/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1846

youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ Wash your hands.

I just ordered a slingshot with 700 iron balls. Fuck, i'm jelly of burgers

post one I dont have, get one for free
please cite full file number, thank you

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Absolute collapse of society when?

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>more threads than dead health care workers in Italy

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abc7.com/health/13-csun-students-self-isolating-for-possible-coronavirus-exposure/5998914/

One of the largest schools in CA, primarily commuter, and right outside of LA. Expect to see some shit when these kids start testing positive

Stay indoors, don't go out unless you absolutely have to, for the sake of both yourself and everyone else. Jesus christ this is not a joke anymore.

>the belly of the dragon will drip water

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Imagine not having a gun before the happening
>don’t know how to use it
>don’t know how to maintain it
user, pray this isn’t the end and learn to use it

vaccine soon. Elderly purge was needed

>American meltdown begins

I am so unbelievably erect right now, i hope it hits us tomorrow

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At first it will be platforms restricting "fake news" and "rumors", we already kinda have that. Then there will be regional/country wide shutdowns and censorship.

recovering from one strain works like the flu vaccine. your body got the antibodies to fight the parts of the other strains that are identical but needs to create antibodies for the new mutations of the other strains

the vaccines they are working on resemble this scheme aswell. they are a weaker version of the virus that allows our immune system to create antibodies and make it easier to fight the virus when we get infected

They have been testing internet shutdows at around 5am each morning for the past week so i would expect it to be around that time

Moldova Update:
>12 News Cases
>1 possible death
>Moldova closes all borders to foreigners

Any nothingburgerfag at the beginning of a thread is a shill.

WHATS GOING ON IN DENMARK SKMEOEN TELL ME

>Singapore getting more and more cases
>That one Catalonian nigger who kept claiming Singapore absolutely had everything under control and they were perfect

U can allways shoot up a school with it. Don't you? I mean fair enough. If u are disappointed about coronachan failure u can. Allways join in and couse other kind of chaos

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I bet your mom is going to spread lots and lots

>inb4 umpteen posts about South Korean numbers
How much does Brad Parscale pay for all these nothingburger posts?
Are you on a flat rate or piece work?

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R.i.P in peace, nu yorkers

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denmark now at 262 infected dr.dk/nyheder/indland/live-nu-har-262-faaet-konstateret-corona-virus-i-danmark

So Italy was clearly infected on purpose, right?

ded

>It will happen when the weather cools
>Its Spring

fuck off schizo

>Why yes, I am absolutely taking liposomal vitamin C, vitamin d3+k2, vitamin b6, zinc, omega-3, beta glucans, l-lysine, n-acetyl cysteine (NAC), selenium, elderberry & echinacea supplements while drinking peppermint-, chamomile-, rosehip-, basil- and gingertea and eating raw garlic on an empty stomach to boost my immune system and protect myself against the coronavirus. How could you tell??

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whats absolutely have to rofl
work?

if Pence really cut through insurance company redtape across the US Market, that's good news

It's happening as we speak. Your kind of happening will start in May though. Hope you enjoy. :)

I'm asking when you fags. someone give me a concise date

Italy numbers SOON

Every morning I think it's slowly dying down.

Every night I panic more and more.

your country is barley testing anyone. once they start testing at the same rate as worse Korea you're going to see the number of cases "explode".

Situation in Italy looks bad, pray for pastabros

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virus started November faggot

AHHH THIS IS SO FUCKING /COMFY/ I LOVE IT

Baby will die in Romania this week.Hospital trying to cover this.
Also taigani escaped from a hotel in Italy and travelled back in Romania by cars and trains.Local police took them away yesterday.

19 dots Wuhan Flag

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HEHEH!!
Ahem... TWO MORE WEEKS!!

New Rochelle, 15 miles from Manhattan. If you live in NYC, get out while you still can.

This is the first wave, user. The second wave is when societal collapse will occur. Expect the cases to go down by late Spring then reemerge around Fall.

He's delusional, get this man to the quarantine camp

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ESCAPE NEW YORK...going on lock-down.

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>Exponential increase for only one day

HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SHORTS OPEN BEFORE ITALY NEWS

The internet in shitskinistan will go down april 3rd fren

>haven’t left home for 8 days now

Starting to get legit brain fog lads

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People in Buenos Aires are freaking up already, there are no signs of Lolapaluza stoping and a city (don't remember which one most likely Cordova or Rosario is waiting for a delegation of the Dante Alighieri from pastaland (although don't know how the Italian quarantine affected that)

Did you miss the National Guard getting sent out to New Rochelle today? It’s absolutely happening.

>not having a gun already
Good luck!

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Mama Mia

no one knows the date obviously

+15 in Slovenia

Thank to the President Xi's tireless efforts saving China and also the world.

31 in 5 days, how fucked are we bros? we're only 2 million people.

be nice ffs

no italy numbers yet?

This is what they wanted... UK next

Let the virus spread so they can use these measures

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pic related
starts as a slow burn then explodes up
this curve is the same in every country that had an outbreak

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Am citit ca sunt peste 30 de cazuri in romania acuma? Asta-i corect?

Not gonna lie I'm really looking forward to the chimpouts in burgerland

Werent there concerns about the vaccine causing a cytokine storm if you got reinfected? That seemed to be the reason of the videos of chinks falling dead in the middle of the street
Scary shit

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354 cases in sweden
everyone just rollin on like normal hahaha :D
so am i tho

aww shit it will be fun to watch this unfold, cant wait for our gov to say: WE DIDNT SEE IT COMMING

>have to go to the doctor today to get my meds refilled
>don't have a mask

how fucked am I bros?

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Tell me Yas Forums, on a scale from 1 to 10 how fucked is your country?
Personally i'd say 1

>LATEST CHANGES
>Netherlands +61
>COUNTRIES LIST
>Netherlands 382 (4)
About 2 weeks ago we had none. When are we going to get a shutdown too?

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mad max IRL when?

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want to see that graph

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corona started around winter bro

>the news is comparing annual flu cases and deaths to the coronavirus which has only been in the US for a few weeks at most

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who thinks this has been around for way longer than they say? swear to fucking god i had it back in october.

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Wonder how they are going to maintain it. Lots of people will definitely chimp out.

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it's too late for that now user you either stayed in back in mid-feb or you're facing the magic
i already fucked up seeing my family last weekend

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Italians did this

A mutt last thread was posting non stop about how South Korea is the only true source, calling all the other numbers "kike and Chinese numbers".

Can someone explain the difference of sars-cov ncov covid19.

Totally wrong. It's just starting to get funny. You think we don't actually want society to collapse?

Okay, so when are they closing the schools? we're experiencing a bit of a huge boom here

>haven’t left home for 8 days now
RETARD ALARM

do you even reality bro?

So it looks like it was nothing more than a flu. The markets are regenerating and china is almost at full production again. I don't get why the government starts panicking now. As if Corona is something new to us. It's just mutated and everybody who cought it will be immune against it. So at the end some old boomers will die sooner. I mean they would have died after some years anyway.

>no super male vitality
Was nice knowing you mate

exponential growth fags BTFO

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What is the purpose of wearing nitrile gloves? I understand that a mask and goggles protect places where the virus can come in. But do gloves just make cleanup easier?

>so am i tho
Are you braindamaged?

it will go out faster in shitholes, your country will be the first *modern* to lose services

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remember 2015?
the chimpouts will be everywhere.

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currently a 1
next week 2
next month 8

Anyone have a clue of what's actually happening in Wuhan right now? How is it possible that no videos emerge, have they cut their power or something? Do they actually have the virus under control
have no idea what to think of Wuhan right now

Would all of this have still happened if the Axis had won WW2?

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Stop watching Flu News, they'll keep sucking Trump's dick even if the world is ending.

You need more anime user and Vitamin C mega dose as much as you can. titrate up till you develop GI issues and then a little below that

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>Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Tuesday that officials are implementing a one MILE radius “containment area” there. Within the containment area, large gathering places will be closed for two weeks. That includes schools, temples, churches, spaces like a Boys & Girls Club.

nothing burger

fag, just drink vodka and beer and it will be fine

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As usual, us Italians excel in everything.

Until Corona chan goes extinct, we are literally always just one super spreader away from becoming Italy. We can afford to make literally zero mistakes because unlike China, we can't just quarrantine Singapore like they do with Wuhan which is just one city out of the hundreds others they have anyways

25 confirmate acum cateva ore, 100% sunt peste 30, cum e moldova ? Daca aveti neamuri la zarabotca spuneti-le sa stea departe.

Witnessed

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different strains of the coronavirus.
Also
COVID19 = Disease Name
2019nCOV = Virus name

Covid-19 is the disease
SARS-CoV-2 is the official name of the virus
nCov is a codename chinks tried to use at the beginning to hide the fact that this is SARS before its genome was widely available

newfag alert

>The day is not over
>Italy hasn't report their cases

I hear risk remains low

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That's today's talking point seems

>no numbers from italy
ITALY HAS FALLEN

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Elaborate please my brain is kinda slow

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The virus has been named “SARS-CoV-2” and the disease it causes has been named “coronavirus disease 2019” (abbreviated “COVID-19”). ncov got replaced by these.

Image it too pixelated for me to see the numbers. 8th in the 1st row pls

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Moderate sunlight exposure and Vitamin D production boost your immune system dude

Testing at hospitals in the southern Netherlands shows 4% of health care workers is infected with coronavirus, officials say. 1,097 employees were tested, so roughly 45 of them were positive.

>Testing at hospitals in the southern Netherlands shows 4% of health care workers is infected with coronavirus, officials say. 1,097 employees were tested, so roughly 45 of them were positive.

Testing at hospitals in the southern Netherlands shows 4% of health care workers is infected with coronavirus, officials say. 1,097 employees were tested, so roughly 45 of them were positive.

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I just decided to name all the ingredients of smv

You have to go back i have stayed in my apartment for months at the time best decision ever

nah lol, im not in a risk group so i dont care
bought a half mask and shit tho, but fuck going around in that when noone else has even those papper masks

threadreaderapp.com/thread/1236095180459003909.html
Good read on why we're fucked.

Let’s conservatively assume that there are 2,000 current cases in the US today, March 6th. This is about 8x the number of confirmed (lab-diagnosed) cases. We know there is substantial under-Dx due to lack of test kits; I’ll address implications later of under-/over-estimate. 2/n
We can expect that we’ll continue to see a doubling of cases every 6 days (this is a typical doubling time across several epidemiological studies). Here I mean *actual* cases. Confirmed cases may appear to rise faster in the short term due to new test kit rollouts. 3/n
We’re looking at about 1M US cases by the end of April, 2M by ~May 5, 4M by ~May 11, and so on. Exponentials are hard to grasp, but this is how they go. 4/n
As the healthcare system begins to saturate under this case load, it will become increasingly hard to detect, track, and contain new transmission chains. In absence of extreme interventions, this likely won’t slow significantly until hitting % of susceptible population. 5/n
What does a case load of this size mean for healthcare system? We’ll examine just two factors — hospital beds and masks — among many, many other things that will be impacted. 6/n
The US has about 2.8 hospital beds per 1000 people. With a population of 330M, this is ~1M beds. At any given time, 65% of those beds are already occupied. That leaves about 330k beds available nationwide (perhaps a bit fewer this time of year with regular flu season, etc). 7/n

Okay so this is the situation in the country right now
>4 suspected cases in Mar del Plata
>2 new cases in Lanus
>2 confirmed in Chaco
>10 in trelew
>Mendoza are reporting new ones
Where more do you think is growing?

They keep changing the name to make it harder to talk about. It's called corona and will always be called that.

Sauce?

Why are people upset that the population isn't taking it seriously.
Not a single one of you would even be close to dying from this and we have a MASSIVE problem with how old our population is, and this kills the elderly very efficiently while leaving everybody else alive.
We should allow it to just run rampant

The US is about to go down hard, a dude in my state caught corona chan visiting California and I'm in the Midwest so it's all over out west already and the numbers are absolutely false

> a literal medkit

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We're not saying high or low

Dont touch anything unnecesary
Bring alcohol based hand sanitizer
Avoid touching your face
Avoid being close to anyone
And pray to god no one coofs on you directly

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Bullshit. Regularly wake up early, no interruptions.

You do know you can go outside just not around people. Nature is safe bro

be sure to practice, spaniard bro, those things are hard to control

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Please send some to Ukraine. Tnx.

It's almost completely abandoned judging from the webcams. I don't think anyone is living there at all.

Honestly he's probably right

Guys we should be working on a meme to start community led self quarantine. Our governments are failing us.

We're on our way to catch up don't worry