ALEX JONES ARRESTED FOR DUI
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Get fucked Mossad rat
Oh shit, can't wait to see this show
You are literally the biggest nosed kike out there, why don't you go mutilate some more baby dicks? jew shill.
alex looking like the coomer meme
cope
At least I'm not a jew.
Doesn't really look wasted
>Driving while intoxicated
Weed for sure
OFFICER I WAS NOT DRIVING I WAS TRAVELING
AM I BEING DETAINED
kek
duimer
>oh no
>that sucks
Somebody laced his filters with alcohol.
Weird how he is blacklisted, and no one wants hear from him, but the instant something like this happens he is suddenly not blacklisted.
A DUI gets you a 3k bail while possession of marijuana is 10k. maybe this is why society has no faith in the justice system
great live PD episode bit sir
Absolutely based as fuck
What a madlad
good thing I bought his snake oi- I mean male vitality supplements or he wouldn't be free to get hammered at another public event then drive home
BASED
He's a real man like you or I
Who is paying 10k for possession of marijuana? Show your work.
Probably stitched up by gl*balists, firing alcohol rays into his car. SAD!
this.
If they didn't remind you how much you hate him, how else would you remember to hate him?
THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKING COPS GAY
Tune in to Colbert tonight!
is this image real?
Based Alex. Where is his podcast available? Haven't heard him in ages.
Gotta admit that’s actually a rather flattering pic they took.
wow
they really fucked him up with the censorship across all platforms
DUI = Driving Under Influence
DWI = Driving While Intoxicated
If you were high on weed you may be subjected to a DWI which is a slap on the wrist I believe.
Not surprised.
There had been rumors that Alex Jones has basically become an alcoholic.
That would explain why his behavior and the quality of his show has gone so downhill over the past 8 years.
Also, I understand that Alex has been through a lot (a messy divorce, being censored off social media, the lawsuits about that shooting, etc.), but turning to the bottle won't make your problems go away, it will only exasperate them.
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Rogan just a lil fella.
Holy shit this is great!
Nah, Alex Jones is only 5'10"
The you tube videos are better. I like the part where the window is smashed, and they're screaming "I do not consent" as they're being handcuffed.
That's illegal in Texas? I thought it was a proud tradition like in Russia.
wow. he really is a manlet. 5'7" at most. lel.
I was the one who pulled him over. Here's what happened.
>Be in cop cruiser
>see car swerving on the road
>turn on siren
>car pulls over
>get out of the car
>walk up
>window rolls down
>It's Alex fucking Jones
>He's smoking a joint
>Eyes blood red
>Shirtless
>Sweating profusely
>Breathing heavily
>"Sir do you know why I pulled you over?" I say, gulping once.
>Alex opens the car door
>"Sir, stop...stay where you are" I say, stuttering
>I"m really nervous at this point
>I pull out my taser
>Before I have a chance, Alex grabs me by the throat
>He picks me up with one arm, I'm gasping for air
>I drop my taser
>"I never sucked any ding dongs" he says
>I try to go for my gun, but he slaps it out of my hand
>"but if I did, I wouldn't hide it. I'd have a line of men."
>Another cop car comes up, my backup
>Alex throws me effortlessly into the officer trying to come to my rescue
>I fall right into him
>Alex gets back into the car, and drives off.
In the end it took 10 cars and a helicopter to take him down.
great blog post, reddit. how do i unsubscribe?
Rogan: 5'11
Alex: 6'0
Only illegal aliens enjoy that privilege in America.
You have never seen him sober user...
WHO THE LIL CHAMP?
I hope you made him sign the forms "Bill Hicks"
I mean, any signature or "consent" given under duress is null and void
Thats what happens when your whore wife takes your money
He got a DWI not a DUI
Who are you going to trust? My word or the word of a horse lover?
He cant handle the truth anymore. He has to drink the sorrow away.
He's a programmed AI, they're probability just updating his interface.
The point is, their consent isn't necessary when they are being arrested. The SC's argue with the cops that they don't have to follow any laws. That argument never wins.
He's AI, so.
Driving under influence...
OF TRUTH
How much do you have to take to be high on vitamin C? I take 500mg twice a day 365 days a year.
according to KVUE, he was arrested for DWI, which is more serious.
kvue.com
This guy is my favorite slav. Based slavshit getting arrested in Texas, the most anti-white state in the US.
what the fuck is thissss
Ba-Dum-Tish
>The point is, their consent isn't necessary when they are being arrested.
Then the cop can't say the victim consented which is the point
If you think this man was born in 1988, you're insane.
I mean...
>based schizo poster
he doesn't appear drunk in that photo. I think what happened is that he got pulled over, refused to do sobriety test and got arrested.
Alex Jones was cleared of a ‘driving while intoxicated’ charge by blowing less than a 0.08 – the legal limit in Texas for DWI – which in itself is an incredibly low threshold.
Jones was pulled over Monday night in Travis County for speeding 45 mph in a 40-mph zone.
The paperwork shows that Jones admitted to drinking a small amount of sake at a Japanese restaurant hours before with his wife, which was proven truthful after the breathalyzer test showed a tiny amount of alcohol – well under the legal limit in the Lone Star State.
what the fuck happened to this man
>What am I being arrested for?
>RESISTING ARREST!
the most false arrests are for DUI in US
LoL
Now that I laughed I'd bet he got busted for having a single drink in his system. Texas is like that.