/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1849

168 deaths in a single day in italy. Crazy

>just a flu, bros.

Ken, stop being stupid, your disabled son won't be fucking spared from Corona-chan
> source : redefininggod.com

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INVEST IN STONKS NOW SO YOU CAN AFFORD GOVERNMENT PROTECTION

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the government is lying, here's what

>mentally disabled brother and grandma are living with parents
>parents are busy spending literally thousands on overpriced masks on amazon
>no food/water prepping
>beg and threaten parents over the phone to stop being stupid and start stocking up on food
>they aren't listening
I feel bad for those who are stuck being dependents to boomers

Impeach the boomer to save the world

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>Italy has it under control
Kek

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Give it to me straight.
Is China's infection rate really slowing down?
I will not be happy until their awful, evil government capitulates.

OP is same every day, does these threads literally all day. And never posts the most accurate stats we have from South Korea because that is the only one with adequate sampling of a general population and a reasonably accurate count of total infected.
A 0.1-0.6% lethality is not the Spanish Flu. This is a nothingburger and alot of people are gonna look stupid by May. Screencap this.

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>Dead: 4,264
lol, still only 4,264.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,264? Four days? Five days?

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HOW TF DO I GET TO THE FALKLAND ISLANDS OR ALASKA???

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>Denmark
What the fuck are you guys doing down there?

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I'm freaking out bros.
dude I work with got back from a cruise 4 weeks ago
he said they "checked" him as he was leaving and he was fine.
a family was removed from the cruise in Puerto Rico while they were docked.
he said they had "flu like symptoms"
today he collapsed while working at another store.
I've been around this dude like 5 times in the last 3 weeks.
>Jersey, no confirmed cases within 50 miles of my current location presently

You are loved!

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based retard

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ATTENTION ALL UK ANONS WHO FAILED TO PREP

I am willing to take you in and offer shelter and food if you become my sissy sex slave

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numbers seem low today

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>While left wing loons & the remaining Brexit Party fantasists want to knock our government, the rest of the world is asking the UK for advice.
>Not only are we ahead of the curve but our methods continue to flattening the diseases peak.
>While the world panics, we wash our hands.
twitter.com/MrMasonMills/status/1237407020531277826

Mason mills is Dominc Cummings

Beware Labour activist larping

Yes President Xi has defeated this attack on the proud kingdom.

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It's just a flu bro, wash your hands.

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Lombardy update when? Do the deaths already include lombardy?

>only 600 new cases today
Italy's actually doing something useful for once, yesterday it was around 1300

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1.524 CASES IN GERMANY

5 days ago 262

WE ARE GOING FULL Italy mode here soon

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based idiot

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Wtf why is the US only gaining 50 cases per day? I thought this was a pandemic. Shouldn’t it be more... exponential?

Get a gun and shoot the virus and it's carrier

5k deaths when? I'm guessing March 13

>WE DIDN'T LISTEN

twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1237438575341379586

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>111002 infected
>4264 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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This is why white women refuse to date white men

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>considering the offer so I can kill you for being a faggot

too many chinksects in the thread, time to aerosolize the subhuman races
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Italy is becoming full Wuhan without the lying

There will be thousands dead in single day

See

>Trump and advisers have been taking calls since Monday warning against sweeping paid sick leave policy
twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1237436954133893123

Source?

Where in country are you daddy? Will give succ and boipussi, feed for breed?

Any new outbreak must be the fault of another nation.

>t. retard

>alaska
get a visa and buy a plane ticket not that hard
>falklands
buy ticket
only 26,6 thousand euros from venice

shill harder faglord
protezionecivile.gov.it/media-comunicazione/comunicati-stampa/dettaglio/-/asset_publisher/default/content/coronavirus-sono-8-514-i-positivi

Good info, user. Saved.

How many filters do I need? I have a mask. Is 6 pairs enough ?

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From the 1st of march

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>just the sniffles retard

topkek niggers i'll enjoy seeing y'all drown bloody

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Sorry burgers you had a good run. This US ICU beds V Wuhan serious cases chart is horrible. And that assumes serious control measures which we all know won't happen.

dash.harvard.edu/handle/1/42599304

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Looks like a good candidate for our health minister

>UN troops on the ground in Virginia setting up roadblocks in rural areas.
THIS IS IT GRAB YOUR GUNS JOHNNY

Literally irrelevant you brainlet.
>LOW sample sizes be more accurate
>works for the kike WHO and CDC
>cmon and panic so you can fund our gender studies
Even your inflated chinese numbers show most deaths and criticals are old people. Pic related.

OP is same every day, does these threads literally all day. And never posts the most accurate stats we have from South Korea because that is the only one with adequate sampling of a general population and a reasonably accurate count of total infected.
A 0.1-0.6% lethality is not the Spanish Flu. This is a nothingburger and alot of people are gonna look stupid by May. Screencap this.

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If you have ever had an ancestry test done that lets you download your raw autosomal DNA file, you can check your susceptibility to infection by checking the gene locus rs2048683 (search that in the file).
G = high risk
T = lower risk

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You are not seeing what is going on around you. You would rather ignore the pandemic and that is your choice. Ultimately the world is going to uncomfortably close around you. Right now you have the freedom of time and distance. Unfortunately the mathematics of death do not simply stop because you refuse it's existence. Incrimentally changes will occur and continue, chipping at your resolve until it finds the softness you strive so hard to protect, and it will tunnel within you. By then you will have abandoned your brave rebuke of nature and lie withering in a corner

Perfect webm
>dad saves self before family

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what are you trying to say Zhang?

I have been making calls today. They are listening, some of them were listening a week ago. Now they all are.

Seems to be a big fuss over nothing if you ask me.

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>SARS, MERSA, MERS, H1N1 more deadly and viral
>no quarantine or problems on economy
topkek, the level of cope, lost a lot on stronks?

The ones responsible for this attack underestimated the resilient nature of the great Chinese people and the leader Xi. The world should apologize.

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Fixed it for you

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the infections are not going up at expected rates
>t-thats because of poor testing
okay, so can we assume that its not as lethal then since you’re dividing deaths by positive test cases?
>SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL THIS. IS. A. PANDEMIC!!

It’s not happening. Cant wait to laugh at you retards trying to return packs of toilet paper next month.

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I'm trying to say yesterday there were 1300 new cases, today only 600

Did Italy release the numbers from Lombardy?

>implying they're not dribbling numbers out to boil the frog

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> giving your DNA to Jews
nice try, Schlomo

Shit son, you cut it down to less than 2 cases? How did Germany get rid of the undesirables?

1000 Tote

t. testing 5 people/million

ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA
>ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA
ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA
>ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA
ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA
>ITALY STILL HASN'T REPORTED LOMBARDY (NEW HUBEI) DATA

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China passed a law last week that jails people for using the word "virus" on social media. Things are going great

capping, but what's the infection?

Us mutts are fucked, we'll just die in huge numbers in the hopes that the sacred GDP doesn't drop too low

Keep in mind that SK is much healthier overall or more accurately 40% of the country is not obese with 20% suffering from various other ailments in a similar vein and sometimes these overlap.

If it starts spreading in America it won't just be boomers going. The low CFR is going to be much higher in the under 50 range.

More plastic surgeries than threads

why not?
did they all die?