-chan and the lassa fever, is taking care of that. She will have her turn soon.

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ONE (1) NEW CASE IN PHILADELPHIA, 12 IN PA TOTAL.

youtube.com/watch?v=ymdssZOAx3Q

How are you always geting new Corona pics for those?

Most countries on the continent can't even test for it, dumbass.

Plenty of NGOs over there to report on it.

>2. Italy

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I wonder who could be behind it

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Since everyone is stockpiling tp and panicking over it , how well would a spoon work to clean your ass? I mean you can scoop everything and probably only need one wipe of tp. This would in turn converse a majority of to. Anyone else though of this?

The noose is tightening slowly.

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Anyone got the film list?

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34 cases now in Vietnam
ncov.moh.gov.vn/
Thankyou Typhoid Nhung ya dumb cunt

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You think they have the means to test for it?

It's too late, it's already spread.

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MASSACHUSETTS +51 CASES, EMERGENCY DECLARED
>MASSACHUSETTS +51 CASES, EMERGENCY DECLARED

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KEK

TEN NEW CASES IN IRELAND

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it is your own fault if you did not get enough. just wait for the state to clean your ass

ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO NUKE

Anyone got the map for italy ?

Already got that one though

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They're niggers, even if they had the means to test for it, they would fail it

If that pull that off will you die?

REAL SHIT LEGIT TALK THREAD. NO CAPPING ALLOWED.

Lets be completely deadass, how much trouble are we in here? Ranging from:
- small economic recession
To
- societal collapse

Hoping for societal collapse, what do other think?

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OH NO NO NO NO UHHHUHHH AH HA HA HA HA

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you could just take a shower...

I’m fucked here user. It’s just a random thought I had since a lot of people are laughing at those stockpiling more tp than food.

>Spain +443 (+5)
You fucking what?

heh

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You think they would report it? Anything said about it is going to tank the stock market especially if its accurate. Nobody is really telling the whole truth about this thing. Bringing attention to Africa where they don't have control of the media is just going to result in a more accurate view of things as people go investigate.

It keeps spreading like crazy!

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sauce me up, faggot

Thoughts on my roommates reaction to the situation In Italy? I hope my roommate croaks from this shit.

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Not the celtic bros

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>sandniggers

All you really need is faith in God.
That way even if the virus does kill you you'll still be alright.
Are y'all saved /cvg/?

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friendly reminder for newfags
filter all namefags
filter "deadass" for good measure

when is this going to be classed as a pandemic?

I hope you got enough soap to clean your hands afterward. You will need lots of soap.

shitposting bro

What stage of grief is this?

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You're all a bunch of Proctor and Gamble simps

Also this

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instagram.com/alessiabonari_/

coronachan nemesi

>If only you knew

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>18:27: 10 new cases in Ireland.
Into the fire

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bargaining

i'll have number a 1583689788715 thanks

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come to Germany and I will give you a roll from my stack for free

More like what stage of retardation is that

>rest of the world dyıng
>turkey stıll 0 cases

who else ıs /comfy/ here

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>Denmark 262

Wait it's actually 262 now? WHAT THE FUCK

IT WAS AROUND 159 WHEN I WENT TO GO GET Yas Forums 2 HOURS AGO

Hold me anons

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Fucked Bigtime. Death is a salvation unironically. Prepperbros will emerge into a nightmare.

What a complete normie retarded faggot.

Already got that one

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dang his insight cuts into us like a laser.
im think im gonna take a nap and rethink this "happening"

you only need a tiny bit of soap

>they didn't master the art of drinking 99% vodka
Hah, what plebs

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Tank you Corona chan, may the lord bless you!!!

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Stage potato. This guy is impervious to anything other than the economy

boomer bargaining

why do NORMALFAGS write like THIS???
its really fucking ANNOYING, hope the nigger in your picture dies over a span of 3 weeks choking on his own bodily fluids that seep into his lungs.

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Put the happening

I’m the bag

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stay away from this faggot you should move out or forbid him reentry. now.

What are some more good prep foods to buy? So far I got rice, pasta, oats, instant noodles, canned tuna, canned beef, canned weird small local fish, beef jerky, chocolate, beans and all sorts of peanuts.

it's getting less /comfy/ now i'll be honest with you bros

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Bro im not bro bro ahhhh ahhhh im shoobing

Fuck you, you actual fucking mulatto

imo it's going to be a serious depression

>actually believing a single thing Erdogan is saying

did you prep?

this article aged well

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Your roommate types like a retard

GOOD LUCK NIGGER

WHAT?!?!?!!
THATS AN OVER 100% INCREASE SINCE YESTERDAYS 41 AND THE DAY BEFORES 23.
FUUUUUCK. MASS IS KILL.
WHAT DO I DO BROS!?!? STARTING TO GET SCARED

Small Economic Recession. Some industries will crash hard.
Final dead toll around 50k. Mostly elders.
It will be 2-3 months before this settles.
This will be remembered for a decade before getting lost within the pages if history.

When it infects Uranus.

Here's my shitty drawing of corona-chan
Took me 1000 hours on ms paint, so hope you like it, germanbro.

Braindeath

youtube.com/watch?v=OjRN6J_6w1Y

>Spain president do nothing.

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>Members of the public should avoid coronavirus-related news that makes them feel "anxious or distressed" to protect their mental health, the World Health Organization (WHO) has advised.

rte.ie/news/2020/0310/1121299-coronavirus-tracker/

HAHAHAHAH HHAH HAHA HAH HAHHAHHHHAHH HAHHAHHH HA holy shit

how much longer to I have to buy a gun?
how much longer before society might collapse?

King county WA user

>WHOAAAA!!!!

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I don't want to lose my grandmother.

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Romania +1

>containment area
So in other words, a death camp?

Oh fuck yeah!

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hes gonna get it

FLEE

I think you still don't have my favourite one

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Nothing burger

Recession probably, you're very sick people

12 new cases in romania
been nice knowing you lads

Don't worry, I'm on my way to Ankara right now

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Gotta be honest, a bit lousy shitposting there
But as bait I guess it was good

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no new states today

Awww FUCK!?
WHAT THE HELLLLLLL

Already working that situation out. I also work with this homo which makes it way worse. Everybody else is pissed about his return home.

MOTHER MARIANNE HAS A MESSAGE FOR US
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=VPACQatSP-8&feature=emb_logo
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=VPACQatSP-8&feature=emb_logo
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=VPACQatSP-8&feature=emb_logo
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=VPACQatSP-8&feature=emb_logo

Riots soon.

it was media silence until they needed something to obfuscate the state of the economy and really the world as a whole. shows its all shit. the pious will inherit the eart

Ok bröther, but what happens after? Do you think society will collapse, or at least be heavily disrupted, enough to cause anarchy?

this is gonna be rough, but society won't collapse. it aint gonna be mad max.

No more refugees unless Elites want to repeatedly bring the infected ones.

Kek. Arklow is fucking riddled lad. Nobody's saying anything.
This country will be quarantined before the fucking UK.
CHUCK 'UM

we are all gonna die

cases going down

Where is my Dutch bro? Are you ready to raid, rape and pillage?

youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

WV getting closed in on fuck me bros

I'm getting an ambulance go past my house every 20 minutes , it's getting hairy

Germans are well known for liking shit. :^)

Denial.

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>we have reached the palliative care stage
it really is over isn't it?

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Huge economoc reccesion
Tens of milions dead

>Not like us
Let me tell you Bill about Obesity and Heart Disease and what they mean for mortality rates.

Oh fuck

You bloody fools always consider everything to just go according to plan.
You aren't witnessing a grand scheme unfold ~ but, so I'd wager, the death
throes of the system and the status quo.
You have never bothered to consider the possibility, that they are not
being led to salvation... but setup for eternal damnation.
You underestimate the human condition ~ what if the treatments they have
prepared for themselves aren't working; what if mistakes happened during
the engineering of the virus; what if they have underestimated the
efficiency of their programming, the fanaticism of their underlings;
what if they have miscalculated the chain of events.

Have you acknowledged the disastrous consequences that might result from
so trival a thing as a minor rounding error?

Oh boys, we are all in for a rough awakening. If there ever was a time to
doubt, it is now ~ whether you are part of the play or mere observer: doubt.

If you want to wake up the people around them, ask them if they have every killed anyone.
~ ask them how the disease is transmitted.
~ ask them about the demographic data of their village, city or country; ask them about the demographics they encounter in their everyday life.
~ ask them about the capacity of healthcare system.
~ ask them about the data from italy and 'official sources'.
~ ask them to calculate to number of cases; mild, severe and critical, with the most conservative and optimistic ratios.
~ ask them if they could bare the knowledge of potentially contributing to the suffering of their parents, their grandparents, friends and strangers.
~ ask them about the implications of a dying workforce, knowledge-and customerbase.
(...)

You can't reason people out of anything, you can only point them towards data that forces them to 'think' for themselves and come to their 'own' conclusions.

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Just

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Portland finally found its first case
Community spread too

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everyone has been saying that for like 2 weeks slowpoke

What do you mean by riddled? Give me the rundown.

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Not enough to cause anarchy. That's what the army is for.

Hope you have guns, user

Oh no. Why cant it be WORSE. I want DESTRUCTION, only because it is the only way to create CHANGE that will lead to CONSTRUCTION, but under the name of the Lord God instead of satanism and worshipping false idols, as people do today. Mass destruction is the only way

you need to go back

So how deadly is it really?

will we overtake china as corona's champion???

I'm out taking a hike with the kids right now. Might as well go grab it tent and fucking pitch it.
Fuck man.. is mass still#4 in cases, or have we jumped up to #3??

this is denial going into bargaining

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niggers riot?

>nothingburger?

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noo not my Zambian frens

has she got big tits?

Stay safe fellow PAbros

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Stop saying the P word

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10/10, perfect illustration.

9582

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If you want destruction, I hope it comes to you too.

Source me up.

if we make it through this without a significant change in leadership, be prepared to live under a china-style governing hellhole, with 0 freedoms and 100% surveillance.
most likely all your biological stats will be immediately available for the government too.

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>instagram.com/alessiabonari_/
What happened to her?

oh goddamn I want to make the sex with her so fucking badly

somethingburger

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PANDEMIC
WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASKS

Too late to buy a gun.

Society won't collapse. Itll just suck immensely for the next couple years.

You really need to go back.

WHYYYY

Society MUST fall so we can rebuild for God

hope you didn't go to a gym user, now that would be very retarded of you if you did that bud

>Look you are going to catch it and die
>No reason to be stressed about it

WV will probably one of the better off states. You're isolated and have infinity deer to hunt.

Very nice, thanks alot

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Woman was coofing and smelled like shit on the tram today, she squeezed past me and touched me
She was visibly ill
How fucked am I
tram was packed full btw

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cases going down, confirmed

Its absolutely ogre in italy, never felt like this before, went out for a quick drive and holy shit, spooky af

how old? top virologist from Germany Prof. Christian Drosten who invented the test for Sars-CoV-2 said today that
20 - 25% of 80 + years old will die with best treatment

youtu.be/geVC6EmeaKw

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you're about to get coofed on
f

>"doctor"
>nurse
lemme guess, you do chiropractic too?

The area is New Rochelle, and I'm reading that the person there who spread the cv was Jewish, so It certainly does sound that way.

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DAMN YOU MA, PROTECT BRADY YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS

youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ

Nah, still tons of gunz around. Ammo is going to be a bitch tho. Wholesalers are already running short of ball ammo

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twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

USA IS KILL

new 1 in Towanda

Where do I get a gun? Gun permit takes 2 months and they want to visit your home.

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holy hell I want to fornicate all over her as well. shit these bitches are fine.

>DJI +4.9%
I guess he was right after all.

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Arklow is a town on Wicklow's coast, not an island, and far, far more people are in "self isolation" there than everywhere else in Ireland.
Get goin6.

>Too late to buy a gun.
W R O N G, its never too late to get gats

Go back to where, israeli?

Do your best, then. Accelerate it.
If not you, who?

What a shit father. He runs away like a pussy while his wife grabs the children.

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Where you at? The traffic in my city here near Venice is still around the same

It's over

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The fuck were you even thinking using public transport during a fucking pandemic?!

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noo my gf lives in Massachusetts

welfare flag

This would be perfect if he had grabbed his son and escaped leaving his wife and daughter behind as it the video slowly started to scroll the "There is nothing more cucked than having a daughter" pasta.

lmao dad leaves his entire family

I know but now the boomers will be in panic mode again and buy all and everything

Go right fucking now.
Get an AR (Ruger or S&W are good entry level, but Palmetto State Armory if you're a poorfag), a handgun (Glock 19 is a happy medium).
Don't cheap out on magazines.

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ECONOFAIL OVER 9000 FAILS FALL ITS A BIG NUMBA CRUISE SHIPS DOWN SYNDROME WERE WORKING WITH THE INDUSTRIES

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It's a private place for rich people, I doubt the rabble come around

Now, the industry I work in and my place of living has probably already fucked me. So why not get down with the sickness.

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...

Italy can't handle the volume of people infected, so they're letting older people die hoping that they can reserve treatment and resources to the young. Healthcare facilities prioritizing who gets to live is not a good sign.

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kek

Authoritarian commie government worldwide

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An economic recession leaning toward depression with just the virus a couple million dead if it gets very bad. I'm wondering how countries like Turkey NK and so on are going to use this situation toward their advantage and what the fallout from that is gonna be

Why aren't there more deaths from the Diamond Princess?
>1% CFR is a nothingburger

RIP Spain

President just fuck up

Checking in. Anyone else here in Uni waiting for finals to get moved online/cancelled?

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How can I accelerate without commiting sin

I must serve God

+51 CASES IN MASSACHUSETTS
+51 CASES IN MASSACHUSETTS
+51 CASES IN MASSACHUSETTS

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Apocalypse Toothache relief pls?

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85. Not looking good

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It indeed is.

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They've just cancelled my festival in April.

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I'm happy you exist so I can know how much someone failed themselves on such flawed logic

buy a car, nigger

Are South Korea lying about the number of deaths? The numbers don't add up compared to other countries.

In most countries, it's a very long, drawn-out process.
In Canada, you're looking at a minimum of 28 days, usually closer to 45.

qrd on why all the news coming out of china is that their peak has passed, all their temp hospitals are closed down now etc?

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lads, my friend who got me fired and gloated at me for being a lowlife, while he was making millions just got covid and is dying. is this an appropriate time to put my mask on and go to his deathbed to gloat?

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unlucky bro

I always cover my mouth when coughing or sneezing - but never paid any attention to others.

Since this virus kicked off I've noticed just how repulsive a large part of the general public are. like living in a fucking zoo

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What did Italy's president do around 9 days ago?
I actually want to know

DCB

This means it kills the young as well if it's not managed.

lol, I remember that movie

They got the best care the planet could offer and there are many still sick.

tfw don't have a driving license

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Fuck, I want to get infected so I don't have to go to work

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>deadass
i didn't even know niggers lived in canada

are we finished?

the "containment zone" is a staging area for the quarantine of NYC. the logical quarantine would be along 287 but there are too many jews in westchester. the policy makers will not lock in their own tribe.

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small town in sud center, i guess living in a big town makes not much of a difference, but here even moving 2 km from town gets crazy eerie, tons of carrabinieri blocking everyone, tons of ambulances goin around, holy fuck

Yes

I mean like in a really bad shtf scenario

5 case of covid in my region (quebec,Canada) and the last victims was using public transport. Here it goes. Panic buying will go trough the roof.

How long will it be until people coughing and sneezing on others get attacked and killed out of fear and paranoia?

>Mfw most mainstream radio station just cut the q&a session of the coronavirus address by the president to put football on
We fucking deserve this
Fuck us hard corona

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lel, germany is anywhere for 2 weeks to 6 months

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Things are ramping up in MA.

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it will be more a 50% 50% because old people will not get an intensive care place in the hospital when there are young people who have better chances

Just say you are sick with fever

Where in UK bro?

to convince people its safe to work

They went all in and put all their resources in early containment. They're gambling that they can now return to work but it's probably going to backfire horribly

crossbow or compound bow is your best bet for now

>Spain
>7

if you are from Oradea or Bihor you're fucked
that tram was packed, it's gonna be everywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=n8NlDAJSVI4

Yeah, went to class today, at least half of the 40 students that bothered showing up were coofing and sniffling

Teacher was visibly sick. 7 confirmed cases in county next to mine.
They won't cancel until the boomer profs. Start dropping like flies

Rapid testing of large swaths of the population. Contact tracing. The flattened the curve, so their medical system isn't as strained.

No one lives past 25 already...

Not that I'm concerned but I already have a 12ga and a Ruger 10/22..

Baileys Irish Cream is amazing in coffee instead of creamer/milk, shit's delicious.

SO A FUCKING NIGGER CAME UP TO ME, TOLD ME THAT THE NIGGER CATTLE WAS GOING TO TRANSMIT THIS FUCKING NIGGER VIRUS, AND ITS THE FUCKING CIA NIGGERS WHO SPREAD THIS
ITS THE FUCKING CIA NIGGERS WHO SPREAD IT
THIS NIGGERLICIOUS VIRUS, MADE BY LINUS TORVALD THIS FUCKING NIGGER WHO CANT EVEN WRITE HIS OWN COMPILER
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGER THESE FUCKING NO BRAIN NIGGER MONKEYS DON'T KNOW WHATS COMING FOR THEM, THE CIA NIGGERS WILL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU NIGGERS SURVIVE

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Disproportionate amount of young infectees in their numbers. Also 8 can guarantee they'll have more serious outbreaks, China too once the economy sinks even further and the west is melting with it

god i wish that finger was my dick

I screamed at a woman in the store the other day for open face sneezing on the produce. Everyone looked at me like I was insane.

You’re right. In Mad Max the cars still worked.

>government probably ranks number >25 in the competence scale

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take your meds

How many is korea testing currently? Could they have tested way too much at early stages to make it look good and are on a slower pace now that is has actually spread?

In fairness, after you have your license, you can just buy a rifle and walk out the door with it.
Handguns still take a while because of the transfer process.

Look what happened with ebola they started killing and attacking aid workers.
Won't officially find out how bad it is for a month or two.

These are the exact faggots who do a complete 180 and panic buy 10 packs of toilet paper when the first case arrives within a 5 mile radius of them. They deserve to be physically forced into a quarantine like they do in china. Why the fuck did you room with this retard?

Are you certain Burger Bro?

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Yes

finally a corona-chan that actually looks like a professional did it.

I only got month and a half worth of calories if I go absolute starvation mode. There's still time tho, I guess. Normies still aren't hoarding. Gonna hit the pharmacy tomorrow. What should I get? Other than Aspirin and Vitamin C?

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1.524 cases today
196 cases a week ago

AHHAHAHHA

we dead

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derby , another one just went past,,SHIT

Literal death panels lol

I bet there are deads by coronavirus in Africa already

Who else /comfy/?

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>President Spain
>Asking about forecast about coronavirus
>cope questions.
Holy shit

12 gauge is good, but a 10/22 is kinda last-ditch.
Unless it has a threaded barrel and a solvent trap. :^)

>somehow a state with less population than NYC has more cases in 1 day than they do

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>screaming at people in public will soon be socially acceptable
I am so fucking hard right now.

Yes

shag his wife on his bed next to him

I dont wanna sound like a schizo but I heard a guy at kipling station in Toronto rant about the end of the world, something about the year of the rat, and some other stuff. Guy was asian, probably fillipino or chinese, about 5'8 wearing an unzipped jacket. This was in mid January btw, before coronavirus was mainstream.

Update to remember to stock up on Vit C, D and zinc lozenges to stay healthy and up to scratch. Take at least 1000mg of Vitamins and Zinc throughout the week and lower dose if you get the runs, that indicates you're taking too much.

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unnecessary risk user, just workout at home. I've been a Yas Forums-fag for 7 years now and haven't gone to the gym in 1 and a half months cuz of the virus.

can i have 1583675733253

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Should I take Zinc now or when I get the coof?
Please help.

hi its north dude gen x 37yr old (recoved)
its gone now the fever broke last night as i over heated my self up.

how ever my flatmate is alot worse then yesterday.
the boomer didn't get up at all. not even a sound inside.

i don't want to get reinfected. what do?

NOO NOT THE WIENER SCHNITZEL

how come Italy is more fucked than Iran?

in the last 3h number of infected incresed by 1.5k so its not that bad ?

Ugh.. do I need another gun?

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I'm in Bournemouth, it's actually alright down here right now. Not a lot of people out an about though, word came through that the Uni had its first case though so it just a matter of time once the students get it.

I see makes sense, thanks anons

>Virus might spread through banknotes
this is toxic

1583790069582 plz

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Due to Ace2 receptors, how hard will latin america get hit?

we did it bill we ended above 25k we stopped the terrorists

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Wasn't Denmark at 30 something like 2 days ago? What did I miss?

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I have it on good authority from someone in Milan atm that the Italian government is telling everyone there that they're being quarantined until at least April 14th.
All of the media I've seen is saying April 3rd...why are they lying?

An ounce of prevention, user.

Holy shit triple heils. I guess that faggot will really die. Fuck him and his family.

NY just deployed the national guard to "contain" an infected suburb

>It's a private place for rich people, I doubt the rabble come around
corona-chan does not discriminate, everyone regardless of social standing will be embraced by her love, all hail corona-chan.

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Aw man, can't wait till it hits the Netherlands.

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Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

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You are a big virus outbreak.

They bother testing, I guess.