Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - It's Just a Flu Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Sil9VLJh9l0
bilder.frankonia.de/pdf/service/Informationen-zum-aktuellen-Waffenrecht-Deutschland.pdf?lsn=Teaser_Home_Action
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
youtube.com/watch?v=zqlfi2uhLKQ
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen
youtube.com/watch?v=07432pnf5Fo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

bömps

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Forgot your lucky iron fish!

why do germans hate germany so much?

it used to be such nice country

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>My body is ready!

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US probably had like 60 million Krauts living within, and Germany had like 67 million in 1930. Problem is that Germs stopped gibing genes.

>my body
continue

>CDU barely ahead of Greens

pack your bags everyone

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>young German bvlls vote Communist
Why are Germs such pussies?

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i've prepped, have water and livestock but no firearms. give me self-defense options for when raiders show up? are machete legal if you keep them on the property?

Media brainwashing.

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To be fair, it's not just Germany. Britain for the longest time was very disappointing. And real Americans that do not have "Anglophilia" realize GB as a pussy.

>if you win you lose

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...

also
>when raiders show up
>is [insert anything] LEGAL?

Get some flint, start making arrowheads. Surely you are not incompetent.

don't have those but my neighbors will walk over my corpse to steal my stuff. need improvised property invasion weapon ideas

>improvised
how old are you? spear is a stick with a pointy end. put a pointy metal thingy on the end and it is upgraded.
you live in the boonies I presume? then you have an axe... knives, lots of trees around?
have you never seen ancient and medieval weaponry? never seen documentaries about Vietnam war? do your arms grow out of your arse?
c'mon!

Have you heard of claymore roomba?

Just buy a sword, spear or tomahawk. Should riots happen the understaffed polices smallest problem is one guy with a machete (a legal object to begin with) wanting to defend himself.

Manche Almans, also wirklich jetzt mal...

I want to be ready but I don't know what the law is and don't want to get arrested for making weapons, how hard is it to understand?

Christ you fuckers are fearful. If you can’t even make a sharp stick and keep it at home then what the fuck is the point of your life? You’re a slave, just kys.

>arrested for making weapons
>what weapons?
>that stick in the corner of my room?
>excuse me, officer, but how do you figure it's a weapon?
>and more importantly how did you know I was having weapons?
COME ON!

>don't want to get arrested for sharpening a pencil
d'oh!
when the police come, cause they surely will sense some retard is sharpening some rocks, just remind them of some crazy shit "This is a tool. I am the weapon".

They think this is totally normal, and that we are the nutbags for using tools.

Fucking monkeys use sharp sticks to dig out some worms. Man those liberal commies really took ahold of Germany if they think using sharp sticks is evil. PHEWWWWW, lad. If only you knew....

He isn't larping as good as you guys yet. Maybe his dad didn't teach him to be a scared reactionary white man yet.

Foreshadow of the shitshow about to ensue.

>Speer
Geh einfach in den nächsten Baumarkt und kauf eine Forke. Ist billiger und auf kurzer Distanz effektiver.

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>liberal commies
It’s the jews. You’re new here aren’t you? “Liberal commies” sounds like some ptg retardation. Know your enemy

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this! for fuck sake, how hard can it be to use one's own brain

Reminder:
Today is Purim 2020

Texe Marrs on the celebration of the Purim-Massmurder:
youtube.com/watch?v=Sil9VLJh9l0

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Look at this retarded nigger. I’m coming to your house first. You’ll learn to substitute the word reactionary with prepared.

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See here: bilder.frankonia.de/pdf/service/Informationen-zum-aktuellen-Waffenrecht-Deutschland.pdf?lsn=Teaser_Home_Action

Spears would fall under hunting and sport weapons and do not require a weapons permit. If you keep them on your property, it's fine.

Based Krallposter.

Yes.

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Basiert und rotgepillt.

bump

Ach Hallo Herr Reichsprofessor, deutsche Grüße

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>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT [Error]


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>are machete legal if you keep them on the property?
You can buy spears, swords, crossbows and the likes. As long as it doesn't fires a projectile from a barrel with more than 7.5 Joules it's legal.

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munich is cancer
youtube.com/watch?v=zqlfi2uhLKQ

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>Gott mit uns und Gott mit allen, und da ist es echt egal. Welcher Gott mit welchem Namen, da sind Bayern liberal.
Nice "Catholicism". I thought the south at least still somewhat valued their Christian faith? But I guess that's only reserved for the villages since Munich is just another Berlin/Frankfurt.

Oh god no, it's that thing again where I start seeing White men with Asian women all over. Just threw up a bit in my mouth, unironically.

>>What do
>Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
>Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
>Get Yas Forums.
>Get a job.
>Spread flyers and stickers.
>Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

None who visits Yas Forums will be accepted into any of these. Why have it still up?

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> Hurr Durr all /Pol users are all scum
Neck yourself you feminine boipussy
On a side note: how can one fix reflux burn in the throat?

Chewing gum is supposed to help.

Weak.

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Thanks.

German children are being SYSTEMATICALLY taught to associate ANY form of nationalism with EVIL - MUH 6GORILLION -HITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLER.
It´s quite schizoid, actually.

Hope when the Corona Chan deaths start coming in, enough of the old communist 60+ year olds will pile up in the street.

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>why do germans hate germany so much?
Because they hate themselves and one another.

The crash can't come soon enough. Once all the Grünen voters actually have to work for a living shit will drastically change

A significant amount of Green-voters are upper middle-class people/Beamte/..., someone described them once as 'post-materialists' (people who have the luxury to no longer having to care about money because they have enough and have secure public jobs).

I wonder how long it will take to revert all that brainwashing. It's been entrenched for so long in all institutions of public life.

They've been taught to hate themselves. The non-schizo insight of that era is that anyone can be brought to do inhumane things. You just need to tightly control information flows and propagandize. The accepted schizo insight today is that Germans are inherently bad, and, if they're not broken, will return to do evil shenanigans. If they publicly accepted the truth, they couldn't keep propagandizing us for (((their))) purposes, eh?

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>None who visits Yas Forums will be accepted into any of these. Why have it still up?

>IB
have been bullied out by literal incels, they're too weak for life
>AfD
several members are here
>Einprozent
"are you a ronnie enough dude to join this?"

That makes sense. Top tier Journalists are mostly green for example. They got the younger demographic to vote green, too though. Climate scare and all that. Fuck die Grünen. Hate them so much.

>post-materialists
It's actually a defined word and would describe someone leaving material ideas behind and striving for something immaterial. Which they clearly don't do. They're still obsessed with starbucks and the latest netflix series.

say hi to krautpol new mommy
youtube.com/watch?v=07432pnf5Fo

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The good thing is that they only grew at the cost of the SPD mostly.

You can't make this shit up

>It's actually a defined word and would describe someone leaving material ideas behind and striving for something immaterial. Which they clearly don't do. They're still obsessed with starbucks and the latest netflix series.

They can be both, logic isn't their strength (it is even seen as an oppressive tool of the western patriarchy - Derrida).

>logic isn't their strength
Clearly

A significant amount also lives off of BAföG/the state. Including all those ÖRR "journalists" who are paid by the state to spew their propaganda.

that's sad and depressing to read

While ever women are allowed to vote and engage in public life then such madness will continue

Yeah. Their clientele largely consists of well-off people who never had to struggle to get where they are. Beamte are notorious for this. Good pay, juicy pension, job guarantee. Without the grit of survival brushing up against your spirit every so often, you grow some nihilistic tumors. These people live in a state of mind that is completely foreign to me and most (self-)employed folks.

And I assume once the FfF movement dies down, which it inevitably will, most young people will stay at home on election sunday again. SPD and CDU are also pretty much indestinguishable atm. But yeah, fuck the SPD, too. What worries me more than Die Grünen (pretty much just a meme party) is the slow but steady rise of Die Linke.

BAH,
>Rot aber unfair.
Shitshow of the highest subversive caliber.
There´s only one mommy.

Also anybody noticed the NEW double-plus good word
>GEflüchtete

The Berthelsman Stiftung brainwashers noticed everybody HATES their good old Flüüüüüchtlinge.
A new false good-word is needed.

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>Die Linke

They are fucked, they have by far the oldest members on average.

Good thing is, that the left block lost 2%.

>GEflüchtete
This is part of the new language policing, right? You're supposed to say Arbeitende, not Arbeiter. Some gender retardation I quickly skipped over.

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Of course. "Flüchtlinge" elicits a very specific response nowadays and some are conditioned to stop listening when hearing such words because they are sick of the whole situation. So they start using different words to try and open up "discussion" i.e. to make the listener not immediately put up defenses in order to subvert them and change their opinion/view.

>Hygienic hello
kek

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> Comments are turned off

So brave! Confronting le ebin nadsees head-on, eh?

>Bu- but muh trolls and putin bots !!11!1