/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1838

► Detected: 116,132 ► Died: 4,089

>NEWS
Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
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Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
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>RESEARCH
27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Wartime conditions in China
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China figures likely simulated
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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>LATEST CASES
02:30: 2 new cases in Virginia, United States. One in Fairfax County and one in Spotsylvania County.
02:25: 6 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
01:35: First case in Panama.
01:20: First case in Mongolia. The patient is a French citizen who arrived on a flight from Moscow.
01:10: 35 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
01:00: China’s National Health Commission reports 2 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province.
01:00: 17 new cases and 17 new deaths in Hubei province, China.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +26 (+17) Iran +881 (+54) S. Korea +35 (+1) Spain +281 (+5) USA +25 (+1) Japan +13 (+1) Switzerland +123 (+1) Lebanon (+1) Germany +57 Sweden +65 Belgium +28 Norway +13 Austria +26 Denmark +66 Bahrain +1 Australia +10 Greece +5 UAE +15 Iceland +4 Kuwait +4 Israel +8 India +9 Thailand +3 Czechia +3 Portugal +2 Finland +7 Philippines +9 Slovenia +6 Brazil +5 Indonesia +8 Pakistan +2 Poland +1 Estonia +2 Hungary +3 Azerbaijan +2 Albania +4 Belarus +3 Latvia +2 Macedonia +2 Brunei +5 Serbia +2 Morocco +1 Burkina Faso +1 Mongolia +1 Panama +1 Total +1,770 (+81)

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First

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 35,371 (953): Italy 9,172 (463) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (54) Spain 1,512 (35) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,281 (2) USA 729 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 543 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 116 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 45 (1) Lebanon 41 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Sweden 325 Belgium 267 Norway 240 Singapore 160 Austria 157 Denmark 156 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 UAE 74 Iceland 69 Kuwait 69 Israel 58 India 56 Czechia 41 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Brazil 30 Indonesia 27 Palestine 25 Ireland 24 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Oman 18 Pakistan 18 Qatar 18 Poland 18 Romania 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Estonia 12 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 C. Rica 9 Peru 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Malta 4 Serbia 4 Morocco 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Cambodia 2 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

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My body is ready

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Xi visited Wuhan today; the traffic in all cities is up.
The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
The death rate is far lower than you faggots are shilling, we have 100,000s if not million undetected because it's just a cold for most people.

You can't even prove these wrong. You'll just spazz out and say
>REEEEEEE ALLL THE GOVERNMENTS ARE LYINNG!!!!
>REEEEEEE ALL THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE LYING TOOO!!!!
>REEEEEEE SO ARE THE FAMILIES OF THE VICTIMS ITS A HUGE CONSPIRACY!!!!
>REEEEEEE ONLY WE, HERE IN THESE /CVG/ THREADS KNOW THE REAL TRUTH!!!

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.

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Honorary mentions: zero Indian deaths, zero Nigger deaths, zero J*w deaths

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>more threads than daily deaths
do I need to say it

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The worst thing about this is all the Turkroaches being fake patriotic about how they are clean thus they have no infected

>More threads than cocks in binlands asshol
Nothing soup

youloop.org/loop.php?v=ABCc_QFQ4O4
old and doesnt cover most of the welding and shit

Go hug your local chinks, all of them.
And post proofs here ofc. Don't be pussy.

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turkey should be nuked already.

Why do countries wait until it gets bad in their country before they lock down, and not before?

Cases in Europe (10.03 13:00 GMT)

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Reminder to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka. Many uses. Disinfectant, antiseptic, weaponizable, good for trade, or you can just drink it. Quite a few more uses too.

>the Argentinian still hasn't taken his meds

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Singapore numbers are on the rise
Your stonks are dead boomer and so are your lungs

>getta load of this goy

What's so bad about that? Anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit and will come out once they start dropping dead pretty soon.

Dis the white house ever release if trump got tested??

So we have evudence of COPE during the Spanich Flu.

But has anyone found any articles about 1918 preppers?

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Can't you people see? All of this is the cause of the Italian Flu! It's MM88 I tell you! I'm not crazy, I'M NOT CRAZY. IT'S MM88 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What is this? Cluster bombing on /ptg/, Filipino contingent?

Ah, yes, this looks like a normal and lively city
webcam.scs.com.ua/en/asia/china/wuhan/overview/

More cases of Corona will be identified as more testing is done on the global level. This is good to get the full scope of this, but once the public sees the numbers increase it's the panic you have to worry about.

true

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>Škofije today: the lowering of gas prices at Slovenian gas pumps apparently did not keep Italian buyers in the quarantine

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kek.

Ok coofer

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*ahem*

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Everyone was a prepper in 1918.

Coping can get really addictive.

>japan flights cheap as fuck right now

IS THIS THE TIME TO IMMIGRATE!?

Theyd rather keep him alive via double lung transplant from china

Hey mutt! Your emotionally distressed local chinks need some hugs! Don't be rayciss, hug them!

>China is lying
>It's over in Wuhan because they are all dead
>Italy are lying
>It's way worse
>Half the world is going to die
>It was released on purpose
>It's airborne
>Ww3 will follow

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Nice try Ching Chong
Everyone knows where chink airborne aids came from

KARĂ

>DOW JONES +3.75%
DOW JONES +3.75%

Happening cancelled

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Based superspreader.

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Chinese workers mobilizing quickly to build their next hospital

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I wish... That I could turn back time...

Just like Ebola, Covid19 is again a nothingburger. 4000 deaths in 4 months while there's still 7 billions of people living in the world. Apocalyptic fags BTFO

no, because everyone was a prepper
papers were full of articles on how to make bread last longer and how to pickle things and generally how to be more INdependent
today it's all about adding dependencies on third party products and services. get a Nest. get Alexa. Order your groceries online. pay per view

>run sports shop, skiing mostly
>skiing practically banned now

thanks, Corona. I can shitpost all day now.

youtube.com/watch?v=HxkmXnRQblE

Italy had 500 dead in less than 2 weeks
Cope harder while you hodl your empty bags

>tripfag
But yes, if we are to control this, we need massive testing to drive down the deathrate panic, and if the deathrate is still high, we will have identified more cases to contain and treat
Its a win-win, we just need more kits

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it totally is air aids. i already hated china too. not like i needed another reason.

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Lads, my throat is scratchy today. Is that a Corona symptom? It could be allergy season starting too

did they ded?

>4 months
month 1: 0 deaths
month 2: 0 deaths
month 3: 100 deaths
month 4: 3900 deaths

HAPPENING IS OVER, PACK IT UP /CVG/

>DOW JONES AT OVER +3.50%

>DOW JONES AT OVER +3.50%

>DOW JONES AT OVER +3.50%

>DOW JONES AT OVER +3.50%

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g-guys should we slow down? wouldn't want more threads than dead again...

ok mexico

Exactly, i do wish buying more stocks yesterday

Shut up, shilling nigger.
By the way, how's Sub-Saharan Africa?

>Xi visited Wuhan today; the traffic in all cities is up.The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
Xi causes carbon emissions to rise! Someone pls tell Greta we have discovered the source

Any reports in Fulda?

>H3H3
Apparently his viewer based is too retarded to listen to him

What happened to BNO?
Why aren't they posting anymore?

You, a CCP spy, may have to inform the CCP that there are live webcam streams, which show that Wuhan is a complete ghost town.

italy aren't lying, they're straight up telling everybody that shit's fucked

Kek, Italians are going to be the death of us all.

thank you fren

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>Turns into a nothingburger
>Now I have to live off baked beans, oats and UHT milk for a year

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live in seattle. woke up today to high fever and can't breathe without vomiting mucus. I did everything right. I stocked up, didn't leave my home. Why...

>vix going up
dont think so m8

Month 1: Nothing wrong with me
Month 2: Nothing wrong with me
Month 3: Nothing wrong with me
Month 4: Nothing wrong with me
youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

based bobo

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no just the flu about 1% deathrate

Are you redefining the mountain of bodies in europe as asian?

you’d want to keep your breathing in check for the most past. any difficulty or gurgling is bad, thats probs pnuemonia

Corona making me rich , tour guide in H.I.
never seen so many Italian , Iranian , German and Chinese in my life

also just hear the 243 corona flu cases we have in America have been retested , we have Zero cases !!
a qlitch in the tests made a false positive result ,CDC says we are safe
The response here in the US has been superb

I got the same but I think it might be related to the 5 bottles of wine I drank this weekend.

Italian Flu my fren, Italian flu

The market will roller coaster for the next couple months until full extent of the US infections are realized

looks like this lack of updates won't be permanent

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I'm not a HAPPENING fag but it's been doing this for a while now. Big drop then slight gains

Peak's over
Month 5 : 6000 dead
Month 6 : 7500
Month 7 : 8000
Month 8 : /cvg/ die peacefully

Can i have some sauce on the airborne aids/reinfection stuff?I need to convince my family i'm not crazy.

Looks like most of my friends have entered the stage 3 - bargaining, of five stages of griefs. They acknowledge the existence of the virus, but think it's no more serious than a flu, and refuse to think about panic buying, lock down, looting, death, etc. this kind of reasoning reality, their brain was shut from it.

dead cat bounce bounces

>dow up 3%

NOOOO BUT MUH BLACK MONDAY
MUH HAPPENING

>The carbon emissions are up
Based

Now we can continue warming up the planet as scheduled, I fucking love carbon so much

I missed you, argie baker. I feel like I haven't caught your threads lately, but they're always high quality.

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>hit a power line
Oof

EVEN DEAD CATS MUST BOUNCE

youtu.be/XO8x1jmmiJA

this

HHS Secretary Alex Azar not even the flu bro ,, Less then the flu , all systems go , risk remains low !!!!

President Trump is headlining a gathering of Jewish Republicans this weekend in Las Vegas

“The main thing,” Trump said, “is we are taking care of the American public.”

Vice President Pence said, “ A bunch of words

HHS Secretary Alex Azar can’t say how many Americans have been tested , its less then 1600 via multiple sources

HHS Secretary Alex Azar promised for the third week in a row that million tests would be available by the end of the week.

HHS Secretary Alex Azar since Jan first report of coronavirus , no infrastructure for private test to report to the CDC has been built

CDC has said, “ Are we a meme yet?

Republicans who have chosen to self-quarantine — Sen. Ted Cruz (Tex.), Rep. Paul A. Gosar (Ariz.), Rep. Douglas A. Collins (Ga.) and Rep. Matt Gaetz (Fla.)

Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert, who cited a CDC physician’s advice and returned to work to spread the virus on Capitol Hill

U.S. Army’s top commander in Europe and staff members have coronavirus

The Port Authority chief, who directs New York area airports, has the virus.

Biogen meeting linked to dozens of confirmed cases in four states

60 percent of residents at a Washington state nursing facility have tested positive

Two more senior-living facilities near Seattle report coronavirus cases

Ohio polling stations for Ohio’s March 17 primary are located at nursing homes

Boston is canceling its St. Patrick’s Day parade in its 119th year More than 1 million people were expected to turn out

Italy expands its quarantine to the entire country as coronavirus cases and deaths surge

Prison riots have broken out across Italy, in one of the first visible signs of social turmoil linked to the coronavirus outbreak.
Supreme World leader of Earth , Xi Jinping laughin wildly , said he considered the epidemic was fully under control.

Thank you based Pajeet (probably a LARPer)

w/b Great-grandson of Josef Mengele
>all ChiComs hang your head in shame for sickening the world
>toxic waste
>greenhouse gases
>boorish tourists
>cheating students
>melamine baby formula
>BSL-4 bioweapons sold in a wet market
SHAME

SHAME

SHAME

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Europe:

March 17th = 10,000 Cases
March 25th = 1,000,000 Cases
March 31st = 5,000,000 Cases

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They've decided to make major updates for the big countries Iran, Italy, France etc. and then a block update near the end of the day for the smaller gains

maybe he just slept for the first time in weeks

Proof?

>Asking /cvg/

Kek what's wrong with you mentally

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Missed you argie

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Over 20,000 DNA-confirmed deaths in half a year? That's insane.

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STFU Jew, we know you're the one artificially pumping it.

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You know after Corona's over something else is gonna happen next

It's the 2020 RIDE
IT NEVER ENDS

Why didn't they just reuse the last one they closed lol
If coronavirus is gone in China then where are all the testimonies on YouTube

They're a little shocked.

You're a fool if you think the governments will diagnose hundreds of thousands of cases every day. And you're a fool if you think we won't go into complete economic lockdown before that point.

They are honestly losing business by not staying on top. They were my go to source

Anything interesting from the trading floor? I don't think we'll see a trading halt again today, but it will be interesting to see what the protection teams (blatantly or stealthily) are doing.

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Dead cat bounce, and the fact that MIB FTSE is rising confirms that there's almost 0 correlation between the stock market and actual state of the economy

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

The SARS-Cov-2 virus appeared in late November, early December and it took nearly two months until there were a couple of hundred confirmed cases along with a dozen deaths in late January. Then a couple more weeks until the confirmed cases reached in the tens of thousands in February. Wait two more months before saying you're in the all clear.

Maybe you guys should close the borders.

>not stocking food you actually enjoy, stocking meme bullshit advised by Yas Forums, and even worse, Yas Forums
I understand that you are memeing but there are actually people ITT stockpiling BEANZ'N'DEENZ. That's quite disappointing and disturbing.

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Argiebro is back, yaay

Literally the same thing happened in china a few weeks back

>market goes panic
>chinese fed steps in
>short market bounce
>market continues dropping

>Infections spreading at exponential rate
>No measures to stop it

Who the fuck is dumb enough to buy stocks at increasing prices now hahahaha

>Mengele
The more likely situation was that Unit 731 dudes sired some half-chink half-jap bastards obsessed with bringing maximum biological suffering possible to the world.

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3 MP and Franck Riester, minister of Culture are confirmed cases in France. It's basically a statistical anomaly, considering we just have 1412 cases.

Recovering half of its losses from yesterday....

wait until corona hit Germany the most and everything seems lost. Buy just everything, after a bank collapsed and hold it 2 years until you profit like mad.

Massive resurgence in China in two weeks, bro

no the other shit will just be added on top
2019 was nice sequential minihabbenings, this is the beginning of the Long Emergency

They are due to be closed today (controlled actually, not closed)

>I understand that you are memeing

I am, this was my daily diet before any of this so I actually don't mind it, I eat the beans cold too. I just bought more than usual

>"Gretchen, China has burned over 120,000"
>"My economy is ruined im afraid I wont be elected we wont be able to go through with this"
>"North korea is fine"
>"Work on reverse engineering how China changed the virus continues in order to make a vaccine based on Canada's IP and previous work with the strain"
>*ring ring*
>Hello
>No, no bitrocks
>*click*
>Soros,
>Dump the markets
>*click*

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Chinese have always had draconian market measures in place though. Most Chinese investors I know avoid their own markets as much as they can possibly get away with

NASA ARE LYING TO BRO

Ryanair suspending all flights from and to Italy

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link about the 3 PMs?

Polish military general Miki coming back from talks in Italy has been confirmed to be infected by coronavirus

twitter.com/MON_GOV_PL/status/1237369299507056642

I listened to this yesterday
true if bigly

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kek

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You're making a generous assumption that in two years there will still be globalized trading.

go back you faggot

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/politics/article/3074380/coronavirus-hong-kong-planning-extend-travel-restrictions

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let him kvetch, the more him and his ilk struggle and frail around wasting everything they have, the better it will be after they all died.

There's A LOT of damage control today. Shit's insane. Shills are here in full force. I don't see how this helps them. The virus is gonna keep on spreading regardless of what bullshit they promote. Nothing has changed. In fact, shit has only just began in Europe and the US. As for Asia, China specifically, they're full of shit. Even if they somehow miraculously managed to contain the 1st outbreak, it's just going to emerge again from infected countries if they resume trading. And this time it's going to spread even more and faster, not that they'll ever admit it. Face it, the entire world is getting infected and millions will die. It's inevitable with a virus that spreads asymptomatically, lies dormant for 20+ days, and persists on surfaces for upwards for 9 days. Not to mention that it's unaffected by the seasons, as evident by the spread in the southern hemisphere. Remember all the crazy gatherings in France, Spain, the shit's that's going down in either Brazil or Argentina? Things are about to get really fucking ugly.

Why there are no vids from Italy? There were a lot vids from censored af ching shithole and though we have no content from the eu state

I like beans though
beans on rice, even better

Good, but you probably already have italian "refugees" coofing around your country.

I really want to eat a buffet with my friend... so flip anons, should I do it?

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the cat's cadaver slammed into the ground so hard it might bounce quite high for a moment, but I expect it to go tumbling down a cliff right afterwards

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it's a nothingburger.
no cases in europe, no deaths in europe, no lockdown.
stocks are up 15%.
fuck you hapooners"!1

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can someone give me the Yas Forums version where its then runs to Yas Forums

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That should be:

March 17th = 100,000 Cases

>Ireland Italy rugby game cancelled
>2000 Italian fans still go for holidays
>more and more cases happens and St. Patrick's day cancelled
You Italian cunts

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Anyone remember when Italy announced their first case?

Take meds please

>TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
I REPEAT, TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
>TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
I REPEAT, TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
>TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
I REPEAT, TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
>TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
I REPEAT, TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
>TURKEY STILL AT ZERO
I REPEAT, TURKEY STILL AT ZERO

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>out of stock

It’s over lads
I was too late

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based

BUY BUY BUY

BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

if there is no globalized trading in 2 years we are fucked anyway, so just invest and hope for the best. This is a great oppertunity

I had to type out the transcript and post it on Pastebin, still haven't gotten much sleep.

nytimes.com/article/coronavirus-timeline.html

UK numbers when?

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Prices bounce in every market after a huge drop.... right before they keep going down again.

He came back from Germany, not Italy.

> statistical anomaly
yes, chaotic processes only look smooth from 30000 feet up
in the details you get clusters of shit happening
this village is wiped out by the black death, the one next to it goes to quarantine the same day and loses like two people
happens more often than you'd expect

youtube.com/watch?v=TLG1uo_EauA
Man in Italy films himself ranting against the government and his dead sister who died from the virus is in the back

>Yes, the tests are useless
>China attacked you why would they manufacturer a real test or have given you the correct sequence for the dna
>*click*

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Saved

Take your meds

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Is it over? I had plans with this...

Right, can't fucking read

wait a week until Germany is fucked in the anus and buy after that

But Turkey has always been a Zero

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dont have enough cash to prepp and ivest at the same time, and i rather get one more munth of supplys and another 1000 rounds then buy stocks that will be as worthless as weimar money.

Next up: China will blame resurgence of Corona on Europe.

shiekra

Invest in local production. Sell anything that can't be moved out of China quickly. The electronics industry is kill.

Pretty much every New Jersey college is shut down now.

If it's "just a flu" why are they doing this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_B6Vp3fR4_c

ICU footage

>"I wont be elected again Gretchen I handled this properly, perfectly, just like the transcript, the phone call"
>"The economy, its so horrible its in shambles, and every day we call it just the flu, they dont believe us, its all the media, its the media's fault"
>*heavy bogandoff breath*

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money money virus money

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Yeah if you want to make it as your last supper.

>based Armenian
Go back to lebbit Alexis, you're too savage

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>entirety of Italy is quarantined
>it’s like, just a flu, bro

spread it

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Can't have cases when you're not counting them. And Erdogan can't start counting until he got rid of all the refugees. No way in hell he could convince anyone to take them if it were known Turkey is drowning in COVID-19.

twitter.com/dhscgovuk?lang=en

not out yet.

No, don't be retarded.

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China burned a few trillion to stay afloat only the first week after the end of the New Year holidays. Add the supression of a couple of tax to imports, down a few points on rate, ban short sells,....

Do a roman salute, and instead of Heil Hitler, say Putang Ina mo, Coronavirus!

Don't give (you)s to meme flags. It just encourages them to shill harder.

> trying to catch a falling knife
lol, sucks to be you

>DEAD BAT BOUNCE

How reliable is this? i know it's chinkdata.
scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

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>mobile crematorium activated
>"just a few bro!"
So which one is it?

Mum's workplace just had a test from more than one week prior return positive. Like clockwork, I feel like shit. Goodbye anons. Been fun translating stuff for you.

I've officially quit the gym. Don't shit me with prison exercises I know I'm losing my gains without dl,squat and bp

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Just do it faggot. What. Are you a boomer or something?

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