/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1852

>mfw

when 25 % of 80 +years old will die even with best medical care

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somethingburger
pastas burning
Coronachan lewds,
It’s all so tiring

Classmate now has a suspected case in his family, its been real lads

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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In person classes cancelled at UCSD

>For the last week of Winter Quarter, courses are continuing to meet in person, but instructors will no longer use attendance-based points in their grading.

>Starting in Spring Quarter, all lecture and discussion courses will be delivered remotely. In the context of our campus, this will mainly involve offering conventional courses via online teaching and learning tools.

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how many days behind Italy is the USA? California or New York first?

PANIC HERE KICKING IN
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early chinksect spray
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lol and check'd

Post your biggest Corona-Chan

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POST YFW YOU PREPPED AND NORMIES LAUGHED AT YOU BUT THEY AINT LAUGHING ANYMORE

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TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

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>me rn lads

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1500 cases
2 deaths

Is the rest of the world even trying?

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Apparently when shit really goes down
>Merkel
>Based
Anarcho capitalists face when we are the forerunners of this century again

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Is it ever going to end?

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What is the masterplan for when you run out of food, stores are empty and the apocalypse is happening right outside your door?

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THE GLOBALISTS GOT TO ALEX JONES!!!!

statesman.com/news/20200310/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-charged-with-dwi-in-travis-co-authorities-say

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>NEW CASE IN POLAND
se.pl/lublin/koronawirus-w-woj-lubelskim-jest-pierwszy-przypadek-koronawirus-lubelskie-aa-6eU3-7LVG-F5SM.html
NEW CASE IN POLAND
>NEW CASE IN POLAND
NEW CASE IN POLAND
currently 22 confirmed

Threadly reminder that this is literally nothing. China's new cases have slowed to a trickle

Inb4 "but you can't trust Chinese stats"

Iran's cases have also slowed down

Inb4 "but you can't trust Iran's stats"

South Korea's new cases have long since peaked and are falling day by day. In all counties the outbreak peaks within 3-4 weeks and then falls away to nothing. This will all be over by May

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I live in Washington, should I be worried?

>chinese virus
>corona in hiragana instead of hanzi

Weeb

I'll find some chad and I'll become his bitch for food

>It OnLy kiLls oLD pEoPLe!

Omg they took his hair away

Sitting comfy and ready fren.

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That'sa spicy-a meatball.

Take as many undesirables as I can down with me

i wll unironically die or try to join whatever the strongest group is in my near surroundings

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>RSAConference 45-year-old attendee has tested positive for #coronavirus and is hospitalized, on a ventilator and in guarded condition.

Another young boomer in critical condition.

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veja.abril.com.br/politica/evento-que-teve-a-presenca-de-maia-e-cancelado-por-suspeita-de-coronavirus/

Brazilian politics are infected

Where?

Sit down Hans.

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Shouldn't have been a preplet

GUNS

>50 NEW CASES IN MOLDOVA
WTF
WE ARE GOING TO WUHAN 2.0
50% of our pop is boomers. Death rate will be 25%+ watch

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NO DON'T BLAME IT ON RELIGION YOU ASSHOLES BLAME CHINA

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wait until the 28k intensive care units are full
and we will drop like flys

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That is because they are not testing anymore. They have entered damage control mode.

Apocalypse recipes/hacks?

You can make something akin to kimchi by mixing a typical white cabbage sauerkraut with sriracha, both of which are commonly available across the West.

Faggot

anything new on the missing italy numbers?

It isn't like you had much of a population anyways. Fucking everyone was killed or mentally destroyed last time you tried to rule the world. Then you imported the third world.

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already?
lol.

>DOW bounced +943.56
What the fuck? Why isn't it falling?

What's the deal with /cvg/ filled with Symphogear fans

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You misspelled Mohammed.

youtube.com/watch?v=OjRN6J_6w1Y
Spain conference for coronavirus
Waiting ....

Madrid, i will GTFO in 2 days from here, I live next to gypsies and I wont stay to see this develop into Wuhan with them near...

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Harvard is just shutting down and asking students not to return
nbcboston.com/news/coronavirus/citing-coronavirus-concerns-harvard-asks-students-not-return-spring-break/2088418/

POST YOUR CORONA WALLPAPER

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Work at a family members farm ( with limitless soi) or as delivery guy, trade gas mask + filters for a delivery van

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>6

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Gov. Jared Polis declared a state of emergency Tuesday as Colorado gears up to fight the growing outbreak in this country of the new coronavirus that already has caused havoc around the globe.

The governor also announced three new cases in Colorado, in Eagle, Arapahoe and Gunnison counties.

“We fully anticipate in the coming days… that there will be more cases,” Polis said. “We’re going to get through this together.”

The “state of emergency” declaration will open the path for state and health officials to better contain the outbreak by accessing resources in their bid to help those most at risk for the coronavirus.

“What it does is it gives us access to resources and more legal flexibility to take steps now to protect the most vulnerable and better contain the outbreak, truly reducing the chances of the trajectory that has occurred in countries like Italy from occurring here in Colorado,” Polis said.

Polis said health officials are working to expand the state’s testing capacity. The state has 900 test kits for the coronavirus, but Polis said he asked Vice President Mike Pence for more testing kits on Monday.

“We need more testing because the sooner we can identify positive cases and hotspots… the more effectively we can isolate those who test positive and we can limit and slow the spread of the virus,” he said.

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HEALTH SYSTEM ALREADY COLLAPSING
GENERAL QUARANTINES SOON
EACH WEEK WILL BE WORSE
NEVER FORGET THE CHINKS LIED AND KEEP LYING ABOUT THEIR NUMBERS
KICK THE CCP OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY THE MOMENT THIS IS OVER

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SALVINI CALLS TO THE GOV A TOTAL LOCKDOWN NOW: STOP EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOOD DISTRIBUTION, HEALTHCARE AND PUBLIC ORDER INSTITUTIONS. PROPOSAL REJECTED

TAJANI AND MELONI (RIGHT WING) ALSO CALLS FOR TOTAL LOCKDOWN NOW: WORRIED ABOUT HEALTHCARE SITUATION OF SOUTH ITALY, MUCH WORSE THAN THE NORTH ONE

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good point what the fuck lol

Found a kek statue at Disneyland boys. Needed to get one last trip in before the lockdown.

Wish me good luck heckin heckers! Im feelin a lil coofy!

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I guess you won't be the one, too much of a beta to fuck other men
>uuuh what will other people think of me i'm not gonna do it

>"integrated in an open community"
I came here to study so I could get that fucking retarded paper, not to be forced to socialize with people. Fucking obnoxious college.

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anyone else in southern ontario here? our hospitals and health care system are absolute shit. i dont think they will be able to handle this if it spreads here. its in toronto and london. should we actually be worried down here? starting to wonder.

>friend has fever and coughing
>calls corona line and asks if he can get tested
>”have you travelled to one of the red zones recently”
>”ehh no just been wageslaving here at home”
>they say no and don’t call back

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Long term? Permaculture. Though the first few years will likely rely heavily on annuals.

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based

WELCOME TO THE PANIC ROOM

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feds pumping

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Italy is really taking drastic measures to combat corona. Taped corona safety spaces.

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cnbc.com/2020/03/10/nyc-coronavirus-cases-are-coming-in-so-intensely-now-mayor-de-blasio-says.html

NYC is fucked.

I'd GTFO of Madrid asap.

Madrid at least, panic shopping is rampant today
We can smell an italian tier lockdown incoming

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DOW fell from oil shinanigans, not just Corona Chan. Or dead cat bounce.

sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200309110456.htm

By March 1, 2020, between 1,043 and 9,484 people in the U.S. may have already been infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus, far more than the number that had been publicly reported, according to a new Cedars-Sinai study.
>By March 1, 2020, between 1,043 and 9,484 people in the U.S. may have already been infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus, far more than the number that had been publicly reported, according to a new Cedars-Sinai study.
By March 1, 2020, between 1,043 and 9,484 people in the U.S. may have already been infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus, far more than the number that had been publicly reported, according to a new Cedars-Sinai study.
>By March 1, 2020, between 1,043 and 9,484 people in the U.S. may have already been infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus, far more than the number that had been publicly reported, according to a new Cedars-Sinai study.
By March 1, 2020, between 1,043 and 9,484 people in the U.S. may have already been infected by the COVID-19 coronavirus, far more than the number that had been publicly reported, according to a new Cedars-Sinai study.

sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200309110456.htm

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2 months ago barely 300 cases and 30 deaths, it feels like its been a long time ago

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INB4 ITS NEWS
THE FIRST UTAH PATIENT ATTENDED A BYU BASKETBALL GAME

THERE ARE REPORTS A FEW KIDS AT BYU ARE NOW SICK WITH THE VIRUS
THIS WOULD MAKE UTAH 3+

IF EVERYONE AT THAT GAME GOT SICK EXPECT UTAH TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH CASES

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just coom'd to this pic many thanks brah

think i counted 3 or so

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Fuck everything. I'm buing just weed and rope. When I start to feel really sick, I'm kys myselfing. Nice 13 years in here. Bye faggots.

I live next to a forest so I will try to go hunting

11

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Can you share this collection of yours?
For science purposes

I got seeds nigga

>too much of a beta to fuck other men
It depends. Do you look like a chick?

Do they know what 4.5 meters looks like?

>best friend thinks its a non existent fake virus
>hasn't prepared one fucking bit
>went to chinese restaurant today just to show how its a >nothingburger
I just gave up now agreeing with him everytime he says its fake bs. Anyone else has similar friends / family members?

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South Korea have done more tests than any country outside of China

This is all just a big nothingburger. Far from infecting 80% of the population, it's infected barely 1.5%< and of them only 3% have died, all boomer near-deads or gimptards.

What a fuss about nothing

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Bandaid on a bullet wound.

Cant wait til this fucking larp is over

Don't you guys love watching the decaying American bureaucracy interact with this sudden and unprecedented crisis? They don't know what to do, and they're too incompetent and disorganized to orchestrate a meaningful, unified response. Instead they hold do-nothing press conferences while it slowly gets out of control
>governor holds conference, "one dead, two infected"
>"we continue to monitor the situation"
>next day: "we are closely monitoring the situation"
>a week later declare emergency
>a week later they have to call the national guard because they waited too long to take action

And this is how an epidemic gets out of control.

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Shid.

>The governor also announced three new cases in Colorado, in Eagle, Arapahoe and Gunnison counties.
Whelp, guess Gunnison can’t quarantine its way out of this plague this time.

youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

NOT A BIOWEAPON

CONFIRMED PANGOLIN

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>It depends. Do you look like a chick?
not currently, but I can work on it

76 cases in Iceland (+11 today)

>Gov. Jared Polis declared a state of emergency Tuesday as Colorado gears up
SAME IN MY STATE NC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Because it's fake and gay.

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Thanks Yas Forums for making me $100,000 off a $7500 wager, couldn’t have done it without you

That sounds like a plan for me, but it never works. Also, take your antidepressants.

even with only checking traveling fags they caught like 230 in the last 30 hours, thats fucking impressive and scary. we're fucked haha

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the german government isn't even hiding it anymore that they won't try to contain it, they are actually banking on people going to work

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How accurate are your official numbers? My parents are on a 10 day vacation in Torrevieja

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underlying heart condition at age 45 suggests obesity
is this the start of a fattypocalypse?

Your friend knows a kike show when he sees one.

That video means nothing. It is clearly a bioweapon.

>Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
>Virus might spread through banknotes
>Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant

Is that information reliable? Don't bullshit me, please, I am already shitting my pants.