/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1839

Your bags are gone

NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I DON'T WANT MY PARENTS TO DIE. I DIDN'T REALLY WANT A HAPPENING IT WAS JUST JOKES, MAKE THIS STOP.

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>wake me up when they quarantine a US state
If this is what the shills are reduced to we are truly fucked.

Agreed. Nobody prep. Relax, go bar hopping on St Pats day. Nothing will happen.

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this dude called the trump election and now this being an empty sandwich
maybe we should pay a little respect

based greta

Reposting for awareness

Ohio Governor just restricted work travel for all state employees

Only work critical allowed with written permission from department Director.

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+1 dead bong

>Korea
>+35
DOOMERS BTFO

This kind of outbreak is exactly what the world needs to get their shit together so a worse pathogen doesn't decimate us

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Who is this retard anyway, what does he do besides make shit tweets?

One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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Nobody believes your numbers Chang

>Believing china
15 IQ take
Cool flag tho

HOW DARE SHE

I'm so glad that we won't be seeing shills like you around for much longer, after you all die to it. Keep up appearances and your normal life. It's a nothingburger. Don't worry about any coofs, either. You'll be fine.

A lot.

I love you friends

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>Danish health ministry expects between 0.3% and 1% of infected in Denmark will die

Oh my sweet, sweet summer child.

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Who will get enough to participate in the corona cup?

>twitter for iPhone

Forcefully made by chink children.

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What are are going to start seeing is more people working from home or doing more stuff online. VR is going to see an increase too.

Society will adapt and survive Corona. It's the type of virus that can be contained, cured and also run it's course to a limited extent because of how the death rate isn't as high as people feared because of China's initial cover up.

>global infections are slowing down
>global deaths are slowing down

It's almost over, anons.

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ZERO WHITE DEATHS

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Looks like Italy has stopped releasing numbers

+7 Romania

China has promised to unit Taiwan and China by this year...

China comes up with a devilish plan, goes a little like this

China makes two corona viruses, one is not very bad, death rate at 0.5% China releases it on its own population, making it look like a major natural outbreak, this is the same virus the death cult thought was the main virus and spread it through south korea.

Part of the plan was to 'leak' video evidence. Fake death rates and questions about what is really going on.

Total shutdown of goods to the west, as part of war preps.

China releases real virus on the world, knowing full well the west cant handle a death rate of 5% or more, with 20% hospital rates, they knew full well this would cause collapses in the west.

fuck of and go buy some dips mitchell

You opened the box, You summoned her, Coronachan came. And now we must go with her.

1 out of 3 diagnosed in Morocco just died

Wew, dayuum, one fucking French cuck got us gud.
Here we go, corona gang rise up.

>tfw having farmer friends
>tfw having a well
>tfw living in the countryside

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Curb the chuuni, brormand.

As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succour in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches.
In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance?
All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions.
For who among us can escape the predations of time? Whom among us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay.
So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world.
Father Nurgle is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time.
And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.

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To everyone living in Europe, what is the point of working and getting 50% taxed for it, if you get killed because the ones handling all that tax money won't do anything to stop some very infectious and quite deadly disease. You are just working your ass off and very likely to suddenly die. I think there is a name for a person in this situation.
I am pretty sure that as soon as you just stop working and stop paying taxes, you'll see the best actions taken to stop even the most contagious disease.

>Finally /OurYear/ and about to get promoted
>Coronavirus cancels the season

we're never going up...

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8 new confirmed cases in Bucharest. It's fucking over dude, Romania's officially dead. Once Bucharest falls, the rest of this country is automatically dead.

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I wonder how outdates is my map now

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this fucking virus needs to hurry up and shit or get off the pot.

>pshhh nothing person

So much this, we are lucky this wasnt worse

peru up to 11 OP

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Tedros I think it's time to give it up

Economy is recovering.
Less than 200k cases by summer.
80 million total cases by 2021.
1 million deaths
Nothing burger.

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Argie bro, where can I send you a "thank you for your service" check?

Just get artificial lungs bro

Based and truth pilled

We're immune

Black supremacy

but you believe every other number from the same source?

she was in brussels last weekend fingers crosses just one more week

>Log in to kikebook for the first time in four years.
>Only one thread discussing the virus
>Tons of people talking about going to potlucks, cuddle parties, etc.
>Make one status update telling people to take the virus seriously and consider postponing events.
>12 hours later zero likes or comments on my post.
Normies have not woken up they are doomed.

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overrun with niggers

A French cuck tsk.

Italy releases at 6 newfag shill

It's always this fag from Argentina making these posts about yet another nothing burger

8 actually. The newest confirmed case is someone that traveled from I S R A E L.

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No refunds

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>dry cough for past 3 days
>not getting better
do i have it? is my life over?

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they don't test or what?

I have no idea why you guys are so obsessed with this nobody, yeah he's dumb, but so are most twitter users

>LATEST CASES
>13:50: 415 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
>Spain 1,622 (35)

And it will keep coming up. We´re fucked.

ditto

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I believe Italy and other countries that aren't 4th world commie shitholes

>roaches flooding the internet boasting how turkey has 0 cases and is unaffected
does turkey even have to pay roaches to try to make them look good online?

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It's cancelled in Ireland

HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

Fuck just woke up today and I feel like I have the flu and my chest hurts. All I had yesterday was a sore throat.
Pray for me bro’s.

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I'm concerned about the virus too, but isn't the fact that a large majority of cases recover a good sign?

It is going to be gloriuos when all the idaelized sylilebrities go into hidding amd thier fans start dieing... man imagine the fun.

It's actually over this time. We're facing the actual apocalypse.

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Coronavirus: British couple on holiday ‘left infections everywhere’
Britons unknowingly passed on virus after contracting it on flight from London to Vietnam

>we are planning to bring hundreds of Hungarians home from Italy
>we'll check their temp and ask if they have any symptoms
>if no fever and they don't report any symptoms then we
>just
>let
>them
>go
Yeah, sure, this is fine. Just kill my country, ha ha. What do I care. Fuck.

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OH NO NO NO

RIP NEPAL
>RIP NEPAL
RIP NEPAL
>RIP NEPAL
RIP NEPAL
>RIP NEPAL
RIP NEPAL
>RIP NEPAL

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niggers

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Turks are just naturally fucked in the head, you don't even need to pay them

Who knows
Only 3 confirmed one just died

Good goy, don't worry goy it's just a flu.. hehe stupid goyim

Have fun when 10,000 starving dindus come marching toward you. Then another 10,000. Then another. Ect.

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Why the fuck did Spain allow that feminist gathering/march/whatever when there's a fucking epidemic going on? Does the Spanish government WANT people to keel over left and right or what?

Remember to wear your masks

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Go have a sex already, you stupid spic femcel.
We love you too, of course, but you'd better go and have it.

It's ok it isn't cancelled in Savannah so come on down and get some corona.

i am not your bro, bro

checked and love you too, faggot

He embodies everything we hate about boomers.

The shills were completely absent yesterday. They came back today.

now is the time to spread the love of our goddess corona chan far and wide, spread her message!

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what the fuck is a "cuddle party"

thats what they want you to believe burgerbro. look at us fall down and start to prep as hard as u can

Why do they lie about everything?

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The US and Canada have it too for some inexplicable reason.

Thank God, I don't mind dying if I know those maggots go down with me.

yes, 60k out of 80 in china have recovered

honestly did you expect any different?

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sure, but there are just too many infected even when just 20 % need to be in the hospital it will hit everything like shit. you just don't have space for a heart attack or normal stuff and you don't get meds from india or stuff from china

>still at work
>too pussy to go to doc to get sick call
WHY AM I SO WEAK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAKE THE METRO TO THE NEAREST HOOD AND COUGH ON AS MANY NIGGERS AS POSSIBLE.

GOGOGOGOG GO NOW NOW!!

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It's a samepasta faggot, do not answer to this moron

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due to family reasons i wont be able to *coof* participate in the current thread

we all want this but know it's not true. it's wage cuckery for our jewish banker masters until the day we die in hospice racking up healthcare costs.

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Nobody believes your number commie

I'm afraid my immune system will kill me. I have atopic dermatitis, which means it's overreactive. So I might get cykotine'd up the ass. Generally, I hope it's strong enough, I've been working at schools for the past 5 years so it's been exposed to a shitload of bacteria and viruses in high concentrations.

Some kind of Californian social disease where emasculated liberal males cuddle with women in yoga pants and pretend they're not horny the entire time.

They think they are smarter than everyone else.

Here is a list of schools in the U.S. that have moved to online only due to coronachan

3/10/2020
Harvard University
Amherst College
University of California, Berkeley
Columbia University and Barnard College
Hofstra University
Ohio State University
Princeton University
Seattle University
University of Southern California
University of California San Diego
Stanford University
University of Washington

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You have to worry, chap, if all those fogeis living in Costa del Sol fly back to GB, full of corona, you'll be fucked

>Israhell is now exporting cases
Inshallah kikes are fucked.

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US trading is open
They're desperate

Guberment won’t test you if you haven’t travelled
They refuse to acknowledge community spreading

Now we know why we have such a good bond with the communist Chinese party we’re essentially the same

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Anyone been to Hong Kong or mainland in the past week? I have a work visa to go to China right now, and I'm just waiting for the right time.

I'm thinking I should just go now before it gets too bad here.

du dumme stück scheiße

Yeah hopscotch globalists are FANTASTIC.

Even assuming 0.3%-1.0% mortality rate from Corona, a lot more people will die from other causes.

Shit, we got down first. How is Kazakhstan still hanging? DAYUUUUM

Number 6 for UK...

This KILLS the happener.

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>global cases slowing down
>just kills old Boomers
>no worse than a common cold
>can only be transmitted by blood-to-blood contact
>China stops spread before it gets out of hand
>people dying from AIDS and Lung Cancer counted in COVID19 cases
haha Yas Forums BTFO China wins again

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dont let your memes be dreams, finish it yourself.

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so I guess we can stop following reported numbers then

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it's your german worker drone genetics kicking in, the brainwashing is complete, you are completely conditioned to obey authority, pay taxes and consoom.
ok achmed

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What's going on in Italy?
You OK?
I heard all of Italy has been locked down now

>subhuman sandnigger invaded tranny
>calling anyone else fucked in the head
like pottery

Feels bad for Italy man.

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idiot

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WHERE IS THE POPE? are they trying to find a body double?

tag en test, din fucking idiot, så du ikke render og smutter. Medmindre du en incel NEET (du browser Yas Forums jo)

Wtf does anybody have any other news from Chinkland? Wtf happened to the fucking mobile crematoriums zooming around rehashing the holohoax? Surely Wuhan is a wasteland by now. Any twits? Anyting!!

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we can stop following reported numbers out of china, correct

>yes, all is good, look at my meme flag ans lack of source. trust me.

>Does the Spanish government WANT people to keel over left and right or what?

I just think they want to get off as many old people that they can to pay less pension, the social security is not cheap.

They even dont cancel the Fallas, where around 2M people would come to Valencia... just money.

Coronavirus doesn't Kazakhstan exists

Machine being locked up for some petty crime then facing the very real possibility of a dangerous viral outbreak, all while not having access to info on the disease or adequate healthcare.

Im not saying they should just let people out of prison but I’m sure a few of them don’t deserve to die of a respiratory infection.

What's his endgame?

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drah di ham türken hure.

God i wish her autistic lungs overflow with liquid

We did the same thing in France.
I hope all those fat feminazis get it and die.
Then everyone on the street will avoid blue haired ladies in the streets.

Taci in pula mea de cretin