Alex Jones has been arrested, the globalists finally got it
Alex Jones
Jace Lopez
Matthew Adams
Based.
Aiden Collins
Drunk driving warrants the death penalty imho
Ayden Turner
Shut up retard
Sebastian Peterson
>The paperwork shows that Jones admitted to drinking a small amount of sake at a Japanese restaurant hours before with his wife, which was proven truthful after the breathalyzer test showed a tiny amount of alcohol – well under the legal limit in the Lone Star State.
Isaac Stewart
At least he looks good.
Hunter Diaz
Brayden Cox
Starting to wonder if this “quarantined for Coronavirus” stuff is how Trump arrests and takes out the Deep State without the population panicking.
>realize you gotta remove the Swamp
>realize swamp creatures are gonna fight you if you remove them
>realize swamp creatures put plans in place in case you remove them
>realize swamp creatures will cause chaos when they get removed, will shout “coup”
>I-have-a-cunning-plan.mp4
>talk with Chinese about releasing fake virus
>pretend to have it spread to West
>pretend “infected” infect swamp creatures
>remove swamp creatures for “‘uh quarantine
>population already panicking cause “muh pandemic”
>not seeing what left hand is doing cause right hand is talking about the virus and stock markets
Isaac Watson
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my alexino jonesino drunkerino while driverino noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Juan Harris
Project Pogo, and Zyphr.
Owen Collins
Maybe Coronavirus is just an excuse for a world wide purge.
Carter Wood
i know so sad !
James Reyes
>Cop1: Weaving in the road
>Cop 2: I'll call it in, turn on the sirens
>???
Nolan Reed
cite the breathalyzer is faulty and get the case thrown out
Aaron Walker
It is. Of the old and sick.
Andrew Moore
>1776
COMMENCE
Grayson Wilson
I fucking love this whackjob
Ryder Brooks
>conspiracy theorist
Well, there you go. Conspiracy theorist means you are a criminal, so don't be one, goy. Unless of course you believe in the white man holding back minorities and women theory, but that's not a conspiracy theory because we decide what is what's not.
Parker Davis
Dylan Thompson
The Marines did first meet at a tavern.
Anthony Sanchez
>japanese restaurant
wait, is alex getting down with the asian pussy?
Gabriel Richardson
"Legal limit" is bs. They can and will still charge you. DUIs are easy money
Brody Adams
Everything I have ever written on this site is satire. I am a humble resident of the greatest most prosperous nation on planet earth and I have never had any problematic thoughts ever.
Adam Davis
They are going to epstien him aren't they?
Hudson Davis
Does intoxicated always mean "drunk" as in "had too much alcoholic beverages", or could it also mean he is under the influence of some other drug?
Isaac Russell
REX 84 & Agenda 21
Look eet up.
Liam Baker
Lol......I saw Alex get drunk off of 1 glass of champagne, the night Trump won the election. He spilled his second glass on Roger Stone (I think) shortly after. That pussy could probably fail a sobriety test just sniffing the bottle cap....lol.
Adrian Phillips
Same.
After losing all my guns in a boating accident, I realized that racism is wrong. Everything I posted ever is satire. Blacks are amazing, Jews deserve protection, Protect women, protect refugees. BLACK LIVES MATTER. I am a good zogbot.
Ryder Gomez
>Alex Jones
>Jeffery Epstien
>Rodger Stone
>Sheriff Joe
>Manafort
Why does trump associate with so many criminals?
Jonathan Clark
>resident of the greatest most prosperous nation on planet earth
>leaf
Pick one, please.
Logan Foster
Ya think ?
youtube.com
Nicholas Ross
You forgot;
>trannies based
>traps not gay
Don't forget to pay your taxes.
Charles Howard
Who's that beardo?
Isaiah Diaz
He has that condition where your own stomach fauna produces alcohol. Makes it real easy for him to get drunk.
Brody Watson
Fake News. Alex Jones only drinks triple distilled liquors. Everyone knows it's the impurities that cause you to drive erratically and not the alcohol.
Austin Johnson
I was wondering when Alex Jones' drinking problem would catch up to him.
Henry Rogers
That’s a pretty badass mugshot.
Bentley Young
Dui is no biggie. I drive better stoned others drive good drunk. Dui laws only exist for the minority who are a real danger.
Carter Lewis
Name the impurities..........
Jackson Wilson
Also it’s not even illegal if he was only drinking at stop lights
Matthew Wright
>That’s a pretty badass mugshot.
Like it's stagged. But no conspiracy, Alex, just handsome guy.
Carter Fisher
methanol, tannins, fusel oils, and furfural
lol
Bentley Jenkins
As your council I recommend you say nothing.
Cameron Turner
Drinking and driving is fucking awesome.
Cooper Kelly
reminder that only ultra ultra zionists hate jones, which is why (((google, apple, microsoft, facebook, twitter and youtube))) systematically banned him
Also he has lawsuits from ((((SPLC, ADL and AIPAC)))
but braindead shills will continue to scream co intel pro and controlled opposition
Christian Richardson
None of those make you erratic apart from methanol, and that is barely present after the first wash
Daniel Edwards
Maybe one day you can have the fun of being hit by one! Lucky days ahead!
Kayden Thomas
>I was wondering when Alex Jones' drinking problem would catch up to him.
give me a break. look at his mugshot and tell me about his drinking problem.
he certainly looks rather advanced in age, but he looks sober as a judge in that photo - no different than he does on his show.
Noah White
HECKIN HECKARINO
Hudson Martinez
BASED WAYNE.
Bill Hicks is getting up there in years.
Jace Hall
Okay, let's be real here. I know I'm not the only one who knew Alex had a drinking problem. He'd get sloshed a few times (especially early election night 2016 when Hillary's wins were being reported in first). He has the tell-tale alcoholic flush to his face and water retention. He often just appears tired/hungover. I think he's had a problem for a while now.
Get the help that you need, Alex. Drunk driving is a stupid thing to do. This is your one stupid thing you did. Learn from it. You'll get past this. One DUI never ruins anybody's life. It's the people who are repeat offenders and just can't stop drinking that see their lives ruined.
Brandon Foster
I bet they been following him for months waiting for him to have a beer at a bbq or something
Levi Kelly
Based MAGA chad desu
Benjamin Diaz
Thanks for posting that pic, user.
4 times I have tried to post the 2019 cover with Xi, a pangolin and the 4 horsemen riding across China.
4 times Captcha has blocked me after a three minute upload.
Juan Gomez
Yeah Austin cops are mega faggots.
Cooper Nguyen
He probably had a beer but because of his sporadic behavior they breathalyzed him. I think he’s mostly a troll but sometimes funny
Connor Brooks
Wait, then why did he get arrested?
John Allen
Just what fucking thought. I’ve driven after having 2-3 beers at a restaurant before. I’m sure most anons here have
Cameron Baker
Probably took his shirt off and started ranting about the machine elves
Cooper Watson
Alex Jones was cleared of a ‘driving while intoxicated’ charge by blowing less than a 0.08 – the legal limit in Texas for DWI – which in itself is an incredibly low threshold.
Jones was pulled over Monday night in Travis County for speeding 45 mph in a 40-mph zone.
The paperwork shows that Jones admitted to drinking a small amount of sake at a Japanese restaurant hours before with his wife, which was proven truthful after the breathalyzer test showed a tiny amount of alcohol – well under the legal limit in the Lone Star State.
Brody Williams
probably cop quotas
any positive breathalyzer above 0 they can still meet their quota by arresting under valid suspicion for "further testing"
Bentley Nguyen
No im being serious. Is it really legal to arrest someone with a below the limit on a DUI?
Joshua Brown
Guarantee they aren't going to report this.
Hunter Rogers
So what happens if its dismissed but you still pay bail?
Noah Cooper
I bet the chicoms and their beervirus did this
Poor lad
Isaac Collins
no
Alexander Garcia
The machine elves are starting to get worried.
Screencap this.
Josiah Sullivan
>The article states that Jones admitted to drinking a small amount of sake at a Japanese restaurant, and that a the breathalyzer test showed "a tiny amount of alcohol."
Dominic Reyes
I thought he got a divorce?
Brandon Butler
Kek, he’s really going to massacre them now