/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1841

Is it safe to order a pizza if I put it in the oven after the delivery?

only 99% of us will survive.

Used a home grocery delivery service today. Driver had pen... anyone who uses pen to sign gets sick???

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Anons I have a bad cough and shortness of breath, but no fever. How likely is it that I have the virus?

Iowa has been quarantined and San Francisco is keeping in becoming Chinese people in internment camps

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Keep moving those goal posts higher and higher nothingburgerfag

NUKE CHINA NOW

Wash your hands, it's just a flu.

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bend over and it will go away, femboy.

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Can you just fuck off, go away, and stay away? You don't have to come here if you don't like it, retard. dial8

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>pneumonia is considered to be benign now

Is the austrian EMT tripfag in today?

Fatties btfo

>when the fever hits

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How long til Spain goes into lockdown? Im supposed to go there in a week and a half for work and I think my boss is still gonna force me to go even if the country is in lockdown cause hes a retarded boomer

You guys are sick to the core, making memes and joking about a virus that kills your fellow hymen beings.
You lack empathy for the sanctity of life and are no better than the niggers in Congo.

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TING TANG WARRA WARRA BING BANG TO YOU TOO CHANG

Damn these threads go fast. Ya’ll sone scared bitches lmao

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DOW CRASHING AND BURNING AGAIN

SOMEONE IMPEACH THE ORANGE ALREADY,HE CANT HANDLE THIS

>THE RE-ELECTION GRETCHEN
>NO NOT MY STOCKARINOS
>MY HECKIN JEWISH CASINO

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It's a bot

Stfu refugee sympathizer

Remember to take your Vitamin D supplement

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

Any info on why South Korea's numbers have dropped so low. Where they actually able to contain it?

Is there a definition of """mild""" symptoms?
80% of people only show mild symptoms they say.
Mild symptoms for me means life goes on as usual and you wouldn't know I was sick unless I told you.
They seem to be including people who are coughing up a lung for 2 weeks as having mild symptoms. Great way to downplay this virus.

if you have an oven you can make really good pizzas yourself without having to worry :)

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The fuck even caused this "go to work sick" mentality in America?

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Fuck off pajeet

Tell me about the hymen beings.

no u

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im just here for the anime and corona pics

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Tried to get tested because i show symptoms, told me to go to my own doctor and he told me i have undefined acute respiratory infection. Yeah i think it wouldn't be bad to get tested but they won't test me, since i haven't been to any epidemic centre or close contact to positive corona case

+8 CONFIRMED in Bucharest today, official number up to 25. 1 more to go for us to reach the second phase of this epidemic. Schools, universities, public meetings are all shut down for at least 2 weeks. In two weeks time we'll be at Italy's level, given that we have a confirmed superspreader in Bucharest.

As always, thank you for baking!

Thinks are heating up in europe. Double digit new cases regularly. They will all look like italy soon.

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practice a hard 3 day fast. for example, starting friday morning cease all contact with water. just dont exert yourself like a dumb nigger doing 2-3 hours of intense cardio every day or some shit and youll be fine

break the fast with a glass of nice fresh water on monday morning. it will be the most glorious thing you'll ever 'taste' in your life. i did it a while back and still think about that sip of water sometimes

So this is the modern Brit......

>me rn lads

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Who the fuck is this guy even
I see him posted each thread
Does anyone pay him to be retarded or was he born this way?

no fucking traffic on the east coast whatsoever
kek we have about 2 days until niggers start looting

What I'm concerned about is people thinking they have Corona if they have the flu, if the symptoms overlap.

Staying at home and away from crowded places if possible sounds more and more like a good idea.

Stay safe and in good health everyone.

Jews

Non-bean protein is so expensive in this damn country, pain in the ass trying to get a menu that isn't just BEENZ

Yes. The definition of mild is they do not require supplementary oxygen to survive.

Severe acute respiratory syndrome-coronavirus (SARS-CoV) and SARS-like coronavirus are a potential threat to global health. However, reviews of the long-term effects of clinical treatments in SARS patients are lacking. Here a total of 25 recovered SARS patients were recruited 12 years after infection. Clinical questionnaire responses and examination findings indicated that the patients had experienced various diseases, including lung susceptibility to infections, tumors, cardiovascular disorders, and abnormal glucose metabolism. As compared to healthy controls, metabolomic analyses identified significant differences in the serum metabolomes of SARS survivors. The most significant metabolic disruptions were the comprehensive increase of phosphatidylinositol and lysophospha tidylinositol levels in recovered SARS patients, which coincided with the effect of methylprednisolone administration investigated further in the steroid treated non-SARS patients with severe pneumonia. These results suggested that high-dose pulses of methylprednisolone might cause long-term systemic damage associated with serum metabolic alterations

its fucked m8

This is a great shout. Added to the prep list.

pneumonia is now being counted as mild in some definitions which is funny to me. Last time I checked, having issues breathing and your lungs being full of mucus isn't mild.

>Death rates

World: 3,5%

Germany: 0,2%

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>Posting a dog fucker idol
At least post the Chad (You) idol manager.

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And of course the superspreader is a boomer.

>91 in London

It's over isn't it

all of europe should be looking like italy right now, lockdown is the only way to combat this thing

I hope a mohammedan rapes your mother.

We have the same mentality here since capitalism, if you make big boss angry you will lose his love and become more replaceable than before.

i was thinking how to get around this
maybe say you were out to a club/conecrt or smth and talked with some italians and one of them was coofing and you were joking about it

Is it possible to have shortness of breath and a coof from coronavirus without a fever anons? Please help I don’t know if I should go get tested or not

Detroit to restore water service to poor homes to allow people to wash their hands to avoid coronavirus
fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-to-restore-water-service-to-unpaid-homes-to-allow-people-to-wash-their-hands-to-avoid-coronavirus

USA USA USA USA!

you coronaniggers should go the fuck away and stay away. your cancer is shitting up the entirety of Yas Forums. you've been successfully manipulated, tricked and mind fucked into believing globalist/chinese msm propaganda. you're niggers. you're stupid fucking niggers

>sips
based

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Don't worry fellow bong, we are just letting it spread so it kills all of the ethics. Then the new supreme white British race will rise from the ashes and found the second British empire. Free thots for every redcoat and a 1000 year British reich!

twitter.com/RTSinfo/status/1237329160395272192
Niggers are not immune, here a negress living in Switzerland describing the symptoms.

but in the USA
twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1237326176965844993

>polish 4 star general infected in Germany during a high level NATO meeting
RUSSIA PLS DON'T INVADE

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He's part of the MIGAtard twitterati like Cernovich

Literally Boomers. They were brainwashed into this weird mentality where working 60-80 hours a week for some jew is something to take pride in. Its why they complain about millenials so much because instead of working out lives away for Mr. Sheckleberg we want to actually have a life.

I go a vr headset, a lubricated automated masturbator and quality hentai for this happening.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know you're a shill, but I wonder what you will be saying when 10,000 have died and the number is steadily rising?

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Because this is a minor happening. If your area gets community spread, shit goes to hell for a couple of weeks and then calms down.

>get email from school
>we had students go to that AIPAC meeting
>aw sheit
>not closing the school tho
I'll post later on today to share what went wrong.

indeed, 60+ y/o MAI boomer, he met with over 120 people while he was infected but not confirmed. Expect the numbers to exponentially increase in the next couple of days. If we hit 100 in Bucharest, the city will be quarantined completely, nobody goes in nobody goes out. Best of luck user, take care of your old ones.

So fucking jealous of these Shitalians. Can't stand having to wait god knows how long till my cunt gets shut down.

He's just a stupid jew trying to save his buckarinos lel

dont get infected bros

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Why don't you buy a test?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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No, Coronavirus is not "rampaging across the planet."

No, Coronavirus will not cause a US recession.

Yes, as soon as it becomes public Coronavirus is abating, there will be a MASSIVE stock rally to NEW HIGHS.

Yes, China has stopped the virus from spreading in its nation.

Yes, you're going to lose in November.

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This is what I'm talking about. It's a fucking joke. Just the economic significance of all these people being out of work for extended periods is enough to not call it mild.

Those 80% are mild and moderate which includes both non-pneumonia and pneumonia cases. It just doesnt require hospitalization

Not very IMO...fever is the #1 symptom. I would think about doing the Vit C Linus Pauling method if I were you. Take 1 gram of Vit C per hour while drinking copious amounts of water. When you get diarrhea stop..that means your body has absorbed all the Vit C that it can. Resume in the morning.
CAUTION: Do not do this if you have the tendency to get kidney stones or have a family history of kidney stones.
That being said, this is cheap, easy, and IMO the most powerful non-pharmacologic regimen you can do. Guaifenesin (Mucinex) is really helpful too. I recently got over Type A flu with Vit C, Mucinex and snorting colloidal silver. The normal disease course is 5-6 days and I really shortened it. Only 2.5 days of fever. YMMV.

>polish 4 star general infected in Germany during a high level NATO meeting

Turkey is infecting everyone with Corona it seems.

You still have to handle the box and its safe to assume the pizza man is going door to door all day, so not really

it hasn't even begun yet

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Where is this?

Universities are not closed by the fucking government unless they become a danger themselves ( like a university becomes full of spreaders and infected ), otherwise Universities close only if they think it is necessary, without confirmed cases inside they won't close because teachers will lose money.

Gå och ät en hink med kukar din människolajvande crypto-babbe.

no, I am in London, most people dont care

Get tested anyway you retard
People like you are the reason why it's spreading so fast

I like that the Danish government is putting on their Big Boy pants now already.

>every region getting ready to deal with a huge influx of cases
>home guard activated to deal with the coming chaos
>calling in students and retirees to help with the healthcare burden
>government ready to spend $19 BILLION to keep companies afloat through the crisis
>ready to CANCEL TAXES to ensure liquidity

Feels good man.

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wewflu =/= nothingburger

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post big titty masked azns

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Nice, a tenga one?

>not being a degen and liking some knots...
user you need to coomsume more.

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Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=Pd5eMletX7I

>be Russia
>muh US Shale taking our market REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>increase production timed with coronavirus
>get clobbered by the Saudis
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/10/business/russia-us-shale-oil-putin-opec/index.html

Why are ruskies such seething little faggots kek
>tfw China's Coronoaweapon and Putin's Oil Jews combined still can't take down mighty Yankees

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WE ORGANIZED IN THIS SHIT WE DON'T LET IT DIE Y'ALL

NUMBER 1841. WAS HERE BEFORE IT STARTED.

still nothing burger?

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No clue who he is. After he dies the only thing hundreds of people will remember him for is saying inane things on twitter about a virus. Sad really.

>+26 (+17
china approaching 70% mortality rate kek

Italian prisons rn
twitter.com/ViDiPaola/status/1237390239393411073
this is fine.

Yeah, for real. If you're lucky, you can find a nice canned meat soup on sale for $2 or less. Cheapest when not on sale is $2.50, I believe. It's hard to stock up when 100 of anything is hundreds of dollars. I've eaten canned food for a long time so I had something to start with and add onto but cunts starting with nothing need to spend like $1000 to get enough shit. 1kg bag of milk powder is $10. It's tough being Australian.

Infected pajeet coomer

We don’t have them for sale. We have to go to the emergency room. I called the ER, they referred me to the COVID hotline. The hotline then told me to call my primary care physician. Currently waiting on a call back from his office. Took my temperature and I don’t have a fever. But the cough and breathing symptoms are pretty bad. And it’s a crazy coincidence if this isn’t corona

ummmmm can you post any proof of that allegation

Italy

this is why i hate retarded normies

for example in Ireland we have 24 'confirmed' cases of a disease with an R0 of at least 4 (some say higher), this means that there's likely to be AT LEAST 100 cases at the moment, its likely to be a lot more.

From those 100 we can expect that in a couple of weeks it will be 400 (this is roughly where the UK is now), and from there it goes on an unstoppable climb until we reach Italy level.

Fucking retards, I'm glad I got my P3 and N99 masks, the retards here blindly follow the government who tell them that 'face masks (see: surgical masks) don't work so therefore you shouldn't by respirators designed to filter out virus particles.

>government ready to spend $19 BILLION to keep companies afloat through the crisis
how does that "feel good"
you are literally bailing out companies with your own money top kek

BREAKING NEWS

>Testing positive after being declared clear of the infection: a 31-year-old evacuee from the Diamond Princess cruise ship was first infected on Feb 18 while aboard, but later appeared to have recovered and tested negative on March 4 and 6 in Japan before returning to Hong Kong on March 7. On March 9, she was found to be still infected.

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Isn't that the problem?

I have been using 2g every 2 hours or so and have not had any major issues. I also have 60x1g packets of liposomal for an emergency

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Hmm I dunno desu. I guess they are going off your ability to function but mild is different for everyone. Rn my sinuses are stuffed and I'm already having breathing issues, imagine if I get this rn. I'm fucked lol.

Checked

Checking. So fast in fact that no one will notice that I want to suckle Rashida Tlaib's monster tigger nitties.

Not everyone has a god damn commercial pizza oven in their kitchen you fucking moron. A regular household oven doesn't make a good pizza.

Thanks user

Why are people stockpiling toilet paper?Just buy some sponges lmfao

theres a flood of infiltrators here today.
Look at the speed of new threads.
its to keep interesting shit being read.

The world is sick, the pandemic is the cure.
Mankind long enough enjoyed blissfull ignorance of true catastrophies and world wide agony.
So yeah, fuck this gay earth I just want to see it happening while leaning back drinking chocolate milk in my basement.
This is the best entertainment and joy I witnessed in my life, it truly is something I hoped for years.

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Anything short of needing supplemental oxygen

Most recent cases:
UK: 54 cases 3 deaths
Denmark: 66 cases
Germany: 88 cases
Netherlands: 61 cases 1 death
Spain: 415 cases and 5 deaths

Probably don't have it, fever is #1 symptom

>shitting up the entirety of Yas Forums
???????????????

> manipulated, tricked and mind fucked into believing globalist/chinese msm
the media downplays at every opportunity tho

>HURR DURR ITS A NOTHING BURGER UNLESS EVERYONE DIES AT THE SAME TIME

Well considering their candidates i don't think they were ever going to win in November. People act like trump has this massive following when in reality people are just voting for the guy who ISN'T running on removing your rights...

I still have no clue why we have not activated our national guard

Avoid Alava and the city of Vitoria, they are already scared about not being able to leave. Madrid is definitely a bad idea too.

As for a full country-wide lockdown, still not happening, but seeing how we reached #5 today, it may be difficult to fly back home.

they will announce it tomorrow, all universities will be closed (have the info from a friend that works at UNIBUC). More cases will be confirmed tomorrow in Bucharest, also apparently there are news that 3 men have already died in hospital but the authorities are not pushing the information forward because it would panic the population. Watch the news tonight and tomorrow.

Italy's numbers arrive in 2 hours, prediction: 11097 cases and 672 deaths. Also

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quintessentially British

>bailing out companies
Bailing out workplaces. People need jobs. If they don't bail out these companies, tonnes of people are gonna lose their jobs, which will crash the economy completely.

Why is no one talking about this???
archive.is/XBzpd
archive.is/XBzpd
archive.is/XBzpd

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I have small coofs across the whole year because of weak allergical response. And I have about three respiratory infections which are easily beaten in one week. So dont get too hasty with corona predictions

Getting some mixed signals here.

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Why did the Jews create this virus?

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
Whatsapp voice msg recordings of doctors in Italy

>huge spike in hospital admission in 10 days
>young people need ventilators

yep
in sars our hospital use too strong drug to stop the fatal CRS, many patient disabled by it
for sars2(covid19),another problem has come.some person lose high percentage lung,so maybe in lifetime they can't run or in gym.

I'd say you're already dead.

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Can somebody link me to a source with current mortality rate?

last guy that says that, drop dead in the next day.
Definately NOT JUST A FLU.

>tmw china finds cure
>tmw world asks to gib cure
>tmw china says "no"
>tmw ww3 starts

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Here's a fucking live webcam of a new emergency hospital in Wuhan.

youtu.be/Tf-4zQADLS8

Spoke the other elevated human from Scandonavia.

Truth is these guys are more anxious then anyone else, and think they're safe in there little bubbles with guns, but when there families discover they have said bubble they'll flock into them.

Hope you guys are ready for summer with the family for 6 months nerds.

you're corn flakes are over.

>Why did the Jews create this virus?
Chinks created it.

With meditation I got rid of my flue in less than 30 minutes.

Is this getting worse or is it slowing down, I really do need an honest answer since I'm about to send my application off to trade school and it looks like not a single person in any government is being honest about this

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twitter.com/RFIAfrique/status/1237383484768845830
First case in Congo, a negress who came back from Belgium.

This is because the tests are more sensitive now, they literally explained that in the picture you posted, Tuukka.

You never know user, you just might get that chance with how things are going.

>Shit
check

>apparently there are news that 3 men have already died in hospital but the authorities are not pushing the information forward because it would panic the population.
Where are you getting these news from? From your friend or other sources?

Don't worry someone in previous thread today said they had collated all these threads into some sort of document. Sad as fuck but some of this is interesting to document.

A coofer may or may not have sneezed or coofed on your pizza. If you're suicidal, go for it. Delivery is completely fucked. These people are going from home to home and are guaranteed to get infected.

I just removed the dildo from the fuck machine and put a fake vagina on it. It works pretty well desu. I can also switch it up when I watch the futa if ya know what I mean.

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Oh shit

just hope it really ravages us hard enough, if we barely make it through, life will become hell on earth and every western nation will rule like china does right now.

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2% across the board with everyone, only 45-60 and above have huge fatality rate. feels good to be a zoomer

Why are you americunts so fucking negative and annoying? its like your heads are overloaded with stress and anger constantly, relax yourself for fuck sakes

I fear we are more concerned with making it look like there is no problem than reacting to a problem. California is a good example, they supposedly have less than 50 cases iirc. Yet some poor faggot just got back from vacation in California and just got diagnosed with corona chan so......

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Lives on surfaces for like 9 days.

where is that
>niggers cant get infected
poster

dvidshub.net/news/364633/land-force-commanders-allied-nato-and-partner-nations-meet-discuss-defender-europe-20
>Land Force Commanders from allied NATO and partner nations met to discuss the execution of DEFENDER-Europe 20 during a conference held today at the Headquarters of the U.S. Army in Europe.

>Twenty-four senior military representatives from NATO, the European Union, Belgium, Canada, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Georgia, Great Britain, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, the Netherlands, Poland, Spain, Romania and the United States participated.
Turkey wasn't present there, the Italian commander is suspected

Mild just means you aren't hospitalized

we're just havin' fun, faggot

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>implying im supposed to feel empathy to gay ass europeans who forgot how to boil water and believe KFC chicken grows on trees, or sub-zero IQ mutts that blame my nation in every possible thing from election of Trump to implementation of Corona-chan, or jews who are to blame for everything mentioned above
Thanks but no. I want to sit and watch the world burn, i will laugh as subhumans that hate me and my kind will die, and it will be comfy.
I'll only be sad if there will be too much deaths in Latin America, compared to rest of the world they are good guys.

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Im supposed to be going to Bilbao in the Basque Country and they just closed their schools

Bill Gates funded it. Was made in Canadian lab. But China had spies and Canada and went full retard, stole a BIOWEAPON, then failed to contain it properly.

So now, lol, even the richfags that planned to have immunity are fucked.

Italy just went on shutdown. If numbers don’t level off in 2 weeks, then we know quarantine doesn’t work, because people don’t like being quarantined.

>quality hentai
Names?

NOW THEY UPGRADE IT TO "HIGH RISK OF SPREADING IN SWEDEN"?! FUCK FOLKHÄLSOMYNDIGHETEN (Basically our version of CDC) AND FUCK THIS RETARDED GOVERNMENT. I fucking hate this nation traitor government so damn much. We knew that this shit would happen back in January. Had this cuck traitor goverment severely limited passenger travel back then, we would be fine. But no.

folkhälsomyndigheten.se is also super super slow. Our 1177 number is completely fucking useless (bunch of old hags with zero knowledge). People are coofin hard in Cuckholm. Boomers and Early Gen X are doing what they do best: Deny deny deny deny.

Predicting a complete clusterfuck within the next two-three weeks.
When you get your salary. Prep hard if you have not already, we still have time to prep this month but time is running out. It is imperative that any swede user start prepping hard, you only got until 31th. After that all hell breaks loose if this development and spread continues.

FUCK YOU LÖFVEN. GET FUCKED BY A GOAT YOU TRAITOR!

>for a couple of week
jesus fuck, are all canadians this buttfuck stupid?

OH GOD YES

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If this is some type of bioweapon with an unknown purpose or target, what needs to be talked about is the ethnic genetic backgrounds that are getting infected with it and also those that are actually dying from it.

It's very concerning to everyone, but the panic will make any response harder than it should be because the public is just a bunch of dumb sheep most of the time.

Corona isn't going to stop the internet, electricity or running water.

Because fuck you that's why.

get a pizza stone and it's comparable

sami bag pula :DDDD

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>rest of the world
bunker up
>The french
Pic related

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Considering this virus targets the lower lungs mostly, I'm thinking the mild cases just get some fever and a dry cough that gradually subsides, but does not turn into full-blown pneumonia. That's why people are still able to work and travel while spreading it. Whereas, compared to seasonal flu, when your temp goes over 101 you are too sick to do anything.

says the annoying autistic bong faggot. you kids are the biggest cancer on Yas Forums

yeah, it is..

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>Turkey wasn't present there, the Italian commander is suspected

Turkey has been meeting with NATO fairly recently.

I don't know a single boomer who worked 60-80 hours. My mother was a college professor who got 4 months off a year, my mother in law took huge work absences pushing out kids by two different men and being a junkie and losing her nursing liscience, father in law killed himself with drugs. Have an in law with a cushy govie job and takes 6 weeks off a year. But yeah, they want us to work 60-80 hours to buy their precious 50 year old 4 bedroom house at $750,000

I love Rina

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Don't test. It's much more likely you will really get infected by a medical worker than that you actually have it now.

i'll copy paste the message i got from a trustworthy friend. You don't have to believe me, I have doubts about this as well, just watch the news tonight and tomorrow.

>"Dragilor, din surse destul de sigure avem deja 3 decese in Romania dar nu se anunță pentru a nu panica mai mult populația"
>"Dap, este o prietenă doctoriță care nu are motive să mintă în situația asta"
>"Ea era destul de speriată și ea pt că susține că niciunul din ei nu aveam probleme medicale înainte"

Apparently they don't want to announce it because all the men that died ha no previous medical condition.

Nice source you've got there, faggot.

this guy is the definition of boomerard......i guess he doesn't know how exponential growth works...

Get over here, polyak

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Based

Time to take the mitchellpill /cvg/

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are you using vrsex simulator or something?

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>hymen beings
These don't exist anymore, user. All females nowadays are filthy whores.

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>7.7 billion humans
>Only 120,547 cases
>But somehow it managed to reach 115 countries
How the hell is this possible? What are the chances that people who travel to another country have the virus?
How the fuck are there 17 cases in my country?
It is too obvious that the power of reach of this virus is intentional

What state? They probably won't even test you

Lol. What do people think will happen. Vaccine magically comes out in April and everything is fine? Nope. It's a slow collapse from here. Supply shortages, job losses, rampant crime. There's no magic fix.

What if they had cure all this time, it was controlled spread, now its over on their side. Now they could have upper hand.

Only pill that cunt is taking is viagra

Don´t come here user, in some days all fly from /to Spain will be suspended, cases still keep up here.

Thats not much of an increase desu

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you heat up the pizza stone and then when you put the pizza on the stone will discharge its heat
the second pizza you will start to notice a huge drop in speed because the stone will have lost its energy
depending on the stone thickness ofc
you can let it recharge a bit before you put in another pizza to help combat this

you want the pizza to be in as short as possible, long enough for the dough to finish and short enough as not to burn and tarnish the ingredients

you can get a really good result

Quarantine in everything but name is incoming into Seattle.
Lets have a roll!

youtu.be/a8xvpo5WVlo?t=151

kiro7.com/news/local/gov-inslee-considering-mandatory-measures-combat-coronavirus/QO4YWHGEL5CDZGBYG7YOMUXSFI/

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The secret is to get infected asap, before it mutates into super airborne aids.

i want to find out how many times i can punch him in the face until my hand breaks

My local food bank is asking for donations so poor people who don't work can get food during a possible quarantine. The food bank is partially run by the city government, but there is no official notice of quarantine yet

dow in freefall looks like those futures didn’t help
almost red again

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The French Minister of Culture (Who's black) got infected but she's doing totally fine.

Whitoids btfo as usual

Then explain why infections are going down globally, especially in South Korea?

>...actually they are lying, and everyone in South Korea is actually a flesh-eating zombie right now!!

Have some sense. Italy already had less deaths than the last report, we'll see how today goes. If there are less deaths in Italy today than were reported yesterday, do 100 push-ups as penance. If there are more, I will do 100.

ENRAGED SWEDE
GOOD TO SEE

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Yeah, no biggie, just don't have a grandparent in a nursing home, work a job that can't be worked from home, have any pre-existing health conditions, or need to use the hospital for any reason. lol

pls think about my stockerinos

wtf i like vietnam now.

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>Corona isn't going to stop the internet, electricity or running water.

No, people not showing up for work will stop those things.

Probably different lifestyles cause I know a shitload of them. Mostly blue collar and farmers though.

>wearing a mask with a beard

I hate normies and their incompetence.

stuff on animeidhentai

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Oh wow that's really interesting

I guess so.
I doesn't kill everyone after all.

>tons of videos of patients and hospitals from closed communist china
>not a single one from europe

how is this possible? do italians not have phones? where are the videos of people dying etc? the chaos of the hospitals that is being reported?

it's almost like it's all a hoax....

Any news oa boutthat 50cent army?

tell me about the automatic masturbator

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