/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1842

The worst kind of destruction and collapse is the slow one.

>Bucharest killed by a 60 year old boomer retard super spreader that was in contact with 120 people
THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

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No official report yet but there's word that Montenegro finally got the virus.

Dissapointed boys. We are back down to le 56%. It got up to 64% on black monday.

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>virus breaks out
>Yas Forums starts coping with anime
hmm

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Everyone who still believes shill media by the end of 2020 will die.
Corona will give us the genetic bottle-neck needed to fight lies. Thank you God!

My grandparents already died before this what about yours? Are you worried?

Any big manly bong anons willing to take in a scared trap? Will trade boipuc for Deenz or Beenz

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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when should I start panicking?

otvoreno.hr/top/potvrden-14-slucaj-koronavirusa-u-hrvatskoj-osoba-koja-je-imala-bliski-kontakt-s-oboljelim-pacijentom-iz-pule/264615
CROATIA +1
fucking hell can we start pumping out some real numbers
this is too too slow

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Who wants to be my plague wife?

> Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes

WTF !!!

Chinese consulate in Osaka embraces Corona-chan meme but makes her look less chink.

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make that 2 of us
will succ dicc for beenz

How long until Rust irl?

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How come South Korea has far less deaths than Italy?

Never. Panicking doesn't help. Have you done any prep? I've been buying since January.

The DOW is gettin' ready to go below 24,000, boys

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Man... really fucked if work stops. Do you think my landlord will care? He'll laugh and say his income is fine. Until no one can pay rent.

funny coincidence

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ALL large events in Brabant are cancelled.

The House & CDC are retarded lord jesus.

Euro Group of Death

>France +194

closing in on Spain, can Italy increase their lead later?

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>Have you done any prep?
yeah I have 30 tp rolls

nah it won't since it only kills old people who are not reproducing anyway

IT GOT TO ME

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anime

checked
youtu.be/nyGVXAXxmBA

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Soon...

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Sandbagging

Under 20k is where the fun starts

thats the second case
fuck the east coast
fuck Labin
fuck Pula

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Info on the 8 confirmed cases in Bucharest today:

1. Femeie, 31 ani, județul Ilfov, contact cu prietena bărbatului de 49 de ani, primul caz confirmat în București.

2. Bărbat, 32 de ani, București, contact al pacientului care a fost internat în Spitalul Gerota.

3. Femeie, 30 de ani, gravidă, București, contact al pacientului care a fost internat în Spitalul Gerota. Femeia are stare generală bună.

4. Copil, 3 ani, București, contact al pacientului care a fost internat în Spitalul Gerota.

5. Femeie, 36 de ani, București care s-a întors din data de 29 februarie din Israel, s-a prezentat cu simptomatologie la INBI Matei Balș.

6. Femeie, 35 ani, București care s-a întors din data de 29 februarie din Israel, s-a prezentat cu simptomatologie la INBI Matei Balș.

7. Bărbat, 34 ani, București, care s-a întors în data de 27 februarie 2020 din Londra, Marea Britanie, s-a prezentat cu simptomatologie la INBI Matei Balș.

8. Femeie, 41 ani, care s-a întors din Germania în data de 7 martie 2020 din Munchen, Germania, s-a prezentat cu simptomatologie la INBI Matei Balș.

I am a landlord. I'd only wave the rent if niggers are roaming the streets with weapons. You better hope shit gets that bad by the time you can't pay.

So it’s the cold weather

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CHINA MUST BE NUKED

>Dow already down from +2.5% to +0.5%
Nice rally, mumu.

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Xi is great leader everyone is back to work and c-China strong.
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=youtu.be
posting this in this thread to shut those chinky shills up.

Why hasn't Canada seen this spike yet like Italy, Spain, Bonglandia?

It begins for Germany. So long at 0%. A valiant effort but deaths will go to the moon for every country

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>archive.is/qgPR0
Links don't work.

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>Fuck Pula
kek

>republika istra
top kek
would rather commit genocide than let that one happen

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Austria another +25
+51 in total today were starting to get into the big numbers now! As expected after it was announced that Schools and Unis will close until Monday.

sozialministerium.at/Informationen-zum-Coronavirus/Neuartiges-Coronavirus-(2019-nCov).html

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files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

All right, I'm going to go catch some sleep.

On the wind? On the wind.

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Average age of infected in Italy is 65-70. Average age of infected in Korea is 30.
Also Korea have more hospital beds, more ICU and better healthcare in general.

DOW stream: youtube.com/watch?v=mGJSW4slxvc

we're almost red again boys.

Damn, i hope Dubrovnik will be ok, kinda comfy city

CVG will never recover

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Someone posted a link to nothingburger video archive on reddit and (((mods))) deleted the post. It's all a (((conspiracy theory))).

old.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/fgaraa/archive_of_leaked_videos_from_chinairan_many_new/

Dow below 24k

it's hot as fuck in straya and they're getting hit hard.

My lungs feel doughy. Am I fucked?

Ah, not bad. How about your food game? Rice, beanz, deenz. Anything edible, really. Better stock up, my friend. Don't want to have to bust into someone's house and die like an idiot.

Wow not very old people.

Here spreads so fast, maybe came closer to Italy on next days.

how are you going to collect rent or enforce your rent policies when you can't get to your properties without your tenants taking shots at you?
>australia
oh lol. well good luck with the abbos

Friendly reminder that this great site exists for all your cv info needs

nothingburger.today/

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nothing burger indeed because everyone is fucking dead

SCOUSERS BTFO

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we'll change this

I DONT WANT THE DEATH SNIFFLES EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

dump eet

>US has an almost 4% death rate

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>would rather commit genocide than let that one happen
he doesnt know
kek
it de facto already happened

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Because South Korea tests everybody and find everyone who is infected, even the mild cases, so they got it under control very fast. It has been spreading in Italy undetected for a long time so of course they will also have more deaths. Also it's genetic and your gut bacteria could make it worse (if you eat nothing but noodles/pasta you will have bacteria which the virus likes). Also northern Italy has somewhat bad air quality. Check the PM2.5 levels from Windy.com and you'll see. Teheran also has shit air quality and the virus attacks lungs. Finally Italy has a lot of old people and people often visit their grandparents and are in very close contact with them with the cheek kisses and everything always touching their hand and face and mouth and nose etc. so old people got it even though old people usually do not go out that much. Multiple small reasons.

What is the next country to be quarantined? Spain?

Sweden map as of 2020-03-10, Community spread confirmed in the states of Västra götaland and in Stockholm county.
Fuuuuuuugggggggg.

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Post one, request one. Properly ordered when I get 200 of them

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Weird how time has to transpire for things to occur...

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Germany's flu season this year. The blue line is the average infections for the last 10 years. Last update for this season was 9 days ago.

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MARKET CRASHING
>MARKET CRASHING
MARKET CRASHING
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MARKET CRASHING
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MARKET CRASHING
>MARKET CRASHING

today italy will likely hit 11k infected

Canada allows you to legally change gender by just ticking a box.

So, when is it gonna come out the world governments are letting this thing be worse than it should be so they can kill all the elderly off, and not have to pay for their higher healthcare costs and pensions.
*takes my schizo meds*

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youtube.com/watch?v=geVC6EmeaKw
>youtube.com/watch?v=geVC6EmeaKw
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>youtube.com/watch?v=geVC6EmeaKw
youtube.com/watch?v=geVC6EmeaKw
>youtube.com/watch?v=geVC6EmeaKw

Virologe Prof. Christian Drosten interview
he discovered the test against Sars-CoV-2 with his team

he is a German God

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For sure.

I'm at risk for cytokine fuckery and I have a family with 2 little ones don't drag your garbage north

Isn't it rare for an Asian country to have a better healthcare than a European country?

last 5 years*

Good. It means China lied about it and boomers are in for a rude awakening

kek.

Two months ago.

Das Jahr steht oder fällt mit dem 15. März.

Nothing burger. Pic related.

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SK prepped like a motherfucker from the start. Singapore and other SEA countries did too. The liberal democracies of the West are totally unable to prepare for emergencies and disasters.

Im afraid of this posters, I mean its like in the films when the stupid guy says its not going to happen and later on the whole family is dead :/

>archive.is/qgPR0
Yes they do.

OH NO

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I don't know if I can take more dopamine from all this crashing but lets look at Yas Forums and laugh some more

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Benissimo and God bless Italia

So much for the US and UK don't wear masks drivel, after that bus research. Interesting no mention of eye protection.

WE'RE RED. DOW FREEFALLING

youtube.com/watch?v=mGJSW4slxvc

GET IN HERE

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Easy, it won't kill us all.

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Good luck pastabro

if only there was a pandemic of a virus that in mild cases lookes like to flu that could explain this deviation
really gets your noggin joggin

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>actually airing this on TV
Does FOX want its viewerbase to die off? The median age of primetime viwers is around 65. Now they are going to believe that it's just a flu because MSM said so and go on cruises and shit. This is homicide.

naw is back in green
BUY

thanks

>(0.059%)

I have a dry cough for the second day straight after a few days of sore throat. No fever, no shortness of breath. Пpoдoлжaю нaблюдeниe.

>green passports

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What did you think the Chinese just enjoyed disinfecting the streets?
Of course it stays in the air, that's why hospitals use airborne procedures to handle it.
It lives on surfaces for days, that's why China and SK disinfect the streets.

Godspeed pastabro.

Lol all those early articles about Dow rallying 800 pts. Journalists are retarded

Reminder to eurobros

The EU has taken a shit load of gibs and absorbed responsibility from individual countries for things like this in order to provide a coherent unified EU wide response....

.... and they have done FUCK ALL for you and effectively left your now depleted internal agencies to it.

In fact the only noticeable action from the EU since Corona broke out was Merkel cucking to Erdogan and distributing thousands of migrants across the EU from the Greek border.

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>The inhibitory effect of PPIs is also evident on monocytes simultaneously stimulated with various TLR agonists, a condition that mimics in vitro a cytokine storm, with huge increase of proinflammatory cytokine release. Thus, PPIs counteract inflammation induced by several different pathogens
get some over the counter PPI like Pantoprazole, Omeprazole, Esomeprazole. basically drugs for acid reflex.

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>Spain
>youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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How long till someone calls out on China's bullshit?

>Here guys, this graph shows that the Coronavirus is 2000 times more lethal than the common flu, rejoice!

It was +3.5% at open

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Wasn't them burning bodies like crazy

Worker has tested positive for the virus 2 streets away from my home, it's been nice knowing you all

Was meinst du damit?

Vitamin D
news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/02/study-confirms-vitamin-d-protects-against-cold-and-flu/
>Reduce likelihood of contracting acute respiratory tract infections (both viral and bacterial)
>Makes infections much less serious (deficiency increases severity of infection)
>Meta-analysis of randomised, double blind, placebo controlled trails on 10,933 people (various studies)
>Vitamin D every day is best, reduce chance of respiratory infections by 19%
>If deficient, will increase to 70% less respiratory infections
>Many people are deficient in vitamin D, especially through winter
>Dose was 400 international units (10 micrograms) - most tablets are 1,000 iu (25 mg)
>Vitamin D has no risk of serious adverse effects
Stay safe you dumb niggers and take the D.

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There are many people looking for any hope that the crash will not happen m8. They may be in denial but their hopes are real

we finally took the big step to advise against indoor gatherings of over 1000 people

>What is Iran?

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dumb ass bear. mad that you missed out on the longest bull run in history? its not to late to buy back in

how many days has it been stuck on 4091 now? 2 days, 3 days?

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

kek, source on that?

>0.1% death rate on an endemic virus to 5% on a freshly pandemic virus.
>lmao corona btfo
>just retard things

And it’s barely time for brunch

>TV won't stop talking about Biden vs Sanders

WHO GIVES A FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

O să murim toți.

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It's unstoppable. I've got dozens in my Landkreis already.

Check out Filonov and dry fasting