Are you ready for round two?

Are you ready for round two?

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t. not paying attention to futures

stop living in the past

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its already over hans. happening averted. back to clown world.

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futures started high and have been dropping (slowly) all night until now
I would not be surprised if we're down by afternoon if not earlier.

Futures are already constricting as we get closer to open, and the european rally ended up in the green much like we will, but not nearly as high as it seemed during futures.

No chance it is going anyway but up.

user go back to your wagecucking it's not happening

Italy will be red by the end of the hour.

yes, i would be worried for the long term, but a huge drop just means vultures ready to rally. Today will be fine. next month? not so likely

It will probably go up again today and maybe tomorrow or flatline.
Then crash down hard again by end of this week or next Monday.

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Futures fakeout today

>next month? not so likely
False.

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thanks just bought 100k

>he didn't buy the dip

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I hope you're ready to apologize when it rallies the biggest gains in history.

what is it 1000 down? 2000 down?

It's a short squeeze, fren.

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Up 3.5% already LMAO

ITS OPNE

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It was a nothing burger all along lmao

>hasn't even recovered half of the losses from yesterday

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Yes, round two of 2008 QE. Who didn't buy yesterday was literally mentally retarded. Bought yesterday and expect at least 20mil gain today after Feds pump in new trillion. Good times.

It's a short squeeze. Margin traders are rushing in to close short positions (which requires buying shares). The quicker they close the more money they make on the short sale.

UP 4% Yas Forums BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Stock down
It's HAPPENING
>Stock up
Nothingburger!!!!11 Ahahaha
>Stock down
Yeeeh told ya sooo
>Stock up
Nothingburger confirmed, retards

Take your meds, pol and stock market is the biggest shitshow

If you think the worst has come you are wrong

It's called a roller coaster market. The drops will be worst than the rises. 1170 down 800 up 2000 down 1200 up today then tomorrow 1500 down.

trump saved the economy again. muh payroll tax breaks!

it's going to drop 12% total between 11am-1pm EST

put me in the screencap

This isn't crypto. A real market can't drop that fast.

Idiot

I hope all you scumbags who hire immigrants over Americans lose everything.

dead cat bounce then continued down. same scenario happened in 2008 after bailout news.

lmao

Currently struggling to stay around a 3rd of recovery from yesterday, the pump is paused and waiting on some news to push it.

It's probably waiting to see what Trump's "major stimulus" is.

Think about it though, in less than a week we've had huge drops leading to Fed emergency lowering the rate and now we have Trump doing an emergency "major stimulus". Happening status is probably close to 75% or higher.

Surely this isn't the bottom

There's no stimulus, that was scrapped over night unless he changes his mind again, it's just a tax plan that isn't going to help anything right now. It has to go through congress first so unless there's a surprise in there, which the markets are waiting for, this rally is going to turn soon.

>Pasta niggers get 100% percent quarantined
>Stock market immediately begins to recover

Really makes you think

You fuckin turbo goy

Have you learned yet Yas Forums? Buy the fucking dip next time and sell the next day.

LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER

this

strap in for the worst, the bottom this week will be on thursday

You will see soon enough

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Even if Trump manages to avert this crash, it'll just come a few months/years later down the line. The quantative easing jar is almost empty because interest rates can't get much lower than they are currently, at least if the banks don't want to start literally stealing your money by letting them hit negative.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THINGS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GET BETTER I NEED THE WORLD TO END SO I CAN BE "HAPPY" FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!!!!

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>not paying attention to Asian markets
hahahahha

>it'll just come a few months/years later down the line.
So nothing will happen, got it.

WE DROPPING

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I bought 5k€ worth of inverse cac40 etfs at the market opening this morning, you bet your ass I'm ready. All aboard the AAAAAAAA train!
purely a technical bounce from yesterday's dump.

>if
>IF
And if you honestly believe that nothing will happen then you just have no clue about economics. Capitalism is a cycle of expansion and contraction and we are standing on the brink of the biggest contraction yet

>opening rally down to 1%
OH NO NO

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red by 10:30, down at least 2% by close.

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The real crash begins now.

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underrated to be quite honest famalamajimjams

Italy is already in free fall

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Get those pink wojacks ready boys

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> -0.23%
HERE
WE
GO
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AAAND WE'RE BACK

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MIGA BOOMER KIKE ANTI-HAPPENING FAGS BTFO

DJI IS RED

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