/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1832

► Detected: 114,276 ► Died: 4,009

>NEWS
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
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Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
doi.org/10.1001/jama.2020.2783

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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China figures likely simulated
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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>LATEST CASES
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
14:00: 39 new cases in the United Kingdom.
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=DtL_giO-EB8
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abc11.com/travel/amtrak-curtails-some-nonstop-acela-service-due-to-coronavirus/5993117/
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www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200310/k10012323331000.html
news.expats.cz/weekly-czech-news/breaking-czech-republic-closes-all-schools-bans-events-with-100-people-over-coronavirus/
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +4 (+1) Italy +1,797 (+97) S. Korea +165 (+3) Iran +595 (+43) France +203 (+11) Spain +557 (+13) Germany +184 (+2) USA +83 (+4) Japan +28 (+2) UK +43 (+2) Netherlands +56 (+1) Canada +11 (+1) Iraq +6 (+1) S. Marino +14 (+1) Switzerland +42 Sweden +58 Belgium +39 Norway +51 Singapore +10 Austria +27 Malaysia +18 Bahrain +24 Australia +10 Denmark +55 Greece +11 Iceland +7 Kuwait +1 UAE +14 Israel +11 India +7 Lebanon +9 Portugal +9 Czechia +6 Finland +8 Vietnam +1 Palestine +6 Philippines +14 Ireland +3 Slovenia +8 Russia +3 S. Arabia +9 Indonesia +13 Oman +2 Qatar +3 Argentina +5 Romania +2 Poland +6 Pakistan +9 Ecuador +1 Georgia +2 Croatia +1 Chile +3 Hungary +2 Peru +2 Slovakia +2 S. Africa +4 Latvia +3 Maldives +2 Tunisia +3 Bosnia +2 Macedonia +1 Malta +1 Colombia +2 Nigeria +1 Cyprus +2 Serbia +1 Brunei +1 Burkina Faso +1 Chan. Isl. +1 Total +4,285 (+182)

Fly me to the Milan
Let me cough like I have SARS
Let me see what MSM is like
calling it a farce

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, CoViD kiss me

Fill my lungs with foam
Let me breath for never more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you

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WORLD WIDE WARNING

WARNING ALL ITALIANS
THIS IS NOT JUST A COMPLEX BIOWEAPON

THIS IS AN EXTERMINATION
WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED BY AN UNKNOWN ENEMY

CHINAS LEADERSHIP IS GONE OR COMPLETE PUPPETS

THEY HAVE EXTERMINATED 10 MILLION IN CHINA ALREADY

>ITALY EXTERMINATION TO START IN DAYS
>YOU WILL BE FORCED FROM YOUR HOME AND FROM HOSPITALS BY MILITARY INTO CREMATORIES AND EXECUTED
U MUST LEAVE

U MUST FLEE

THIS IS AN ASSAULT FROM WITHIN AND FROM THE OUTSIDE BY POTENTIALLY NON HUMAN FORCES

HUMAN EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FLEE ITALIANS

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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What are some stuff to do that makes me look cool if shit really hits the fire? Im gonna buy some dry wood and store it, make fire in my yard when shit is going down. I bought those cowboy hats and a poncho to make me look really cool. I bought cigs too, should i also buy cigars? I dont smoke but an user suggested it would look really cool.I also learnt some short quotes that i can repeat that make me look cool irl if people ask me questions. Shit like "humanity is on its last legs" etc. I could buy a guitar but i dont know how to play it.

Is there any good apocalypse tv show/movie or anime/manga i can check out to take over some cool quirks?

>BY POTENTIALLY NON HUMAN FORCES

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Of all the Southeast Asian countries, which ones seem to be transparent in reporting and which ones seem to be underreporting?

Based on all evidence we have...

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So if you are the bag do I have to stuff the happening up your ass or what ?

We've had like 5 completed threads since the lat 1831 why are you still numbering them

JAPAN U ARE LIKELY SOON AFTER ON THE EXTERMINATION LIST AS U HAVE ALWAYS BEEN INDEPENDENT AND RESISTANT

GET READY
WARN UR FRIENDS

TELL YOUR FAMILY

Can someone post the recap from the last WHO Stream? Wasn't able to tune in due to some fuckery, thanks goys

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mynorthwest.com/1753083/homeless-at-double-risk-of-getting-spreading-coronavirus/
>They often don’t have places to wash their hands, struggle with health problems and crowd together in grimy camps
>Almost 200,000 people live in those conditions
>Washington state, California and Oregon among the states most affected by homelessness
>Health officials have not yet reported coronavirus outbreaks among homeless populations
>few communities have rolled out plans to protect the homeless and give them a place to recover in isolation, which would prevent them from passing it on
>“They are double risk. One is a risk to themselves, the other is a risk to society,” (that was true before coronachan)
>Seattle taken action: installing more than a dozen module units where infected homeless people can recover, some on county-owned land flanked by apartment buildings (likely to be used by non infected just because it will be a safe place to sleep. Next to apartments. Great)
>"they are older as a group and typically have multiple chronic medical conditions,”
>LA is sending teams to over 300 homeless facilities to ensure people are washing their hands and not sharing food or utensils (can't even keep them from sharing needles)
>health officials tell people to stay home when they’re sick, to wash their hands often and call their doctors with concerns
>homeless man in a long gray coat who was walking along a sidewalk in Salem said he is not particularly worried
>“If they get this particular virus, there’s a high degree of probability it’s going to impact them more severely than it does the general population, with a higher mortality,”
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>IT'S ALL OVER DON'T LISTEN TO SHILLS TRYING TO DOWNPLAY THIS IT'S COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL

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just a flu

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wiill zinc tablets like zicam kill coronavirus if you take it early enough

singapore is the most honest out here.

Finland is +10

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>0 (zero) cases in Turkey

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He is right. (((They))) are not humans.

Because your splitting won't make us stop numbering them

based schizo poster

Why would you weaken your lungs with cigars when there is a viral pneumonia pandemic around?

>watch outside my window
>pretty much everyone outside is atleast 70+ years old
>the youngest entering the local supermarket probably is 50 years old
No shit we about to surpass china

Belarus 9 (+3)
minzdrav.gov.by/ru/sobytiya/o-sostoyanii-patsientov-u-kotorykh-diagnostirovan-covid-19/

How exactly is that supposed to work?

Where's the total infected per country list?

because it making me look way cooler is well worth the risk

i am the muffin

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Finally an Eva edit
youtube.com/watch?v=DtL_giO-EB8

>"this disease spreads from human to human"
Now Mahmud, I know it isn't your first language but what does that mean for turks

> 0 (zero) cases in cockroach hives
coincidence?

>I'm the bag

Yes you are

Lol where the fuck do you live? In a nursing home?

I hope all you frens will be fine and nothing bad happens to you or your loved ones.

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Why isnt this called Chinese Coronavirus general ?

incorrect

Virus travels between 14.5 and 22 meters
if youre in an enclosed space with someone who has it youre fucked.

fuck off glownigger

your country is hiding atleast 20,000 cases

>Virus travels between 14.5 and 22 meters
?

I'm 36 and I'm pretty sure I just contracted the disease.

Wat should I do?

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>FTSE MIB +3.20%

>FTSE MIB +3.20%

>FTSE MIB +3.20%

>FTSE MIB +3.20%

Happening cancelled

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>>this disease spreads from human to human
you know this is your last cope right, coofer?

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WASH YOUR HANDS

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Get comfy with your preps bois
Don't go outside till it's all over

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Hug your mom and kiss her goodbye

congrats, that's not even half of yesterday

You are supposed to look at closures. It will go down again.

It's just a flu bro, just wash your hands jajajajaj.
t. Gobierno de España

>Wat should I do?
Die

ARGIE BAKER IS HERE AND THERE ARE NO MORE SUPERFLUOUS THREADS

ALL IS WELL

CARRY ON

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DOW JONES FUTURES +1058.0 (+4.43%)

Friday the 13th

Black Friday is coming

Zoomers, you're fucking shitting with your threads. It has long been clear to all adequately thinking Anons that this new virus poses no more threats than swine flu, avian flu, H2N1, atypical pneumonia or Ebola. If you hadn't walked under the table in the early 2000s and remembered the media publications of those days, you would have known that the same thing was happening then. The media fanned hysteria, people got scared, and smart uncles made money on it: the media on their ratings and advertising, pharmacists on the production of fuflomycins, and so on. But you-stupid children-just don't know about all this and it's fun to tickle each other's anus nerves. But I will upset you: there will be no Apocalypse, in a month everyone will get tired of watching this coronovirus, and in 2 months they will not remember it more often than they now remember some H2N1, such things.

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Its contained in China now. Nothingburger.

Milan
boomers must wagie no matter what
non retards stay home
lonenly elderly just go out because they are bored and no one buy them supplies so they have to that themself

You're death numbers are all behind too

Obviously that but before that? Where should I go to coof?

axios.com/iran-coronavirus-deaths-cases-information-blocked-f82db0e7-da70-4e9c-b72d-54e7f7f6ed9b.html
> outbreak has reached the upper echelons of power, and ordinary citizens fear that the information filtering down can’t be trusted
>experts fear the real numbers in Iran are much higher, and that the government’s instinct to control information and prevent fear undermined hopes of containing it
>Quarantines were mocked, elections went ahead and medical workers were reportedly reprimanded for wearing masks — all in the name of preserving public calm
>those infected now includes 23 members of parliament, a vice president and the deputy health minister
>One doctor based in the U.S. said colleagues in Iran had been forced to misreport causes of death for people
>No one knows how widely the coronachan has spread in Iran, but based on data from hospitals in Tehran leaked to the Washington Post, epidemiologist Ashleigh Tuite estimated that there were now 28,000 cases
>“The more the officials are scared of scaring people, the more the virus will spread and the country will be further paralyzed,”
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abc11.com/travel/amtrak-curtails-some-nonstop-acela-service-due-to-coronavirus/5993117/
>Nonstop Acela service between Washington and New York City has been suspended
>Amtrak says there has been reduced demand for service overall since the outbreak intensified
>The nonstop DC-NYC service will halt beginning March 10. It is set to resume on May 26
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Holy shit, what more proof do people want that the economy is rigged if stocks recover after yesterday?

Yea? Source

Until the next country in Western Europe is quarantined.

If you are, as you claim, human, why exactly does bug spray kill you guys?

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To the moooon!

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A woman on the bus cough in my face, i moved but may be too late.
Wish me luck

>no one from Turkey travelled to Italy
>no one from Iran travelled to Turkey
>none of the visiting tourists had it
>no one on Turkish Airlines planes had it

Our first corona case was an Iranian who travelled here through Istanbul. No one is believing this bullshit.

"bro we put 60 million in lockdown that'll do WONDERS for the economy BIGLY GAINS soon"

I dunno user, when all of the above happened, I don't remember entire countries going on lockdown, like Italy just did.
So I only hope that digits save us all and everything will be fine.

>Where to go?
Your local mosque, to your friendly neighborhood rabbi, to your diversified workplace, to tranny safezones. Anywhere you want to go fren.

>just ignore the numbers the clearly tell us it's been far worse for over a month now
Cope

Go to a bernie rally

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200310/k10012323331000.html
School closures in Japan are being extended.

Took me 20 minutes to find the Argie thread.

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Shit is worse than expected. I don't see anybody around here. Certainly not oldfucks. Some loners on a bike from time to time.

...

Based. Happening is over. Time to move on.

It’s the Plunge Protection Team at US Fed buying stocks to stop a crash and the resulting liquidity crisis, if you want a true representation of the true value of the stock market, follow the overnight futures markets, the Central Banks don’t play in that market.

Czech republic closed all schools and banned all events with 100+ people: English source: news.expats.cz/weekly-czech-news/breaking-czech-republic-closes-all-schools-bans-events-with-100-people-over-coronavirus/ Pic not related

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That is if the chinks arent lying. That said the measures they took to stop it were very drastic. every other country tells you to go back to your cagie and wash your hands. Western society will get fucked if they don't turn a 180 soon. Even italy who put quarantines arent anywhere near the measures China took.

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They are not recovering shit

Anyone have the hazmat suit for editing in your own picture in?

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Lactoferrin might stop it from binding to your body. Zinc helps once it's in your body IIRC, same with Vitamin C and D.

why is it the boomers always use cat pictures in there cope posts?

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No offense but is there a chance that you are a shut-in autismo?
Even in an apocalypse dudes would find that cringe as hell

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>product shortage causes stock decline
>pumping market somehow fixes decline in workforce
>Green numbers fix all our problems
I hate idiots

Soz my bad.

So how has the quarantine impacted your daily routine user??

Seriously considering blowing 50 bucks on preps with next Friday's paycheck, good preps to last a long time ?

who here /SICK/ today?

Fuck work. Those niggers can go straight the fuck to hell. I'm feeling severely under the weather and nothing is gonna stop me from being absolutely comfy in the safety of my own well prepped home.

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Feds can't cut shit anymore nor do they have anything to pump with. It's ogre, the BEARS won.

Wash your hands bro, it's just a hiv like flu.

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What a nice lad. I should get some again because our tank is a lot less interesting to look at without thos busy lads running around

cope

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Trump's doing a pretty good job based on those numbers. We might make it through this long enough to watch EU burn to the ground :^)

We take this virus seriously even in the beginning. No one says "its just a flu bro" here and our healthcare is god tier. Believe me my friend, theres no faggot virus in Turkey.

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I agree.

ITALY HAS FALLEN
>ITALY HAS FALLEN
ITALY HAS FALLEN
>ITALY HAS FALLEN

CHURCH CANCELLED
>CHURCH CANCELLED
CHURCH CANCELLED
>CHURCH CANCELLED

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No evidence it can, the paper showed zinc can inhibit covid 19,but in a Petri dish. You have to increase zinc levels intracellularly which isn't nessecarily going to happen with supplements.

It doesn't kill it, zinc in general inhibits a the ability for the virus to replicate in your body, but that's a generality and it varies depending on the virus. A lot of the research is fairly old at this point, and it hasn't been tested at all in a lab setting with this current variation. It's more of a safety measure that's not going to have any negative effects on you so why not try it and be "safe not sorry" type of thing.

DUDE GET YOUR SHIT PACKED NOW

They are exterminating us

They will have death camps finished for u in a few days. We will be soon after. Quit your job. Pack things needed to survive long term and flee the country. U will be removed to death camps in a few days.

>www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200310/k10012323331000.html

>Just chiba

FUCK. I got excited for a second.

I called in sick the other day because I was sick of fucking work