/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1837

Is coronavirus really making people spit up a thick white fluid?

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30 minutes to real rollercoaster hours.

Guys my girlfriend said that a surgeon she works at the hospital in Montreal with was put into quarantine after coming into contact with a patient and showing symptoms. am I fucked?

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UPDATE:

All 1st and 2nd LFP (Spains Football League) will be at closed doors. No public. No journalist.

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Javier Ortega Smith (VOX party) has test positive.

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Spanish parliment gets suspended until next week.

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All Madrid education has been suspended, school, high school, etc...
Public transport to be desinfected

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La Rioja and Vitoria, Laguardia and Labastida education suspended too.

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Spain closes all flys with Italy

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TOTAL COUNTER:

1578 Infected (Last Update)
1600+ Infected (13:34 in Spain)

35 Deaths

We´re fckd up.
I´ve got mine fabada, lentejas, callos and tuna cans, no need to think about.

I´ll keep updating...

what exactly are these gooks spraying?
looks like a massive waste of time.

Reminder to eat well and get enough sleep while all this is going on. You need your immune system to be in tip-top shape.

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>COUNTRIES LIST

► China 80761 (3136) Italy 9172 (463) S. Korea 7513 (54) Iran 7161 (237) France 1412 (30) Spain 1235 (31) Germany 1224 (2) USA 729 (27) Diamond Princess 696 (7) Japan 543 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) Belgium 267 Sweden 264 Norway 239 Singapore 160 Austria 157 Denmark 156 Malaysia 117 Hong Kong 116 (3) Bahrain 110 Australia 103 (3) Greece 89 Canada 77 (1) UAE 74 Iraq 71 (7) Kuwait 69 Iceland 65 Egypt 59 (1) India 56 Thailand 53 (1) San Marino 51 (2) Israel 50 Taiwan 45 (1) Lebanon 41 (1) Czechia 40 Finland 40 Portugal 39 Philippines 33 (1) Vietnam 31 Brazil 30 Slovenia 25 Palestine 25 Ireland 24 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Saudi Arabia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 18 Argentina 17 (1) Romania 17 Pakistan 16 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Estonia 12 Hungary 12 Macao 10 Azerbaijan 9 Costa Rica 9 Peru 9 Latvia 8 North Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 South Africa 7 Belarus 6 Albania 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Dominican Republic 5 Luxembourg 5 New Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 Bosnia and Herzegovina 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Malta 4 Serbia 4 Morocco 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Cambodia 2 Nigeria 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroe Islands 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Sri Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Burkina Faso 1 Channel Islands 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican City 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

>Denmark only testing people with a travel history
>You are NOT allowed to be tested if you haven’t travelled but have pneumonia
>only 156 confirmed cases
>infected normies still going to work and school taking public transport on the way

Expect 10k cases in Denmark soon

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This

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Thank you, Tariq.

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It is - communism

> imagine being stupid enough to believe this.
cant have any cases if you never test.

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wtf are those legs real

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those legs wtf

PSA
>PSA
PSA
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I need to go for a couple of hours, someone please bake the next.

You niggers let dogs work in hospitals? That's some next level diversity.

Wow he is really fucking reaching. That is if that isn't a PS job, looks like one.

no test kids no cases

just wait until people drop harder than france in ww2

Love to see this guy descend into whataboutism to cope with the cognitive dissonance. Delicious

in japan,railways is very dangrous when it come so i suggest you buy a bike.

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Quel hopital? Depuis combien de temps?

I find it curious how officials are basically saying "its no big deal" yet at the same time their methods of tracking down potentially infected people and locking down affected areas are very aggressive. There's a pretty clear gap between what they are saying versus what they are doing.

you deserve worse than china, roach.

Thread threme:
youtu.be/YX7bQ_rtqZs

Is this shopped? How is her legs so tall?

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Poster below me already has it, don’t get infected anons.

I would start self isolating just to be safe. You have stocked up on the drugs you will need to treat yourself right? Your healthcare system will collapse sooner rather then later

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It already has.
Pandemic doesn't mean everyone dies

This and lastly

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>0(ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY

Fake for sure lmao

This is like CCP, none of this are even closer to reality.

Numbers confirm we are fucked
There is nowhere to run

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twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1237359693099601921

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Limb lengthening surgery is a big thing in China

We closed all schools, cinemas and bigger gatherings indefinitely
>We closed all schools, cinemas and bigger gatherings indefinitely
We closed all schools, cinemas and bigger gatherings indefinitely
>We closed all schools, cinemas and bigger gatherings indefinitely

I want to breed with slender girl

I work at NYU Hospital in NYC as a surgeon. We just had an all hands on deck briefing. We expect by months end 2000 patients with the Corona Virus and that number to exponentially grow larger every month. We were asked to remove all personal items from any shared recreational spaces because they need more space for beds. We actually are being told once this gets bad, to use judgement calls about who can be turned away and basically anyone over 70 with it we won't bother with. Shits getting rough now, stay safe.

>Javier Ortega Smith (VOX party) has tested positive

PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE

S

that's not physically possibru

I'm a neet. Am I fucked?

Based

I hope Turkey will bring back the Caliphate once the current world order collapse.

2nd to last one

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use my bobo the markets are open in 30 minutes! thanks for the bakes

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enjoying the ride, Xi?
funny how the most mundane of daily issues can break the whole system, yeah?

DOW JONES OPEN IN 25 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What happened to Gary ?

twitter.com/radio_vitoria

eitb.eus/es/radio/radio-vitoria/programas/radio-vitoria-gaur-actualidad/detalle/7089593/alertan-posible-colapso-camas-txagorritxu-coronavirus/

Audios are real, is fucked.
vocaroo.com/noBCLYHK7QU
vocaroo.com/14c8Xur21Ez

we were supposed to inherit the world NEETbros...this can't be happening

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Holy shit. What a fucking retard boomer cunt. I agree with Hans from last thread stop posting this cunt his opinion is irrelevant.

>over 70
That number is going to drop user. Be prepared

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This one

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How are you posting Chang?

and finally this. Good luck baking

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And this one when censorship becomes commonplace

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Leftist Polish opposition parties have stopped being retarded in media and instead of bitching about government they are working with them and demanding more, faster action. This shit is serious, it's like Dems meeting with Trump and telling cooperating with Reps in Congress they are that annoying in the mainstream media but now they are all polite and cooperative. Now color me fucking spooked

OH NO

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At first I was annoyed by the retards constantly posting him here, but now I enjoy seeing him cope harder and harder.

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2 months ago:

HAHAHAHAHA ZOOMERS ARE GOING TO GET DRAFTED. THIS IS UNIRONICALLY WORLD WAR 3! HOW THE FUCK WILL IRAN COME BACK FROM SALAMI

Current day:

Cases: 115,855
Deaths: 4,087

OH MY GOD. EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE, THE END IS NIGH!

Get a fucking live you losers.

i cant wait to see your lifeless carcass in the streets achmed.
the day your employers run for the hills is the day a million white people will start hunting you and all the filth like you that infested europe.

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We are so fucked bro.

Come to the rural zone , there is no human near.

god i wish that were me.

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This boomer fag reasoning fails catastrofically when athletes and famousfags are getting ill and having a hard time
Plus everywhere there are some young/healthy people in critical condition

Hello my dear fren. Care to see what color we're going to see today? I like red.

So anons, H3H3 or Ethan Klein as he is also known. Jew notwithstanding, based or cunt?

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smart czechs, hopefully you guys remain generally unscathed

Bill is just retarded.

NEETBROS BTFO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DESTINY FUUUUUUCK AAAAAAA

>www.instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/
kek, imagine hooking urself up to that shit

hearty kek it will be an arab caliphate sooner

>PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE

For sure, S

Goodluck user

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Shoop it to say WUHAN CITY

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Ive been waiting on e celebs to stand up for this shit

HAHAHAHAAHA LOL

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probably will start green to lose another 1%

Will I get to see Germany return to it's former glory?

notre-dame. since this weekend

GO TO WORK WAGIES

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I will bake next

Spain bros: what is the chances of Spain locking down? In a few days time will travelers be able to leave?

Based corona guns bioweapon confirmed

I've heard a lot these past few days that 10%-15% of all known Coronavirus cases require some form of assisted breathing (oxygen mask, intubation, ventilation, etc.). What is the source for these numbers? I can't find it.

>SWEDEN UP TO 326 CASES 2 IN ICU CARE!!

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>Boomer crank theories
So how long until he starts peddling some bullshit "supplements"?

Cyborg bot

>Free postage

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>boomers aren't trash
>its da joos

worse, our gov only flamed bodys when they died before 90min(it can make doctors can't test the body so in number they not killed by corona,but no one dare to talk"no 1 patient"),it did by hubei province president

based
user if he keeps progressing like this, we'll see recordings of him foaming out of the mouth while corona fucks him, still defending trump to his last breath, it must be documented.

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kek

>We’ve updated our total number for U.S. #coronavirus daily testing capacity to account for substantial throughput by California’s public and private labs. Based on our current data, about 16,000 patients can be tested per day in U.S. public, private and academic labs.

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I think he is pretty based. If you look at his feed I feel like he did research ITT

Poster above me got it from his gay lover. Rectal COVID is no joke.

Wanna be Gary! Go zipper-head

We are fucked anyway, a Prague Uber driver caught the virus from unknown source and he has driven like 90 people since then. A doctor caught it in Italy and he was with about 100 patients until he found out.
I expect hundreds of cases soon.

jesus christ, that man is a cretin beyond words.

He Still can't put together the virus is BECAUSE our abortion fetish. God is angry.

Never existed

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>confirmed murdering nigger
Yeah, you win this round

Good advice danon, hope you do well throughout the outbreak.

Bake yourself in a gas oven you sad favelachimp

Good advice lad.

Also as soon as you walk through the door to your house, wash your hands before touching anything.

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THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE

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It's not the Jews. But the .01% of Boomers.

roaches are immune to most desceases

Has the UK stopped testing?

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Will you guys join the legion in the post apocalyptic wasteland?

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dont know about germany, but austria sure as shit will.
my people have had enough, we are sick of all the bullshit.

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>accidentally call it corona-chan instead of covid or corona
>tfw mom asks what corona-chan is

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Or new york, mate.

FUUUUCK I WANT A QUARANTINE TOO! WHERE IS MY QUARANTINE???!!!!

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based argiephobic brit

There won't be anyone to leave

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She is fine as fuck. God damn.

oh
well RIP then