AUS/POL/ Piss poor effort edition

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>Coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic phase will call for 'extreme measures', Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/coronavirus-pandemic-phase/12042780

>Coronavirus: Woman coughs on flight attendant on-board plane
news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/coronavirus-woman-coughs-on-flight-attendant-onboard-plane/news-story/c4ec1f0b8fb1b7c6d048b76e456bf98f

>Scott Morrison reveals key principles of coronavirus stimulus package
news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/time-is-now-scomo-to-reveal-key-parts-of-coronavirus-stimulus-package/news-story/ac924d058b9ce1fbed3cf18ddd1e2852

>Coronavirus: Video shows crowd descending on toilet paper at Aldi
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-video-shows-crowd-descending-on-toilet-paper-at-aldi/news-story/5cc23458a332cc6e59b3ce51f337bc5a

>Coronavirus trade collapse paints grim Australian economic picture for 2020
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/coronavirus-trade-collapse-paints-grim-picture-for-rest-of-2020/12042738

>First 'drive-thru' coronavirus testing station opens in South Australia
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/australias-first-coronavirus-road-testing-station-opens-adelaide/12041978

>Coronavirus: Italy-style lockdown could be on cards for Australia, WA AMA chief says
theaustralian.com.au/nation/pandemic-threat-very-real-says-who-as-wall-st-dives/news-story/2a5d290c00399ef8d6ddddbb484668b8

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Why didn't one of you bake?

Repost. Maybe he’s right anons...

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Glad you found it m8.
Old one was archived before I could link to this one.

Is it bad I’m indifferent about the Kung flu killing me like a cuck? Am I even more of a cuck if I’m leaning more towards dying?

HE IS RIGHT ANONS

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>Am I even more of a cuck if I’m leaning more towards dying?
Living in the hellscape we call the modern world is dying.
Slowly from the inside.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Someone find the link, NOW!

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how do we find it? brute force random combo of numbers and letter links with supercomputer