>China: compromised
>America: compromised
>Israel: compromised
Well, I'm out of conspiracy theories. Who did it?
China: compromised
Jacob Bennett
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Cooper Anderson
All of them. As if Satanists give a fuck about their people.
Jose Turner
Greta.
Henry Morris
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Tyler Butler
That damned Iceland at it again.
Matthew Carter
Russia?
Christopher Martin
>think I might have Corona
>have to pay to get tested
Lol FUCK America I’m COOFing in every elderly person and child
Carson Miller
Fucking Tasmania.
Xavier Adams
Bill Gates Foundation and the WHO
Nathan Fisher
Chinese incompetence at a bioweapons lab in Wuhan.
Believing every such calamity was planned is Grug tier. The true answer isn't that (((they))) plan every tragedy, it's that they're absolute savants at capitalizing on tragedies (though they do create some as well).
James Carter
Shhhh
Christopher Foster
>in
Ryan Gomez
I did it.
Angel Phillips
'Twas merely the jewes.
Evan Thompson
a group that wants to kill old people because the pension system would collapse otherwise.
Thomas Moore
>implying the virus doesn’t go in someone’s lungs like it did mine
COOFED
Juan Lewis
A copy-paste conspiracy theory
> Iran has had a biological warfare program since the early 1980s. Currently the program is in its research and development stages, but we believe Iran holds some stocks of BW agents and weapons.
> In 2001, China and Iran Oppose Ban on Biological Weapons. To this day, China and Iran have developed a friendly economic and strategic partnership.
> Biowarfare experts believe that on the eve of the September 11 attacks, al-Qaeda was at least two to three years away from producing a sufficient quantity of anthrax to use as a weapon.
> The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant is a militant Islamist group active in Libya
> Iran is an opponent of Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), fighting the group in Syria and Iraq.
> In 2018 ISIS propaganda calls for biological terror attacks on the West and depicts San Francisco under a noxious cloud. "We will make you fear the air you breath".
> SARS-CoV can be readily obtained from civets or other Chinese live-animal markets.
> A bioterrorist might employ the one or more of these methods: travel on multiple airplanes, contaminate food, dissiminate SARS-Cov in an aerosolized form.
Nolan Richardson
Dylan Cooper
>there’s this highly deadly virus that requires a necessary quarantine
>oy, but you gotta pay, goy
You have got to be FUCKING kidding me. I COOF where I want
Dylan Gonzalez
If trump actually pulls through with draining the swamp, and/or survives this storm of coronavirus and reelection, I expect something worse in store ahead.
Isaac Johnson
Agreed on both. Defining plots by countries doesn't work because special interest groups work internationally, and I definitely also believe that they not only capitalize on natural mishaps, but frame it in such a way that the public and conspiracy theorists believe they manufactured it, and so they look stronger than they may actually be.
Kevin Reed
everyone has been infected since 1911. the machine decided that now is the time to activate the virus.
Alexander Hill
it was Iceland along.
Michael Thomas
It's best to keep that in mind. (((They))) like for you to think that they're all-powerful and can bend everything and everyone to their will. In reality, they have power, but it is not unlimited.
Julian Johnson
>0.00006%
>OMG EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD HAS IT
It's classic media making a mountain out of an ant hill. Gullible monkey minds get afraid in large droves and buy toilet paper on command like good automaton droids.
Alexander Ramirez
Boomers vote usually for conservatives and childs are the future of white race, COVID-19 kill boomers and childs but curiously isn't killing shitskins/niggers.
COVID-19 is used to kill more whites and to destabilize white countries, to destroy Iran (Iran currently is unable to help Syria against Turkey because of COVID-19) and to make collapse the economy (the NWO will be the world united undernthe UN flag). COVID-19 is letting the WHO to obtain more power and influence around the world.
Anthony Long
Zachary Myers
I honestly do have the virus but fuck paying to have it diagnosed. I’m broke and just got a job at an airport
Nolan Foster
Follow the bodies. Asians, Iranians and Italians... who hates them? Right. Yas Forums is the only hate machine capable of working the meme magic. Look in the mirror!
Ethan Thompson
Shiiiit /sg/ BTFO
Nolan Wilson
India
Luis Nelson
It's not that everyone has it, it's the fact that it's everywhere. Oh, and those 0.000000006 percent of the world's population is currently causing massive medical equipment shortages in every country the virus hits.
Jackson Myers
heres a tip: countries dont exist anymore
Gavin Hughes
It was me. I'm not sorry. Someone had top act to collapse this system.
Would you do it if you had the choice? While there are still enough white men to rebuild.
Landon Clark
IT WAS TURKEY
NUKE TURKEY
EVERYBODY NUKE TURKEY AND THEN NO ONE GETS THE BLAME
Benjamin Turner
It was Madagascar
Daniel Edwards
The virus came out of the lab in Wuhan. It might have been an accident or it might not, it honestly doesn't matter, but I'm 100% certain they took the opportunity to plant it in Iran. The rest of the world is failure to contain it.
Jason Anderson
Carter Wilson
>it happened
>people die every day in every way
>a 2 week incubation
>lack of data/information/research
>what will be will be
>STFU
&
>DEAL WITH IT!
Caleb Bennett
Killing weaklings is good
Jonathan Torres
Eternal Anglo obviously
Samuel Howard
If you saw the post a chinese woman made about the Wuhan biolab selling or giving away test animals after their experiments.
Then you can blame it on a Chinese middle manager trying to make a few extra RMB on the side by selling infected animals for meat.
Charles Wood
>>China: compromised
>>America: compromised
>>Israel: compromised
>Well, I'm out of conspiracy theories. Who did it?
so comfy,i wonder who did it?
Benjamin Robinson
This. I saw a report that the virus was particularly effective against Iranians and therefore Italians because they share the same genetic makeup. Same with chinks.
Bentley Edwards
>they took the opportunity to plant it in Iran.
Who? the Us, China or the joos?
Anthony Hernandez
Lincoln Torres
>America: compromised
>Israel: compromised
From the 10k+ in Europe, ~10k in the ME and 80k in China, America's 700 and Israel's 50 pale quite a lot in comparison. Now let's look at it from this point of view: from all the nations in the world, which one gets to benefit the most out of China, and then of course magically Iran as well, getting plagued by this to such abnormal levels? Who would benefit the most out of this invading Europe through Italy and wrecking their economy like what happened to China? Who just so happened to have discovered an experimental vaccine against this when the entire rest of the world was left clueless and is still clueless, even research giants like China who need it the most?
Michael Gomez
US/joos
Easton Roberts
>Turkey: not compromised
Roaches are known to carry and transmit diseases
Oliver Lee
Australia wins. Flawless Victory.
Daniel Turner
Are you going to make out with them?
If not, you're coughing on them, not "In" them you fucking retard.
Brody Stewart
>this thread
Christopher Mitchell
>Yes goy, it's all in your head. Stop panicking. Orwell was a schizo.
Matthew Lewis
>having access to the internet in 2020
>still this uneducated
You're fucking pathetic and your country is useless
Samuel Butler
"The Globalists".
John Moore
> Italy: ???
How is italy doing right now? Compromised? Dead?
James Sanders
You can't prove it's not. I'm sure best president ever used it on purpose but the dems fucked up the release in order to ruin his healthcare credibility. Just watch, he'll make it kill every other known germ, turn people from shit holes into zombies that can't vote that double as legal slavery!
Michael Sanders
China.
They knew they could contain it while the rest of the word wouldn't be able to contain it.
A small loss of life in China and a few months hard lockdown, afterwards they emerge as the only world superpower.
Logan Bennett
>Iran
Memeflag.
Hi JIDF!
Nathaniel Turner
Some rich family / foundation to fuck society and play the mighty power card. Does it really matter who? This is anyway a huge and shitty simulation
Easton Brooks
IF this is for real, I pray for america
Godspeed, user
Brody Morales
There is no evil boogeyman. We're all retarded and killing ourselves for short-term satisfaction.
Hunter Sullivan
JFK was a tin foil hat retard
Asher Adams
When something bad happens on a global scale, just follow where the money countries lose go, then you find the sinner. Look up George Soros wealth now and before the corona virus started, check out Bill Gates too.
Julian Cox
Honestly theres so many people who could profit from a bioweapon im surprised it hasnt happened sooner.
Hunter Sullivan
It’s Saturn. Plasma hands and electromagnetism incoming.
Eli Barnes
the next escalation is a hot civil war in north america, digits confirm
Jaxson Jackson
>pulls through draining the swamp
He never started user
Gabriel Perez
>Well, I'm out of conspiracy theories. Who did it?
It was the left wingers. Those nasty fucks are always spreading diseases. Just look at San Francisco. FUCKING NASTY AS HELL!!!
Jaxon Clark
Who profited from the spanish flu? The black death? Some things are not planned, and you will find who profited only in the aftermath.