/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1834

► Detected: 1114,686 ► Died: 4,031
>NEWS
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
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Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
doi.org/10.1001/jama.2020.2783

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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China figures likely simulated
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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>LATEST CASES
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
14:00: 39 new cases in the United Kingdom.
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.

>MORE
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I really want my country to be quarantined so i can play vidya non-stop

that guy in the pic gives me nightmares look at that face, so much malevolent feeling in that expression, artistic, radical, beautiful and scary

Tried to make a predictive map based on Bugarbro’s.
Red is countries with confirmed cases
Pink is countries with likely, unreported outbreaks (Bulgarbro would have more info concerning Kazakhstan but the news tab on google should give you a good idea)

Yellow are-
>countries with a significant diaspora in infected countries, which increases frequency of intertravelling
>countries with a significant prescence of foreign nationals from infected countries (notably China) for trade or construction
>countries with a strong international finance and tourism centre
>Countries who have been in the news for their preparations (Rwanda, Kenya)/ lack of preparations (Somalia)/ testing for cases (Puerto Rico, Zimbabwe (Zimbabwe’s case having gone AWOL))

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First for dead jews.

Chinkbro how is China?

>2020 colorized jannies banning splitters

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>just received an "emergency cascade" test message from the University I work at

H-happening? Work at UCL in London

It's just the sniffles, bro.

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haha they look like ghostbusters hehe x

Thank you for not being a faggot OP.

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Killed by mods, a lot of slide threads

>tfw I live right next to hospital where they are now sending all the infected

Digits, from 1 to 10, how fucked am I?

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>Outside borders (with Russia, Belarus, Ukraine) shut down completely
fake news

>Outside borders (with Russia, Belarus, Ukraine) shut down completely.
Bit retarded considering there are much more cases in the west like idk, Germany or something.

Roommate just returned from London a few days ago. He is currently in bed coughing his lungs up and says he has shortness of breath. Am I fucked?

Denmark mobilizing all it's health sectors, public, private and army to prepare for corona.

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>all schools getting closed tommorow

Ffs now I have to deal with autistic faggot children 3 months early

Most experts seem to believe it was done way too late anyway but we'll see how it plays out

Good luck buying hand sanitizer or masks then

>nobody from Italy allowed anymore
>events with more than 500 people outdoor and more than 100 people indoor are not allowed anymore
>universities closed starting Monday
>penis inspection day for everyone starting Monday as well

Kurz has banned anime with immediate effect

twitter.com/SPKCentrs/status/1237288409800081409

>Pēdējās diennakts laikā veikti 30 izmeklējumi, 2 pozitīvi COVID – 19 saslimšanas gadījumi, kas atgriezās Latvijā 7.martā un inficējušies Itālijas kalnu kūrortā Červinja. Kopā veikti 274 izmeklējumi, Latvijā kopā apstiprināti 8 COVID-19 saslimšanas gadījumi.

You already got it, bro.

My country yesterday said all Italians entering the country have to go to a 14 day quarantine and everyone who refuses will be deported. However, I think the damage has already been done, Italians have been freely roaming our seaside for weeks.

Bumping, i fucking missed it last time

500+ people events outdoors banned
100+ indoors banned
Schools closed starting next Monday
Universities closed starting Monday but many courses are already suspended/in online modus

And though I can hide my aggressive coofing, and you can shake my hazmat and feel healthy flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our prepping was probably comparable, I simply am not well.

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Yes, prepare for the worst.

Latest news from Africa?

Congratulations to President Xi and the Chinese people in overcoming the Coronavirus crisis! They have shown the world the strength of the Chinese dragon!

Fellow diaspora Slav here, why are Poles trying so hard to be relevant by panicking about Corona chan??? Be thankful you’re Govt isn’t run by a bunch of neo-liberal Globalists who value the dollar rather than the health and well being of their citizens

Serbia is also forbidding entry from certain countries. Way too late.

Also Italy border shut down entirely

mods doing their job, shills are in full force this morning
somethings going to happen

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Probably, suffocate him for infecting you before you are too weak to do it

President Xi deserves a Nobel prize for his leadership in the fight against Coronavirus!

Don't lose hope, slavbro. Long incubation period and asymptomatic transmission ensure that corona-chan will claim her victims eventually.

Thank you China for showing the world how to handle a national crisis with such ease!

We're still in Schengen so that's probably a consideration. Once Germany gets closer to becoming a failed state it will probably be closed all around

hello chang

>emergency cascade

wat

I see.

hot weather
lots of niggers there

in couldent believe my ears, kurz and his team sounded SANE.
they are genuinely taking corona seriously and are doing things to make it better.
so far our leaders are the only politicians that dident sound bat shit insane.
this is the first time in a long time that im proud in our leaders.

Something's probably already happened, pastabro.

You’re already dead chink microdick

Compare and contrast Xi’s leadership and strength in helping China to overcome Coronavirus to Trump’s cowardly dithering. It’s like apples and oranges.

I agree, we should have probably done that the moment Italy started getting decimated but unfortunately government is a very slow machine to ride in

>5
Eh, I’ll take it.

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STOP CCCOOOOFIN AT US ITALY
OUR SCHOOLS CLOSING NOW CUZ OF YOUR COOOOOOOFIN

nice not bad i understand them giving unis and schools time to close but damn its a little late.
good to know they aren't completely incompetent.

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Ok we fucked then. Well i had fun bros.

Nice, our government had another crisis meeting yesterday and they decided people should not shake hands.

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Because Poles national sport is bitching about stuff and chinks have given us a great target to panic about. Better to panic and overprepare than underprepare and die like a retard imo

Not all, gatherings above 1k banned.

China has declared victory in the war against Coronavirus! Can the rest of the world say the same?

Switzerland +123

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Many will close earlier but Monday is the mandatory deadline I believe
It's enforced, not a "suggestion"

I long for her sweet embrace

Another day
Another bread
Another nothingburger

Shinji, no!!!!

Visi sūdzas ka aptiekās nav maskas.
K-senukai/Mājai un dārzam ir pilna dirsa ar viņām.

Friend of mine just came back from Bali and today his missus who is a nurse woke up with a bit of a cold and they both went and got tested today and will know the results within 48 hours.

I went and had lunch with both of them on Saturday, how fucked am I?

UNIS IN POLAND CLOSING
>UNIS IN POLAND CLOSING
UNIS IN POLAND CLOSING
>UNIS IN POLAND CLOSING

>fill up my amazon basket with goods on sunday
>check my account today to see how my stuff is coming along
>I forgot to click order all this time

DARWIN PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME I DONT WANT TO DIE

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It’s too late mate, the German Govt is in absolute denial about this and their wilful negligence will allow the virus to spread to Central and Eastern Europe, think of all the guest workers who regularly commute between Germany and their home countries and then you have the virus spreading from the Balkans where it has appeared.

China infected the rest of the world with coronavirus!
Can the rest of the world say the same?

this but unironically

If this doesn't end in a happening then I think that pol and the happening fags will be completely btfo for ever.

They are really investing in this one. There's alot at stake for this board

Please be real. I want you to be a real chink shill so bad.

There's a reason the Führer came from Austria. Austria acting unironically non-retarded, although 2 weeks too late.

When did you last go outside?

Chill.
Large portions of Latvians live in small villages or small towns. Practically we are already in quarantine.

he is losing it

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Tu zem kāda akmeņa dzīvo? Ziņas grūti pašķirstīt /cvg/ sēžot?

get urself tested, for the sake of others you might infect

We closed out borders with China pretty early on, but still got fucked by people coming back from vacation in Italy. At this point, pretty much every country has this shit, but I guess closing down borders or increasing testing of everyone arriving from high-risk areas can’t hurt. Better late than never. Hope you’ll be fine bros.

niggers everywhere apparently

That's how "mass gatherings" are indeed defined but it will make organizers of smaller events wary as well and hopefully make them cancel

Most people are dumb as fucking rocks here. What did u expect? All the boomers live in CCCR blissfull autism

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It’s not that user, Poles were desperately trying to stay relevant by hoping they’d have infected too, that’s retarded.

Ron Paulsy happening fags are always wrong. They have nothing to lose or gain. They are gormless and without shame. They will forget this ever happened and move onto the next and make the same retarded demands as before.

>germany becomes a failed state

>germany has 4.5 intensive care beds per 1000 than you do, moreover those are real. intensive care unlike your communism era staff
>all the old poles stay home while young ones are working abroad to a large extent
>hordes of unwashed hoholes

mate you gonna die out waaaay harder than they do

China is back and open for business again! Sorry to all the China haters out there but what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger :)

Yeah, it's so much easier when you can just ignore human rights

I have to go to pooblix today

How do i avoid catching corona from the inevitably infested cashiers? Unfortunately we dont have self checkout so I am forced to allow these corona carriers to touch all my groceries and bags.

I know guys in military (corporals, engineers), if anything here happens I'll know and post on Yas Forums.

is anyone still keeping an updated chart and providing regular updates? bno seem to have shit the bed.

If any Austria newfag is reading this, this is likely a sign that there will be a total Italy style lockdown somewhere in the near future. Prep if you haven't

its funny how kurz seemingly had to hold himself back not to shout at the retarded jurnos that only cared about there sportsball.
shit one whores was talking shit about it now being illigal to have weddings with more then 100 people, none of this journalistic filth understands or cares.

Who cares, he is a retarded boomer - prime opportunity for coronavirus. He will be dead in a month.

So I promised on my life to not show anyone (unlisted video), but its basically a briefing in Brisbane for all medical staff and procedure.

Points:
>They wont test unless its severe/serious enough
>They wont test post mortem in order to curb the panic
>Mortality rate 5% at the moment but said that this could be the "tip of the iceberg"
>Mentioned using temporary spaces such as schools and stadiums as makeshift fever clinics

It's all about buying time in the end. Hope you have enough alcohol to last

test

That face when asking backpackers if they've ever had an Aussie kiss. It's like a French kiss but down under. Unless it's an Aussie kiss on an English hambeast, in which case it's like a down under French kiss but on a kebab with extra garlic sauce and a side dose of herpes

London will be toast..may as well just dump a bunch of concrete in it.

HOLY SHIT BASED

just saying, you dont want to watch your boomer mother and/or father slowly suffocating during an induced coma because you didnt get tested

I see, im reading up on it and news are saying schools are not yet affected? Only universities and fachhochschulen.

This is shit bait user, consider licking the walls of your house instead.

our sleeping zombie agents tiblas gonna kill you, labus, for once they will serve their puropse

You can find turboautists everywhere mate, just look at how many shills with your own flag we have in the threads

North of spain is really fucked an people acts like nothing is happening
I have a coworker, who has anorexia and a rare disease who thinks she will be immune to the virus
my god