I thoroughly enjoy drunk driving. It's like playing a video game where you're a bit handicapped and you have to dodge all these cars coming your way, like frogger or GTA. I'm not talking blackout drunk or so drunk you can't even walk, because that's no fun and you can barely get 500ft without running into something. I'm talking like 4 beers in where you're at that sweet spot when everything is a bit more fun and challenging and you're not really restricted by normie views of culture.
It's also pretty fucked up that you can be arrested for "driving drunk" when you've had only one or two beers at a restaurant. Drunk driving is just another tool the police use to take your money and give it to the state for minor offenses like "speeding", when in reality you can go twice the speed limit and be perfectly fine as long as you have a post-1990s car. This stupid fucking idea has been propogandized by the government and even stigmatized like smoking cigarettes are, when in reality smoking cigarettes kills many orders of magnitude more people every year than driving drunk has in history. Yet the punishment for drunk driving is so much worse than the crime, you lose your license for at least 1 year and you can spend time in jail, both of which totally fuck your job prospects. And to fucking top it off, driving while tired is totally legal (and almost as fun), yet it's way more dangerous than driving drunk because you pass out and have zero control . That might be fine on the highway when you just coast into the median but passing out can seriously fuck you up in most situations.
Would you support the idea of changing the legal limit to .10 BAC, Or are you such a shitty driver that you can't handle avoiding other cars on the road?
I fucking kekked. I did it once a long time ago, in another country. I went to a works do and got wasted while chatting some girl up. I drove home like a fucking chad, following the road-signs from an unfamiliar part of town and parking in a narrow driveway without a scratch. I was 10x more careful that night than I am normally. I was probably 10x over the limit as well.
Michael James
Shut the fuck up paki
Ryan Roberts
Unironically, UK anti-drunk driving propaganda has been really, really effective.
Aiden Ramirez
Nice LARP
Jace Jenkins
kek, i failed my driving exam the first time because i was driving drunk and was messing around with the interior mirror.
My boy Alex Jones arrested for drunk driving. My boy Alex Jones arrested for drunk driving. My boy Alex Jones arrested for drunk driving. My boy Alex Jones arrested for drunk driving. My boy Alex Jones arrested for drunk driving.
Gavin Adams
Based.
Kevin Davis
Please go do that in Uruguay
Luke Jenkins
Based
Jayden Campbell
fucking kek op, buzzed driving is based
Isaac Hill
You can tell who joined Yas Forums through t_d based on their fear of le evil drunk driving menace lmao like grow some balls you fuckin soiboys
Matthew Lee
Just don't drive slow. The cops look for that so no matter how impaired you are go full speed the whole way home.
Henry Jackson
Drunk driving shouldn't be a crime, you should only be charged with property damage, loss of life, or traffic infractions that may result from driving drunk. But the act itself should be decriminalized.
Noah Cox
It's more fun on a motorcycle.
Adrian Morgan
You're triggering the christian puritan moralfags who've never broken the law before.
Eli Davis
just drive the limit, and pay attention to what’s in front of you. turn off any music so you can focus, and enjoy the ride. its really not hard at all. and above all, don’t drive in some place you don’t know. act like your brain is basically retarded, give it the least amount of challenge necessary. buzzed driving is really fun but getting caught is horrible and has happened to several of my idiot friends.
Samuel Parker
I agree driving “tipsy” is fine and it sure is fun. I usually have 3 pints at a bar and drive home without a problem. Driving hammered is an issue but so is driving tired, using your phone or being Chinese.
Jordan Ramirez
Some guys can drink and drive, some can't. I've driven with people that are better drivers drunk than when they're sober.
Austin James
I drove once after some beers. And l do confess it was as you say, kinda ''fun''. But not something l will ever do again.
Brayden Anderson
I like to do something even more dastardly, I walk instead of drive. If I’m feeling really bad I won’t even drink at all
Jeremiah Flores
This, If being handicapped is a criminal offense, people need to be arrested for cell phones and being Chinese (Japs are excellent drivers)
Henry Russell
Drunk driving shouldn't be a thing, but vehicular manslaughter should carry harsher penalties. You're free to drink and drive, but you need to pay the price if you make a mistake.
Nicholas Allen
drunk drivers deserve to be killed, unironically
Jaxson Murphy
Sometimes when i come home from work on friday, i cant wait to sip on some ipa so i enjoy in the car, so then i am primed for vidya and sex with my chinese gf. I love it.
Dominic Rivera
LOL! Keep it up, and you'll end up like the clown who crashed his car into my fence.
Alcohol is poison. No self-respecting man should drink that estrogen-laden swill.
Samuel Cox
Or being Black. Blacks, based on my experience, are even worse than Asian drivers.
Liam Kelly
I’ve been buzzed and drove before, but I can tell that I’ll get into something if I got drunk and drove.
Christopher Turner
Some people can drive drunk some can’t. I mean what really is drunk. There some situations where you may be drunk and on drugs but that accident was gonna happen anyway.
Ryder Green
Probably watched too much Western films and thought the drivers seat was on the left while your friend was taking your drunk ass home.
Jeremiah Clark
basically this
Samuel Gonzalez
TPB is the shit and always will be my fellow leafbro
Robert Sanders
When I would finish my summer school classes I would steal a 12 pack of white claws, get fucked on the beach, and then whip home in my Mini Cooper.
Dominic Roberts
absolutely positively based as fuck
Brody Adams
City police officer: the post.
Connor Morales
This. Fuckin beta bitch boys
John Bennett
Driving drunk is the only entertaining thing to do in this life
Caleb Sanders
What about burglarizing the home of an ex-employer who was a massive prick to you?
Adam Reyes
If he has a car simply steal his wheels
Brandon Cook
predictable shit boys, spice it up you just sound like desperate ex partners
drunk driving is super fun. i have 3 DUIs, and still drive around plastered. wooo
Asher Campbell
Imagine a general on a hill next to a valley. He wants to plan an attack that has to happen at exactly the same time as another general on a hill beyond the valley, or it will fail. He sends a messenger to deliver the message.
This is not to say messages cannot be sent or received. However, knowability is not possible. How does he know the messenger has arrived? He puts in his message to tell the other general to send a messenger back to confirm the message was received.
How does that other general know his reply was received? They have to send another messenger back. As you can see, this problem has no solution.
Now imagine that the generals have telescopes. They can wave at each other to confirm receipt of the message, right? Actually, light is a signal and the problem is just speeded up. There is no solution. Now see that all communication between people is made up of such signals.
I always assume these posts come from people who've had addiction issues.
>No self-respecting man should Invent the distillery? Cultivate the land for his vines? Turn grapes into a meticulous recipe? Calculate the right temperature to roast hops? Fuck off.
Most based Leaf. I routinely drink and drive- in fact I'm about to now, and I can promise you I'm far more effective at driving when drunk than many of these dipshits are sober because I understand situational awareness.
Fuck DUI laws. Punish the outcome, not some arbitrary number on a blood chemistry test.
Asher Thompson
Bullshit. I've never had a taste for strong drink. If you like lowering your T, have at it.
Jonathan Mitchell
OP is an obvious larping retard. But anit-DD faggots that REEEEEEE whenever reality is brought up make me sick. If you faggots cant drive after a couple of beers you probably shouldnt be driving at all
Owen Sanders
> If you like lowering your T 743ng/dl and I drink every weekend. >I've never had a taste for strong drink. It affects you adversely, then. No need to impose your biology on mine.
I drove black out drunk on the way home from the strip club on my 30th birthday. This was before Uber, I was out of cash so I couldn’t take a taxi, and had a meeting at work early in the work day, so I knew I had to man up and drive home.
Ran a few red lights, but overall it wasn’t that hard. Just put the car on cruise control and focused on staying between the lines.
Drinking while you drive home from work is the thing. relax and enjoy your commute with a few beers and get home chilled so the mrs doesn't wind you up.
Connor Barnes
If you do it right you can get to Ballmers Peak mode and drive even better.
Black men tend to be pretty solid. Black teens and black women on the other hand, I agree with you. Worst of the worst.
Connor Bennett
My papi did and his papi did it before him. It's only rational I continue as well. None of us died or killed another family. It's not hard as long as you're not blitzed af.
Levi Robinson
Fucking based DUI is badass
Robert Scott
This place is more degenerate than anything in outside world hat you guys complain about so much .
Josiah Morgan
I used to be like you till I got raped by a dui conviction. I miss being that reckless.
