Dear American Friends

They have as much power as they can have now, more or less. The only thing a cat in panic can do now against the US is throw nuclear bombs and that will probably be the beginning of the end.

We'd love to. Those troops need to be on the southern border.

but...you want us there.
are you being coy? lie down honey, I'm going to give you what you need

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Make me

Make us

Still occupied as i see

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Or wait till their social collapse

Every time in history
>Fuck off America
okay
>NO COME BACK! WE NEED FREE MILITARY POWER!

You live in an occupied country. Maybe if your granpa wasnt so eager to surrender we wouldn’t be there. We’ll leave when you make us

Sorry, no can do. You guys have a strange history of attacking white countries.

I remember when I lived on an American base in Germany, all the German women would stand at a fence staring at the black soldiers doing PT. I cant tell you how many black soldiers got a german woman pregnant and dipped, heh.

How much are you going to pay for the military bases if we leave?

Name a single one.

Daily reminder that the 3rd Reich never officially capitulated hence the current BRD situation.

We are allready paying for them fren.

stop lying you mutt's law posting faggot.

yes it did historylet, doenitz, the fuhrer, signed the capitulation

79 years still left, boy.

Perhaps you should've won the war then, eh?

For the Wehrmacht not for the 3rd Reich. It's very different in legal terms.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR INVADING POLAND
YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO LIVE
YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN LIFE
BUT YOU GOT GREEDY
AND NOW YOU GATTA PAY
SPREAD THEM LEGS BITCH
CLOSED LEGS DONT GET FED ON THIS BOULEVARD
LUST EM NEVER LOVE EM, FUCK EM IN THE ASS!
>BUT AMERICA ...(SOBS) I POOP IN THERE
>NOW YOU DONT
USA
USA
USA

GERMANY WILL FOREVER
FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY UNTO THE ETERNITIES BE OUR POOPER TROOPER

USA USA USA

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Start paying for your own military than, Kraut fuck.

When you can prove to us humans that you can go a full century without chimping out, then and only then maybe you will be granted partial sovereignty back.

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donitz wasn't "fuhrer" but as president he was acting head of state.

would be cool if beams shot out of her vagina too.

>so many Jew cocksucking mutts
go home, mutilated mutt

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Then who will defend europe?

remind me what fuhrer means

Fuck off germoid they're there to prevent you from sperging out again and destroying europe.

Although they seemed to have failed in their mission

Make us, alpinenigger.

If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking german right now.

no you're wrong. Donitz was minister of war yes, but upon Hitler's suicide he assumed the office of the Presidency and became the head of state.

Suck less cocks than you, Muhammad

Not until Eurangatans stop being lazy fucks and stop relying on us so much

oh, what's this?

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Can we trust you not to try to ruin europe a third time??

it means "leader" but it was a title created and assumed by Hitler when he combined the office of President and Chancellor in his person. Donitz never laid claim to that title.

A combination of president, chancellor and head of the military.

>In 2011 Germany asked for their gold back we told them to fuck off
No idea where you get that from. We expatriated even more gold from the US than originally planned.

We won’t leave until we are sure the krauts go extinct

Yes, from you.

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Were there to make sure you don’t misbehave. This is your punishment for constantly fucking up Europe for hundreds of years.

He did. but his surrender was specifically for the Wehrmacht wich did not include other military assets like the SS wich lead to curious cases such as the Wehrmacht and US army fighting together against the SS.

>Eurangatans
kek

Exactly the document I was talking about.
Try to find the passage that specifically mentions the third Reich.
Protip you can't

>fucking up Europe for hundreds of years
That would be France and the British empire

>Makes the versailles treaty not look so bad huh?
weimar was less degenerate and racially diverse than modern germany

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Shut the fuck up bitch. When I say Sprechen Sie English it better be replied with no sir or yes sir.

neck yourselves you fat retarded kikeslave boomers

Make us, faggots

Sorry, Ahmed, but you're our bitch. We keep those soldiers there to keep you fuckers in line. Don't give a shit about those vodka addled Ruskies anymore.

based.
I couldn't be bothered to quote all these mutilated juden pawns.

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>you need to have the name of your country in the official title of organization (in this example the German High Command) to make the treaty valid
lmao

>us
>our
you faggots are nobody. you're just kikeslaves raised from birth to be laborers for the government to wring money out of for stupid, useless shit like soldier vacations in germany. you have no control over the country or the world and you never will.
we might get an influx of bootlicking retards from reddit

Gay thread anyways. Pay your VAT and shut up.

You know why your government, despite trying to rile up hate against the US, always shuts down talk of even asking US troops to leave?

It's because your military is a sad joke, and you enjoy leeching off the US NATO alliance. US troops are the only thing stopping you from being ultra cucked by Russia.

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Is this porn, or is that actually in the show?

actually never in history but okay

>implying we control our military at this point
you should have realized by now Hans

I'm pretty sure if you actually asked Trump to leave he'd actually say yes.
But no one ever fucking asks for some reason.

their's unironically a Luftwaffe base in New Mexico, the town they're stationed in even has a german tv network. but they're only there to train.
t. live a few hours from it