ALEX JONES ARRESTED

GAY FROGS MADE HIM DRINK AND DRIVE!
URGH URGH URGH URGH!
>GRUNT-SNORT

you dont pay the full bail is all im saying

i exploded my honda in a dui and the bail was $500

intoxicated on redpills maybe

Funny how he's been memory'd hole from here until you hear shit like this~

i think that is too low for any state
do you mean you got out for $500 meaning your bail was $5000?

How drunk was he?

What a retard.

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It was a long time ago. I get why DUI should be punished more seriously

17/76

I saw it on Live PD

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Give archive-link, faggot, so Europeans can read it too.

by the way
and i dont mean to laugh but having been through the ringer i do take pleasure in hearing stories from my buddies and from anons
if you have a second, just do a paragraph on what happened, because exploding your car on a dui is pretty fucking funny

The globalists will drive you to drink!

what are they doing with that cat?

Drinking and driving is a long Texas tradition: Huge state with cheap gas and long boring drives.

THE GLOBALISTS GOT TO HIM!

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Look at what the little fucker did.
youtube.com/watch?v=25fQwwZqrzI

Well I was on prescription benzos and I was drinking with them.
So i was driving on I-40 in North Carolina and passed out.
I woke up before I hit the barrier and it was kinda terrifying

Hes just controlled OP. He says globalists but in fact its jews hes just making it 100% kosher to heat.

True, you used to hear the craziest shit from people, but these last few years, the tin foil individuals had been much quieter than before.

Is that a tactical kitty?

also if I hadn't woken up I would have been burned alive
I am so lucky my door could open

Hes just using dem 'globalists' tot make money hes doing the same what strip companys do. Extend the story so you can maximize profit money and dont have to think for an new idea

look, kids, Turbo Force and Patron may sound like fun but it will get you into more trouble than Charlie Sheen and a can of Crisco.

That's pretty dumb Alex.

I saw the numbers as well

How much you wanna bet he blew a 0.081 because he had a couple drinks and sobered up to drive but the alcohol was still in his system. 0.08 is too low because it’s possible to be sober yet still over the limit.

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>archive.md/wip/iUQhT
>Texas law, however, allows for a driver to be charged with a DWI even if they’re under the limit, if they’re considered to be impaired.
So they railroaded him.
Imagine my shawk.
Cops do this all the time to randoms.
They probably have it in for him aroud Austin.

>its actually DWI, which is more serious.
DWI... Driving While Intoxicated... which is exactly what the tweet in OP said. are you retarded?

AAAH THE GLOBALISTS GOT TO HIM ITS ALL OVER BROS AAAAAAAAAAA

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can somebody run faceapp on this??

don't ask

>How much you wanna bet he blew a 0.081 because he had a couple drinks and sobered up to drive but the alcohol was still in his system. 0.08 is too low because it’s possible to be sober yet still over the limit.
that's exactly what he said on his show earlier today.

better yet, you would think an Alex Jones arrested for DWI mugshot would look insane... he looks completely normal

he was below .08 but the cop used his discretion to arrest anyway.

Jews really have you by the balls. Here it's not about your money it's about the severity of your crime that determines if you get bailed

Didn't he blow below that tho but because of roasties against drunk driving he got arrested anyways

Getting done for DUI 99% of the time is just bad luck. Idk anyone who has driven while smashed. Everyone I know that gets done has been for very low range. Even my alco brother doesn't drive when smashed

>000

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Based.

Dumbass should have just got drunk at home

>Didn't he blow below that tho but because of roasties against drunk driving he got arrested anyways
that's what he said anyway. I was driving at the time, but he showed his blood alcohol content readouts on air. I might go back and look later today when it's uploaded

I've overcame my alcoholism so Jews don't have me by the balls right now.

Ammo for Officer Chad's full auto rifle isn't cheap you know.

>conspiracy theorist
>many of his conspiracy theories have been proven right
THe word conspiracy theorist is just as dead as nazi. A shame, really, if "journalists" weaponise language and destroy the meaning of words for some political activism.

Hilarious.

Lmao
Can't bump your own thread dipshit

he's ready for his strip search

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bail is a dumb ass jew fee anyway

>mfw they show me his features

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Mine was 5k bail

They drove me home when I got mine but the court fee was $1500

WELL GOYM I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

MY LOCAL SYNAGOGUE TOLD ME AA IS A GOOD GOYISCH ASSOCIATION

SO PLEASE NOW

BUY MY WATER FILTERS TO HELP CANCER PLANET DEAL WITH MY ALCOHOLISM

BUY NOW GOYM

brilliant

reminder that only ultra ultra zionists hate jones, which is why (((google, apple, microsoft, facebook, twitter and youtube))) systematically banned him
Also he has lawsuits from ((((SPLC, ADL and AIPAC)))
but braindead shills will continue to scream co intel pro and controlled opposition

wouldn't even risk it

he once made the mistake of inviting david duke to a debate in his show. holy shit, that was glorious slaughter.

Bad timing Jones. Can we get one of our people through this Abrahamic Apocalypse without being dinged

>under the limit
This is what Alex claims.