BWAHAHAHAHA
Don't doubt the Fed, niggers.
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HAPPENING
Josiah Long
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Julian Miller
>he thinks the bloodbath is over
We've only seen the first drops of blood. The sharks are coming.
Wyatt Murphy
Mnuchin saved the day!
High interest in a bipartisan stimulus package.
Leo Turner
>Don't doubt the Fed, niggers.
Yeah, you're a faggot and no one cares.
William Hill
my heroes
John Hernandez
>Don't doubt the Fed
Nice bait OP.
Ryder Myers
Rubber cat bounce.
Kayden Williams
Oliver Sullivan
Friday the 13th
Colton Butler
Just pump it to 50k lol. MIGA
William Gonzalez
BASED MONEYCHANGERS IN THE TEMPLE
FUCKING SIQQQ FED MOVES BRO
WE SHOULD TRUST THE PLAN AND ALL PRAY FOR ISRAEL
Sebastian Gray
The main problem is that we are sitting on a debt-financed asset bubble.
and the solution is....more debt.
Cameron Bailey
The peddles are still reversed. They just couldn't prevent the void from being filled. I don't care, because it all counts as balance.
Jackson Hughes
Brody Turner
the solution is to placate gentiles until they are irreparably damaged and have no possibility of retaking the reins of society
aka you should pray for israel
Caleb Taylor
The only question **they** have on their minds is how many generations they can get away with selling off before people start guillotining politicians and bankers. The answer? An indefinite amount.
Lincoln Barnes
The global reset is happening. Italy and UK suspended all mortgage payments while virus is rampant. The FED posted a fun fact of how much currency is currently circulating the day trump meets with the economists.
James Morales
*crack*
*siiiiiip* ahhhhh
This
Jack Cox
>The FED posted a fun fact of how much currency is currently circulating the day trump meets with the economists.
$1.75 Trillion
2018: $1.67 trillion
2010: $0.92 trillion
so it has doubled in the past 10 years
Joshua Young
>NY deploying national guard to literally keep order durning the coming lockdown literally around wallstreet. >Dow recovers.
Banana pants
Hunter Martinez
Asher Perry
MARKETS GOING RETARDED. NOW UP ABOVE 4.3%
Brandon Wood
Negative interest rates bitches.
Deficits will eat the debt.
Lincoln Jones
KEK. this. THESE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS OF PUMPING THE MARKET ARE TOTALLY NOT ARTIFICIAL GOY!!! BUY YOUR STOCKS QUICK AT THIS CHEAP PRICE, SO WE CAN ROB YOUR DUMB ASS TOMORROW.
Connor Lee
Ever hear of a dead cat bounce, my niggy?
Cameron Cruz
or maybe this is what happens during all downturns and it jerks around alot
Leo Green
We will be at negative rates by this time next year. Maybe sooner
Thomas Harris
shhhh. don't tell the normies
Nicholas Long
Look goyim, the stock market is in the green zone again. The economy is great! Actually it has never been that great! Don't you love it? Oh, and you're fired btw.
Sebastian Watson
retards are in full panic mode. amerishart is going down and i love it.
Ethan Thomas
so they are programming these so-called "algorithm trades"
INPUT:
> tax cuts incoming
> federal spending incoming
REMOVE:
>Coronavirus
>national debt concerns
> president wears yellow tie
Zachary Gomez
dOW IS UP 1,200 POINTS!!!! VIRUS MUST BE CURED!!!
Leo Sullivan
Sebastian Clark
G-d protects Israel.
Joseph Ward
cruise ship stocks up 10% today
John Morris
Oh it's happening alright. It's happening in Russia, Canada, and it's happening in Europe and Asia, but as always America comes out on top.
Even when the whole world is going to shit America still wins.
Suck it losers
Christopher Walker
>Stock market drops and jumps multiple times of triple or quadruple digits
>Latest jump hits
>Lol this time it's really over happening fags!
Alexander Gutierrez
the funny thing is it WILL start happening this year, so expect them to fire their last hurrahs before america goes to hell
Parker Johnson
WOW GOY!!! ISNT THAT GOOD NEWS!!! CORNAVIURS IS GONE!!! IM ALL IN ON CRUISE SHIP STOCKS NOW!!!
Robert Gutierrez
Nobody doubts the fed.
Also, this has to do with congress moreso than the fed as this jump was based on a promised $300 billion dollar payroll tax cut.
Result : keeps inflated pricing high
Result : Hurts the average person as asset holders and the rich will largely benefit.
How do you pay off $20 trillion in debt? Simple, you erode the value of the future dollars that will pay it off and spread the pain throughout dollar holders. The longer this goes on. The more life is going to suck dick and financial security unobtainable. The rich will get richer.
Also, this is why there is so much mal-investment and lack of progress :
> No one is going to invest in hard-tech or serious longer term development and progress when it is easier to just pig out at the trough.
Enjoy the subpar slog.
Aaron Lewis
proves ur a jew by spelling god as g-d
Xavier Ward
what will we do if it crashes again?
this was what we've been ridining on...
Trump won't get re-elected if it doesn
't stabilize
Gabriel Harris
>what will we do if it crashes again?
You mean tomorrow?
Ayden Watson
A SOCIOPATH GETTING RICH WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (MAYBE LITERALLY)
Benjamin Gomez
Traders need to take their meds.
Kayden Perez
god i fucking hope so that last hour rally fucking murdered me
Hudson Allen
>Don’t doubt the Jews
Ok sure
Leo Barnes
Dead cat bounce to liquidate shorts before another mega dump. Followed by another bounce then dump and so on and so forth until blood is on the streets.
Grayson Lewis
Are you shorting?
Hudson Edwards
Just wait. We are 3 weeks behind Italy. They are literally deploying the national fucking guard to NY to set up quarantine. Traders in NY be like every thing is fine.
Jonathan Taylor
DJIA volatility index down 9.8% TODAY. They dont know up from down
Matthew Collins
>deploying the national fucking guard to NY
It's some jewish town, not all of NY or NYC ffs.
Christopher James
Tell me the last time there was a quarantine of a town in the United States. I'm waiting.
Don't worry it'll be in your backyard soon enough son
Isaiah Anderson
>oh no, I'll coof
Ok. Not sure on the history of quarantined towns though.
Asher Ortiz
Whatever the case, it's a good reminder I should keep enough cash under the mattress to last me through the month, minimum
Good to have if I ever have to endure a corralito, useless as it may be in an actual happening
Bentley Martin
Oy vey
Oliver Robinson
>redditor's first post
aww
Jeremiah Williams
Problem is in the debt markets, the stock market has nothing to do with this
Angel Green
I hate to agree with a fucking leaf
>crash.exe
Christopher Clark
Obama built that!
Christopher Bailey
Gold is great as well
Luke Cox
>taking stock advice from internet poors
>not even once
When will they realize if the stock market crashes then all money is worthless anyways. The market is so diverse it basically covers everything of value.
David Sanders
>Reading the posts of internet poors
Why should I read your post? Sell it to me
Jaxon Evans
Lol, recovers half of previous days losses
>Muh happening cancelled
The absolute state of armchair market specialists on this board....
William Richardson
.
a / Italy # infected (1) = 300
b / Italy # infected (2) = 10,000
c / # days = 11
d / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = (b/a)^(1/c)
e / USA # infected (1) = 808 = 3.10.2020
f / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = d
g / # of Days = 30
h / g Growth Factor = 15,717 = f^g
i / USA # infected (2) = 12,699,422 = e*h
j / ICU rate (Italy) = 12.5% = Italian authorities
k / USA ICU Need = 1,587,428 = i*j
l / ICU beds available = 100,000 = US authorities
.
m / USA ICU bed shortfall = 1,487,428 = k-l