/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1840

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The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

We can use the growth factor of 1.2 (observed in i.e. Italy) to compute the number of days until the number of infections exceeds the number of IC beds.
This growth factor is reasonable since most EU countries have comparable population densities and infrastructure.

# days = CEIL((log(# IC beds * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(# infections))/log(growth factor))

I compute the following:
d00 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 0% of beds are taken
d50 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 50% of beds are taken
d75 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 75% of beds are taken
d90 - number of days until medical system overrun GIVEN 90% of beds are taken

Note that d00 is the most optimistic scenario, and very unrealistic. Most countries have a shortage of IC beds on a normal day, especially in urban areas.
In the Netherlands d90 is more realistic. Friends who work in the medical sector have told me this. You can decide for yourself which estimate you find most reasonable.

(updated list march 10 2020)

Country (#beds / #infections)
>d90/d75/d50/d00

Italy (9172/8000)
>0 / 5 / 9 / 12 (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Switzerland (374/ 1000)
>6 / 11 / 15 / 19
Sweden (248/700)
>6 / 11 / 15 / 19
Spain (1209/8000)
>9 / 14 / 18 / 22
Netherlands (321/ 2056)
>11 / 16 / 20 / 23
France (1073/5000)
>11 / 16 / 20 / 23
Belgium (239/2000)
>12 / 17 / 21 / 25
UK (321/5000)
>16 / 21 / 24 / 28
Germany (1176/25000)
>17 / 22 / 26 / 30
Luxembourg (3/200)
>24 / 29 / 32 / 36

I will keep updating these numbers.
If you have any comments on how to make this data more insightful please let me know.
Thank you.

Here's your Italy footage, /cvg/
Near Naples

i.imgur.com/Twda2fR.mp4

i.imgur.com/Twda2fR.mp4

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Thought it was a task manager screenshot

th-they’re just on lunch break. right bros? all healthy and recovered...

It's fucking ogre now

youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ

>116399 infected
>4091 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Lol 4,091, for how many days it is 4,091

>Spain spiraling out of control
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT THIS TO BE OVER, I WANNA GET OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i dont feel okay bros.

one nose hole is clogged, one of my livers are in physical pain, i am tired and i am in short breath. the only symptom i dont have is coughing. what the hell to i do

Corona starting in China was the worse possible thing, not only because of how it made it spread globally but also because of the panic/fear it created.

Also I really think that Corona provides an opportunity for the world to unite in the face of a true threat to everyone. Whatever your race or religion, Corona doesn't care about those petty things.

Global crisis's such as Corona do a great job at putting things into perspective about how much we take for granted and how many things are only temporary.

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>15+ svhost.exe
>what do, /g/?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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Havent had any success talking to internet people about this.

Are they all bots?

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Scary, but at least it isnt china tier scary, at least we are still human

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Came back from Japan already?

i feel so tired that sleeping takes too much energy

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Ey, Romanian hombres, our wet sock of a president, Kraut Jewhannis, will hold a press conference at 18:00.

Wuhan has become a nothingburger.

Basque country is really, really fucked and people still denying it

>i-it's a weekend bro

There is no way this came from bats. Bats are a staple in certain parts of Indonesia and there are never any viruses coming from there.

Also, why is it always China that's responsible for these fucking things? India has piss poor hygiene, too, and you don't see crazy viruses. Is it because they're mostly vegetarian?

>abandons his son
lmao

RIP

>one of my livers
>egypt

I was disgusted until i realized it's a literal monkey typing

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just the now global chinese goverment issued backdoor ignore it

hey can someone of you tell me the differences between coronachan (covid19) and the MERS-cov? they seem pretty similar but mers didn't spread like coronachan, why is that? also which one is more dedly?

So fucked, nowhere to run or hide.

well, only Teruel lmao

on here you mean? threads are moving too quick. there’s 2+ generals at any given time

Which one? There's like 5 up now

Just sit outside and eat a banana

Good shit Nederbro. But you should account for auxillary beds, such as those we plan to occupy in nursing homes. They also have supplies such as oxygen and ventilation equipment for emergencies. The real hard cap comes after overflow capacity is filled, so maybe look into the official playbook if you want to get a better estimate?

how risky is transmission via public transport? should i start driving into the city for work?

Will Spain even go into quarantine like Italy?

We will all unite on hating china
Not like we werent doing that already
Anyways, nuke china, sink their ships and steal the cargo, burn every chinese satellite to atoms in the atmosphere, send them to the stone age and make them stay there

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>teruel
lmao there is like 0 people there

>avalanche
>near you
>controlled
>left his woman and child behind

How the fuck men like him manage to breed and I can't even hold someone's hands?

is this read?

Arrived today. We are fucked.

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Today seems not as crazy as yesterday, or is it just me?

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>expected infected this year: 80 million
>expected dead this year: 1 million
small burger

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yeah dude one of my stomachs is feeling upset too I don't know what to do

Fuckin Italians.

its man made and accidentally/intentionally leaked. calling it. yes, gimme a tinfoil hat

>t. glownigger

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Travel to Israel.

hope they all die

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Literally. No life, no movement, completely empty bun.

Twitter, youtube, email

>that killed/recovered ratio in US
BASED.
Corona-chan really hates niggers.

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Corona will be in every single country at some point in the future. Maybe it already is.

All countries should take note of who helps them during this crisis and who doesn't. A good indicator of who your friends are and who your enemies are or who will be coming your friends and who will become your enemies.

I hope everything cancels here and never starts again. Teachers in universities voted against closing them because they don't want to lose money LUL

normies, man. they are pretty much npc-s

globohomo CIA nigger

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the only riskier thing you could do is go to the infectious diseases ward in a hospital

lurk more faggot

I've read about this movie, is it any good?

Digits are my chances of survival

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Got myself some prime pandemic headwear.

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Irish Nurse here, i'm a lad, before you assume. This shite is really bad, it's not old people here at all. Without betraying patient confidentiality other than age, all the folks with it are 20 to i'd say 35 and 2 are in the ICU, both 20's. As a medical professional I tend not to buy into conspiracies, but this virus was almost certainly created.

actually zero nigger deaths, zero indian deaths, and zero j*w deaths too

Reminds me of the /k/ meetup in PA where some fag blew 7 guys while the girls were hiding in their tents.

>40% need hospitalization
>Nobody is freaking the fuck out over this
Some user posted it the last thread.

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Boys i started having a sore throat, i'll have a social event in 3 hours, and i have a 2 degree separation from a confirmed case that i know of. It's a long shot but should i stay home? This would be my last chance to do some badly needed socializing ffs, i don't want to jump at shadows.

Men like that survive by just moving on to the next poor victim of their crimes. He survives and goes on to impregnate another woman. Eventually his genetics make it. Shotgun blast, you'll eventually hit your target.

Real?
It's from Force Majeure, great movie

>UK +52

>The Department of Health says a total of 373 people in the UK have tested positive for COVID-19 coronavirus and six patients who tested positive have died

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1237384103495897088?s=20

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

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perfect analogy

BREAKING NEWS
>Bno newsroom is breaking the news again

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been here since january nigger but now i can't find much

Someone tell me how Korean girls are handling this virus. Webm related is how they want their women to look.

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>one of my livers
Ayy lmao

Ayyy what the fuck, really? I don't even know what to say to that. That's legit fucking insane.

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They are just working very hard inside buildings to make up for their lost work!

How's putin reacting to all of this ?
I've hear he shutdown the borders with china, but that's old news.. Tell me dimitri.

Why are you guys advising me to buy more water?
Itll be one of the last things to go and i always boil it before drinking so no way to contract virus

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STAY AWAY FROM EBOLA, CORONA
STOP BITCH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

where you situated?

My last 3 digits are the chances I survive, over 100 are the chances I will kill someone

Are exports still coming out of italy???

>he no longer wants the happening
low test

Depends on the country you speak to, panic is setting in on most southern european countries, the burgers are prepping and the chinese are fucking dead
You wont get much more than "wash your hands" and "just a flu" from most people. From the rest, you will get muffled panic and despair at the still growing shitstorm

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Summerkeks.....

who will become*

Modern society is so fragile. Most of the population isn't self sufficient and they have the expectation/dependency on the grocery stores being fully stocked every day.

hard to think straight when you have the Kung Flu

First case in the Congo!!

Post your preps lads, want to get a feel for the mood. No pictures needed, just greentext lists

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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What is self-censorship

So true, I live into the deep Teruel, from 5pm, you wont see anyone. Like ghost towns lmao.

So 15-20 minutes walking and you will be totally alone.

Who is Dr. Congo?

Just in case, you can go more than a week without food, you can't last more than two days without water

VERY BAD COOFERS IN CDC HEARING

youtube.com/watch?v=CIJMhZX6PcY

>40% need hospitalization
Post link to the source nigger

MEGA BASED

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You are just tired bro, go sleep. You could actually just be super dehydrated.

>/k/-meet up not nuggetfest
>(((WOMEN)))
>TENTS

GIT OUT RETARD.

pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Anyone watching the CDC director testimony live? There is someone coughing like he is dying

Why contain it

Why are the numbers so different in Italy and worst korea?

DELET THIS

IT'S SUPPOSED TO DIE IN HOT CLIMATES

Those fuckers should just accept it and close the universities. Airlines in Europe have canceled all their flights and are laying off people too.

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Post your supplies
Here are mine, r8 h8 masturb8

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Guys I'm pretty sure I'm infected. Any other anons had this shit? What can I look forward to?

>been here since january
lol newfag kike
"Hello fellow 4channers!"

>AAAAAA
5 "A"s too many user.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Thailand 53
This can't be real.
It has to be in the 1000s by now.

make it less obvious jimmy, i can write more credible stuff yall should hire me

Wuhan is still in lockdown. It will be until they eradicate the virus in the city which will take a couple more weeks. The picture is how infected cities are supposed to look if you don't want Corona to burn thorugh your population. Meanwhile """locked down""" Milan.
I swear, you people will screech "China is lying" even as your own lungs fill with liquid.

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Reminder that the Ebola outbreak is officially over
archive.is/DlQpQ

Good enough I guess

Sorry meant to reply to
Read this UK-bro
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

care to link all 5 i only see 2

No one on Yas Forums goes outside. You're the first. Tell us how it goes.

9/10
[spoiler]Like your looks[/spoiler]

Yes the gov can only close down up to highschool, universities need to close themselves down when they think it is necessary, right now they don't want to close them because they don't want to lose money, I think when they will get some confirmed cases they will cancel shit for like 5 days.

Horror of the situation and lies aside, i really like that centerpiece in the roundabout, it's really quite lovely without all the chinks and pollution.

Call your GP at once. You will be transported to an isolation ward depending on your results. I am a Nurse. Call now, this virus is far worse than officals are saying.

i got tested today and i have to isolate myself for 48 hours until the results get done so any of u ausfags if u wanna get off work or uni simply get tested

Something about responsibility? Idk. Then again they are still saying it's just the flu so fuck em, you're right.

>Iran +881

Very nice. Impressive.

Vape oils made in....CHINA !

>southern european countries
because you're shitskin retards

>the burgers are prepping
no we're not

>the chinese are fucking dead
no they aren't

corona panic is msm induced hysteria. if you believe any of this shit you have to go back

stop talking about virus. we will fuck u up you scared white gwailo scum

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>apples and eggs not refrigerated

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>CDC is overprepared

That's a joke, right?

if you dont belive that the water lines will get shut down then at least buy shelf stable milk and beer, you can live of those and they can be usefull tradegoods or just used up.

How much of the worlds production is in China?. How much of that is medicine and things like that?.

Even if Corona doesn't kill everyone directly, it will cause so many indirect deaths.

Where the hell is everyone's priorities?. The world needs to get production set up outside of China right now or the longer the Corona panic occurs the less critical supplies/goods production is going to happen.

Sorted by Cases per million we’re still doing okay here

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>one of my livers

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$0.02 deposited.

forever.

china did lie which is why our lungs will fill up with gray water

That's a good point. Can you refer me to source material that I can read on that? I'll scan the RIVM website in the mean time.

Maybe... Madrid seems to be entering the panic and some measures have been taken, but not enough in the slightest.
I doubt we can do shit by now, we have to bare the storm and reinforce the health services to max

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Here is the link for the schools list from last thread. Took forever to archive (Its the Clinton News Network)

archive.vn/TpXWl

Get a trip (read ID) or PGP key with which to validate your messages from now on

It's some retarded modern art swirl. Zero soul, zero character. Just a fucking random swirl.

winrar will fix it

look at this mongrel

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WHAT THE FUCK BROS

>Coronavirus, towards alternative measures to free cells
The Surveillance Court of Milan, meanwhile, has taken steps to "free" prisons "as much as possible" following the Coronavirus emergency and given the problem of overcrowding has initiated "agreements with the Sert (the service against drug addiction) to to strengthen the therapeutic assignments.

milano.repubblica.it/cronaca/2020/03/10/news/coronavirus_milano_pm_apre_inchiesta_su_rivolta_detenuti_san_vittore-250830559/

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lurk more memeflaggot.

>get in the corona cube

Nah I'm good thanks.

are you a facebook bot?

No, it's shit. That's basically the entire movie right there. The rest is just his wife hating on him for being a coward. There was minimal damage from the avalanche, and no one died or anything. So he just looked like an ultra stupid coward who basically made his family stay to watch, and then abandoned him. The whole rest of the movie is him being self conscious about being a coward, and his marriage dissolving.

This is what I was referring to. Someone WebM it

why you buying The most expensive water and bean possible? Why are you buying shitty semi-water juice? Why only 10kg of rice?

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Where can I look at live footage of Italy and China?

Get those eggs out of the sunlight

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Based.

The Official Story So Far
>Ladies and gentlemen the press conference will now begin. Here's all the information we have at this time :
>A snake with a snake virus was eaten by a bat.
>The bat mutated the snake virus into batsnake virus.
>Chinese man who coincidentally lives next to the only level 4 bio-weapons factory in China happens to eat the only bat with batsnake virus.
>By some as yet unexplained magic, the super-mutated, super-deadly batsnake virus made the inter-species jump to humans to become the manbatsnake virus. Probably through the well known "bat soup" theory of virology.
>Virus just happens to have an almost unprecedented four changed amino acids, but please don't ask about that.
>It only kills the elderly and the infirm. Except when it kills other people who aren't elderly or infirm like the Chinese doctor who coincidentally tried to warn everybody.
>It only kills 0.1% or 5% or 3.2% or 10% or something. We can be absolutely sure that the number is somewhere between 0 and 100%
>There's no need to prepare. There will be no shortages. Except for all the shortages that there are.
>Keep sending kids to school. School is completely safe until we decide to shut all the schools down for being unsafe.
>The best way to stop the manbatsnake virus (that definitely isn't a bio-weapon) is to "wash your hands while singing the national anthem"
>Twice
>We are still in the "containment" phase (phase 1). Except sometimes we're in the "delay" phase (phase 2) or the "quarantine entire EU countries" phase (phase [shrugs]).
>Shutting the borders wouldn't have worked you big racist. Something something GDP.
>Also racism is worse than manbatsnake
>Also self preservation is racism. Not letting Chinese people coof on you is racist.
>Car crashes caused by climate change kill far more people with the flu every second of every day.
>Don't wear a mask because masks don't work. Which is why a mask shortage would be bad.
>Orange man bad
How am I doing? Feel free to add more.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know but people have been saying Wuhan is back to normal

At least your other liver is still OK!

nah man we moved on to
>it dies in hot and very humid climates
hot just dosent cut it

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

What Spanish audio are you talking about? Are there gypsies in Spain?

also its not that hot in spain rn

Spain isn't doing enough
>Government prohibits direct flights from Italy to Spain
You need to start quarantining cities too.

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How bad is the situation in Italy with the lockdown ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Any broers have any idea of when we'll get to Italian levels of chaos? I am stocked up on food, medicine and cleaning supplies for a month. All I need (want) now is a stash of booze and weed. Not stashing any water because it's not like the pipes will suddenly shut off. If shtf I have dozens of bottles I can fill from the tap. I work from home anyway so I am pretty excited.

Unironically whiter than you, Jamal
Go shill somewhere else

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>not buying dried beans and lentils from your local pajeet store

Fucking idiots. You don't even have to cook them. Just sprout them and they become edible and even more nutritious.

Any theories on why worst korea and Italy have such different death rates?
Are the koreans hiding their true numbers?
Are the Italians really just that weak?
Are they different strains?
What's going on?
Diamond princess numbers are looking fine.
It's all so confusing.

Satan please stop Corona-chan she's too powerful

>/K/
>rampant faggotry
I am wholly unsurprised

Well we tested like 30k chink students right after we closed borders, and apparently we're testing now everyone with pneumonia symptoms. There's russian nurse in these threads, she could tell you more.
Also OMON raided some apartments in Moscow looking for infected after Italy exploded and imported infected here.
We fucked up badly with tracking the possible infected coming from Italy, i believe there's community spread going already in Moscow.

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>Italian flag
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>7 cases in my province
How long do you bros think before SHTF here?
I dont get paid until Friday so I cant stock up until then.
Also some advice for other Alberta anons:
Shop at Safeway, it's a little more expensive but their stores are pretty desolate. All the normie go to Walmart and Superstore. Sobeys isnt bad either but definitely Safeway.

Original translator here, he's referring to these:
vocaroo.com/3QKkPr0D6HU
vocaroo.com/mzslb05GIHu
vocaroo.com/noBCLYHK7QU
vocaroo.com/14c8Xur21Ez

IRAN 2.0
PLEASE STOP COMING TO ARGENTINA THANKS

>What Spanish audio are you talking about? Are there gypsies in Spain?

Yes, a few million

>The rest is just his wife hating on him for being a coward. There was minimal damage from the avalanche, and no one died or anything. So he just looked like an ultra stupid coward who basically made his family stay to watch, and then abandoned him
would've made a nice george costanza plot

Looks like you got lost on your way to twitter bill

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Culture and Labour french ministers have been coroned.

>Its going to be straight up Arkham City is some places as they free the prison populations who win to take over and loot as they outnumber the police

Whoever it watching this movie must the thinking the authorities are retarded.

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>Italy
dunno

China?
youtu.be/Tf-4zQADLS8

BREAKING!!!
Flu has been eradicated, and pnuemonia has been also.... THANKS YOU CORONACHAN.

is there a cdc presser going on?

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He's not the doctor we deserve to save us from Coronachan, he's the doctor we need to save us from Coronachan

60% of the population of Ireland is projected to be infected

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Still safe here

Germany, america, uk

They simply cope their way out of any validated fact

It's unironically ramping up. Market normies are coping.

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH MEEEEE

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based franco for being the only european leader who didnt gas the gypos amirite?

hopefully because italy has multiple times more cases who arent being picked up in testing due to mildness
OR the contested 2 strains reporting is real and italy got unlucky

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We really need to dry up the chinese factory economy
We must have a new industrial revolution, making obsolete the chinese factory model of overwhelming quantity of workers, mechanising it more and moving to local production to cut on transport costs

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>Are there gypsies in Spain?
A lot of them, its a plague user, if you turn on the tv, everytime there is a gipsy asking for money

/cvg/ btfo

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Wuhan, supposed to be a city of 11 million. CCP said that there are only a "few thousand" deaths in China. What happened to the other million inhabitants?

i dont wanna be an extra in this shitty movies bros

what the fuck is that thing!?

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Canada has ignored this more than any other nation i think, so god only knows what it's going to look like there. you might be able to retake vancouver this year though.

>Spain 1,646 (35)
We are going to steal the top 3 position to South Korea at this rate

>projected
*YAAAAAAAAWN*

True, so bad that we´ll wait until wh have 3K+ cases to get isolated.

And is escalating really quick.

We need to cancel massive people acts, like Fallas, Holy Week and every act that unite people, whatever was.

But until this can´t be stopped, we´ll be quarentined. So bad governments here...

You're right. Globally, it's slowing down. I'm very curious what the numbers in Italy will be today. Praying for the best.

1606 (30) in France, +194

ONE SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

Thot pratrolled

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Spain likely next to fall, borders remain open?
My money is on UK or Germany next down the line.

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I bet he didn't buy enough toilet paper.

Yeah people and experts and goverment officials are also quoting CCP numbers.

Well at least those that fit their agenda

THIS..
Even Dollar stores carry shelf stable milk these days.
You'd be amazed just how many from scratch recipes require milk. ex.: Mashed potatoes

Gypsies are spreading corona purposly.
>Audios from Spain Hospital
>vocaroo.com/noBCLYHK7QU
>vocaroo.com/14c8Xur21Ez

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People are dumb as usual, not following the new rules and still going to bars and pubs pretending nothing is happening

>60%
we’re still in “its just a flu, lad. wash ur hands” phase. i was on the bus today and it was still pretty busy in cork.

>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
Any Italian anons can confirm these?

>60% of the population of Ireland
Wew. The foreigners might go home finally.

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10 cases here

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>Italy was slammed the hardest in europe because of tourism
I don't even want to think about how bad the real cases are in Egypt. Probably tens of thousands, we do not have those test kits though so we only have two but that's a bullshit number.

one of our world leaders.

youtube.com/watch?v=ph1vpnYIxJk
>Hotel Flu
hehehehe
skylinewebcams.com/it/webcam/italia/lombardia/milano/duomo-milano.html

thanks man. real eerie.

Totally man, was reading an article about some kids that were exposed to the virus and the response was "JUST A FLU BRO LOL NO RISK HERE"
Everyone thinks it's nothing, I'm really hoping it doesnt get bad in a week so I can prepare.

>We must have a new industrial revolution, making obsolete the chinese factory model of overwhelming quantity of workers, mechanising it more and moving to local production to cut on transport costs

I agree with that. That has far bigger importance.

You're trusting the man who married Grimes

next is USA burger.

Still open, not for Italy only.

>Posted from my Iron Man tier hazmat suit in my underground super bunkers hot tub

> implying chinese numbers are viable
Look at fucking italy. Because they are quite vocal, we see the effects are, what we predicted, devastating. Most likely in China we had already over a hundred thousand dead.

Koreans run 10k tests daily so they also get asymptomatic people or people with mild symptoms in their numbers.

Listen to boomer doc explain it:
youtube.com/watch?v=FZV9z0RVhy4

>tfw remote working for 15 days
Fucking BASED.
Two weeks of free videogames and cuddling with my gf while I reply to some emails from time to time.
I love you corona-chan, thanks for coming

No one's talking to you Albania.

Nothing the 500 creamation trucks couldnt handle.

>China
>has no prior knowledge of the virus' infectivity or severity
>outbreak starts in late November
>4 weeks later first mystery pneumonia is detected due to China's SARS monitoring protocols
>1 week later WHO is notified
>2 weeks later the largest quarantine in history of mankind is enacted to stop the spread of the disease
>US of A
>notified that there is a novel virus spreading
>fails to trace close contacts of patient zero in Washington in mid January
>6 weeks later people are dying and they still don't have testing online
>sportsball events and political campaigns are not cancelled
>POTUS says that he has a hunch that it's just a bad cold

Chink lies delayed the response by a week or two at max. We would all already be fucking dead if it started in a third world shithole or America because they wouldn't even know what's happening until half a year later.

its 8 degrees here idiot

Yeah, you stupid fucking Mars roach nigger.

But you just did

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Gypsies are a plague, there are a few enclaves in madrid and they are armed to the teeth with illegal firearms and respect no law
We should take the opportunity to stealthilty torch them all and shoot them while they run

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Wait, are dessert the most safe places right now? Aren't dessert completely sterile ?

How come Germans and South Koreans are barely dying?

It's like Wuhan back in January.

Whoever runs nothingburger.today should slap this on there. This is good stuff.

Does anyone have the graph of italy's confirmed cases, compared to UK, Spain, Germany etc? to calculate how far behind we are by comparison.

give your supplies goy, we need it for pregnant women

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I’m so sick. Fuck you user. Fuck this virus. Fuck everything. I don’t want to die.

I could go for some ice cream

Now that this shit is in Quebec; does anyone have any recommendations as far as types of masks to buy?

mid-atlantic
one of our infected came from turkey which still hasn't released any test data
traffic on the biway i live on is halved at least
no trash pickup
>wewflu is just a nothinburger

Rampant disease will just make them feel more at home unfortunately.

>Mashed potatoes
>has to put milk in them
You don't need any sort of milk for:
>mashed pot
>mac&cheese
>biscuits& gravy
>bread
>dry cereal
You just don't need that much milk
It's good to have for the fortification US milk almost always has, whether liquid, canned, or dry

I don't know why people bought this meme when we spend so much time inside now. Just because it's hot outside doesn't mean fuck all if you're coofing in a building.

>Koreans run 10k tests daily so they also get asymptomatic people or people with mild symptoms in their numbers.
That's pretty good news then.
So even koreas numbers are probably an overestimate of the death rate, as there are most likely more mild cases that go untested, whereas almost all the serious cases will be tested.

Well they read it in the news so it must be true.
If you even point out that it's China who are telling the news that everything is fine and that China is a totalitarian regime fucking known for lying they will attack you for presenting reality as it is and not what they want it to be.

Modern people have a weird kind of religious response to conflicting information and always choses the one that means they won't have to change their daily lives.

I told people about the nationwide quarantine at work yesterday and the response was
>2w of paid vacation in quarantine seems like a sweet deal
>I'll just order pizza and shit lmao y even stock up on basic supplies
>it's just a cold (not even flu)
>I never get sick, I can just go to the store stop being such an alarmist

People deserve this

I've been seeing alot of people of FB posting old or blatently wrong information ALOT recently and are saying its just a flu or not as bad as SARS. I was to laugh but im just so tired bros

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just thought i'd tell you that i think Albanian guys are pretty cute and dont deserve the hate towards them

>China had prior knowledge because they created it
>Enacted the biggest quarantine in human history because of it
>Lied to everyone about it and tried to keep travel open so everyone else would be infected as well
No the chinks are just cunts.

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Stupid apes don't know how to stockpile food themselves

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Do you mean desert, lol. Desserts are the sweets you eat after meals. Hot and dry would probably kill the virus pretty quick but it would also kill you pretty quick. So... it's not a great idea.

I can't wait until it breaks out in Wuhan again, I have a feeling it will, and south Korea will also drop the ball. Panic will be x10

Germany doesn't test flu and pneumonia deaths

Soulless ching-chong techno-art

show pene

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How bad is where you live?

what does that moonspeak say?

7 feet tall with extremely dense muscles (those rifles weigh 25lbs each and she's doing isometric flies) and gargantuan breasts and ass? Webm related is how ALL women should look with racial variances. Except black women. Black women smell bad.

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You're finally getting your Corona shipment?
Exciting.

>True, so bad that we´ll wait until wh have 3K+ cases to get isolated.
At this rate this will happen thursday morning to be honest. Even my boomer "just a flu" parents are getting concerned

p3 filter + eye protection

>Morocco 3 (1)
Source?

>Still using public transport
>Still attending normie events
>Still touching your face
>Still not able to bunker in for a month at a moments notice
ISHYGDDT

That's true tho.
But amerimutts ITT will call you chink shill and whatnot.
>3rd world shithole or America
Kek. Murrica IS shithole. Especially in healthcare part.

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first infected in my city

:(

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Williamson County, TN. The rich county just south of Nashville where all the country music stars live. This is #3 for our county.

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One side of RNA generally ends in a bunch of A's. Has to do with how this shit works. Medcram had a video explaining this in more detail.

Why is China fine if this is so bad? Shouldn't like half their population be dead by now?

argiebro has been baking for weeks, faggot

The conspiracy part of my mind says that the cult in Korea got hold of the virus early and tried to give it to the pope. Remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=WbbD63V2Nks

I can confirm 80-90% of ICU beds are occupied at any given time. Also take into consideration the fact health care workers will be getting sick or quitting when the protective gear starts running out.