Coronavirus is the best thing that has ever happened to Italy

>dead boomers
I hope you enjoy your parents dying an early death. Moron

Stop strawmanning, you fat piece of burger

It's not the most important thing in the world, but we risk a serious economic collapse and that is hardly a good thing

>he wants to fix this absolute shitfest of a country without making any sacrifices
Faggot. Boomers created this whole situation, so boomers are the ones who are going to pay for it.

Fuck the EU

we have a similar problem in the US. the economy here can't be fixed to benefit the middle class so long as the USD is the world's reserve currency. The downside is that if the USD loses reserve currency status, almost everyone here will experience poverty to some degree until things get better.

Good, start with your parents then dumbfuck. I will protect mine in the mean time

I hope you die in a fire and explode in a thousand pieces, you stupid edgy teenage faggot 5sucker.

Thousands of people are dead or dying, most of them are your fellow countryman, with relatives and loved ones crying for their loss or even worse, infected themselves and worrying for their other close relationships' health.

Additionally, from a political point, this shit is a blessing for the leftist government that we have, since it acts a massive distraction and excuse for them to do whatever they want, as a scapegoat for their terrible failure, and a perfect propaganda tool to halt the parties championing the causes that you seem to like.

Exactly.
This fucking idiot calls himself a conservative and has nothing but disdain for the very base of what is worth of being preserved, the institution of family and filial love for the pater familias

>Lega - FDI - FI.

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>dead boomers
doesn't italy have a disproportionate amount of boomers anyway

>instead of abolishing welfare and public healthcare, I'll just hope people die instead
You're a pretty shitty guy, aren't you

Thousands of people are dead or dying, most of them are your fellow countryman, with relatives and loved ones crying for their loss or even worse, infected themselves and worrying for their other close relationships' health.
Good. We have a birth rate of 1.3, so this is the next best thing we could have after a war. Fuck generational vampirism.
>this is a blessing for the leftist government that we have
Retard, literally everyone is shitting on their total incompetence. As soon as the emergency goes away it will be a miracle they won't be hanged in the streets.

>god I hope all boomers die
>but also bring back forza italia please

Fuck off cuck

>t. literally nobody
FI is a zombie party but it still exists, so pretending it's not going to be in the coalition is silly. Lega and FdI might be enough for a majority though.

>fellow countrymen

A true italian would ALWAYS underline the difference between north and south, if you ask me, a real TRUE italian, italy ends on the Florence line, and that's pushing it.

For all the readers outside of Italy: now you know how to spot a terronigger, this is nothing extreme, is the common way of thinking of a northener.
I repeat, we will never, under any circumstances, defend anything below Florence.

It is also triggering the collapse of the banks again. The repo market is on borrowed time and will be affected by the liquidity problem worldwide. The problem was there, but this virus is the catalyst we needed. Fuck the banks, but make sure you're ready for the shit storm.

I got all my money in Link on a cold wallet. I say kill them all

do italians play hard to get

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Kek

>all the terroni went back to the South
pureblood mutt here, wtf is a terroni? some kinda pizza?

>less migrants
didn't 400 of them arrive today, with silence from all the mainstream meteor?

It's a derogatory term for south Italians has a good explanations

Southerners. They all move to the North because their home is a shithole of poverty, unemployment, mafia and corruption.

>homeschooling
>rising nationalism and authoritarianism
>good
fuck ypu woppie mc wopwop I hope you get a bad case of the panda sniffles and no hospital bed.

Italians are so annoying. I still don’t understand why I chose to dedicate so much time to learning your useless language

>anarchist
>wants public schools
Kek, ok Shlomo.

I can say the same about them and from where you are standing Poland isnt that bad
world is weird my prostitute friend

Soon™

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You are clearly not that intelligent, so maybe that's why

That faggot doesn't speak for all of us. Goodspeed pizza man

>says an Italian

Learning another language = unintelligent, fantastic reasoning there.

How’s Rome and Milan and the south by the way? Still filled with niggers begging for money and groping whatever women who are in arms reach? What did the league not do shit? In 20 years Italy will be an African nation and there is nothing you or any of your soibois can do about it

>Be me
>Born in Calabria
>Live in the North
>Even whiter than leghistidimmerda padani
>Hurr durr terroniniggers amiright
This is why that fat fuck Salvenee is a useless backstabber ignorant idiot and will not do anything good for this country. Mussolini was a true leader, for all italians.
This is why Greece is literally burning down NGO assets and throwing back rapefugees at sea, while we are too busy with petty retarded fights and we lack a serious, national right wing government since the fucking 40s

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>we
just kys

why the fuck do northern Italians hate southern Italians?

southern Italians have to deal with much more shit including the corrupt government and mafia constantly fucking them over so they have to move north. The real enemy in Italy are the Gypsies and niggers begging on the streets

I can't believe we share the same country.
Unless you're a proxyfag.

>dead boomers
Yeah, i sure love watching my old relatives drop dead.
>dead prisoners
They are breaking out of prisons and burning shit, i'd hardly call that a good thing.
>dead politicians (soon)
Yeah, lets hope all the moderates die so that the radicals can place themselves in charge.
And no, it's not gonna be SALVEEENEEEE, he already fled to fucking London, enjoy your communist dictatorship.
>all the terroni went back to the South
...spreading the virus to the south, further worsening the epidemic.
>less tax money spent on pensions, healthcare and other gibs
...that is not going in your pockets, but will be given to immigrants and gypsies.
>less hobos, drunkards and drug addicts in the streets
Lol you don't really leave your house very often, right?
They're still there, just with facemasks.
>less migrants
>implying migrants come here to stay and not to reach Europe and move to northern countries
>less tourists
>implying this wont kill the already shattering italian economy
>much less traffic and pollution
Why do you care? You don't leave your house anyway, seems like an underage shit to say.
And Milan will always be that shithole of a city, regardless if people are driving around or not.
>local production and local consumption
Both are getting massively fucked in the ass by the new reforms and the lockdown. Expect many "local" business to go bankrupt and close down by the end of this shit.
>homeschooling and better parenting
BETTER PARENTING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Because "street university" is absolutely beneficial to young people, especially in the south. Right. Dumb retard.
>more housewives
We're not an islamic caliphate yet, Abdul. And chances are we will never be one.
>rising nationalism and authoritarianism
Where? Rightwingers are being mocked and laughed at, Salvini fled the country like a nigger.
>rising hatred towards the useless EU
Rising my ass, that's always a thing here.

blah blah whiny whiny blah blah

Only a retard would claim this entire shit is going to be beneficial to our country.
Gas yourself, OP.
>has to post a picture of his hand to prove to mutts and degenerates that he is "white"
The absolute state of italians on this board.
Cucked and tamed by the anglosubhumans.

Spread the virus in the name of open borders and globalism. The more boomers and politicians that die from the virus the better

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>southern Italians have to deal with much more shit including the corrupt government and mafia constantly fucking them over so they have to move north.
You just answered your own question. Migrants always bring the problems of their homelands along with them, since they're the ones causing them there in the first place.

>why the fuck do northern Italians hate southern Italians?
They don't.
It's all a larp by leghisti and other north italy supremacists.
Venetians and Lombards in particular.
They're not allowed to make those claims outside of this thread, 'cause they'd get their shit wrecked and jumped by pretty much everyone.
They're a small minority, but because this site (and by definition this board) is a massive echobox for rightwingers, they appear to be the norm when in truth most italians are perfectly fine with both the north and the south.
I have to agree that southern italians are a bit dense, but all of that Lega shit is pure madness.
Dall'Alpi alla Cicilia, dovunque è Legnano.

don't take these people seriously, they are just acting cool on the internet

those you see in gangster movies, terroniggers imported mafia to the US, you call them italianamerican or simply "italians" which in the US is a derogatory term since a lot of you don't know the differences.
In short, the north created those high fashion shit, fast cars, design, art, good wine and basically everything with the "italian" label on it.
Terroniggers only invented pizza, Mussolini made race laws to keep them down and that is basically why they escaped and went to America doing what they were doing here, robbing, killing, raping and the whole terronigger bible, they say they care so much about their family and then they usually kill at least one relative and so on.
So that's why you have to be very caucious and spread these informations, because it hurts when they think I'm a guy from The Sopranos, because that's terronian material.
Also they live like southern americans.
The list goes on, but I guess I covered the major facts.
Also they move and talk with extremely different accents, you can spot a terronigger just by the look in his eyes and how he's walking and looking around himself.
Another stupid examples, the Jersey Shore guys calling themselves italians, they all have terroniggers families escaped mostly from sicily, Vinny for example is of sicilian heritage, when a sicilian talks on tv interviews they always have to put subtitles in them because they are really difficult to understand, the accent is SO different.
But yeah, in the US you have it good, they are like 10th generation italianamericans, basically americans and that's it.
If you know someone that just came in always ask him where he's from, and if he's from below Florence, keep your eyes open because he will most likely try to rob or trick you.

literally everyone that I know irl (and online) throws shit on terroni

1) Because the unification of Italy was literally just conquering and razing for the South. Compared to Bismarck unification of Germany for example, the North didn't plan long term for anything. It became pretty much like the US colonies for the UK, a cash cow to tax. That's also how Mafia started, as anti government movement, a century and half ago tho.
2) The South became poorer, so a poorer south produce less. The only serious results were with fascism, that nearly completely defeated Mafia and the corruption it brought to ake some serious investment. That ended with the war sadly. The idea that the South was "misusing" the (still relatively scarce) funding became widespread in the North, with definitely some merits to it
3) Bring in the cultural and social issues that all those years of underdeveloped brought within the South.
Put it all together

Must suck to live in the north.
How's the quarantine by the way? :^)

So.... is this divide eternal or did it only begin after the fall of the Roman Empire?

seriously, how many old people do you think are gonna die, retard?

That's literally nothing since now, it's really a fucking flu and less people are dying then average.

ital-exit soon

info from the insider who knows politicians

ok, spetta che vado cacare così può leccarmi il buco del culo.

terroniggers or mutts with terroniggers relatives

So it means the con men in gov and mafia can steal more money and it won't have any measurable difference of impact
Well done!

It would be too good, that ain't happening unfortunately, they already asking for.more deficit so they can fuck us up later. Literal clown country

Stanno chiaramente preparando Draghi

Mamma Mia! Where ma gonna gets mia cannoli now?

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Può essere, quel bastardo di Soros ne uscirà con i soldi raddoppiati alla faccia nostra, di nuovo.

From my experience what you say is true. Its just funny to me how people can have a superiority complex on their own people.

Whenever ive been to northen italy the people there say to be proud of your culture, coming from the south or terrone or whatever you say. They also usually say the food is better.
>Lega shit
could you explain what this means?

You shouldn't listen that much to the Yas Forums echochamber. there's a couple of northerners here that pest every thread, against terroni, but this is literally not true in the real world. In the real world, northern italians sometimes complain about terroni, or make fun of them, but that's the end of it, there's no real hate.
I hate the fact they are basically 90% of the population of my city (in the north), but not because they are from the south, just because they don't belong here. It would have been the same with other northerners of other regions or tuscans. While ofc, every italian is still 100000 better than anybody else on the planet.

Obligatory post for polentoni from a proud 1/64 Southern Italian mutt
youtu.be/xid2_oEP5ho

he's lying like an idiot.

When will he come back?

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>info from the insider who knows politicians
ok faggot ahahaha

I wonder what makes you think you'll inherit the earth.

>Yeah, i sure love watching my old relatives drop dead.
They're the ones who created this whole mess we live in, so they're the ones who'll pay for it.
>They are breaking out of prisons and burning shit
And getting killed in the process. In my view it's a win. Maybe they'll soon start getting shot too.
>enjoy your communist dictatorship
Top kek, did you wake up after a 40 years of coma?
>will be given to immigrants and gypsies
Imagine actually believing this. We're Italy, not Germany or Sweden. Stop your cuck fantasies.
>They're still there, just with facemasks.
And not getting any free food or other gibs. Bars and clubs are also dead.
>implying migrants come here to stay
Only in the North of Italy, yes.
>implying this wont kill the already shattering italian economy
Other countries are just as fucked as us. Our benefit comes from a much higher number of cut-off pensions, which will put us at a great advantage.
>And Milan will always be that shithole of a city
Can't argue with that.
>Both are getting massively fucked in the ass by the new reforms and the lockdown
Not if they start selling local instead of exporting everything to chinks and amerimutts.
>street university
Wut? I meant better parenting because parents will stay at home and spend more time with their children, homeschooling them too.
>We're not an islamic caliphate yet, Abdul.
If the globohomo agenda continues, it'd better if we were.
>Where? Rightwingers are being mocked and laughed at
By the usual pesci pagliaccio. Normal people have had more than enough of this retarded and unelected leftist government.
>that's always a thing here
Not according to the last elections and the Brexit aftermath.
>Only a retard would claim this entire shit is going to be beneficial to our country.
Not now obviously, but I'm confident it will be in a year or two.

Hell yeah preach!

youtube.com/watch?v=hEfyijDnZEo
this is way better

If we get to a few million infected... I guess still not enough.

this is why Mussolini made race laws, you are not white acting, you act like a nigger and you are proud of it, hence why you are treated as inferior to the niggers themselves and you feel on the same level of mudslimes arabs and africans, you are not italian and never will be, unless you lose that horrendous accent and your nigger ways, and if you think we call you terronigger because of the color of your skin you truly are a terronigger, less melanin will not save you, also you are fat like any terronigger, eat less merendine you fucking terronigger, and call yourself lucky we let you live in the north doing the shadiest shit ever, go hoooome! niggerrrrrrrrrrrrr!

lol we'll have thousands of dead at best, bruscolini , per l'Inps.

the real problem is that now many Jews will do business by buying Italian assets at bargain prices. europe will take advantage of the crisis to buy houses, tourist facilities and businesses for a few euros while millions of Italians will lose their jobs.

in the end, through esm the usurers will be able to empty the banks with the savings of the Italians.

MAMMA POSSO METTERE LA MANO SU Yas Forums?
NUN SCASSARM U CAZZ ANIMA'

Good
Fuck faggots and fuck Euro and Dollar

No, il vero problema è che Gonde uscirà da questa vicenda come Salvatore della Patria, e potrà fare quel cazzo che vuole, che incidentalmente coincide con l'asservirci all' europa.
Saremo schiavi entro 6 mesi.

No it's recent, Spain ruled South Italy for centuries, exploiting the lands for agriculture and food.
They never bothered to build actual infrastructures or long-lasting industries.
The north is the complete opposite, heavily industrialized and continental.
The north thinks the south is lazy and worthless, the south thinks the north is soulless and polluted.
It's a never ending dichotomy that gave birth to extremists of both sides, people that want the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies to come back and others that want the North to secede from the rest of Italy.
Both North and South work together in a joint union, where the industrialized North works in unison with the farmlands of the South.
Don't overthink it, it's just idiots shitposting about each other, like i guess in every country. (Like in the USA with rednecks, coastfags and flyover states hillbillies.)
Not an argument.
I think both the North and the South have their pros and cons.
It's true that South Italy has a serious problem with corruption and Mafia, that cannot be denied, but asking for secession is retarded and anti-italian.
>could you explain
Lega Nord is (was) the main political party for the indipendence of North Italy.
Most of the rethorics you see in this thread (hurr fuck terroni hurr fuck the south hurr fuck this and that) are the cookiecutter rethorics parroted ad nauseam by everyone that associated himself with the Lega.
Until SALVEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEE came to power and steered the party to a more unified Italian right-wing party.
Hopefully never, he wasn't Hitler and he ultimately devastated this country.
Not that he had any choice obviously, but he wasn't this god-tier ruler that most fascisti remember.
But of course casapoundiniiii and excited underage right wingers will claim SALUTO AL DUCCIE \o

We're almost at 500 now. If it keeps spreading at this pace, more than 10k is not unrealistic.

So I'm a contractor here. If my landlord dies and her son does too, who do I pay rent to? Do you guys got squatters rights here?

ITT: macaroni fights spaghetti

people over 65 are a burden to society