I have a plan on how to stop the Wuhan virus from spreading. Follow me here, this one is complicated. Plan of action: >1) open up borders. Get rid of all border controls and abolish ICE. Zero checks on anybody coming into, or leaving the country >2) bring in plane-fulls of people straight from the city of Wuhan, where the virus originated >3) take shits in the streets and sidewalks and walk around in it >4) give out free heroin and leave our discarded needles on the playgrounds
How does this plan sound? I call it the San Fran Plan. Please get this plan to Trump, I think it would help the country a lot
Same. The market crash has ruined a lot of people’s life savings. I really wish Trump would actually do something about this wuhan virus.
Robert Kelly
>muh beer virus is all Drumpf's fault Reminder if you're a Mississippian like me our primary is today. Prepare to see some angry commies because niggers don't like their old commie jew.
I’ll be honest, I prefer the format of Morning Joke, it’s like a round table with minimal teleconferencing.
David Morris
>"Trump" What did he actually mean by this?
Sebastian Campbell
Don’t forget to encourage orgies and throat fucking with the tongue
Angel Cooper
Please don’t call it Wuhan. You’ll notice President Trump stopped calling it the Wuhan Virus after it was pointed out that was racist. We should all take a lesson from Trump and learn to abandon problematic language.
Anthony Jones
Q predicted this
Sebastian Collins
In his press conference yesterday, he was asked if he was tested and he stormed off.
“Spanish” flu came from China Black Death came from China Syphilis came from American Indians who migrated to North America from where? That’s right, China
Dominic Murphy
I think he means that the media has created a character of "Trump" that doesn't really match up with real Trump.
Parker Gonzalez
Are you saying the Chinese are racist for naming a city after a racist word?
Ryan Moore
Joe Scarborough: Myth vs. Facts
>The Myth: Joe killed his intern. The Fact: Joe didn’t kill his intern.
>The Myth: Joe has a low IQ. The Fact: Joe has a high IQ.
>The Myth: Joe isn’t a conservative. The Fact: Joe is a conservative.
>The Myth: Joe stabbed Trump in the back. The Fact: Trump stabbed Joe in the back.
>stormed off Not at all. Safe to filter this shill.
Angel Scott
Can I call it Wutang Poontang Spoogalicious Pooh Bear Honey?
Ryder Gomez
How cute. You guys are finally acknowledging corona when trump finally limped out, and did a press conference after the market crashed.
Jacob Rivera
He walked out of the presser after making his statements & halfway out of the room the press shouted out questions
Matthew Sanchez
Hey lads, where’s the info graphic about how to survive a societal collapse, based on a guys experience in Yugoslavia when shit went down (I believe) one key passage is about lighters and normal shit like canned beans becoming invaluable. Please reply will send memes
Name calling the niggers, fags, dykes, pinko-commies, beaners, midgets and firebushes is juvenile and backward. Anyone violating this policy will report to the principal's office for a spanking.
Julian Smith
I’m saying Trump caved to twitter pressure and doesn’t call it the Wuhan Virus. We should follow Trump’s example.
Alexander Smith
Markets nearly doubled after Trump took office and never fell to obama-tier levels. Did you all in on Zynga or something?
Daniel Mitchell
It was 18k in 2016 its 23k now. Are you retarded ?
Kayden Myers
Trump has been one of the most vocal people about corona, and was warning the country very early. He’s done more against corona than anyone else probably on the planet.
Gabriel Gomez
> the press shouted out questions That does not imply that they deserve answers. Most of the press doesn't even deserve cab fare home after rough, barely consensual sex.
Jaxon Gutierrez
I have it on good authority from a source close to the thinking of someone who knows of Trump he has the wuhung flu.
Right, almost forgot. Also, the gay piss parades would probably help too. I heard that getting pissed on by a naked fat guy whilst swimming in a piss tub would help sanitize my skin.
Exactly, he wasn't there to answer questions & yet the press seem to think they are owed it. They deserve gas & a small room
Logan Sullivan
Lol no he didn’t he said democrats were trying to get him and posting on Twitter how it was no big deal. He changed his tune yesterday at the press conference where he didn’t take questions and talked for maybe five minutes.
Grayson Sullivan
Stop calling it the Wuhan Virus! You really want to die on this hill? It's Peking Lung!
Adrian Adams
You would know wouldn't you, Sanchez.
Ryder Jenkins
>and he stormed off. Just like a stormtrooper? Just like my cartoonies? You know who else stormed off?... Hitler
Camden Flores
He’s referring to his presidency, conservatives, his agenda, etc.
Dominic Campbell
That's a shill replying to himself, media matters really getting desperate now
Cooper Harris
Could have easily locked them in and gassed them where they were. I would have been completely erected.
Ian Ross
So it turns out Blimpf jumped the gun yesterday on The Latest Version of the Stimulus Jew, and according to (((CNBC))) a number of people in his administration were 'stunned' when he said there would be a presser today about the details
So it looks like any presser about all this shit definitely won't be happening today, and more likely to take place later in the week
>only affects boomer and nonwhites >literally designed to award NEETs Are you helping spread coronachan? Coofers unite.
Logan Jackson
I have seen enough Joe Biden is the next President of the United States. He will bridge everyone together.
Noah Cook
>“Spanish” flu came from China Absolutely not. It came from a US military base.
John Ramirez
>the press seem to think they are owed it That's the leftist's entitlement mindset for you.
Cooper Long
One thing trump cares about us the stock market. Not people’s lives. the only reason he’s addressing this is the crash yesterday. It got so bad they paused trading for 15 minutes. And the reason why is there was zero leadership coming from potus.
So I was right then probably. A media matters 63 year old housewife. Perhaps Mrs. James Comey herself !
Grayson Thomas
You only lost money if you cashed out
David Torres
Can somebody with some experience explain something for a brainlet here? If the DOW is worth 25k, and loses 1100 or around 4% of worth, is it worse than if the market is worth 10k and looses like 1000(around 10%). Technically less is lost but of a smaller pool. What is worse?
Maybe it’s this book, but there’s an info graphic made up of various things that are needed for survival. One part mentions mothers sucking dick for stuff as ubiquitous as matches or cigarettes
Evan Adams
General Tso’s Coofin
Kayden Rodriguez
It doesn't matter. When the price starts dropping, hold your stocks; when the price hits bottom, buy more stocks; when the price rises again, you become wealthier. Keep receiving dividends and build your portfolio.
Ryder Evans
>"We need to tackle this Chink Flu head on, I propose we bring everyone together to achieve it. By bringing ppl closer we will beat this thing. I'm Joe Biden & I approve this message"
Another reason never to allow migration. Borders exist for a reason.
Josiah Ross
NOW LORI AT THE OFFICE IS AN INTERN OF MINE GETS ME MY DRINKS FOR FREE AND SHE'S QUICK TO BE DEAD WHEN SHE'S BUMPIN' HER HEAD ON A BUST OF OLE A-B-E
SHE SAYS, "JOE, I BELIEVE YOU ARE KILLING ME" AS A SMILE CAME OVER MY FACE WELL I'M SURE THAT I WON'T BE IN CONGRESS AGAIN BUT AT LEAST THERE WON'T BE A CASE
James has a split personality, Dr Corney & Mr Comey, he is composed of 2 tall midgets in a trenchcoat.
Dylan Ramirez
Concern trolling really bores me. Bernie's solution to corona virus is open borders. He's actually retarded.
Easton Thompson
Blue state Americans.
Nicholas Morris
I’m calling COVID-19 by its full name “China-Originated Virus Infection Disease 2019” which is interestingly hard to find on Google.
Liam Gonzalez
Are years measured in months now?
Jaxson Nelson
As the volume increases the movement will increase as well. Put aside abnormal factors like COVID-19. If the DJIA was at 100k it would be moving up and down by 5k every few seconds.
Kayden Green
>even replying to a 2 ID shill
Hunter Allen
>when the price hits bottom, buy more stocks and how would we know when it hits bottom?
Jordan Reed
Why aren’t people calling it SARS-CoV2
Benjamin Johnson
Fact: Joe hired a disgraced, incompetent coroner to perform the medical examination, who officially declared "she fell."
Xavier Sanders
Just buy and hold. I’m serios
T. Didn’t buy Bank of America at 60 cents
Michael Barnes
Not for nothing I’m not exactly blaming trump for the crash, other than he should have addressed this sooner. This isn’t just the US that’s has markets tanking it’s worldwide.
Jordan Adams
Too busy calling it a nothingburger
Camden Cook
That's because it stands for COrona VIrus Disease 19.
