Italians are just lazy

Can you go to the shops? is there any food left? Do peope wear masks often?

Buy hundreds of cheap wallets off of Aliexpress. Coof and snot all over them. Drop wallets around the city as nigger traps.

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I was wondering as well what that ment for NGO ships trying to anchor in italian harbors. Is the coast guard finally allowed to sink them?

Yes, only a few is wearing mask, most shops are open, supermarkets are open. I'm in Torino

>Economy collapsing
>Government doesn't want you rioting in the streets and lynching bankers/stock traders for their swindling

Coronavirus doesn't exist

>aliexpress
They'll have been coofed on already mate

Kek, you don't get it. We are a banana republic. This is not a lock down. This is half a lock down, they are trying to balance economic growth with safety, so they close schools, invite people to work from home, close nightclubs, pubs and restaurants after 18:00.

But all shops are still open and you can move around if you have a document claiming you have to. A document you can make yourself by compiling a standard downloadable module, you can also compile it when the police/army stops you since they have to provide it to you. It's insane.

I would end up killing so many Neapolitans, though

But how will we get those pesky cyclists?

Are you scared? Do you think the government has ulterior motives for martial law like quarantine? Or are most people idiots who refuse to stop going outside when they test postitive?

Great business idea. You know those glitter bomb prank websites? You order one for someone, they open it, glitter everywhere. Imagine sending Corona bombs to all your enemies.

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So Italy has finally figured how to stop orcs from entering their country.

>Are you scared?

It's an unknown virus that can mutate and become god knows what. I am concerned.

>Do you think the government has ulterior motives for martial law like quarantine?

There is no martial law or a real quarantine

>Or are most people idiots who refuse to stop going outside when they test postitive?

They refuse to stay at home in general, a few are so retarded they try to flee even if positive

>you can move around if you have a document allowing you to
Can you even hear yourself

Will everyone get neet bux?

Situation is tragic. I’m happy that I prepped in time. Remember, Yas Forums is ALWAYS right!

I'm not going to stay inside because of media fear mongering. I have a sneaking suspicion these fuckers want you inside for their next big plan. Sorry but I'm not a fucking hermit that stays inside all day. I have shit to do and unless I am feeling like crap, I'm going out.

What?

You can make it yourself. You authorize yourself to move. Who can check if you are lying in this situation?

Based lemming

Whens the last time a European country was locked down for "just the flu"

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Here is an update from the CDC.

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And once you are okay with that they will move to documents only the government can issue

I seriously cannot imagine something like that going well over here.

Hitler, NO!

Hopefully they do

Your country risks collapse, maybe it's time though

I am concerned because we are going to shit also on the economic sides. It could be implemented an harsher quarantine since nobody gives a fuck. I can tell you most people don't care at all.

So what exactly is it you are supposed to present to the police if you get stopped?

How many good boy points do you need to leave the house?

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Auto certification, you can also write it down at the moment to give the reason why you are out, I don't see nobody checking at the moment

B'n'R

This document, claiming you have to move to go to work/have urgent needs(health, family). If it's work it must come from your employer or from yourself if you are self-employed.

In theory if you get caught lying you risk prison

Oh, absolutely. Italians will take any excuse not to work. Notice how the US has been infected for like two weeks and nobody has gotten a day off work yet.

Who the fuck wants to leave the house during a pandemic?

When the riots start, remember your post

>don't travel, don't socialise, stay inside

SOP for Yas Forums.

>a few are so retarded they try to flee even if positive

kek. based

fuuuuuuuck that would be so awesome, so much time to play csgo. goddamn i can’t wait for this shit to hit us

Whoa... based cdc.

Same in Germany. But the truth is that 10,000 Italians are now infected and last night 100 have died. If this goes to 100k+ we are talking 9/11 death figures...

by hanging themselves.

America is top hot for the virus to spread. Also, you don’t kiss each other when meeting, so the virus cannot spread.

>How will the 2 million blacks/Pakistanis cope?
the rape epidemic will have to be paused

The Italian infection/death rate is over 5%.

It's basically just more contagious SARS. Expect it to hit 10 the world over.

>Who the fuck wants to leave the house during a pandemic?
Apparently lots of boomers, given the number of cruise ships quarantined.

That's very racist Yank.

Whatever happened to "its just the flu" ?
I took the numbers of dead and % them against the numbers of infected.
Hardly the most scientific ,but it came out at just over 5%.
Quite more than the 3% the media has said.

>Italians will take any excuse not to work
Except you still have to go to work

Death rate is about 5% here, yes. Considering it's only going to get worse since we ran out of ICUs beds I would say the Chinese might have lied about their death rate

Where are the nigger immigrant hoards while you guys are locked up at home?

kek, nice try sweat baguettefag

i hope you dont live in a big city