/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1847

This is happening to slow.....C'mon guys.....Spread Panic faster! Take more pics and post to social media of empty shelves......if you have to empty shelves on floor and then take pics. Start panic on soup next! Post the prices! Take price from something at over 50.00 bucks and place on soup cans.....that will create tha panic faster! Post pics of empty streets even if you have to stop traffic to do it! You can do it guys....Make the panic viral so we can start the show already!

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brakes? there are no brakes

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I dont want to die bros
t. Chicago user

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Reporting in

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Consult the Chinese oracle (yijing) about your corona fears.
eclecticenergies.com/iching/virtualcoins

How it works, ask a question, throw the coins six times and you'll get your response.

Pic related is my fortune for the question: "Should I travel to Thailand next month and get my coom on with some hookers?"

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4 PEOPLE IN QUARANTEN IN SMALL CITY OF 5K PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UPDATE ON THE GERMAN UNIVERSITIES IN BAYERN

Mine just declared the current semester as an Urlaub Semester, however the students havent recieved any emails about it.

The teachers and professors, apparently, have been informed.

>you have no idea
>you don't have the internet and can't see the literal happening occuring world wide
>you can't extrapolate this to your own nation
>memeflag
Stop treating people like idiots

>East Asian countries with a history of putting face ahead of reporting real numbers during disasters show cases leveling out
>Western countries with a history of just telling it like it is when it comes to disasters showing continuous exponential growth
It really makes you think

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There was only 1 and it was a troll post by a canuck

*coofs*

How did the Chinese stop it, if its really that easily spread and survives for days?

Any cases in Best Korea?

It's not fair on Italy, I didn't ask for this.

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It doesnt help that the chinese are basically not reporting cases now.

Do (you)?

OP IS A NIGGER SHILL RAIDING THE BOARD

OP is same every day, does these threads literally all day. And never posts the most accurate stats we have from South Korea because that is the only one with adequate sampling of a general population and a reasonably accurate count of total infected.
A 0.1-0.6% lethality is not the Spanish Flu. This is a nothingburger and alot of people are gonna look stupid by May. Screencap this.

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Oh, I do know. Which is why I prepped hard.

So assuming quarantines are enough to starve out the virus from spreading, how do they go about eliminating it entirely? This kind of thing hides so well that all it takes is one person getting it to restart the pandemic again.

Universities are closed until spring break here
I expect the same soon for Bavaria

>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 10.000 CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 10.000 CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 10.000 CASES
>FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA TO REACH 10.000 CASES

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOO
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOO

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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>Imagine not being in a country where after 3 days of the 1st detection they ban all foreigners entering the country
FEELS GOOD MAN

How do they do it? Is this the power of capitalism?

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Made this predictive map earlier today... uh... well that's 1 for 1 so far.

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>Guberment insisting on not testing people with fevers who didn’t travel, not cancelling school or university and still letting air travel in

WHY CONTAIN IT

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Any solid information on whether this stays in the air a long time like measles? Or does it fall to the ground quickly? And can it spread from breathing or just coughing/sneezing?

REAKING: Italy reports 977 new cases of coronavirus and 168 new deaths, raising total to 10,149 cases and 631 dead

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NUKE CHINA NOW

YAAAAAY
WERE THE 2ND IN THE WORLD

2 IN THE WORLD

So once society collapses and boredom starts to kick in what's going to be your entertainment to pass the time? You won't be able to game or watch films unless you have some sort of working generator and actually know how to manage and repair it. I've got lots and lots of books to keep me occupied. I'm glad I got into literature all those years ago

If mild patient stay at home, they will infect their all families, so the temp hospitals is the most important measures in this disaster.
In the early days, the Chinese paid a heavy price for it, in WuHan some families even all die with covid-19.Then China build 14 big temp hospitals in WuHan to care those mild patient to stop the spread.

first death in new Jersey confirmed

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>he most accurate stats we have from South Korea
20% mortality rate

57 dead, 247 recovered. I'll include the 20% mortality rate in the next thread if you want it so much.

kek

NOOO ARGIEBROO WE WILL MISS YOU

Here's a good list of songs to get comfy watching the world burn with Yas Forums youtube.com/watch?v=piFJVwr1YYA&list=PL6674FE0F7323E5BC

Why is the infection rate so slow? I’m legit worried that we’re spiraling towards recession over something that doesnt even matter.

>Follow coronachan since it took off in Jan
>Concerned about it since the start
>Stock up on basic necessities and virus countermeasures
>Encounter countless nothingburger retards who think I'm a schizo
>Tell my family about it, basically no one takes me seriously
>Go to the local store today
>Signs everywhere saying that they're limiting sales of shitpaper, sanitizer, soap and other stuff
>I live in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Vindication and a prepping-induced sense of safety comes over me as I realize that it's really happening
>A wide smile appears on my face
We're gonna make it, lads.

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Italy wins again, for the 4th day straight! First place for new deaths, +168, and for new cases +977.

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coof

HOLY FUCK 168 deaths to 977 new cases
WTF

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ARCGIS is censored, here is the real map

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You'll probably be in first place next week.

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I wish my country had 10 000 cases

But we only have 350, so boring to be swedish

They did not, they let it reach its natural peak and let it spread to everyone and anyone - then they picked up what was left and that is it.

The only problem is if there is another wave - and there is no cure then over time - theoretically - everyone will die from it and everything will collapse.

If they really declared it an urlaubsemester then they will open in August after the summer vacations.

It can survive on surfaces for days, not sure about air
They walked their claim that you can't get it from parcels back

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ARGI NOOOOO!

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A combination of extreme containment by force and lying to avoid execution for reporting new cases.

ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE
>ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE

ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE
>ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE

ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE
>ITALY HAS 6.2% DEATH RATE

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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I have so many fucking jigsaw puzzles dude. Yes I am that guy who finishes and subsequently frames puzzles, gonna be comfy puzzle time.

NO NOT ARGIE BRO

>Slow
user before the new year there were maybe a dozen cases of this

Why is everyone freaking out over a 4% death rate? It is not like it is ebola where it is 50% death rate

remember, after the disease comes famine, then war, then the real happening

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Backup, Pal.

You keep saying this but...

Post one, request one with file name

testing resolution

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Brazilbros see this and spread it.

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Reminder to grab all lolis, shotas and hebes for the happening to COOM in forever in your bunker.
Start your cunny cartel now

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oh shit.

My question: should I follow Austrian bro and coom to Thailand?

58. Exchange

Exchange.
Progressing.
It is beneficial to persist.

An exchange. There is progress. It is good to persevere.

>WURST SNIFFLEZ EVER!!!

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But chitown is asshoe!

>much comes
>comes
I'm gonna coooommm

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Infected are way down from yesterday
Seems a short quarantine was all they needed

>168

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>got a fever
>feel sick as fuck
>not coughing yet
im next bros

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>corona spreads in america
>lockdowns are announced
>some ghetto goes into lockdown
>immidiate pillaging and plundering starts
It's going to be glorious. Put some Claymores into your shopping windows, you're gonna need them.

wow this is aids, brb

Thank you for doing the math correctly I feel insane with the 2% everywhere

>Testing at hospitals in the southern Netherlands shows 4% of health care workers is infected with coronavirus, officials say. 1,097 employees were tested, so roughly 45 of them were positive.

This makes me wonder how many hospital worker in Italy is infected.

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at this point it seems not only chinese were giving bad data, but some other countries are doing some data manipulation. Either Italy does have utter shit healthcare or other countries are giving unreliable data.

6%, this is a new world record! Go Italy.

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>line in second biggest city
>paranoid over shit shit for weeks
>prepping and setting up work from home
>over 50 cases
>still zero confirmed in my city
>Czech republic adds +6 cases each day for past 5 days
>testing only people with travel history
>calm before the storm

the suspense is killing me

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Maybe because influenza also causes fever, infects 26 million americans every year, and we’re right in the middle of influenza season.

Lombardy numbers are COMPLETELY MISSING.
Yesterday they had 5469 cases and 333 dead.
Today they have 5791 cases and 468 dead. THEY'RE NOT TESTING ANYMORE TO TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER THAN IT IS.
>THEY'RE NOT TESTING ANYMORE TO TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER THAN IT IS.
THEY'RE NOT TESTING ANYMORE TO TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER THAN IT IS.
>THEY'RE NOT TESTING ANYMORE TO TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER THAN IT IS.

>refresh

Bless you user. Spam these raid slide threads to hell.

Greece and the invader crisis is a much bigger issue.

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Im the same fever and no coofs
Have chest and throat pain tho

yestarday there were 1700 confirmed what happened?

Have you made peace with your family, Anons?

So now that Coronavirus officially kicked off the new Cold War with China, how should we expect the world to react?

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>
roma4.ddns.net/
At 27085.14 talking about the same old shit:
>autoracism
>all italians are morons
>some uninteresting personal anecdotes
>government fault
>some queues at groceries
Classic italians talking points, nothing useful.

According to bnonews one of the regions in italy didn't do their daily update today

for anyone interested, Sam Harris released a podcast about corona
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/

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>57 dead, 247 recovered. I'll include the 20%
But that is like 14% 57/304.

Also, Rest in peace.

That's the power of knowing how to tell China to eat a fat dick and choke on it. Also when to know China is lying(hint: all the time and every time). Hard to pull a chinky-chink on another, wiser, non-chink chink.

How do you know Lombardy is missing? Will they release numbers?

The entire world economy is grinding to a halt, faggot

Don't let the lower functioning shills get to you, fren. Thank you for all your hard work, you've done a great job with these threads.

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SeeAll Italy and Brazilbros NEED to see this.
Not a LARP, I repeat, not a LARP!

LOMBARDY IS MISSING

DEATH RATE RAISED TO 7.4%

ITS HAPPENING

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>shady website
>meme flag
>dozens of downloadable files

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>cases slowing down in italy

N O T H I N G B U R G E R
CONFIRMED

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oh god I can't wait for mass testing in the US to start. They will dwarf the rest of the world. Big numbers. YUGE numbers. Many confirmed cases!

Checked and deeply concerned

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don't die my italofrens :(

More threads than deaths outside China.

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Borrelli said so himself. We don't know, they didn't release their regional numbers like usual.

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Ormai qui tutto è collassato cosa ti aspettavi ?

>screencap this
No, I won't screencap shit, you stupid nigger

India isn’t doing testing is it? I have a feeling we are going to start hearing some serious news from them soon

there is no war if US crumbles on itself

>wishful thinking

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I’d think it would spread faster than that seeing that each infected person should in theory infect at least two others.

> Sam Harris

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I still remember when nothingburger fags said this virus wouldn't break 10,000 let alone 100,000. In fact I distinctly remember someone saying we wouldn't hit six 6 digits

I think I might unironically have coronavirus

+78 sweden

>But that is like 14%
It's 19%, I just rounded it

any chinese flags ?

Guys

Are normies in your countries really concerned about Corona?

30% of South Korean infections are in the age range of 20-29 due to environmental factors
They also have a functioning health care system
Ask Brad Parscale for new talking points.
These are rebutted to easily

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>ongoing cases: 8.514 (+529 not counting part of Lombardy)
>dead: 631 (+168)
>recovered: 1004 (+280)
>in ICU: 877 (+144)
>total cases: 10.149 (+981, +10,7%, not counting part of Lombardy)

Note: data from Lombardy is only partially updated

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Pretty much what said.
Watch based boomer doctor

And you need to watch this too then :
youtube.com/watch?v=fUir2Q1uxxs

Anyone hear from the Austrian EMT ? Is she OK now ? Did she get cleared by the doctors ??

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By may your country will cease to exist as actual state.
Fucking stupid mutts, i should have filtered your meme of a nation long ago, literally zero posts with this flag are saying something that makes sense. Good thing is, Corona-chan will do it for me and filter you from the face of the planet.
Death to America!

>MORE RECOVERED THAN INFECTED IN ITALY TODAY
It's over guys.

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>went to shop to buy biscuits
>cashier is wearing latex gloves
oh fug

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Maybe the Italians are just really good and efficient counters.

An important detail that's missing in this tweet is that none of these healthcare workers came in contact with known corona patients and they haven't been to Italy or China. They have no idea where they got their infection, which is a far bigger problem.

>because if things were really bad, they’d be spending precious manpower testing people!

SO LOMBARDY NUMBERS ARE MISSING?
MESS
IT'S GONNA BE MUCH HIGHER, DOESN'T IT?

2of2

Worst poster by far

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It's way fucking down from yesterday. Almost 50% reduction.

THANK GOD (JESUS CHRIST). Please stay safe, pasta bros. I lived in Italy for two years and I love you all very much.

I want to shitpost during the habbening

It's really bad if this prediction is accurate.

>normies
>concern
Pick one.

Why is nobody talking about Denmark literally exploding?

>quarantine people for 3 day
>look goyim this virus with 7-14 days incubation is gone now

Why do you talk like that, you boomer fuck? Settle down already.

Are they kill?

I am a retard, you are right.

20% DEATH RATE BOYS
WE BLACK PLAGUE NOW BOYS
WHO IS READY FOR STREET RIOTING?

How much of a fag do you have to be to listen to Sam Harris flap his butt cheeks

What the fuck?

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Let's exchange intel on the best establishments interspecies reviewers style.

That thing looks like a bitch to decontaminate.

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based champion poster

me too bro. 37.7 now..

checked
Choo Choo

My bröther.
Definitely going to make it.

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No, it’s 38.5%
> dead/(dead+recovered)

I was told this won't protect me from corona chans love but maybe a fart or sneeze.

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