/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1844

can’t believe burgers politicize this virus so dumb

ohnonono, aaaaaaaaaahehahah

someone tell him

greenland and madagascar looking good still

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heh

> good hunting, Corona-chan !!!!

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Your country is full of rodents

The eternal burger, ladies and gentlemen. China wiped itself off the map because of the great American elections.

Thread ending with 44.
Rollin for a lot of deaths.
Especially in chinkland.

mfw i already have stocked up on food and care products enough to last 2 months for 3 people before the way before the runs began.
normies knocking their heads in over noodles and sterilium. topkek :D

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>bargaining

Is this guy legit fucking retarded?

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>mfw chinese factories have shut down and I won't get my custom made Anne Frank onahole next week

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Don't forget to buy seeds.
You'll want to have a self-sustained source of food in the long run.

Will the economy continue to go down?

Denial is one hell of a drug

must explain current rally

Utah gets second case
Boomer traveled all over utah to spread it

google.com/amp/s/www.deseret.com/platform/amp/utah/2020/3/10/21173117/coronavirus-utah-covid-19-outbreak-virus-department-of-health-cases

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I blame the jews

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Can someone make a Pink Wojack Bill Mitchell?

Why would it start going up when the virus is only just getting started here. Our hospitals haven't even been overrun yet

really looking forward to that post corona look

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>herd immunity
>coronaviruses

Yes we're terribly fucking retarded and fucked

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Italy update?

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This is right next to my university

Am I fucked

>mfw Pence is strong arming insurnance companies for no copays for corona treatment
>mfw america gets socialized medicine from a republican admin out of fear of losing the boomers
>mfw no face

>yfw the happening is finally upon us

In this moment, i am euphoric.

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we closed our border to Italy, universities are closed, they cancelled all events with more than 100 people (500 for outdoor events). people are buying shit tons of groceries here. Is it happening guys?

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It's going all the way down and no amount of denial will change that. This is a global recession. Nobody wants their made up bullshit investments, they want stuff they can hold and eat now.

IT'S ALWAYS THOSE FUCKING BOOMER RETARDS! I'M FUCKING LOSING IT!

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>116399 infected
>4091 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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A lot of us are looking at this from an apolitical perspective and are just interested in trying to prepare for what's to come. It's largely the SJW left and the MAGAtard right that are making it a matter of politics. I only really get political in response to fellow burgers who call this a liberal hoax, because that's fucking stupid.
>Italy genocided their economy cause of US elections
>China genocided people and their economy because of US elections
Anybody that genuinely believes that shit should neck themselves. Today. It's a fucking embarrassment.

just make one yourself, silly

Could someone post the hazmat template file please

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My stash should last me 2 years - also because I grow my own food.
I intend to self-isolate for two years until effective antivirals became available. I do not believe an effective, safe vaccine will ever be possible.

10 years of TP (pallet with large rolls used in companies)
15 large salamis
30 Feta cheeses
170 kg of mainly bio minced beef
65 kg unsalted butter
60 kg 2-minute spaghetti
80 kg red lentils
30 kg rice
10 kg onions
10 kg tomatoes
100 cans of tomato paste
50 l UHT milk, stored in fridge to prolong expiry date
10 l 12% cream, frozen
5 l 33% cream, frozen
10 kilo coffee beans, frozen
125 l mineral water
135 bags of frozen vegetables
1600 grams whole egg powder (equivalent to 133 eggs)
100 cans of deenz
6 cans of cod liver
Enough mint tea to make iced mint tea for two years

I bought three extra large freezers to accomodate all this, to a total of six freezers (one very small) and two fridges.

IMO it's a bad idea to buy canned food (terrible weight/volume/price to calorie ratio, bad taste, less nutritious), MRE's or Ramen (too salty).

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>IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
>IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
>IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
>IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED
IT ARRIVED IN MY CITY, 4 NEW CASES ARE CONFIRMED

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>tell elderly mother she should stay in because she's in a high risk category
>"I can't just sit at home all day user"
>goes out grocery shopping every day just to keep herself occupied, buying a handful of items each time
I love my mother but holy fuck

Within 1 hour

DOW not looking so good

started at +1000, currently at +300

i guess so, depends on what other factors play into it. yesterday was a combination of things, not only coomerona.

hey ur the only italian poster left, looks like they only shut down a small part of italian internet

I only have this old one

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not an option in the middle of the ciy, i had to figure out other long term strategy.

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Is france even trying?

GO SPAIN

You know what the best thing about a virus is?
It doesn't give a fuck about where you sit on the party line. Wake the fuck up, boomer, or enjoy all the coofs your ignorance grants you

Yea, sure. OK Coofer

University of Warsaw just cancelled all lectures and classes til 14 of April.

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is this what pumping looks like? does it work?

Nigger can your not recognize Ireland

>infected danish medstudent has infected all other medstudents last Friday during a party

CORONA CHAN ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING DENMARK

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Has anyone ever told you that more people die from flu than covid-19? I think you probably haven't heard anyone say this yet, so I'll tell you. This is true btw. My source is someone said it.

They're using the "Oregon Strategy."
>if you don't look, there's nothing to report

topping keks sir

Hope you have a dedicated power source for those freezers bro. Also pics or this is LARP.

That cleric is right about the virus being divine punishment, but wrong on which God is metting it out. Pic related.

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twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1237403915282505729

There's no way you did this. You didn't go out and buy a few freezers did you?

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Lmao, in a few weeks america will be significantly more fucked than we are.

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kill niggers and arabs and take their stuff

Lol my stupid boomer mom is flying to argentina right now

Where would we be without Bill's wisdom?

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What happens to all your prep if they force you to stay in a guvment 'recovery' camp?

jews have been very efficient in spreading corona to western elites

I can't believe it! Nothingburger CONFIRMED

>Inb4 it's just a flu bro
>inb4 just wash your hands bro
>inb4 but keep taking plague cruises bro
I'll be stunned if they do anything beyond this.

Fuck.

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Does it matter if I buy specifically hand sanitizer or if I buy that general antiseptic thing? There is no hand sanitizer anywhere to be bought.

Good post my friend. Contending for the faith on this site is quite the challenge.

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>The thread to the average american, remains LOW, wash your hands.

A lot more people died from air pollution in china than from covid-19 so this was actually a huge net positive for them.
Doesn't even account for traffic related fatilities.

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Based super spreader

You're still sucking Trump's penis.

fucking duh

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oh i never noticed sorry i have visual problem that makes orange look red, regardless it looks like italian internet has been shut down

They would have to catch and kill me first

Start shooting and never stop mr fbi

Seen so many people today doubling down on, "just a flu, bro"

The fuck are you talking about, tinfoil?
Just came back from Lidl, everything is stocked, there aren't any more people than per usual, because nobody with a functioning brain cares about this flavor of the month nu-epidemic that will be forgotten in 2 months.

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>buying the dip even as he plummets down a skyscraper due to his subconscious making him commit suicide

Really commendable dude

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(updated list march 10 2020)

The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

We can use the growth factor of 1.2 (observed in i.e. Italy) to compute the number of days until the number of infections exceeds the number of IC beds.

# days until overrun = CEIL((log(# IC beds * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(# infections))/log(growth factor))

I compute the following:
d00 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 0% of beds are taken
d50 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 50% of beds are taken
d75 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 75% of beds are taken
d90 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 90% of beds are taken

Note that d00 is the most optimistic scenario, and very unrealistic. Most countries have a shortage of IC beds on a normal day, especially in urban areas.
In the Netherlands d90 is more realistic. Friends who work in the medical sector have told me this. You can decide for yourself which estimate you find most reasonable.

Country (#infections / #beds)
>d90/d75/d50/d00

Italy (9172/8000)
>0 / 5 / 9 / 12 (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Switzerland (374/ 1000)
>6 / 11 / 15 / 19
Sweden (248/700)
>6 / 11 / 15 / 19
Spain (1209/8000)
>9 / 14 / 18 / 22
Netherlands (321/ 1600)
>9 / 14 / 18 / 22
France (1073/5000)
>11 / 16 / 20 / 23
Belgium (239/2000)
>12 / 17 / 21 / 25
UK (321/5000)
>16 / 21 / 24 / 28
Germany (1176/25000)
>17 / 22 / 26 / 30
Luxembourg (3/200)
>24 / 29 / 32 / 36

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations.
I will keep updating these numbers.

For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Here it comes, either a flailing response too late or complete capitulation

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They can fucking have my shit if the government start taking people away. I'll be fucking gone. I'll just farm some land until those government niggers are all dead.

For colorado bros

>mfw we get a 1 month holiday bc of a fucking flu

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Corona-chan is really cute. I hope she fucks me good. In a month everyone in this thread is sick and we are going through it together.

If she gets it, tell her to go to neighboors with niggers so it spreads to those place and kill them all

last country to get infected ?
>no madagascar
>no antartica

>Pence is going to pump the market so I can short it again.
Great.

GERMANY CLOSES DOWN SCHOOLS
> College would have started on 3/16/2020
> Now starts on 4/20/2020 (blaze it)

Source:
stmwk.bayern.de/allgemein/meldung/6473/start-des-sommersemesters-an-staatlichen-hochschulen-fuer-angewandte-wissenschaften-technischen-hochschulen-und-kunst-musikhochschulen-in-bayern-auf-den-20-april-verschoben.html

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THERE'S A FUCKING BOOMER IN MY BUS COOFING ON EVERYONE WHO ENTERS THRU THE FRONT DOOR, FUCK
At least I got to buy ammunition lol, I'm wearing a mask btw

We've been working on deporting that asshole to Canada for a while.

Yep I just told her shes not welcome at our house for at least a month and a half after she returns

Guys I think its time to start making your raiding and looting plans,

Nothingburger confirmed 0.1-0.6% lethality common cold virus.
Enjoy sausage
All people panicking are retarded.
OP is a kike nigger shill pic related

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it can work but you can’t outpump a dead china and everyone consuming less/ no trust

Tonga.

MEANWHILE IN MADRID

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>just got my toilet roll license

Finally...

I have a generator and solar, but the solar I still have to assemble. Freezers use very little power. I could make pics but I have no idea how to strip the EXIF and can't be bothered and don't want to run the risk to get doxxed here in this 3rld world shithole. I don't even have a fence around my property. Think I care that you don't believe me?

buy grow lights. they'll grow quicker indoors and pests wont eat your crop

Some countries will never have confirmed cases because they have no testing capacity. Most of Africa had 0 cases of H1N1 but WHO estimates thousands died.

NC_Governor
-Yesterday, we identified five new cases of #COVID19 (coronavirus) in Wake County, all linked to a Boston conference. NC’s known total is 7 presumptive positive cases.

over 320 lbs of robot pussy and ass

>Dow went red for less then an hour suddenly up 400 points
Get a load of this market manipulation! How long can they keep it up! Now even the low level Jews are starting to try and pump it so they can get their money out and bottom it out again tomorrow!

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If you aren't wearing AT LEAST form fitting glasses, you're fucked.

hes probably just trolling irl

Fuck me a team in white hazmat suits were decontaminating the 900 pearson airport bus

based and prepperpilled

whatever, good it's okay in your area but enough blogger/vloggers said in their supermarket noodles sanitizers and toiletpaper where sold out. enough videos of supermarkets with people queuing through the parking lot.

WTF?
Why are people still traveling!?

0.6% lethality
>why dont you panic, yer dumb
muhammed was a half nigger pedokike
Sausage

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Shes going to be in argentina for 15 days

Shes gonna end up spreading this shit all over argentina in the rural areas

Shes going to be in your capital for 5 days then its 10 day tour of farming villages

Have fun

Where do I get this map from fren?

nothing is happening you retards

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>using public transportation when there is an airborne H.I.V / SARS chimera virus pandemic

Absolute madman

yes, until Biden gets elected then (((they))) will downplay the corona virus and let the markey go back up under democrat control

>bailout house owners
>renters BTFO
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-italy-economy-mortgage-payments-symptoms-lockdown-latest-a9389486.html

in a situation where you will need to grow your own food there isnt going to be any electricity senpai

>Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
Kek
>Spain 1,650 (35)
Also Las Fallas could be canceled

I unironically plan to have piss water balloons ready and threaten them that i'm infected regardless of whether i am or not and i'll use those to infect them if they attempt force. Nobody is gonna fuck with infected piss grenades.

dankuwel

My university still hasnt announced anything, sent them an email, will confirm once they write back. Maybe the email comes tomorrow because its almost closing time.

Hackathons were cancelled btw.

>First case in my city just now

user, I think the shitposting can stop now.
I've had enough.

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Best post. Nothingburger confirmed less than 0.6% lethality

That's for sure

>tune into
youtu.be/KZtCNLZnhO4
>Expecting Redfield to discuss mitigation strategies for SARS-COV-2
>Nothing but discussing kids smoking, sickle-cell, and the opioid epidemic
Why can't we get our priorities straight?

still bullshit

you don't have a medical infrastructure.

go count how many dead bodies are on the street.
is it more than the usual amount?

North Carolina declares state of emergency.

Deep down everyone wants this sick society to die.

>blacks can't make anything on their own

youtube.com/watch?v=ry-WeRRhhTk

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Just Bavaria though

Nothing can stop the boomer from.their vacations

The world be damned

I wish they'd hurry up putting everything on lockdown

All my coworkers at the restaurant I work have spring break travel plans. Hawaii, UK, other places US. They don't give a fuck.

As a rightist I hate this dumbfuck so much

Boomerpocalypse soon

Fake and gay

You're pretty delusional when you think power will go out for many days on end. Then you have not a clue how those things work. I was in a 3rd world country during a war and hyperinflation (Tbilisi, 1992) and they still had electricity half of the day, gas and water.

Based

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I wouldn't care if a random bong user didn't believe me either. Regardless, best of luck to you and enjoy your mint ice tea with I assume your S/O

Fuckers always competing with SC.
Well, we've got community spread, so we win right?

top kek, you could also use a water gun

> boomer.
Boomers are literally the only retards that can't understand the statistics that show a 0.6% or lower lethality as nothingburger.

That one island with only indigneous people that kill everyone that tries to make contact.

He's a boomer and he's scared. He's convincing himself that it won't affect him more because he's "social unlike all those other boomers".

Same. It's been highly disappointing to see their response so far.

Just imagine Lombardy with everyone armed with weapons

>Has anyone ever told you that more people die from flu than covid-19? I think you probably haven't heard anyone say this yet, so I'll tell you. This is true btw. My source is someone said it.
Well this is true for now at least.
In the USA approximately 40000 people die each year from the flu. So in the whole world it must be millions (especially if you include the 3rd world). Say 600k for simplicity.
So for coronavirus to keep up with the flu we would need about 50000 deaths each month world-wide.

is that a tounge or is she opening her mouth?

how many Coronas are there in fathoms?
we don't use your goofball measurements.

Hitlers bday fuckin based hans

There are no breaks on this happenning. Laddie

No user you need to keep shitposting. Have an ounce of respect for yourself and die like you lived.

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pussy try 40+ with EU headquarters next door

There are 10 cases suspected in Trelew

those are some serious pinata-style bants lol

Apparently can't into exponential growth, either

Where was this

Side arms will only be used after artillery barrage. My house will be the fortress of piss and all intruders will drown in the attempt to take it.

>900 pearson airport bus
The fuck? Are Canadian buses huge or are Canadians really tiny?

2-3% death rate and 20% of the cases require hospitalization

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Is it safe to go to the grocery store in Texas?

Happening: Harvard tells students not to return to campus after spring break

This guy is making me hate boomer trump fags so much. Now, I hope they all get it. No different than the liberal wanting deversity and getting the tolled paid. Equally satisfying at this point.

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They sell Corona-Chan piñatas now

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It's over

ireland ?

It's true. We're actually just as retarded as Europe has made fun of us as being.

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Source?

Still no white deaths

Says Buckley AFB CO

what the fuck is happening in Denmark

I have a case in a shitty hospital across the street from my university.
That faggot boomer was out playing pickleball with his friends and grand kids

went to basketball games and did typical boomer shit

I don't wanna hear you bitch
this is the big one faggot
strap the fuck on in

Maybe this fag should up and go to the most affected Italian or Chinese province right fucking now. If not he's a idiot and unworthy to listen to.

I'm getting the "NORTH KOREA IS SO NICE COMMUNISM RULEZ" vibes from this faggot Someone who kvetches hard but who will never ever deal with or go near it.

this thing is infectious as fuck. contact transmission is not the main vector.
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/03/study-highlights-ease-spread-covid-19-viruses

I ordered three freezers online and they came to deliver them. I already had two large and one small freezer.

>100 cans of deenz
You still have more prepping to do brother
At least 730 cans of /deenz/ will be necessary for a two year isolation

ADD THIS TO THE BREAD

Turkish health minister:
"This outbreak is abnormally likely to be in Turkey at the moment but we can only say the following; the virus has not yet been detected."

>aa.com.tr/tr/koronavirus/saglik-bakani-koca-turkiyede-koronavirus-salgini-olma-ihtimali-cok-yuksek/1760895

Northern Cyprus shuts down all schools and bans publics gatherings (patient zero is a german woman vacationing)

mynet.com/kktc-de-ilk-koronavirus-vakasi-tum-okullar-tatil-edildi-bakanlar-kurulu-acilen-toplandi-110106473761

topkek that chink face

Cuck mutt

Why do they politicize this pandemic guys? Is it because it's an election year?

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So fucked up that Boston hasn't declared emergency yet, but a bunch of other states that have infections exported from Boston have.

Everything is a risk user. Yes, it's probably safe, but the chance of getting infected is still there, and growing by the day.

ARCGIS censored the dots, here are the censored dots

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qrd nigger i'm not reading that

>EU headquarters next door
you know what to do.

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2 casos en la clinica modelo de lanús, todavia no salio en las noticias...

Would it be ironic if Europeans became refugees fleeing to Africa and Turkey? They have very low or zero infected

You'd be a lean man after that

If you think thats banter, you should check out what mexico did last week

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Does Germany still have open borders? If so then nothing matters

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Its just america. Might be paid actors trying to focus your attention away from the happening

Threads are really slowing down. I guess the shit posters are getting tired of spamming the same shit everyday.
Fucking weak.

God American posters on this board are fucking dumb.

One of the first few Slovenian cases was let home and is in selfisolation now. Supposedly he feels well.

Is this a burger with not too much meat?

youtube.com/watch?v=aHJptmwPm_k

Couldn't buy toilet roll today at lidl
Usually there's a mountain of it for sale, seems like everyone is having a really big shit right now

dude trust me

There was a discussion last thread about ventilators and ICU beds in the United States. There are about, 2010 data, 170K ventilators available in the United States.
The CDC estimated in 2005 that a 1918 Spanish Flu repeat would have 742K Americans requiring ventilators.
Basically we need to 'flatten the curve' right now if we aren't going to get fucked. Quarantine is dirty word right now, but we need to slow the rate of infection enough so hospital can even triage.

thenewstribune.com/news/state/washington/article241035641.html

Good luck WA bros.

Could be worse...

the markets are down -2.59% since they reached the peak early in the opening

I think that the more they cover it up the more it spreads.

>They have very low or zero infected
No, they have very low or zero reported.

Just in, we got a new conformed case. Imported from Argentina.
Source:abc.com.py/nacionales/2020/03/10/confirman-segundo-caso-de-coronavirus-en-paraguay/

FUCKING CLOSE THE BORDERS ALREADY

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Fucking boomers are going to spread this so much.
Why self destruct your own whole generation?

I will rig mine to go boom boom in that case, if I dont get it - no one does lmao.

Hahahahaha, literally told my boomer parents that they will be all thats left of us after this shit show.

>more threads than cities under lock down

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That's not how viruses and immunology work, you FUCKING RETARDED BOOMER. He has to be doing this for the attention now.

I think it's near India.
North Sentinel Island

jdu si pro tvůj steš, uvidíme se za hodinu.

Somebody's colorblind

Of course it has. Everyone is welcome - even viruses.

12 days ago there was 0 cases in the States.
> Mfw China is sending their best Coofers

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idgaf cracker. go wash your hands.

Guys I legit had it and recovered in two days. Strong fever got care of it.

finally

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So what?
This isn't your shitty zombie apocalypse hollywood movie, after the brainlet mongrel hordes are done panicbuying their prepstash all the supermarkets will just restock and things will go back to normal, because guess what, they're profitting off of dumb fucks who suddenly start hoarding tons of shitty canned food.

Coming through anons

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Yes user go on sick leave for 2 weeks your boss will surely keep you on payroll. I gave him a big tax cut!

lol my boomer mom is going to calafate argentina and local rural towns

good luck argi bros my super spreader retard mom is coming

It’s fucking laughable that people believe China has stopped infections. They lied at the beginning and they are lying now

This has to happen, simply because otherwise you say "yeah sure, bank, take my house and sell it to literally no one."
Looks like the usury kikes will take a small hit on this one.

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Unreal levels of based if true.
Also, how much money did you spend on that?