PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CELLOPHANE TRUMP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/9/20
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youtu.be/TPgBmHEVqPc
>Pres Trump departs FL 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470189-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in Sanford FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/WEEVSrh-oi4
youtu.be/wn_jbZ8u_Co
>Pres Trump departs West Palm Beach FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/kB5ih1w2ipI
>Don Jr on Jim&Sam Faction Talk 2/14/20
youtu.be/HJScmJUJWCM
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139967870001
>ThiccSarah on Hannity 3/9/20
youtu.be/tER8EHwz9aA
>HHSSec Azar outside WH 3/9/20
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>HHSSec Azar on FoxNews 3/9/20
youtu.be/aSBWlKC7reM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 3/9/20
youtu.be/rusCrTmSKJw
>CMSAdm Verma Interview w/Sarah Varney 12/23/19
youtu.be/-sQNJ2Z7cvE
>SG Adams on FBN 3/9/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6139771554001/
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139896763001
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/9/20
youtu.be/zQNMwudG-J4
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on HughHewittShow 3/9/20
youtu.be/wXWbK8hzvyY
>DepAsstSoS4TFS Peyman @FDD on Sanctions 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470153-1/
>Don Jr on Axios 3/8/20
youtu.be/EbHU49WYsw4
youtu.be/azFKLwOjJTE
>HUDSec SleepyBen on SunMornFutures 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139466126001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on ThisWeekABC 3/8/20
youtu.be/lTfrYGLbWoM

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Biden truly lost the plot too

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MAGA

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Dems work for diaspora, GOP works for israel, no one works for america
> if you don’t pick a kike lover you’re a kike!
Stay nad schlomos

Biden literally can't hold a rally, do a speech or interview without messing up. It's going to be a long 8 months for his campaign

Look fat, here’s the deal. Back in 64, knew a neighborhood kid named Green Bean. Guy was 7’4 inches tall, thought he was a real good basketball player. Well Jack there’s a new sheriff in town. And if you don’t like it you can get out there and vote for the other Biden. I don’t want your vote. Look, you know, you know the thing. Hey man, Corn Pop didn’t take no malarkey. I’m running for senate here in North Carolina, and that’s the bottom line.

MAGA

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>White House confirms Trump has NOT been tested for coronavirus despite his new chief of staff Mark Meadows and Air Force One passenger Mike Gaetz going into quarantine
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why do corona doomniggers tend to move the goalposts when they are either caught in a lie or just plain wrong?

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Trump wouldn't do shit to any antifa attacking him like this. Biden is ready to fight any MIGApede

MAGA
(and that's a GOOD thing)

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what's the standard style of /ptg/?

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who was the superspreader at cpac

They're nonwhite.

yo, someone tell Trudeau about this
youtube.com/watch?v=8K6ykl8q07I

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I use tomorrow.

Blessed bread

Top 5 Joe Scarborough Myths — Busted!

>The Myth: Joe killed his intern.
The Fact: Joe didn’t kill his intern.

>The Myth: Joe has a low IQ.
The Fact: Joe has a high IQ.

>The Myth: Joe isn’t a conservative.
The Fact: Joe is a conservative.

>The Myth: Joe stabbed Trump in the back.
The Fact: Trump stabbed Joe in the back.

Hope this clears things up for everybody.

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a bailout of what though?

The doomers and the “nothing burger” faggots are all equally as bad. Both of them are cancer

>Biden
>Rally

Tomorrow

Yotsuba on mobile

- last bread fuck the fed
>twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1237386109849649152
>archive.is/THZUZ
>One of the ideas under discussion at the @WhiteHouse in response to the coronavirus is a "full exclusion" of payroll tax employee contributions. In other words, a COMPLETE payroll tax holiday. In 2010-11, the reduction in employee contributions was 2%.
Fuck the fed

>Why do you hate guns?
>I'm going to slap you!
Nice optics there, old man.

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JOE IS SENILE AND A DANGER TO THOSE AROUND HIM

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It is kind of amazing how dextroys the mouth can be

-joe biden, probably

Tomorrow

I want to repost this
#
Do you understand what’s going on today? It’s a lot different. The MSM wasn’t actively trying to destroy the American president and make everyone hate him. MSM has realized that social media is a weapon and uses it as such. This is basically a digital war.

>the “nothing burger” faggots
how many fatalities in the US?
and how many of them were huwhite?

Shill playbook. They are barely human. Just give them a topic, and they have a flow diagram of moving goalposts, pilpuling, etc.
kek

corona doomers haven't moved the goal posts at all. they have known the whole time that this is a slow moving happening and it will happen over a fairly long timeline.

ffs just at least have a small stash of non perishable food. maybe some ammo.

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>a bailout of what though?
Airlines and wagies. Unironically a good idea.

I feel bad for that girl

tomorrow

YES

LMFAO
these fucking shameless faggots on CNN literally just said
>the biden clips of him threatening to slap people is "charming" "shows his authenticity" and is "nice to see unscripted moments"

ROFLMFAO get ready for 9 more months of this level of gaslighting

Long time republican and 2016 Trump voter here. Gotta say, love it when a candidate can stand up for himself and call out paid agitators like this. Seriously considering giving him my vote.

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Joe does seem to have an odd fixation with lhysical violence which i'm told is a symptom of alzheimers

26 deaths.

27 US deaths as of today.

usatoday.com/story/news/health/2020/03/10/coronavirus-live-updates-us-death-toll-dow-jones-donald-trump/5002558002/

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>and that’s the bottom line.
Because stone cold Biden says so

>work in factory
>salesmen show up all the time to try to sell stuff to the business
>today's salesman was chinese
>he brought food to try to earn goodwill or something
>no one has touched it yet

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Lol, intellectuals with no business acumen don't know what to make of Coronavirus. Harvard closes down for a week, yet Disney World still remains open.
You listed only four.

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Fucking Yas Forums being raided again isn't it?
so many redditt tier faggots with terrible talking points

They were unironically calling yesterday black monday

no, they aren't equally bad. one is fuck heads panicking over the flu and shills enabling them and other is telling you the truth that it's just a flu

Joe is old and his filters are gone. He is just saying what every politician thinks

>ORANGE MAN WANTS TO GRAB EM, BAD!
>MALARKEY MAN WANTS TO SLAP EM, GOOD!

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After all the suggestions in here, I decided to give that Lain show a watch. Just marathoned the first episode. Is she insane or autistic?

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>Id kag
>keep America great

Well duh, they're right. Trump is slurring more than Biden and can't for the love of god act responsible during the corona crisis.

MAGA
Fuck doomers

CCP is lying millions dead, or CCP is lying, getting back to work becaue the gambit to crash economy didn't work?
archive.is/kFD10
>March 10, Qianjiang in #Hubei Province has announced that the city will return to normal in the coming days, with traffic checkpoints lifted, public transportation restored, and companies resuming work and production. Qianjiang is the first to make such an announcement in Hubei. #COVID19

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>corona-chan will put corona beer out of businees
Kind of like archer and isis but funnier and dumber if you wanted to helieve in public intelligence

We gone ship em off.
Boom JoePedo.

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LMAO

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ayy you know it

>corona doomers haven't moved the goal posts at all.
>incubation time extended from 2 weeks to a month
>corona has a strain of HIV
>5g causes the virus
>corona has mutated
>there would be millions dead by now
at the top of my head, you fags have moved the goalposts constantly since the month of February passed

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>no u

(You)

If you are 60 or above, all of the sudden this “nothing burger” starts to become real.

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I'm pretty sure if that were true he'd have some long-winded anti-black rants

They are all underage. It's babbys first happening for them. They're also complete idiots.

MAGA

So a burger of nothing.

That's fucking hilarious

Mainly nursing home americans.
So it doesn't matter

I have started as well. Future NEET maybe?
How dare Mexicans be forced into making better beer.

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>Habeeb, fetch me my finest motorized wheelchair and brown face paint

Why do dudes orbit E thot women?

Look how proud he is of that shirt lol

Soros went all out and it’s annoying but keep fighting back. They’ll leave eventually and if they don’t it usually means they realized their faggot ways.

Can we just legalize polygyny and polyandry alteady?

ethot btfo

there is a lot of bullshit surrounding the real information I agree. but that happens every time a happening on Yas Forums occurs.

>CCP is lying millions dead
this. they were burning thousands of bodies per day a month ago. this was before they brought a bunch of mobile cremation units in to handle "medical" waste that can handle 400,000+ bodies per day.

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>see local (CBS) news
>they cover this part
>only have Biden say "this is bulls***"
disingenuous kikes

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QUICK! Change the optics.

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also, I asked how many huwhite deaths there were, and literally nobody could answer that, it's almost like it's more fatal to those unsanitary savages?

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The correct phraseology is "a hamburger made of nothing"

fucking zoomers

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>VOTING IS POINTLESS
>BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DONT VOTE
>ESPECIALLY NOT FOR TRUMP

Really depends on how long after coming in contact with an infected person does one become infectious themselves.

Also small businesses. Basically NO REFUNDS for megacorps still manufacturing in China.

wewlad. already.

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Tomboymorrow

He did tell a bunch of blacks that Republicans wanted to put them back in chains a few years ago. There’s more proof that his filter is gone than it is still in place. This happens a lot to old people

>has no arguments
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Is this the best MIGApedes got?

I mean, is this how joes gonna be if he wins?

kinda pisses me off

I drop redpills on them like rabbits take shits

unfortunately not a lot of information about names and ages is available. but certainly a white person has died by now.

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>Don't believe Chink media sources, because it ALWAYS lies!
>...Except for MY Chink media sources, since I know best
Get fucked DoomerBong

>slaps him
>gets shot
O'er the land or the free

This. It's the same retarded "argument" every time.

It’s on the mid 20’s and the majority died in a fucking nursing home. The others were from princess cruise that was basically a Petri dish of recycled wuflu air.

> turn 40 in two week
I...it'll be over by then right guys?

>Is she insane or autistic?
She's wired anons. We're all wired. Now, LET'S LOVE LAIN!

I'm just fucking sick of 4/pol/ getting the absolute fuck spammed out of it

pls, not everyone watched every anime in existence

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>literally uses a "no u"
>accuses others of lack of argument

ROFLMFAO

Agreed

>is this how joes gonna be if he wins?
>if
If-if-if-if-if listen fat, I'm gonna slap the malarkey out of your AR-14

>cuts to entitlement spending
I dont see the problem here.

House Democrats scored a major legal victory as a federal appeals court panel granted them permission to access grand jury secrets from special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe.

The 2-1 ruling from the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a lower court decision in favor of the House’s ability to see the information deleted from the public version of Mueller’s final report.

The Justice Department could seek review by the full bench of the appeals court or the Supreme Court.

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the virus has a 24-40 day asymptomatic incubation period that begins as soon as you get infected.

ironically we're truly now at peak clown world

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> "a hamburger made of nothing"
That would be “an hamburger made of nothing” to honor the original chinese translation thank you

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RACISTS!
Dr. Robert Redfield CDC Director wants to build a robust Global Health security network throughout the world. Wants 8-12 regional centers that have full capacity so that they can detect, respond, and prevent infections at their Source rather then at their home.
youtube.com/watch?v=CIJMhZX6PcY

Reminder this dude got killed
>archive.is/10KU9
>2018, A CDC researcher left work sick two weeks ago — then vanished
More NGO 'let us control you' bullshit.

>dealwiththedevilfortrumpwin.jpg

Maybe Social Security will last another generation now.

I wouldn't worry about it

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>a Chinese city of 11M people is filthy
>said city is also under lockdown, so no trash removal
>anything not-human is getting "decontaminated" a.k.a. burning

not that complicated desu

>2 weeks ago
user, you don't understand the severity of your situation!
According to /cvg/, you should have died
...
6 times over from the virus by then!

There was no argument, just a retarded post. On a side note, I love how your third world shithole is having its people and identity destroyed, and you deserve it.

and what is better? cripplechan had the same garbage spam when they got rid of imkampfy. the only place worth discussing politics was in the gamer gate threads on 8/v/

>the steamed bun contains no pork.

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Why is there not as much hate towards gen X as there is towards boomers and zoomers? Is it because there is no Wojak for it yet?
I don't understand chopstick runes, but I'll take your word for it.

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>now
arguably since the 2000's this was a clown world
>mtv propaganda shilling the gays

> According to /cvg/, you should have died
I read the pastebin, according to it I already died three times (on top of two times for Israel)

>maybe if we look at secret grand jury testimonies that still have nothing to do with trump campaign collusion we'll get trump this time!!!

>/ptg/ doesn't want tens of millions of Amerifat boomers to die

This isn't devilish, powerful, or sassy

>hurr durr maybe muh Social Security gibs will be around when I'm old enough to collect

Keep dreaming, zoomer/moomer/xoomer

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>an hamburger made out of nothing
what did he mean by this

A lot of states and companies are probably hoping this virus takes boomers off of their pensions

I’m 38. I’m sure we will be fine user. Problem is, I have two parents in their early 70’s. If you have any older family members, you need to have a chat with them. Start the conversation NOW.

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Imagine being stupid enough not to understand this.

youtu.be/ipjLouu9VfQ

this shit again...

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>the 2000s
try the 1980s
>See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
>Yeah buddy thats his own hair
>That little faggot got his own jet airplane
>That little faggot hes a millionaire

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>american intelligence officials

Yes keep moving the goalposts. Then it will be 40-80 days, then 6 months to a year, then 10 years to infinity years.

tomorrow for desktop
black for phone, cause i have a OLED screen

I don’t. I have old parents to worry about.

>inb4 OMG just take all their money

I actually care about my family

i cant not laugh every single time i see Joe now.
he murdered his secretary. and there he sits. LOL

DAY OF THE PATROL WHEN

this guy said he loves me

Replace Russia with Democrat and it fits just fine.

didn't ellen degenerate come out in the early 2000's? that unironically changed everything when she came out

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according to cvg
► Detected: 116,871 ► Died: 4,095

3.5% death rate
>not great
>not terrible

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shut down everything, send in national guard. in what world would that ever work, kek

He got a bk beyond burger and was truly disappointed.

Fug..
I doubt my wife could raise our kids by herself. She'll have to remarry...
> cucked by Corona-chan

Maybe soon he will be wrapped in cellophane.

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I guess you can always filter it? I haven’t just in case I want to see some news but I will say my filtered count has been way down. I filter out BBC, whitey threads and it’s usually like 50 filtered threads. Lately it’s been under 15. It just goes to show you who’s been making these threads.

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KEK! Meghan McCain's cucked husband.

Truth.

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and now years later those words have been taken out of the song when it's played. 1984 ministry of truth style.

fuck that, the whole point of the video is canadian citizenship through muh feels. why else would she pick trudeau?

I doubt the incubation period is 40 days user. I’ve heard the average is 5 1/2 days. I’m sure it goes up to 14 or maybe a little higher in rare circumstances.

my mom and dad called me a faggot

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Muh Russia will never end.

MSM works just as well also.

>reeeee stop ignoring our propaganda goyim

It's simple. Nationalize the S&P 500.

March 10, 200. The day Americans became bigger commies than the Chinks.

Be nice to robots

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where is the lie

Jesus what a chad.

Give it a few months and Joe will be in a wheelchair shitting himself and yelling at everyone around him. The media will call it "endearing" and "relatable".

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>5000 deaths
>global panic
>Italy on lockdown
This is the Jews and nothing except the Jews.

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*March 10, 2020

(and checked myself)

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EAT THE SOI GOY
>archive.is/4akeJ
>The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen. Now let me refresh your metric system. There are 1 million nanograms (ng) in one milligram (mg). That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper. Just six glasses of onions milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill.

Do you think Aerosmith still “plays dude looks like a lady”?

God that looks good. A Southern burger joint run by Greeks made that.

>I actually care about my boomer parents

Yeah, well, you know what, faggot? I told my mama and old man years ago they'd better have enough shekels in their accounts to cover their funeral expenses after they drop dead, because otherwise the only thing I'll do is drive to a field in the middle of nowhere, tie them in a huge industrial trash bag, dig a hole, toss then in, and cover 'em up

Different strokes, faggot...but you do what you have to do

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NYT seething is the most delicious.

>admit most people will be exposed to it
>do math
>n-nothing burger

The kikes taking down cripplechan and 8/pol/ was unironically the biggest win they've had in decades.

I actually heard it on the radio the other day, there's a long version that's over 8 minutes that's rarely played because nobody wants to listen to Dire Straits repeat "that's the way you do it....money for nothing..." for 5 minutes, and then there's the normal version of the song that's about 3-4 minutes long that obviously gets played much more often
same reason you usually only get the first 3 minutes of classic disco songs that last as long as 15 minutes

>184100 followers
Research What you post

a few minutes ago CNN called joe's threat to punch a guy "charming"

says more about bernie bros than anything else tbf