It is your responsibility to warn your family

I’d rather die of the flu than cancer or a heart attack

I tried to earn my parents but they are typical boomers and blew it off. Fine I'll get my inheritance early.

The only person with a job in my household is 60+

We will celebrate your death.

I almost died from pneumonia once. It's really not that bad once the fever gets good and high.

no, toxoplasmosis fags are more likely to take risks. i.e unnatural gay anal sex and getting shot by being AIDS infected fags. your death will come quickly without you suspecting it

good epitaph

everyone stay inside and please dont look at the sky

Time to start sending in applications

holy shit the sky just flew over my house

This is the question OP should have posted. Why don't the Boomers just go ahead and die?

Thanks! Because in reality, no one will. No one will give a shit when I die. I'll be dragged off to the Coroner's office and then "disposed of" either in a pauper's grave or a state supplied cremation. But either way, I don't care. And no one else will care. If there is even an obituary in the paper, no one will recognize my name, or say a word about me. No one on earth gives a shit if I live or die.

good luck lad

Wait, if you are an old person who needs help, is there someone you can call? You don't have to die alone.

Yes I am an old person, and no, there is no one I can call. As it happens, I do have to die alone. I am an old heterosexual white man without a friend or defender in the world. No friends, no family. And it is all my own fault being a mean, snarky old bastard who never cared about anyone else in my life. I am just getting what I deserve.

I will remember this thread user. And in 40 years when I am 80, I will look back and think " I wonder what happened to user? I wish him well. And if he has departed, I hope that he has reached his heaven"

It won't kill them though.
Only like 1.5-7% will die. If we are lucky.
I swear. Accounting for unconfirmed cases.
The CFR is probably something like .2%-.6%

we salute you.

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>Be 20 to 40 year old user
>Visit local Chinatown
>Bug people coof all over you. Eat bat soup.
>Visit your boomer parents. Coof. Lick glasses and spoons
>??
>Profit
Also works good at retirement homes. Imagine the savings to social security! You have to do it anons. For a better future.

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I went to the store and bought GermX Aloe(was cheapest), 99% alcohol, a thing of toilet paper, and some Tylenal flue. I sent the pic of the stuff to relatives because they live in a retarded state.
>t. alaskan

It's just the way life goes if you stay true to yourself and don't give in to family or social pressure. They turn their backs on you and tell you to go fuck yourself. And so, you do. Good luck to you, my friend. It is better than putting up with their bullshit.

Diabetes
Sleep Apnea
Asthma
HIV
TB (common in aliens)
Cancer (Chemo or Radiation Treatment)
Kidney failure / Dialysis
Obesity
Smokers
Drug users (IV and snorting getting it the worst)

Coronachan could kill them all. It could also wipe out the homeless, prisons and LGBT (Bug catchers and hormone blocking / injecting).

It also will destroy the service industry. With prostitution, restaurants, hotels, massage shops, cruises and tourist towns getting nuked.

I am going to find and dox you. Just so that I can make a cult following around your being.

Buy a gun, pick a synagogue and go out with a bang. Make it count, user. You could go down in the annals of Yas Forums history.

You expect Boomers to do something that would improve your life situation. The original generation of manchildren?

CFR raises with age. Add in comorbidity issues and we could see CFR of 30+% in the oldest age brackets. Particularly if healthcare becomes practical and gives up on the elderly.

>mother is 59
>has diabetes
>works at a psychatric ward
>they want to turn her ward into a quarantine ward
>still has to work 7 more years for pension
How do I stop her from fucking dying?

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Nah. I'll just find a rope when they are closing in. I won't die of natural causes. But they'll say I did.

Hangings are difficult to execute correctly. You'll be lucky to suffer horribly on your way out instead of survive, quite possibly with nasty brain damage. Just use a gun.

I shall volunteer as tribute.
Maybe I’ll get a Job as a cook at cracker barrel.

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tell her to start coofing at work

Don't have a gun anymore. So, I'll just have to nail my belt to a door overhang, tape my hands together so I can't undo it, stick my neck in, and hope I die fast from cutting off the blood supply to my brain, and if that fails die a painful death from O2 depletion. It won't be pretty, I know, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I will do it in front of the front door, so EMS or first responders will see me when they respond to the call. Kind of thought it over.

My dad is 56

I'm 53 and alone . If I croak , no one will know until the jews come for my unpaid rent .
Im in the top floor apt . , the stink will rise , no one will even smell it .

No one will write anything about you because no one will even notice that you died.

The smell of your fucking rotting corpse melting into the subflooring and the mass of flies buzzing around the inside of your house will be the only thing that gets a neighbor to call the police. The fire department will kick in your door and scoop up your melted pile of nasty shit of a body.

That's no good at all. You're better off finding some train tracks and putting your head under a car as rolls by slowly into an intersection. Do your research. Suicide isn't as easy or as painless as people think.

Your liquids might make a stain on the ceilings below. Or the mail might pile up in your mailbox.

Pneumonia , the old man's friend .

She must die.

Too bad she fell for the pension meme.

YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO DIE BEFORE SHE SEES A DAY OF RETIREMENT!!!!! Hahahhahjahahhaha!!!!

Good. Good. Any place that caters to early morning consumerism/franchise establishments. Coof all over everything.

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The death rattle was really fun, although it lasted for weeks and hurt like hell after they kidnapped me and got me to a hospital.

That's metal

I love my mom
I don’t want her to die either

I hope your entire family dies from testicular cancer, including your mom.

Don't want to PTSD a railroad crew. EMS is used to it.
I live in a house, alone. No one is going to smell or notice anything for at least a couple weeks.

>How do we trick them into leaving so that THE FUCKING BOOMERS CAN FINALLY DIE!?

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>Why don't the Boomers just go ahead and die?
Well , they will at some point . If you want them to die faster , go kill them yourself , you fucking coward .

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Railroad crews are used to it. It's no bigger deal for them to call it in than for the crew who has to clean it up.

I had a friend who did it that way.

So am I, maybe more so than you. Not a Boomer though, so take that as you will.

Worth keeping in mind. Sounds painless.

Same here luckily my mum is staying in doors for all but essentials, we’ll make it through this user

Thing is, I really don't want to kill myself. I want something else to kill me.

Do you know how fucking wrong you are? Do you believe corporations would allow ENTIRE COUNTRIES to be quarantined, to lose so much money, unless they absolutely had no choice? Unless it was fucking real?

Holy fuck, faggot. Glow harder.

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Actually he missed the tracks because he jumped from a statistically adequate hight in the process of blowing his head off. He did his research and got 2 out of 3 methods right. So the train just called it in as it passed by and that was that.

Don't all Americans have diabetes?

>Kind of thought it over.
Rethink the whole thing when you're in a better mood .
I've been miserable most of my life but I had a good day a few years ago and I thought "WTF was I thinking?" about all the dark , shitty thoughts Ive had for decades .
1 good day gave me a different POV to see things from .
Just 1 good day .

Lay down on a train track. I don't know if it's the same over there but here there's a set amount of grievance compensation that train drivers get for suicides. 40k, good money. It can be another day at the office for an EMT or it might pay off some cunt's mortgage for him. Be a bro and make it count for someone.

Or as suggested above buy a gun and do the world a service. Better to have it mean something.

I hate boomers too, too Bad our parents are mostly boomers

You dont want to die , you want the bad shit to die .

no

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