/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1851

► Detected: 118,347 ► Died: 4,267

>NEWS
Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
archive.is/n0Bd0

Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
archive.is/jLP6C

Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
archive.is/uIONI

>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
archive.is/kdBtS

>LATEST CASES
18:30: 108 new cases in Denmark.
18:28: First case in Jamaica. Patient recently traveled from the United Kingdom.
18:27: 10 new cases in Ireland.
18:16: 178 new cases and 3 new deaths in France.
18:02: 28 new cases in Spain.
18:00: 130 new cases in Germany.
17:50: 1 new case in Serbia.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=6-elCYFhqJs
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/index.shtml
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22931805
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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237448333796552704
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twitter.com/AFP/status/1236962432444182529
twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1237449964084699136?s=20
youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Thank you, thank you Tarik!

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +26 (+17) Italy +977 (+168) Iran +881 (+54) S. Korea +35 (+5) France +372 (+3) Spain +443 (+5) USA +83 (+2) Japan +51 (+1) Switzerland +123 (+1) UK +52 (+1) Lebanon +11 (+1) Morocco +1 (+1) Germany +213 Netherlands +61 Sweden +91 Norway +77 Belgium +28 Denmark +172 Austria +51 Singapore +6 Malaysia +12 H. Kong +5 Bahrain +1 Australia +10 Greece +5 Canada +3 UAE +15 Iceland +4 Kuwait +4 Czechia +20 Israel +8 India +9 Thailand +3 Taiwan +2 Portugal +2 Finland +7 Ireland +10 Philippines +9 Brazil +6 Slovenia +6 Romania +11 Indonesia +8 Palestine +1 Qatar +6 Georgia +8 Poland +4 Pakistan +3 Chile +4 Croatia +1 Estonia +3 C. Rica +4 Hungary +3 Azerbaijan +2 Peru +2 Albania +4 Belarus +3 Latvia +2 Macedonia +2 Tunisia +1 Brunei +5 Afghanistan +1 Malta +1 Serbia +3 Cambodia +1 Moldova +2 Burkina Faso +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Paraguay +1 Mongolia +1 Panama +1 Total +3,985 (+259)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,674 (35) Germany 1,437 (2) USA 787 (28) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 581 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 373 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Sweden 351 Norway 304 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 182 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 UAE 74 Iceland 69 Kuwait 69 Czechia 58 Israel 58 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 31 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

The threat to the average american remains LOW.

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where is arg?

Comfy side thread for CVG preppers

get on in here lads
THIS IS A SIDE THREAD

Rolling for death to 30-40% of the world's populace.

No one is considering the nog contingency. Once their numbers roll in (and they will) any major city is fucking toast.

I used to be cool with these threads but can we stop now? Show some fucking respect

President Trump, VP Electric Pence and several conservative and alt-right activists and figures were at CPAC.

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still it only means we have more time to fight the infection

>ZERO cases of coronachan in Turkey

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The shills wouldn't be here if they weren't afraid of what you know.

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File names only

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You aint alone there
What a fucking kick in the nuts, I was about to sell a house

Corona Chan Cunny is the best!

Prove me wrong

protip: you can't

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chink niggers go away, Xi Jingping is pretty gay
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same here bro I feel your pain

Quarantine will end the problem in italy desu. even if the reinfection is as severe as they say, the 30-40k who got it dies in the quarantine and its basically over. if all the nations follow suit, there will be no virus in a month or two.

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I hope it's me, fuck this gay earth

I feel like something above my head/forehead. Like asmr tingles kinda.

You waited too long
You passed up too many chances

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It's almost over I think...
But this is BASED!!!!!!!!!!
ohiochannel.org/live/governor-mike-dewine
Ohio governor and Head Doctor dropping redpills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ohiochannel.org/live/governor-mike-dewine
Don't miss question period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TY Argentina bro for baking.

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Why is Japan and S. Korea doing so much better than Italy?

I've thought about ending it a lot the last couple years, but no way am I missing seeing how this plays out.

Nobody will take Turkey seriously ever again if they keep covering it up

No where in my post did I say to take aspirin. Just don't fuck with your alkalinity by taking baking soda. IN the cap I posted there is zero information about the effective use of aspirin or the dose they used.

IF you have Ph strips then test your alkaline, IF you have experience then try to lower it with acidic foods. But fuckinA don't be a retard and start doing shit you've no idea what you're doing. You'll only make it worse.

You'd do better to do a SLOW enema DRIP of distilled water and the correct dose of powder vitamin C for your body weight and let it drip in slowly because the intestines take nutrients direct to the blood system which may mimic an IV drip. It won't hurt you like some of the other shit I see posted on here.

BTW be sure to double up on elderberry /s.

IV vitamin C dose
Coronavirus and it includes intravenous vitamin c at 50 to 200 mg per kg patient body weight per day.

youtube.com/watch?v=6-elCYFhqJs

Here is a library of articles, each article with references to published papers and clinical research often published in major journals:
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/index.shtml

Here is one mechanism by which vitamin c is thought to inactivate viruses in vivo
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22931805

Also please note you will NOT be given this treatment in the US under any circumstances even if all the data shows it works. They'd rather everyone actually die from this than try something as cheap as vitamin C.

Was hoping to see data coming from SK and China on this but I guess it takes time to write it all up and get it out for peer review--although one wonders which doctors are going to take the risk to peer review a mere vitamin. I guess when they're desperate enough.

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Just let them die, user. This is hard Darwinism

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Seventy six now

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QUARANTINED.COM

disgusting

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Based if true

My family rejected me when I dared oppose my insane communist mother. I have my autistic best friend that I live with, and we're all set for a month of not leaving home. Everyone else can go absolutely fuck themselves.

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What do you think happens when 70% of the population is infected with SARS bro?

Hint: death rate might increase quite a bit

Anyone tried the WHO hand sanitiser recipe using glycerol and alcohol? Any good?

damage control

Fuck this gay country. Fuckers calling from the school raising the possibility of involving child protective services cause my kid hasn't shown her face in the school for couple of weeks.
Even tho I have told them that she seems sick to me and under these conditions it might be better to let the e-school start before we get back to the subject.
It has to be only days for now, yet these fuckers might lock me down and take my kid to some institution to be infected.

just change your point of view and think it as playing a post apocalyptic rpg or someshit,,

too bad that it's a survival mode an saving allowed

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blessed numbers

I know...

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Depends on whether it gets worse than this or not.

If it does, it's not the virus that will be the problem, but panic buying and people freaking out about the stock market.
At a certain point we'll just go into a downward spiral that we won't be able to recover from. At least, not for a long time.

made a way to archive info and discuss prep encase this gets shuts down:

discord gg 5d64RV

Japs are set to lose 1.4% of their GDP once Olympics get cancelled

Our quarantine is barely a quarantine and no most countries are already accepting defeat.

This is it, the end of life as we know it. It's really happening finally.

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cunt roommate might have corona.
i'm dorming in a city where at least 3 cases of corona took place in, this fucker just started coughing a lot the last day and won't even bother taking precautionary actions; wears no mask, just coughs out loudly in the entire room without even putting his hand over his mouth.. if he does end up having corona, me and the other 2 guys in here might just be infected as well, if he doesn't though... he's still spreading the risk of us getting sick from his coughs too.

he even "joked" about this shit not too long ago, looking at me and going like
>"if i happen to be infected with the corona virus, i'll make sure you're the first i'm giving it to :)"

Should I report him to the authorities?
I realize doing this would end up putting all of us into quarantine but I really don't know what the fuck to do.

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gaddafi was right

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BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

>BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237448333796552704

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And what happens when people too stupid and poor to use common sense and hygiene begin catching the virus? they will flood the hospitals demanding gibs because racism.

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>Let the dead bury the dead

Yes, because both of my parents are over age 60, smokers with heart conditions and other ailments. They're going to die for sure if Corona-chan visits them and I expect it to. As for myself, I'm a 33 (almost 34) year old boomer who smokes and is in otherwise good health but I've always had a great immune system, so I figure for me it's 50/50 at least.

I also have an obese disabled younger brother, who if he catches it is likely to die too. And an older sister who works at a hospital and has had numerous health problems. In short, I expect my entire family to get wiped out.

>7 billion people on the planet Earth
>118,347 infected
>4,267 died
>mortality rate less than 3%
>can only kill boomers
>Chinese numbers slowing down
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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WHERE MY PAPERBOIS AT???!!!!!

ONLY REPLAY TO ME IF YOU HAVE 200+ TRIPLE ROLLS. ...

same.

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it's your crown chakra opening up to Corona-chan's immense malevolence on this clownworld.

My mom has been ordered to work from home from tomorrow on. Looks like this shit is starting to become really big here.

buy 5l of isapropyl alcohol on ebay for £40

I don't know why you're all prepping then, who would wanna keep living through chaos times?

>>their fucking faces when I rock up to work in a gas mask, with months of supplies, while they've done nothing
be careful broadcasting that you have supplies, best case they knock asking for some, worst case the use alternative negotiation strategies.

Italy quarantine is virtual, it dosent actually do that much everyone still goes to work

can you post all your big tiddy mommy milker corona chans please

Based.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Corona is super infectious
>Congress might be infected
>A lot of very important people in the government might have gotten it
>Italy and Iran have had officials getting it and spreading it to other officials without knowing
>But somehow no official in China was infected
>Xi has essentially disappeared from the public eye for the past month with only a few photos surfacing

I'm not saying Xi is infected and they are using body doubles, masks and photo editing to make him seem fine.

But what I am saying is the the CCP is ran by old men with health issues and there is no way a significant portion of them were not infected based on everything we have seen. Yet we haven't heard a word out of China of such happening.

They might be closer to a total party collapse than anyone realizes.

What would happen if people stopped even caring about the virus and treated it like influenza?

Polish President addresses the nation at 2000 CET, someone post a web link for other people to watch

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So far, 21 confirmed, 220 suspected in ICU, 1000+ under mandatory home quarantine (jail time if they leave) and 10,000+ under observation due to contact. Poland is growing at 1.6x ish/day

>March 20th
2,308
>March 30th
253,874
>April 11th
44,662,060 - ALL OF POLAND IS INFECTED!
Only 3000 ICU beds, so 2-3M deaths.

Are you boys prepped?
>pic related

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I think you're missing a rather importan on krautbro. Also am I the pole?

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Already got 10L, that shit dries the fuck out of your skin hence it's not great for constant disinfecting of your hands

How come hardly anyone has blogged about their personal experience with Corona (even though you aren't sure yourself it is the virus)?

unfortunately i have nothing on my hard drive for faggots.

kill him and hide the body
remember to cover up the smell somehow

Final death toll will be 20000

i wish i had somewhere to stay, seems like nobody is taking this seriously in denmark and thats probably why we've went from 35 infected to 262 over the last 30 hours. this is insane, good luck surviving brormand

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>She got Mongolia
NOOOOOOOO!

What a disgusting fat whore

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>quarantine
>can still go to restaurants and cafes
>people are still expected to come to work
Yeah no. It will only accelerate.

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retard, DIscords are what's getting shutdown, also botnet, spyware and full of trannies

All the politicans and other henchmen will eventually learn that trusting people that intend to depopulate the planet is akin to suicide.
I wonder, how do they convince themselves ~ what makes then believe that they aren't expendable like everyone else?
Oh boy, people are in for a rough awakening.

mmmm delicious. i NEED more greentext stories like this

And why do you think they killed him...

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>be careful broadcasting that you have supplies
Long, long before that, I've let everyone know that I'm armed to my teeth.

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Yeah, ready to kill myself at any time. What the fuck ever.

DENMARK CASES MORE THAN DOUBLED

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237448333796552704

I'm proud of whoever made this happen.

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>Italy +977 (+168)

FVCK

thanks for the supplies user, we'll take it from here

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you're handling this shit better than us

>first new case in Jamaica
First Congo and now this?
I'm 2 for 2!

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While other countries go into quarantine, in France:
twitter.com/AFP/status/1236962432444182529

thats funny considering u live in italy and its current state right now

yes

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You too, dude. I really hope you're prepared for this.

good gods that Italian death rate...

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When does New York state go into quarantine? Double quads promised it!

Its been a good run. Some fat fuck just exposed me to it. His sister is quarantine and his fat ass beem going out and shit

I have a respirator

Can someone link me some 95/100 filters?

>I-IT STILL HABBENING 4 REAL...TWO MORE WEEKZ PLZ
oh no no no....

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>Boston potato nigger parade cancelled
>Chicago one still on
good. this city needs more super spreader events. we're lagging way behind in cases compared to the other big cities in the u.s

>Society collapses
>"Hey where did that user live again?"

Fuck em, you are right. Dont help them now

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How'd you end up with the mask but not the most important part?

I work at one of the largest hospitals in Denmark and nothing's really out of the ordinary yet. We are receiving more phone calls than usual, but it's nothing major. You can calm down for now fellow danebro.

Oh, I'm not really prepping.
If I die from the virus then so be it.

Being a Christian, however, a global pestilence on top of all of the very recent prophecies that have come to pass in the last 10 years or so would mean that The Day of the Lord is likely to come within my lifetime, and that would be something to behold.

1st row 6th & 9th 1583859235016 1583790069582

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This is the face of the person who lied to the whole world. All for some cheap chink money.

>Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
So since the italian doctors confirmed 20% need ICU, we're talking about 11.2 million hospitalizations in Germany

It'll fizzle out by late Spring. People will rejoice and believe it was just a flu. The Olympics will go fairly well despite some concerns, and by the end of Summer people will forget about everything.
Then the second wave will come.

Germany cancels it's ice hockey season

not long now scousers

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it travels 4.5 meters in the air?
your fucking commies! that is useless info
how much is that in cubits or breaths?

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

did they showed corona in simpson ?

every major shit happening showed up in simpson in the past

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CITY KEKS. YOUR TIME HAS COME. AHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED

Yea still not good enough though, Schools aren't really closed yet just Universities. Schools have only been asked to prepare for imminent closing.

A A R H U S
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No way thats the death rate, haha

>You can calm down for now fellow danebro.
BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

BREAKING: Denmark reports sharp increase in cases of coronavirus, adding 174 cases in the past 24 hours, taking total to 264

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237448333796552704

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>LOCKDOWN IN FRANCE NEXT WEEK (16th).
>LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY NEXT WEEK (16th).
>LOCKDOWN IN UK 2 WEEKS (23rd).

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one of the patients 0 here in Brazil is about to bit the fucking dust.

She travelled to the UK, then Sweden, then came back to Brazil, walked around São Paulo for a bit before heading out to our federal district. All without wearing a mask and shit.

Now she's fucking dying in the hospital.

>felt like a fucking schizophrenic when I went around buying 3 months worth of food 2 weeks ago

Maybe schizos aren’t that bad after all

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I have a hidden address. Only one guy from work knows, and he doesn't have the physique to do anything, nor the charisma to get anyone else to do anything.

Guys are you honestly retarded or panic mode is your life?

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Based, can't wait for cheap houses

I'm not 100% sure, but I think 1583184960297 is a look a like.

Translate the German, you retard.
Most people don't get it.

YOU HAVE TO PAY IN CATALUÑA TO PHONE CORONAVIRUS ASSISTANCE EMERGENCIES
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OH NONONONO HAHAHAHA

Instead of prepping we are crafting piñatas. We are all gonna die

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we're fucking done

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>Telling people you have prepared
>Thinking they aren't going to brain you one day at work when SHTF before you even have a chance to go home
Not gonna make it.

What happened to the new york deploying the national guard thing? Seems a bit more important than some mudslime thinking god hates him for fucking little girls

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fuck found it

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damn.
will iceland be rekt hard also by your leftoids?

Of course

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Schools are closing on Monday i believe

There's that one episode where Bart gets stung by a chink mosquito, but that's about it.

That's 12 yards fahrenheit per football fields

That's what's in store for all of us

>being this overly optimistic of the so called 1st world on paper that's 2nd in reality
>expecting capitalism and electoral democracy to get shit done during the crisis instead of just holding meetings and briefings with 10+ actors on how to proceed over and over

I searched google trends for coronavirus, Covid-19 and shortness of breath and found this lmao

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Let's be humble and say that the R0 of Corona is 4. That means that every one of the 10k positive has also infected at least 4 other people. Add in asymptomatic spread of the others that were infected... these 10k? THIS IS A CLUSTER. THIS IS ONE CLUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEER WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND.

WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE MILLIONS STAGE YET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People will be saying how they wish they could go back to March, when the official infected were only 10k. LOL, just 10k. What a meme.

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>Gesundheitsminister Jens Spahn habe die Analyse der Kanzlerin bestätigt, so Bild. Mit 60 bis 70 Prozent Infizierten müsse gerechnet werden, wenn es nicht vorab gelinge, einen Impfstoff zu entwickeln und zum Einsatz zu bringen. Spahn soll aber auch betont haben, dass 80 Prozent aller Infizierten nahezu ohne Symptome durch die Epidemie kommen würden.
to translate the important shit, 80% of them won't have any symptoms
NOTHINGBURGER

Those numbers in Italy, those fucking numbers fucking hell
I’ll miss you spaghettis

I was raiding Lidl on a daily basis back in late January, I did not give a single fuck.

Hang in there, user. Do what you can for them without jeopardizing yourself, then be at peace with yourself. By the time this is over, there will be others in your situation with whom you will be able to find support.

900 are free everwhere whacha talkin bout

>60-70% in germany will be infected
t. Merkel

Does it interfere? I'm trying to turbo upload myself into the greatness so I can hop in back next life.

SHUT IT DOWN

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thanks for the heads up reminder to report discord trannies to their furry mods for spreading fake news about corona virus

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When you hear reports of "quarantine" in the west it's not actually quarantine. Confirmed infected people are walking around freely and going out in public. It's their human right to spread the virus.

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Probably because they're either dead or in quarantine.

>kill him and hide the body
i think you mean, incinerate the body. i'll probably end up doing just that if it turns out i have corona, might as well take revenge of the fucking retard who spread it to us in the first place.

I can't fucking stand the fact that despite all the warning, and that we're in a city with confirmed cases of the diseases, these fucking retards still leave the windows constantly open to have in all that likely infected air get into the room, then don't even cough in their hands, just spread it all out.

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god i feel so good knowing you’re gonna die painfully gasping for breath
fuck i feel good

Do you Americans have all your addresses listed publicly or something? How the fuck are people gonna find out where I live out of the blue?

They always know mane.

Movistar, right?

The stock market would still crash.

>Slow enema drip
>Shove a hose up your ass filled with water and Vitamin C
My fucking sides.

And their numbers keep going up. There is a reason Chinese started welding doors.

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

Video to Polish President address
>www polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-10/oredzie-prezydenta-ws-koronawirusa-transmisja-od-godz-2000

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>Italy 10,149 infected 631 dead
>Spain 1,678 infected 35 dead
>France 1,784 infected 33 dead
WTF is wrong with meds?!

Everything is fine until 1/3rd of your staff starts showing symptoms at the same time

POTENTIAL THIRD CASE IN UTAH COUNTY IN UTAH

THE FIRST CASE IN UTAH WAS A BOOMERFAG WHO WENT TO A BYU GAME WITHOUT A MASK OR ANYTHING

THE SECOND CASE IS ANOTHER BOOMER IN OGDEN, UTAH WHO WALKED AROUND SPREADING IT

THE BYU GAME WAS EXPOSED
LOOK FOR A RAPID RISE IN UTAH CASES

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daily reminder that the most important revelation here is that it's bullshit how hard it was to win in Pandemic 2

NOW WAIT A MINUTE RALPH NO

Unless i misunderstood something Monday is the deadline for Universities and Fachhochschulen to close, Schools have only been asked to prepare for closing but do not have to comply yet.

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I wish there was a picture of Ebola-chan being jealous of Corona-chan.

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No, I dont think so

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>NEW YORK CITY CASES INCREASE BY 40% IN JUST 3 HOURS

NEW YORK CITY CASES INCREASE BY 40% IN JUST 3 HOURS

>NEW YORK CITY CASES INCREASE BY 40% IN JUST 3 HOURS

twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1237449964084699136?s=20

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okay guys, tell me the truth. im in southern ontario. how fucked am I?

I want a handjob from a sealed Babylonian-era NEET.

So link the fucking stream. It's Slavic and I'll understand some of it.

>mate works in hospital
>reading the Italian ICU reports on twitter threads
>scared but pretending not to be
>expect to go down because they will be the guys intubating and running ventilators
>near capacity already but you all know that
>if he could he'd self isolate now, but he can't and won't
Docs are talking and the vit C meme is being discussed, looking at Wuhan papers. Can't hurt, don't megadose.
Low meat diet in India, gives low infection in poor areas, no papers, just reports.

All I've got. Hospital in England.

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HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS THE DEATH RATE WILL GO UP FOR ALL COUNTRIES
BECAUSE THEY WON'T TEST YOUNG PEOPLE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY CAN HANDLE THIS SHIT ON THEIR OWN
NO
REASON
TO
PANIC

You're useless.

wear pants faggot

I permanently damaged my hands by exposing them to alcohol on a regular basis at some job I worked for a couple months. The DNA gets fucked forever and your skin just wants to peel off

It's just a coof guys.

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Its stretching resources and disrupting trade
How hard is that to understand?

KEEP US UPDATED IN ENGLISH PLS

it will interfere if you don't take the time to relax and coom to Her.

That sounds like bullshit
But commie cataluña makes everything possible

Unis are closing tomorrow, Monday is just the official deadline

top kek

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i'm ready to get crazy

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if carona-chan kills all of the Jews then the quality of Vidya will go up dramatically.

we can finally play games where the natsoc are the good guys and you hunt Jews and rescue children they had chained up ready to cook and eat.

Leaf bros how badly will this effect us if at all?

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Lads
Help
I traveled to Berlin Prague and Barcelona in the past two weeks
I now have sore throat cough runny nose and fatigue
Do I get tested
I don't feel that sick

aw yeah lung damage is fun

>being a panicking faggot will save you
ayy lmao

How do I keep my eyes off /cvg/? I can't get anything done because I'm hooked on this thread.

There was one, but I don't have it

Or it might be a biological warfare operation.

im not too worried cause im only 21, other than being fat im in pretty alright shape so even if i got it i should be fine. more worried about grandparents and the huge explosions in cases. i havent seen any other country explode like this in the early stage before.

There's this one

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THEY CLOSED THE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLS HERE IN ROMANIA BUT NOT THE UNIVERSITIES TOO HOLY SHIT FUCKING MORONS

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>Those numbers in Italy

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Of course you get tested, you absolute fucking retard.

You deserve everything you get from travelling in these times.

>I traveled to Prague
Fucking nigger, you're part of the problem.

self-quarantine

My life has only gone downhill since 2016. Right now I'm unemployed and the only thing keeping me alive is this happening, I want to know what happens before I go

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when you kill nigs omg bottom text

>vit C meme
how much should one take again?

NYC is turbo fucked. Close proximity, plus subways

They are testing containment in New Rochelle, Manhattan soon after.

>7 billion people dead
>110.000 people in the world
>A few chinks and old people infected
>It's literally just an extinction level event
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't kill all of us, r-right guys?

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You don't get a runny nose apparently.
You get a fever and a cough.

No
Spread it and remain under the radar accelerating the apocalypse

post more cute coronachan

I work at University College London - seems they prepping for closure...

Happening back on?

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do people attend classes in college?

that fucking trailer keeps looping in my head

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Runny nose isn't a symptom, you're fine (for now)

They got some limitations on testing removed over the weekend. I and several others predicted we were going to see a big spike on Tuesday since the tests were reported to take about 48 hours.

Unavailable outside of Poland.

It’s interesting though
If his projection is right 10-12 million people will have symptoms. If we assume only 1% of them to die we‘re speaking of 100-120k dead people
So far this year we’ve had 200 people dying to the flu

Preciate it user, it's going to be fucked for so many of us but when things finally do calm down, we'll be able to put it all back together. I'm good. I've done all of the warning I can do towards family with mixed reception and at this point I'm just focusing on staying informed and trying to stay one step ahead. My state (Alabama) doesn't officially have any cases yet, but I'm not retarded enough to believe that we're clean. I don't plan to die, nor do I want to. But I do plan for life to get very difficult for myself, and so, so many others around the world.

This isn't a nothingburger like so many people want to think, nor is it the apocalypse like so many others think. But, it's bad. It's very bad, and it hasn't even reached SHTF state yet. The numbers (minus China cause fuck them) don't lie, as much as some people wish they did. The US is in exponential growth, as is most of Europe and a lot of Asia (SK is in more stable growth, but growth just the same). The whole world is in for the roughest ride any of us have ever been in for. They just don't realize it yet.

>watching bbc news
>They report that all of Italy is on lockdown
>Lets go to our reporter in Italy now
>He's outside
>No mask

What the fuck

I'd penetrate your little soft pussy

Hello danebro, hospitalfag here. Call your local hospital, don't be stupid and go there in person if you think you've caught it.

>hospital can't test because they're being overrun with requests
>meaning that they'll have to ignore other patients who require other medical assistance
>NO REASON TO PANIC

>past two weeks
>during the virus outbreak
You deserved it as everyone else who still travel.

>Italy 10,149 (631)
>(631)

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Someone bake next

I am kinda pissed I live on an isolated little fucking rock that hasn't had a confirmed case yet. I want to stop going to school and be a NEET

you have a university called University?

i mean, attending the classes is one of the main requirements in order in here to even be allowed to take your college exams in the first place

Don't know, don't ask on here find proper medical advice anywhere but here.

We already found out why.

majority of infected in germany and s korea are between 20-50

Vast majority of infected in italy are 70+

>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
>CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY
CZECHIA 61 (+24) IN ONE DAY

Nah breh, it's clown world finally getting what it deserves

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the >lockdown is not as you would expect from china
People can still get in and out fairly easy.

>We are where italy was about 9 days ago
normie agrees
>it's extremely unlikely that we will develop a vaccine in the next nine days
normie thinks about it for a little while, than agrees
>therefore in 9 days we will be where italy is right now
WRONG, STOP FEARMONGERING. ITS JUST THE FLU. WHAT? YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE DAYS OFF FROM WAGING? WHAT ARE YOU A SCHIZO???

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>i mean, attending the classes is one of the main requirements in order in here to even be allowed to take your college exams in the first place
lmao what is this retarded shit? I had a 20% attendance overall

Your address is on your license. At least here anyway. You likely have a file somewhere too or can be looked up online. If SHTF finding out where you live won't be hard.

Especially if they go with the "Brain at office" plan.

Vaso ruím não quebra

Does this make sense in Spanish?
Go translate, then.

>That's 12 yards fahrenheit per football fields
Okay, that legitimately made me chuckle.

>I know people that went on vacation to Italy like 4 days ago

>THE BYU GAME WAS EXPOSED
OH NO NO NO MORMONS

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I wish the second one didn't suck giant donkey nuts.

can anybody tell me how long vitamin D3 takes to kick in?
Also reeeeeeeeeee!

God I fucking love that whackjob
I cant wait to see Jones rolling around Austin in a plague doctor costume screaming from his apocalypse truck

Based anime poster.

Take your meds schizos, fucking nothingburger and you keep making threads.

third world moment from the US

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Our PM just said that 70% of the people in Europe will get corona extra eventually

because he was too based

I must say that I'm flattered

Why does Italians have such a mortality rate? Did they develope a new kind of more potential virus?

Corona infection parties soon, fellow diseased

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they can't tell because there were already diseased bodies dead in the street before this started. they prolly assume most of the dead just got legionnaires from swimming in the local swamp. they both crystalize your lungs.

He said

Its not time to panic but its not time to treat this lightly, danger is very real, he said every border of Poland is under sanitary surveillance, and based on whats been going on in other eu countries he declared couple of emergency protocols/laws to jump spread before shit like Italy France Germany happens.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>office in North Rhine-Westphalia already closed and sent everyone to home office
>people here still act like nothing's going on even though it's a big city

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THINGS'LL BE DIFFERENT YOU DAFT FUCKS

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>You likely have a file somewhere too or can be looked up online.
My contract is digital. Only my boss has access to it, and he's a veteran who's prepped himself, so eh.

NUKE THAT SHITHOLE ALREADY HOLY SHIT

why is that toddy so orange

poor italy. i wish it had happened to some nigger/sandnigger nation instead.

National guard have been deployed to a one mile area around - wait for it - a synagogue. I am not sure which one, there are three or four in New Rochelle.

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Even tho it's sarcasm...

70%: 80.000.000 => 56.000.000
80%: 56.000.000 => 44.800.000

11.200.000 critcal to severe cases of a disease that progresses over the course of 2-3 weeks and possesses numerous transmission modes, for a healthcare system that operates - like any other healthcare system on this planet - on a for-profit basis... 67-87% of all beds already occupied 24/7, with ICU beds being limited to four digits in total no matter what happens.

dummes stück scheiße

>can’t remember if I took my vitamin D3 pill or not

What happens if I take 2? It is 35 microgram D3 vitamin per pill

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2 weeks till Lockdown UK bros.

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I've been preparing for societal collapse since middle school.
t.zoomer

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Was the first one better? I only played 2 because everyone said Division 1 was meh.

age?

I'm dying from Corona right now.

So yes.

the truth is that 'sanitary surveillance' and the 'measures' they took is doing literally jackshit.

>get bacterial pneumonia just when epidemics in my country started

it does and so did release 1.5
they got greedy after the game got a little stale and killed the franchise

Truly he knows the world is on the brink.

STUPID AMERICAN NGOS ARE STILL ALLOWED IN MY COUNTRY. 3 JUST FLEW BACK FROM ITALY AND SPAIN. FUCK YOU BURGERS YOU ARE GOING TO SPREAD THE CORONAVIRUS FOR WHITE SAVIOR POINTS

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Hand sanitisers are 70% alcohol so there's something in them which stops your hands being nuked. The

NYC?

It's more New Wuhan Jew City, am I right fellows?

>Muslims think the disease is divine punishment
>Don't seek medical aid
>Disease spreads in their ghettos
I think everything will turn out all right, guys.

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They will develop a vaccine/cure soon, r-right?

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London has 91

That's just what we know. We surely have 1000+ in London alone

to be fair, the US number is largely unknown

>My contract is digital. Only my boss has access to it, and he's a veteran who's prepped himself, so eh.
That is great for you but it doesn't matter to the lamp they will cave your skull in with only to learn later they have no way of finding out the information they want.

doesnt matters

Stay safe Transnistria

76 cases in Iceland (+11 today)

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Even in spain you need like an 80% attendance rate now.

Got you covered, m8!
youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE

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they are setting up a doughnut fort

UWU