/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STIMULATE THE FED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470172-1/
youtu.be/TPgBmHEVqPc
>Pres Trump departs FL 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470189-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in Sanford FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/WEEVSrh-oi4
youtu.be/wn_jbZ8u_Co
>Pres Trump departs West Palm Beach FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/kB5ih1w2ipI
>Don Jr on Jim&Sam Faction Talk 2/14/20
youtu.be/HJScmJUJWCM
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139967870001
>ThiccSarah on Hannity 3/9/20
youtu.be/tER8EHwz9aA
>HHSSec Azar outside WH 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470190-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FoxNews 3/9/20
youtu.be/aSBWlKC7reM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 3/9/20
youtu.be/rusCrTmSKJw
>CMSAdm Verma Interview w/Sarah Varney 12/23/19
youtu.be/-sQNJ2Z7cvE
>SG Adams on FBN 3/9/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6139771554001/
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139896763001
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/9/20
youtu.be/zQNMwudG-J4
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on HughHewittShow 3/9/20
youtu.be/wXWbK8hzvyY
>DepAsstSoS4TFS Peyman @FDD on Sanctions 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470153-1/
>Don Jr on Axios 3/8/20
youtu.be/EbHU49WYsw4
youtu.be/azFKLwOjJTE
>HUDSec SleepyBen on SunMornFutures 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139466126001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on ThisWeekABC 3/8/20
youtu.be/lTfrYGLbWoM

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first to apu
heh
nothing personnel

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MAGA

also seems like shills are sporadic now, someone take it over

>NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
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>NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED

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Piss off roasties and faggots. Post Melanias.
MAGA

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MAGA
Ranjip has done the needful

Dow is beginning to fizzle out again.

Biden is going into this new Primary with the advantage and will likely win this one too.

Bernie is hoping for 2016 level success, but that might not repeat this time around in 2020. If Bernie continues to lose primaries to Biden that will set the trend.

Is this the worst pope ever?

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Thanks for baking, were you designatedOP?

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is this photo doctored

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MAGA

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>America will be in lockdown like Italy in less than two weeks, scientist claims: Worrying graph shows how coronavirus cases in the US are growing - as Surgeon General warns the epidemic will get 'worse before it gets better'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8095485/Will-America-locked-two-weeks.html

I prefer the three popes that excommunicated each other

The worst has yet to come, desufampai.

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Trump is wrong on this one, but I can get where he's coming from.
Sorry but lower interest domestically will only inflate stocks by appearance they won't reopen supply lines or stop the oil war between sauds and russia
It's not his fault what's happening, but people are too dumb to get that

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Why doesn't the president have any rallies scheduled?

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kek, he was supposedly exposed from his huggers fetish.
Can't find anything more recent then the initial 'rumor' though

No, I checked the pixels myself.

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Absolutely not.

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>No proselytizing, only muh charity
Yes, and it has been known for some time.

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MAGA!

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why doesn't your calendar have any sex scheduled

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> a british tabloid's editorial of how the US works
Lmao

Reminder that the average age of death is 80 meaning this is a hamburger made of nothing

>democrat candidates so laughably bad that damage control is no longer an option
>weaker H1N1 is being pushed as """Blumpf's 6 Gorillionth End"""
gee golly gosh wowzers I love watching the same episode over and over and over and over and over

>youtube.com/watch?v=R44bigninJk
for anyone who missed it, a new meme was born last night
>they're hacking us IN REAL TIME

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id says iowa

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But they can get that free shit at the state level.

Demcucks claim that red states are leeches, so it should be easier for blue states to bring in bernout socialism at the state level than at the federal level, yet they don’t.

It’s obvious that they don’t just want socialism because they like it, they want socialism to be enforced on people who don’t like it because they get pleasure out of being vindictive.

Fix your caucuses!

I can't wait for the debates
Trump is going to make him say nigger and then challenge him to a wrestling match

>give us drug money and food, shut up about god
t. The homeless

sorry lads but i live in /beststate/

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trump already forgot that he nominated jay powell to head the federal reserve...

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>Gavin fucking Newsom saying the trump administration's response has been perfect

>weaker H1N1
remember when entire countries went into lockdown over H1N1? this is more like an uncontained SARS + AIDS outbreak.

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Show us your cannons, botegrill.

It hasn’t been best since you desegregated. Bussing ruined Milwaukee and it isn’t safe anymore.

Fact checker here. After careful examination I have concluded that this picture is authentic.

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>will only inflate stocks by appearance
He knows, and that's all he wants just to shut the kikes up.

> NEW BAKER NEEDED
Next one is on me, thanks for baking

> Is this the worst pope ever?
Implying he's even the real pope

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that'd be wicked awesome

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>over a month
>less than 2 weeks until it gets bad!
>2 weeks ago
>less than 2 weeks until it gets bad!
>now
>less than 2 weeks until it gets bad
I love how the passage of time completely destroyed any case your corona shills had.

How's Meghan doing?

AWOO

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not to mention the influx of niggers from chicago ruining literally everything
but still
oh and fine here's USS Iowa I asked to open bob but she just fired at me so i am now dead for israel
on the plus side i did just download the game and chose the loli for a starter for obvious reasons

Once again a reminder to all other Mississippians here. Our primary is today. We have to ensure that Trump can break some records here so ignore the weather we've been receiving lately.

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New Plinkett video when?

>remember when entire countries went into lockdown over H1N1?
No.

I'm still laughing at how much they cried over Trump posting the meme.

>n=1
>Implying; Source my ass was right once ergo source my ass is a better methodology than averaging polls.
I hope you are trolling

Why wont she turn the page?

forgot pic

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I thought he said "that jew powell"

>shills hitting /ptg/ AND Bernout central

But then the Bernouts are the ones shilling here anyway

How Trump handles Corona and also if any emergencies being declared to suspend the election or the DNC convention is going to be interesting.

Cities(especially sanctuary cities) are at a huge risk for Corona because of how densely packed they are and all the forms of transport that lead in and out of them.

>247361537
>this stupid fucking nigger is back

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>Blumpf rallies too much he doesn't take the Office seriously
>HAHA DRUMPF WHERE ARE YOUR RALLIES YOU MUST BE SCARED
to my glownigger voyeurs, inhuman torture is in the future for these "people"

Don't forget your toilet paper

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I think you underestimate how much we ironically shill ourselves and troll berniedom.

precisely. this is going to be even worse than any other outbreak in history and trump is acting like it's "just a flu", because "xi told him so".

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Wasn't it rivaling the sharpie thing in leftoid crying?

> UH
I think they spoke too soon

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Wouldn't matter, every page is the same. AWOO in 72pt over and over.

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>Chinese doctors say
Classic chink fear propaganda poster. Don't forget to accuse others later of doing what you're doing now like always.

> Don't forget your toilet paper
Why the fuck are people even stockpiling toilet paper of all things?

STIMUL8

b-but why tho
good morning faggot always nice to see you
also
loli > milf

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I have a better plan involving black magic and brap barns.

we need battle pope

>didn't show up in a hazmat suit
Weak. I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Yas Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.

For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.

Because bidets feel icky apparently
I'd get water, masks, high calorie food, and multivitamins and maybe a gun or sword.

He's been reduced to spouting weeks old "leaks" from the /cvg/ pastebin because of how weak it hit the US, which was entirely against their paranoid predictions. Still has to make his shitty pay.

>why are normies doing dumb shit TV has scared them into doing?
There's no point in asking that question.

I think so? Sharpiegate only lasted for a day or something like that.

>to my glownigger voyeurs, inhuman torture is in the future for these "people"
I wonder if those mossad puppets called the intelligence agencies know what the average American would like to do to them and their offspring.

Welp, looks like all of the leftist institutions are an heroing in a last ditch effort to help Joe Biden win an election.

Where was this fervor during the swine full.

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I honestly believe he's a paki frightened to death of the beer virus. He's not white so he can die from it.
Thought it lasted at least four.

It's hard to hate Joe. I'm getting nervous.

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>the advantage

In physical terms Bernie should have the actual advantage, winning the AA, ID, ND, WA primaries. But polling shifts say that Biden is easily winning MI and MO now, which the media will obviously capitalize on.

But of course the same polls said Hillary would dunk on Bernie in 2016. And a bigger question is to what degree the pollsters have been bribed by the DNC, since the Klob dropout was clearly engineered by the DNC and the reports of the DNC seeking to defeat Bernie.

Ultimately only Berniebros decide whether he wins or loses- the 'youth' (under-45s) decide whether to turn out or not and so far they've gotten rekt because they haven't turned out. But the DNC's celebration is strange because if Bernie can't win the youth and he gets 2/3 of youth voters and roughly 1/2 say they won't support Biden, well that's about 15% of Hilldawgs 2016 voterbase right there refusing to vote Biden. Then the older Bernouts puts Biden at losing up to 1/4 of Hillary's base.

Also the most recent Florida polling has Trump dunking on Bernie and Biden in Florida

Can we all take a moment to thank Benny Johnson for apreading the coronavirus to CPAC?

>virus continually spreads all over the fucking planet
>ha! You shills were off by a *cough* few weeks *coigh*
Big brained trump supporter.

>remember when entire countries went into lockdown over H1N1?
Should really show you how politicized this whole thing is. Trust me, this will backfire badly.

bernout blood in the water boys
its gonna be a bright and sunny day

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It is very easy to hate him. He's responsible for gun free zones.

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IMAGINE BEING THIS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMAO

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Idk, it's from Australia. Notice the spelling on the signs

Based

Rich refuses to star in another short movie directed by Mike, after the runaway success of Space Cop.

This is it? This his big economic announcement? What about abolish the Fed?

So tired of this fucking clown show. Everyone in American politics is bought and paid for, and there is no political solution to our problems

Bernie supporters in 2020(the new batch) don't vote in the same numbers the Bernie supporters in 2016 did.

>tyre center
Bongland stupidity confirmed.

precisely
I don't remember any changes in my life back then
there was a couple news stories but that's it.
this is clearly manufactured
sadly, it's working

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NO NO NO NO I WENT BACK TO UNIVERSITY FOR A SECOND DEGREE JUST SO I COULD HIT ON GIRLS NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND

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Remember when election cycles weren't this insane?

Fuck if I know. Food makes sense, water a bit less sense but not everyone can drink from their faucets, but toilet paper?