/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1836 - NO BAKERS ALIVE ANYMORE PART 2

► Detected: 114,809 ► Died: 4,031

>NEWS
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
archive.is/Se5sp

Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
archive.is/yu5OZ

All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
archive.is/uIONI

>RESEARCH
All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
doi.org/10.1001/jama.2020.2783

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
archive.is/XxLE3

CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

>LATEST CASES
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
14:00: 39 new cases in the United Kingdom.
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.

>MORE
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twitter.com/anadoluagency/status/1237354620311293953
nothingburger.today/
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youtu.be/8PWrmqsL0F4
nvic.nl/covid-19-bericht-van-de-voorzitter
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs
youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44
nypost.com/2020/03/09/coronavirus-in-ny-head-of-port-authority-rick-cotton-has-coronavirus/
instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/
eitb.eus/es/radio/radio-vitoria/programas/radio-vitoria-gaur-actualidad/detalle/7089593/alertan-posible-colapso-camas-txagorritxu-coronavirus/
jpost.com/Breaking-News/51st-Israeli-diagnosed-with-coronavirus-620424
sabado.pt/
cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20200310175557-20-482202/jumlah-bertambah-27-pasien-di-indonesia-positif-corona
youtu.be/0_Vm7W--xNI?t=25511
youtu.be/0_Vm7W--xNI?t=25503
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237221804219011073
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
twitter.com/anadoluagency/status/1237354620311293953

AAAAAAAAAAAA

NOTHINGBURGER.TODAY
>statistics
>latest developments
>video archive
>preparation guides
>survival guides
>important news
>..and more!

Visit nothingburger.today/

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Who else /workfromhome/ today? Unfortunately not voluntarily as my mom is awaiting her swab results to see if she's positive.

it's over for me, anons
sick coworker was gone yesterday, returned today, and sounded like he was dying with the most disgusting, zombie-like coof i've ever heard, was only forcibly removed from the office 15 minutes ago
now I'm starting to coof myself, my vision sometimes becomes blurry and head starts to feel like it weighs a ton

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10 CASES HERE

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reminder to take the baking pill and become a master chef

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Poop

>all schools getting closed tommorow

ffs now I have to deal with autistic faggots 3 months early

G-guys... it's looking a lot less like a nothing burger by the hour...

Reminder: no one has ever shown the virus to exist.

fuck coofers

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I fucked up the top text

LMAO

Sorry

Should have shown bobs :^D

I touched my face just now.

friendly reminder to dutchfags that we are less than two weeks behind italy's timeline

freshly leaked dutch test results:
pastebin.com/9GfGXtkk

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lmao

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1237230744080011264/pu/vid/720x720/YIweNh9Fx1KEdG9e.mp4?tag=10

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Take your vitamin d user.

>ITS OVER WE ARE ALL SCREWED

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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I'm work from home everyday! (NEET)

Where's argibro?

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THE ONLY WAY TO SCAPE IS SPACE

youtu.be/8PWrmqsL0F4

CORONA CHAN CANT REACH YOU IN SPACE

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our ICU capacity is way worse than Italy's
>nvic.nl/covid-19-bericht-van-de-voorzitter
so if this is what's happening in Italy:
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
then imagine what it will be like here

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Very suspicious

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>THE LOMBARDY REGION THINKS TO CLOSE EVERYTHING: WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

>THE LOMBARDY REGION THINKS TO CLOSE EVERYTHING: WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

>THE LOMBARDY REGION THINKS TO CLOSE EVERYTHING: WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

>THE LOMBARDY REGION THINKS TO CLOSE EVERYTHING: WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

>THE LOMBARDY REGION THINKS TO CLOSE EVERYTHING: WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

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Briefing in Brisbane for all medical staff and procedure.

Points:
>They wont test unless its severe/serious enough
>They wont test post mortem in order to curb the panic
>Mortality rate 5% at the moment but said that this could be the "tip of the iceberg"
>Mentioned using temporary spaces such as schools and stadiums as makeshift fever clinics

They are also, no joke, talking about having people on the doll disinfect public spaces such as train stations for their payment

It's fine, correct thread number, no discord, no bullshit. It's a good bake. Hope you can fill in for some time

youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ PROTECT YOURSELF

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Met her sweet embrace.
youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

Girl at my work on FB messenger said she has fever all week, at home, but 100% cant' have it because she washed her hands a lot and not been any confirmed cases

This is what normies actually believe

one would think you'd have your shit together, of all people.

Toothpaste, YAAAASSSSSSS GET POZZED

>WE CAN'T STAND ANOTHER 15 DAYS LIKE THIS

This means what?

It keeps happening!

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imagine working in an Italian hospital and having to save a 20-year-old shitskin immigrant while you let a 62-year-old italian die alone

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Where is my trusty argie baker?

Threadly remind NYC fixing to explode in less than 2 weeks.
nypost.com/2020/03/09/coronavirus-in-ny-head-of-port-authority-rick-cotton-has-coronavirus/

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daily reminder that coronavirus is the end of the world
if anyone close to you has died recently you can take comfort in the fact that coronavirus would've gotten them anyway

>autistic faggots
But you still come on Yas Forums, and this place is full of autistic faggots. Especially /pol, and especially /cvg/. Guess that wouldn't be an issue for you.

How have you not been banned for spamming yet?

I'm a NEET so I don't work.

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I hope this ends in societal collapse.I have no interest in this world.

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He needs his rest.

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You're not doing it right. It's supposed to be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can thank me later
instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/

Why are conservatives so smart?

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>fixing to

close what? aren't they in lockdown already?

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Resting or working, or met her sweet embrace

At this point we should start praying for eachother, I'm not nessicaraly "religious" but more spiritual and prayed like crazy nast night for you niggers.

It's obvious this will/may infect everyone since the elite are getting it aswell, pray to saint, archangels, yahweh and Yeshua for each and every user and maybe, just maybe we will all get through this.

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>styx
cringed.
Is he STILL on Trump's side anyway?

/workfromhome/ the past 6 weeks.

>mom is awaiting her swab results to see if she's positive
I thought USA was barely testing? Did she come back from a red zone? Do you have to pay for the test?

guise? I... I think I changed my mind. I was so enthused about this happening, and I even finished prepping weeks ago... but... I don't think I want this now

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>Ukraine has tested 40 people total
Press F to pay respects to Eastern Europe

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jewish guy here. is \pol\ right about (((everything))) ?

Who is posting the next one though ?

OR

Am I the designated baker now lol

It was an emergency bake lol

I can try but I might have to go out soon lol. I will give a heads up

If (you) are in this thread. Post the link you fucking pussy. Fuck whatever “promise on your life” you’ve made.
POST THE LINK
OST THE LINK
ST THE LINK
T THE LINK
THE LINK
HE LINK
E LINK
LINK
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NK
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What exactly does that mean? No work, school, restaurants, public transport, taxis, basically total shut down? Even groceries? And it's not even mid-March yet.

you posted that in the last thread.

you don't have to prep much for the first wave, summer is coming

but for the second wave, prepare enough food for the whole winter

What city are from fren?

6 NEW CASES IN NEW SOUTH WALES
> 6 NEW CASES IN NEW SOUTH WALES

>ausneets and alcoholics cleaning
yeah thats gonna work a fuckin treat

It hasn't gone off yet, still in the ramp up phase, expect ~250 ish cases (((reported))) by end of day.

BOOMED

Is it true that as you lie on your deathbed you see Corona-chan riding you?

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Yeah, so called coronavirus is russian psyop to replace Trump with an actual commie. Now go hug a chink. MIGA shadilay!

He's getting his daily 2 hours of sleep inbetween cvg baking

Lookner was really angery last stream it was pretty good, hearing him yell at the US govt.

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No brakes on Corona-chan shinkansen and we are ALL aboard

wuhan because of bat population there

NOOOOO NOT TED CRUZ!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!

I'M SCARED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Probably the fact those retards are still going to work

I made brownies yesterday

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Is this really happening?

>239k
more like 800k+

I have no idea who the guy is. I checked the channel now that you mentioned him and I remember seeing him on Molymeme's channel before, not that I follow him either. His videos are too damn long. I just linked the song that Metokur played yday. It's pretty good.

>They wont test unless its severe/serious enough
then how will they get an accurate number for the mortality rate. if they only test people on their deathbeds the mortality rate will be high and scare the public even more.

in germany they also test people with mild symptoms so their mortality rate is 25 times lower than the italian one.

Is this France or Belgium?
>Is this France or Belgium?
Is this France or Belgium?

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Yea it woke me up from my nap, I was listening to the conference, and then he was losing his shit and foaming at the mouth.

>ookner was really angery last stream it was pretty good
have a timestamp?

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO ETERNALLY

STEP ASIDE THE ADULTS ARE HERE, STOP PISSING YOURSELF OVER A COLD

>twitter.com/anadoluagency/status/1237354620311293953
>Possibility of coronavirus reaching Turkey is very high, says health minister
implying it's not already there

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Put ventilator blueprint into thread
www.instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/
Pastas are already short of ventilators.

It's the other way around user. She fucks you.

phew i thought that sed south wales for a second!

Normans are saying
>just buy food for a week and wash your hands and don't be a racist.
What even is the thought process here? What is supposed to happen after you run out of food? If you can't go outside to get food a week then why are you supposed to be able to go outside to get food after that week? If there's a lockdown where are you going to get food from? They really are NPCs

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szczecin
>ID: klapki

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Link. Now. Fuck your promise on your own life.
P O S T the fucking LINK

Story?

Looks very user

youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ Its all ogre now.

eitb.eus/es/radio/radio-vitoria/programas/radio-vitoria-gaur-actualidad/detalle/7089593/alertan-posible-colapso-camas-txagorritxu-coronavirus/

Spain is fucked, only test pneumonia pacients.
"no is just a just, is a pneumonia" nurse.

That's just Italian residents.

Also angiotensin blockers

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>no way he's that stupid
>it's actually real
jesus christ bill

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BREAKING NEWS
>8 new cases in Israel
jpost.com/Breaking-News/51st-Israeli-diagnosed-with-coronavirus-620424
2 new cases in Portugal
sabado.pt/
8 new cases in Indonesia
cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20200310175557-20-482202/jumlah-bertambah-27-pasien-di-indonesia-positif-corona

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What the fuck is wrong with your webm? Why the fuck does it have green boxes and seems to have been divided into sections?

the 33 As were intentional fren

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in Lombardia, ppl over 60 are not treated

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

it's there but if it was already being hit we'd be seeing videos left and right on youtube twitter instagram tiktok and others

it's gonna strike to turkey 2 weeks after it's settled in netherland i think

oh shit

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Kinda what UK has been doing

Fucking stupid beyond belief

I'm sure we have 10k+ in London alone

You meant Stettin.

1836 threads for nothing burger desu?

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CONTEXT??

If only. No one seems to care in Western PA.

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Well I wound up getting a Costco membership, but I think I'm gonna refund it. I just don't think I can get the money I need out of it, even for prepping purposes. Anything I should buy before I cancel? I can hardly even find anything in that place.

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>"no is just a flu, is a pneumonia" nurse.

kek

Ohio is now under a state of emergency, 3 cases of Kung Flu in Cleveland, all over 60 yrs old so they say.

happeningfags BTFO

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there is no lockdown. its legally impossible to lock down people in europe. you can go to the super market any time and buy food, even in italy.

This faggot claims to have an unlisted video of a medical procedure meeting related to corona in brisbane. He MUST release the video.

> 2more_weeks.jpg

You make papa nurgle sad

thats a lot of hijabs

>lilypichu got corona

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>ukraine still have more than 40 people living in that shithole
This fact is amazing, innit?

id say you dont deserve this, but then id be lying.
you fucking deserve all of it and a lot more.

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Nah, the new version...

What the fuck is going on with the Google captcha? I have to solve like 10 fuckhard and slow puzzles before I can even post.

ARE WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!?????

Lmao the neets thought they were safe

Moving the goalposts
From this is just a flu to Corona has a long way to go blah blah blah I got boomed on

It's going to spread like wildfire during the Easter holidays when the roaches are visiting their relatives in Turkey.

Turkey would import its cases from Iran. That's a several weeks lag when compared to countries that imported seeding cases from China. You don't see many videos with people collapsing from Arab countries either.

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What city faggot?

I was copy pasting from auspol kek

He and Gary are on vacation

>Indian coworker was sick yesterday so boss sent her home
>she came back to work this morning, still sick
What do bros? Why don’t Indians respect other people?

It stopped being a nothingburger the day China welded people into their homes and put 10% of the world's population under lockdown.
Anyone who didn't realise how serious this was at that point just wasn't paying attention

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Its Raccoon city, not Racoon city.

Does this flu really glue your lungs shut or was Metokur just fearmongering? I believe most of the shit, but if you get super mega ultra pneumonia from this, I'm fucking spooped more than anything else.

>not "more deadly" until it becomes more deadly
woah deep

Please stop posting insane, desperate boomer Jew.

The only problem is that he made a promise on his life to not release the video link.

Working from home since last week!
Normies are catching up quickly

he's right you know

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Feeling a bit sick so I'm lying down on my bed while browsing.

Kinda feel horny too, guess I should coom before I go to sleep.

Houston

This fucking retard, can't wait till he coofs himself to death

Is this dude paid to be a retard or what

People are recovering fine, stop hyping this shit up retards

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autistic niggers like you have been going bonkers over that c for 2 months now.
how can you miss the point that badly?

look at this pastanig touching his face
the absolute state

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Anyone has their savings in gold? I KNOW I DON'T

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Here you go
youtu.be/0_Vm7W--xNI?t=25511
>GET IT DONE

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he does it for free

It's so boring without BNO's updates.

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shut up bulgaria

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perfect match

Would you really want to know the answer to that? Or just see him coof to death?

You copy pasta boiling cunt.

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So the H1N1 was more dangerous... but at the same time, H1N1 was another hoax.
The cognitive dissonance is strong there

>Germans literally not reporting fatalities from patients with underlying health conditions
I fucking knew it

unlikely. infections of the respiratory tract are linked to the winter season. spring means game over for the virus.

VIRUS OVER
CHINA ALL BETTER NOW

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haha just the flu bro

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common situation

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kek, savage

Wait BNO got banned? I don't into twitter.

Found even a better one, 7:53:20, completely losing it

Austrian jealous that he couldn't get in to claim the sweet sweet Neet bucks.

youtu.be/0_Vm7W--xNI?t=25503

His rant starts at 7:05:03

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This shit's about to go RE Style and you're worried about the fucking missing C? Wesker is that you?

I'm so pissed
I self quarantined to survive this
It was 65 degrees yesterday and went on a jog
Run into my cousin who's jogging and coofing
Shakes my hand and coofs
Get exposed to 1 person and its family who I instinctively touch
How long until I get symptoms
My vision was blurring last night what if I got it

BUY THE DIP

They do, yesterday a 74 year old with underlying health conditions died.

Then how is it spreading in brazil?

conrad.at might still have something

Cant cause a "panic" now can we.
Oh whoops where did your means of communication go? Haha - oh how silly I must have shut down all providers for 7 hours

There is no point in it. Doesnt fit the pattern with that missing c. Powers that be dont make such a mistake.
However, its exceptionally valuable if you want to make someone a matter of laugh, as even idiots see through it. Umbrella and its story is much older than RE series anyway.

worldometers.info if you need numbers and you're good
tks for baking

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>tell my parents 2 months ago to buy rice and beans because it's gonna get bad
>"we already have rice and beans"
>literally 3 small bags of rice and enough beans to make pinto beans like 2 or 3 times
>2 months later
>mom says "wow this is getting bad i think we should go to the store and stock up on some rice and beans"
>dad has had a wheeze in his lungs for over a week
>he's also 70 years old and fat as fuck
>mom is 60 with heart/lung problems
WOW
It's almost like you should have fucking listened to me two fucking months ago instead of going to the store every week for dumb shit.

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Shut the fuck up, Terry.

He bought?

China is getting better! My friend who’s been on quarantine for 43 days is no longer, people are able to leave their homes again in some provinces

They are covering Mongolia now.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237221804219011073
>BREAKING: Mongolia puts capital city on lockdown after first case of coronavirus

I guess that's not difficult when your country has only about 3 million people.

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

This is how they decide who gets a ventilator in Lombardi

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How about no?

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Stop posting this guy here all the time.
It should be a bannable offense to post people who don't hold any kind of political power on here.

>Arlington, Virginia
Makes me do a big think.

shut up bulgaria

Yes this is what I meant thanks germanbro

Panic shopping has started real fucking hard in Madrid, shit is going to go down real hard

>7:53:22
BASED

Friendly reminder, H1N1 killed twice as many people within it's first 4 months than Corona had and the US only started to take precautions after the US death count had surpassed 1000, 6 months after its first case was cataloged.

based rage lookner

>2 DEATHS IN GERMANY
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LMAO

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>Massive number pacients.
>Bad protection for medical workers
>Infected cases in medical workers
>Move surgeries to add more UCIs
>Pneumonia cases
>Only test pneumonia cases for virus.
>Government do nothing.

Spread it

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Tell your "friend" to don't be surprised when the second wave hits China thanks to Xi hunger for money.

So the first wave lasts about three months... and the west is just entering the first wave.....

But what about based political commentators? Obviously don't mean that boomer cunt but there are others.

>Friendly reminder, H1N1 killed twice as many people within it's first 4 months than Corona had
H1N1 has a far lower mortality rate than Corona.

cover up

He bought?
dump it then load the korea fud and pump it for the next 15 hours

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I thought people in Spain wouldn't start panic buying like the rest of us. Everything seems chill when I see the public from soccer matches from La Liga.

Feel fine and no coughing or sneezing but thhroat is dry as fuck.

Am I fucked?

news section is lacking, seems to be manually updated in spurts

*gives you a rollipop*

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Chloroquine was discovered in 1934 by Hans Andersag, who was as white as the driven snow.
It cures Corona-Chan, top virologists in the world have just verified it.

White people save the world again.

Come on now, all you non-whites...let's hear it...
Let's hear that hearty cheer for white folks.

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Post them once. How many times has this boomer been posted already? THOUSENDS OF FUCKING TIMES. He's not even on fucking tv.

is it IN germany? Or just the usual coping not inside of germany?

...

>Does this flu really glue your lungs shut
>if you get super mega ultra pneumonia from this

same as with influenza, you can have only mild symptoms or even none at all or it can kill your lungs in mere hours. anything is possible.

I distinctly remember them doing nothing at all for H1N1 besides making some news clips about cars being hosed down... cars are in direct contact with pavement which is black and usually hotter than most viruses can live on. The news has always been fake shit. But yes, very little hype for that one. Swine flu at least got mentioned a couple hundred times back when it happened

Some where between 3 and 42 days

I didn't know that situation was so bad that pajeet had to bake this bread
Superpower confirmed

Mongolia has close ties with China so no wonder they got infected too. Weeks ago their president met with Xi and had to be quarantined.

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If he thinks this is nothing, why doesn't he just travel to Italy, Iran or China and meet with any of the people who are infected with SARS-Cov-2? I hope he dies.

>two less shitskins
only two?

We just want to laugh at boomer stupidity, Germanon. Those people think they have figured out life itself by the virtue of having been around for a relatively long time. Their cognitive dissonance is the source of much needed laughter in these trying time.

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