Obligatory market crash thread

So we had a holyday yesterday. Today an hour ago our so called market opened with 15% gap. It is very unstable since than. I lost around 30k roubles with my long term "investment" in that gap. Not taking into account that rouble itself is toilet paper now.

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The world economy just feels like a gigantic bubble. I know nothing about economics but from what I can tell it’s just a big mess. I think world wars were necessary stress relievers and now the world doesn’t have that due to nukes.

They're going to start helicoptering money. Hyperinflation will be the inevitable result and the US dollar will loose massive purchasing power.

NOBODY cares about your pathetic currency or country. Bye

Looks like it's not going to recover anytime soon, in fact, this has to be one of the worst periods to invest within the past decade. Oddly enough you have a ton of people on this board constantly posting "buy the dip", or calling out anyone who posts something regarding how the value fiat currency is more than likely going to get worse. I don't want to cry shill, but it's kinda fucking brain-dead how anyone can unironically think this is going to blow over within a short time frame. Prepare for the worst is the best thing anyone can do.

*Preparing for the worst is the best thing anyone can do.

when every 90-iq retard says to buy stocks it's time to sell stocks
it was the same in 1929

*how the value of fiat currency
Phone posting btw.

>pathetic currency or country

lets see
>first country in space
>only other country with a real space program
>home to the most advanced cryptologist and software designers
>only other country with a substantial navy with global reach
>only country that manufactures from cradle to grave its own jets, trucks, tanks, munitions, missles, rockets, and infrastructure to support

There are only really two super powers.

The USA
and
Russia

Everyone with half a brain understands this, the First world mean US and Russia, The second world were countries aligned with one of the two, and the Third World was any country with no affiliation.

IQ has weak correlation with wealth (stocks and such) but a strong correlation with income (due to occupation)

High IQ people can get very emotional and stock market is ultimately an emotional game.

The stock market is just the the church of capitalism.

Fiat has been doing great the past week.

Or you just get rid of modern monetary policies made by central banks to fuck the society.

Shut the fuck up Chang.

This could mean selloff continues but I doubt it. Feds will print a trillion because clown world where no logic makes sense. Bring in more refugees.

This.

Doesn't chnage anything. You can print as much you want. If the industry is halted in the countries then it's over.

They'll print money to keep the industry going

How do you keep the industry going when there are not workers and a short of supply?

>Just print more money and make more debt

Are you talking about a shortage because of the virus? Because this massive market dump isn't solely due to the virus, which will eventually be quelled. This was just the pin that burst the bubble

>I think we should fight wars to enrich the kikes
kek. What we need is sterilization/euthanasia of retards like you.

Imagine in the future when they talk about this they'll mention that millennials the first thing they did was buy rolls of toilet paper.

Everybody shit themselves almost immediately

And the bubble has a long way to correct. Obviously it was overdue, but with trigger events like CV19 and oil price disaster, the short to medium timelone looks bearish as fuck.

Just check out the crisis management by differen european countries. US will follow.

Oh I'm not disagreeing. I'm just stating what the system is going to do in order to stem the bleeding. It's going to be full liquidity helicopter mode, because they have not choice

Fiat now yes, long term rates no

>Never reaching parity again

Exactly this.

ITS TOILET PAPER?? I NEED IT! I SAW IT FIRST REEEEEEEE

LMAO

>Be Russia
>Russia stronk
>We sell cheap oil to crash USA economy as revenge for blocking nordstream
>End up shooting yourself in the face
>-12%
>America +3%
kek

Imagine giving money to a corporation and expecting a return on your investment. Shit is a ponzi scheme. Fiat currency.

No shit.

Jesus it takes 3 minutes of good fortune for the ameritards to go right back to their old habits

Muh american exceptionalism


Lmfao

Lowering interest rates with helicopter money combined, could reverse this shit show somehow, but if the they decide to do that and it doesn't work, then there is no second chance left.

It is a all or nothing scenario.

I wouldn't be gloating so much if Russia didn't boast it could sustain 25 dollar barrel oil for 6-10 years and then taps out the next day. The funny part is they even thought they could mess with OPEC and get Americans to panic sell/crash the market like a black monday.

They are gangsters who deserve to be mocked.

>Not taking into account that rouble itself is toilet paper now.
That's good. people are fighting over toilet paper right now so at least the rouble has some use right now.

A major part of the reason oil demand dropped is the virus. We are going to have shortages soon, particularly of anything involving plastics.

They're out of options. Kicked the can down the road so many times, and the current agitated state of the western world is a powder keg and they know it. They have to go all in and literally print money to buy themselves time

It's not just about the dollars and cents. They've completely lost the ability to ideologically control a large and ever growing swath of the population. People aren't taking to narratives like they once were, and their once sophisticated domestic ideological control apparatus (the catalyst for global dominance) has become damn near obsolete. The system is in serious trouble

The real reason investors don't like this drop in oil price is it signals a drop in oil use => less industrial/shipping activity, and yes it's because of the virus. American oil production is also hurt by this but that's minor in comparison.

Why don't you invest in USD dominated securities?

Based as fuck

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2nd world meant aligned with russia or china. The terms are obsolete now anyway as we are in a multipolar world with many modernized civilizations with incompatible cultures.

Russia was using the drop in oil usage in an attempt to sabotage OPEC by refusing to reduce production to meet demand because America messed with Nordstream II. This tantrum caused a price war with Saudi Arabia that had a deflationary effect on crude oil as they flooded the market.

Saudi Arabias entire economy relies on crude so i don't blame them for responding to the Russians refusal to cut production. So what im trying to say is the stock crash we had is not due to Coronavirus it is because Russia wanted to mess with our markets.

No it is not. If it were solely because of oil drop car producers and similar shit would not fall.

>No it is not. If it were solely because of oil drop car producers and similar shit would not fall.

Our economies rely on 50+ USD crude because we frack in the west.

The Saudis take only US dollars for oil, whether you are from the UK, Japan or Australia. That's one of the big reasons our economy is tied to the Saudis even if we become "energy independent"

I thought Russia already hit the bottom

It is regaining a bit. Now at -9.8%

Yeah, you shipped out all the real production, and replaced it with fracking, completely un-profitable and idiotic practice, which was only made possible by the FED and cheap debt money. Now you will pay the price. Babylon the Great will fall.

Hahahahahahahhaha stock cucks deserve what they get. Imagine investing in stocks in 2020 instead of buying guns.

>Oddly enough
It's actually pretty funny, it's retarded boomers and dumb gamblers trying to get people to invest more money into the market. Like a "holy shit I need to get people to give me money or I'm fucked" kind of moment. Even funnier is same people like to keep referring to themselves as "better" then poor people. I hope this crash brings their egos down a notch or two.

God I can't wait to move out of here. Being a business here is absolutely retarded. Can't use paypal, cant use payoneer, only usw SWIFT and pay 30-65 fucking dollars a transaction. If you dont have a client that pays megabucks but several clients then oh boy are you gonna eat the transaction fees.

All because we're stuck in 19 fucking 20.

Fracking was invented to maintain the petrol dollar without going into those costly regime change wars against nations who refused to trade oil in USD. America can sustain its own oil production and its currency together which is a great thing.

Nations like Russia are extremely jealous of this. Where as if they pump more oil their currency only gets weaker while ours gets stronger.

>Russia Says It Can Weather $25 Oil For Up To 10 Years
>This may explain why over the past two years, Putin has been busy dumping US Treasury and hoarding gold
>The ministry said it could tap into the country’s National Wealth Fund to ensure macroeconomic stability if low oil prices linger. As of March 1, the fund held more than $150 billion or 9.2% of Russia’s growth domestic product.

infowars.com/russia-says-it-can-weather-25-oil-for-up-to-10-years/

Fuck me it looks like the Russians have their shit together. Might buy a couple of Roubles as a keepsake

Dude, don't. We ABSOLUTELY do not have our shit together. It's a fucking nightmare here.

Inflation 3.5% (2020 est.)
13.4% below poverty line
agriculture: 9.4%
industry: 27.6%
services: 63%
(2016 est.)[7]
Exports Increase $353 billion (2017 est.)
Imports Increase $238 billion
Public debt
10.6% of GDP (2017)
Foreign reserves
Increase $542.9 billion (1 November 2019)[26] (4th)

If you keep your head down you'll crush it. Hand on the plough Ruskibro

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>looking quite good for the good guys
No one wants your shit oil Vlad

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still over a thousand points down from yesterday alone

KEK you gave your money to kikes and you lost it. Hilarious, user. The stock market is a scam and has been since the kikes learned how to artificially manipulate stock prices and short stocks back in the 1920s.

As opposed to fucking shale top kek

Debt is the product...

>I hope this crash brings their egos down a notch or two.
Honestly this.

>russian stock market
we were never into that shit and we still arent, i dunno why people even bother
every company worth investing into only cares about government here, not about its investors

This is the truth. The only thing I'd want to invest in would be vid related because it looks kick ass along with
>muh menial labour immigrant

youtube.com/watch?v=M3SGScaShhw
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ody1SNv_pk

But more as a donation to charity I'd never expect my money back donating to tech

Would you rather purchase subsided shale or fight endless regime change wars to maintain the petrol dollar? The tax on gasoline is a no brainer people have accepted as small price to pay for peace.

>said the Canadian

You don't know shit, retard. I bet yesterday you thought that ruble would crush to 80. But it only went to 72 today. None of you fags saw it coming, 4D chess worked, we sidestepped the black monday entirely. RTS is -9, but MMVB is just -4. Which falls completely in line with the average euro market in these past 2 days. We made it bros, it's all going to be fine. Whatever the fuck we did, it worked.

At 25 bucks a barrel? I'll take the cheap stuff thanks. No way shale can compete

>Notice that this well's production dropped off rapidly, but after about three years it was stimulated with additional hydraulic fracturing. That increased the production significantly. This well will only reached the end of its productive life when two criteria are met:

>The daily cost of collecting oil from the well (electricity for pumps, monitoring of equipment, etc) exceeds the value of the oil produced. This often happens when the reservoir pressure depletes to the point where it will not naturally flow to surface, or when significant saltwater is produced with the oil.
>The cost of upgrading the well (with additional stimulation or pumping) exceeds the value of the expected increase in oil production.

> I know nothing about economics
So your opinion subsequently is completely invalid, like a child saying "I know nothing about airplanes, but from what I can tell it's just a big mess, I think two wings were a necessary stabilizer and now the world's planes don't have that due to aluminum."

You can't choose Russias oil and leave the petrol dollar hanging. You have to choose Shale or regime change wars like i asked. The global economy exists off the petrol dollar(federal reserve bank) which powers the markets.

Everything is fine here, WTF !!!

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