AUS/POL/ ZYZZ EDITION #2

Hey lads

>Coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic phase will call for 'extreme measures', Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/coronavirus-pandemic-phase/12042780

>Coronavirus: Woman coughs on flight attendant on-board plane
news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/coronavirus-woman-coughs-on-flight-attendant-onboard-plane/news-story/c4ec1f0b8fb1b7c6d048b76e456bf98f

>Scott Morrison reveals key principles of coronavirus stimulus package
news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/time-is-now-scomo-to-reveal-key-parts-of-coronavirus-stimulus-package/news-story/ac924d058b9ce1fbed3cf18ddd1e2852

>Coronavirus: Video shows crowd descending on toilet paper at Aldi
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-video-shows-crowd-descending-on-toilet-paper-at-aldi/news-story/5cc23458a332cc6e59b3ce51f337bc5a

>Coronavirus trade collapse paints grim Australian economic picture for 2020
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/coronavirus-trade-collapse-paints-grim-picture-for-rest-of-2020/12042738

>First 'drive-thru' coronavirus testing station opens in South Australia
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/australias-first-coronavirus-road-testing-station-opens-adelaide/12041978

>Coronavirus: Italy-style lockdown could be on cards for Australia, WA AMA chief says
theaustralian.com.au/nation/pandemic-threat-very-real-says-who-as-wall-st-dives/news-story/2a5d290c00399ef8d6ddddbb484668b8

Previous

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abc.net.au/news/rural/2020-03-10/fish-market-struggling-amid-coronavirus-fears/12041378
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Here

the bf

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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as fuck
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

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the gf

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the daily ride

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fuck off we're full

the REAL gf

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what a faggy haircut

and how pathetic must you feel to be abusing all those steroids and still be that tiny

The problem.

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Some cunt in my street is mowing the lawn at 8:30pm, the fuck is this world coming to?

abc.net.au/news/rural/2020-03-10/fish-market-struggling-amid-coronavirus-fears/12041378
Fish markets are collapsing with no chink locusts to rape our oceans. Boomers mad.

The solution

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That's me bro.

One Nation is struggling for members in SA.

You're gonna make it zebra, errbody be mirin

>One Nation is struggling for members in SA.
Those stupid cunts vote for this bush pig.
What do you expect?

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That's because we have triple digit iq's. unlike the rest of this country

wow it's like we'll have to return to community-based approaches to business instead of feeding off foreign interests
What a disaster

>The solution
There's only one sure way to fix Oz.

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Canberrafags report in

that's not the RBA or the IMF so you can't be right

WORLD WIDE WARNING

WARNING ALL ITALIANS
THIS IS NOT JUST A COMPLEX BIOWEAPON

THIS IS AN EXTERMINATION
WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED BY AN UNKNOWN ENEMY

CHINAS LEADERSHIP IS GONE OR COMPLETE PUPPETS

THEY HAVE EXTERMINATED 10 MILLION IN CHINA ALREADY

>ITALY EXTERMINATION TO START IN DAYS
>YOU WILL BE FORCED FROM YOUR HOME AND FROM HOSPITALS BY MILITARY INTO CREMATORIES AND EXECUTED
U MUST LEAVE

U MUST FLEE

THIS IS AN ASSAULT FROM WITHIN AND FROM THE OUTSIDE BY POTENTIALLY NON HUMAN FORCES

HUMAN EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FLEE ITALIANS

meds nigger

>That's because we have triple digit fag percentage.
100% pure faggotry.

I have never had a halal snack pack. Am I really missing out? It's just chips, sauce and doner meat, I don't get the hype.

FUAAAARK

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Join, homo.
Missing out.

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nice projection

>that's not the RBA or the IMF so you can't be right
Those cunt's would be powerless without pollies to sell nations to them.

/nrl/ saves the day again

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Who here /canberra/

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they're pretty fucking good

>Suckby

>nice erection
Sounds like something a fag would say.

I can't stop wanking to Hannah Baxter's death. Fucking thot (^: Is that normal?

PS. She deserved it because the only good woman is a dead woman.

Have it on good authority that there is currently a corona scare within an army base

Lol wtf is that. Why the tits? Yuck

I hate women. Women need to be raped and beheaded. The only good woman is a dead woman. Is that normal?

PS. Women are trash.

Not your person army weak faggot

It's for when you are hangover/drunk

fuck, who'll put out the bushfires if they're all sneezing?

Ask for a pork one though they’re the best

Classic swedemuhammed

I busted a nut to the Morocco decapitation video. Hearing that slut scream for her mother gave me a hard on. Is that normal?

PS. She deserved it because the only good whore is a dead whore.

I miss based tone

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LITTLE NEETIE
STARTS TO WEEP
BENEFITS CUT
SO HE CAN'T EAT

TO THE GOVERNMENT
HE MUST GO
TO PROVE TO THEM
HE'S MENTALLY SLOW

WATCH THE NEETIE'S
PATHETIC GROVEL
TO KEEP HIS SHITTY
ONE-BEDROOM HOVEL

APPEAL ALLOWED
SAFE FOR A MONTH
ON GOVERNMENT COCK
HE MUST NOW MUNCH

NEETIE ONCE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS
NOW THE MAN HIS ANUS REAMS

NEETIE THINKS HE'S FREE AND LOOSE
BUT NEETBUCKS ARE JUST ANOTHER NOOSE

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fuck off nonce, its the mascot

WORLD WIDE WARNING

WARNING ALL ITALIANS
THIS IS NOT JUST A COMPLEX BIOWEAPON

THIS IS AN EXTERMINATION
WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED BY AN UNKNOWN ENEMY

CHINAS LEADERSHIP IS GONE OR COMPLETE PUPPETS

THEY HAVE EXTERMINATED 10 MILLION IN CHINA ALREADY

>ITALY EXTERMINATION TO START IN DAYS
>YOU WILL BE FORCED FROM YOUR HOME AND FROM HOSPITALS BY MILITARY INTO CREMATORIES AND EXECUTED
U MUST LEAVE

U MUST FLEE

THIS IS AN ASSAULT FROM WITHIN AND FROM THE OUTSIDE BY POTENTIALLY NON HUMAN FORCES

HUMAN EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FLEE ITALIANS

They have flooded this board with shills

IF YOU LIVE IN ITALY U NEED TO GET ALL YOUR SHIT PACKED NOW. U have a MAX of 48 HOURS TO GET ACROSS A BORDER

TELL UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY>

Legitimately I think a market waiting to be explored, just like a kebab with bacon.

Well the news said 3 army guys had tested positive right? And they say this isnt an attack on us at this stage :(

it's the bicentennial whale mate. let me introduce the iconic canberra owl. Truly a thing of beauty

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I never worked a day in my life. I never paid a cent in income tax. I never repay a cent of my hex debt. I refuse to contribute to a system that supports single mothers and niggers. Is that normal?

PS. Life as a sub 8 male is a scam. Imagine competing with 10 million other men for chad's sloppy seconds. Drop out and NEET on the system.

they're utter garbage fit for shitskins and degenerates
It's little surprise that people ITT like them

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I hate faggots. Faggots need to be thrown off rooftops ISIS style. G-D hates faggots so he gives them HIV. They deserve it. Is that normal?

based

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Wtf is wrong with canberra

Gimme a job or I'll rope

Fuck cenno, fuck gov, fuck RTOs, fuck society, fuck job agencies, fuck immigrants, fuck women, fuck you

Gimme a job or I'll rope