/cvg/ - Corona Virus Generals General #1831

All /cvg/ generals to be posted here.

► Detected: 114,422 ► Dead: 4,027
lol, still only 4,027.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,027? Four days? Five days?

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

New York declares state of emergency
archive.is/nBfIz

Italy locks down entire country
archive.is/9Qcoq

>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China burning bodies without testing, verifying if dead, or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST UPDATES
02:30: 2 new cases in Virginia, United States. One in Fairfax County and one in Spotsylvania County.
02:30: 6 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
01:35: First case in Panama.
01:20: First case in Mongolia. The patient is a French citizen who arrived on a flight from Moscow.
01:10: 35 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
00:59: 1 new case in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States.
00:55: 1 new death in King County, Washington, United States. The patient died at Overlake Medical Center and was a resident at Life Care Center.
00:36: 1 new case in Volusia County, Florida, United States.

>MORE
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first for nothingburger

Third day with a fever, lads.

No cough.

Is it flu or Corona-chan?

>/cvg/ generals
kraut education strikes again

why there is no sticky for this is beyond me

My younger sister got tested for Coronavirus today, what am I supposed to do if it comes back positive tomorrow?

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Because mods are being reactive, not proactive.
Just like all world governments.

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So have the people who have gotten COVID and survived before the surge of cases comes in the future of humanity?

They've gained their immunity.

I'm thinking it was best to get infected early, when the virus was not overwhelming hospitals. Now if we get it, we have it much worse.

Maybe, but at this point we have not definitive evidence that immunity is a thing. People who have gotten better, have gotten reinfected.
We're not sure if they were actually cured and reinfected, or we just never cured in the first place.

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What is the k coefficient of the bald ridge capstone?
Anyone know?

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catch it and spread it to abbos

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WARNING ALL ITALIANS
THIS IS NOT JUST A COMPLEX BIOWEAPON

THIS IS AN EXTERMINATION
WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED BY AN UNKNOWN ENEMY

CHINAS LEADERSHIP IS GONE OR COMPLETE PUPPETS

THEY HAVE EXTERMINATED 10 MILLION IN CHINA ALREADY

>ITALY EXTERMINATION TO START IN DAYS
>YOU WILL BE FORCED FROM YOUR HOME AND FROM HOSPITALS BY MILITARY INTO CREMATORIES AND EXECUTED
U MUST LEAVE

U MUST FLEE

THIS IS

HUMAN EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FLEE ITALIANS

shut the fuck up boomer

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POST IN THIS THREAD WE WILL RECYCLE AND GET BACK ON TRACK

If it is, we're fucked and you might as well quit struggling.

If it's not, then just go about your day with increased awareness of what surfaces you're touching and wash your hands, phone and other gadgets you keep on you outside.

youtube.com/watch?v=CBsFq4QtJKc
gigaover

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nothing to worry if you're white, it's literally just a bad flu.
I had it and got over it drinking warm lemon juice, I previously also had H1N1 and it was worse than this.
not a gook btw, I guess if you have inferior genes than you're ded

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Why does WHO only show infections in China on there map?

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Location?

Brisbane

PEOPLE ARE COUGHING EVERYWHERE I GO WTF IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? THEY SPRAY THAT SHIT WITH PLANES 100%

POST IN THIS THREAD WE WILL RECYCLE AND GET BACK ON TRACK

>WHO warns """threat""" of pandemic very real
but don't worry its still not a pandemic
keep buying houses and cars everyone

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*nothing to worry about if it hasn't spread enough in your area to fill up your hospitals

>WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED BY AN UNKNOWN ENEMY

why after I quit smoking in January, I started back up again...no point.

How many waves of Wuhan Boomerpox are you guys expecting? Two? Three?

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Irish user here,

Hope you lads are staying safe.

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Not closing everything is treason at this point. This is fucking planned.

reminder all central banks will be printing money at an ever-increasing rate to bailout companies and institutions that need to pay higher interest rates on their loans due to credit ratings going to junk status soon.

own some bitcoin, frens, to minimize the risk of being hyper-inflated by jews.

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POST IN THIS THREAD WE WILL RECYCLE AND GET BACK ON TRACK.

We're in the middle of #3, so at least that.

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crypto is useless if all the "real" currencies are worth jack squat
you can have 1000 BTC and it's still worth zero if you cannot even buy a piece of bread with it

comfy bread

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>why there is no sticky for this is beyond me
because cases grow too fast and stickies attract too much shitposting

Where in brisbane? I have to go into the cbd but it'd be nice to know where to avoid on the way in.

Nothing.
Corona-chan purges only those with bad genetics.

post your best hazmatmemes

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just go to the real thread

Hey John.

Might start splintering into various strains and immunity to one doesn't necessarily confer immunity to another

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Nothing.
Corona-chan purges only those with bad genetics.

Do you guys think it's really over in China?

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Meanwhile in Finland

is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000006433803.html
Google translate:
>A person at a private party in Helsinki was diagnosed with coronavirus after the party.
>a party of about 60 people may have been exposed

>For the sake of privacy, no announcement has been made about the festive coronavirus infection.

- We always have to consider where the line of privacy goes and whether it is of such great social importance that such cases are reported. Coronary infestation is a sensitive subject that blames or stamps on people, so we don't go all out.
>For the sake of privacy, no announcement has been made about the festive coronavirus infection.

- We always have to consider where the line of privacy goes and whether it is of such great social importance that such cases are reported. Coronary infestation is a sensitive subject that blames or stamps on people, so we don't go all out.
>For the sake of privacy, no announcement has been made about the festive coronavirus infection.

- We always have to consider where the line of privacy goes and whether it is of such great social importance that such cases are reported. Coronary infestation is a sensitive subject that blames or stamps on people, so we don't go all out.

THEY knew about this. But they do not want to report about this or "go all out" because they it is a sensitive SUBJECT.

Imagine how many cases there already might be?

no. assuming they arent lying about their numbers, it;ll get reintroduced until every chink has it

Go to Bernie rally

Second week with throat ache, cough coming also right now

China and South Korea apparently stopped most new infections.

Any more details on that? Is it a nothing burger after all?

What about second and third wave infections? Will the storm continue in summer?

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In a south-western suburb.

when did binland get so sweden tier

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>party
>in finland
I thought you guys don't do this.

The keywords are
>china
>apparently

Hold off on sex with her for a while.

Cheers, thanfully I have to go in through the North west.

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This should be renamed Chinese coronavirus general

Don't forget boys masturbation keeps the immune system strong

Thats why i listed SK too.

Wuhan 3.0 thanks to some oversocialized fuckheads.

From yesterday for those who missed it

WHO-Recap: Coronas'红日

>Intro(WHONigger)
Ebola-talk
"Threat of Pandemic has become very real,b-b-but first pandemic that we can control"
70% recovered in China (according to the CCP)
"it's not about containment or mitegation but both"
4 cats: no case, sporadic, clusters, community
1-3: focus on finding,treating,isolating, 4: consider shutdown
ALL of society and gubmint approach (look China,SK,Italy,Japan)
WHO shipped PPE to 57 countries, prep to ship to another 28, lab supplies to 120
SOLIDARITY GIBS PLS
"take early and aggressive actions"
"China and SK have it under control"
"the rule of THE GAME"
"hope,solidarity and shared humanity is our antidote"


Q/A
>What criteria for pandemic?
no clear definition for COVID, but if spread cannot be controlled
We are reaching that point"(WB)
"never give up"(WN)
>Expo controls?
"a number of countries, but we keep asking the for gibs
distribution on the basis of need(comrade)"(WB)
>Healthcare infections?
"worried but have not seen it
infection of HC-workers not major driver"
"take off PEE PEE EE"(G)
"No numbers on facilities"(WB)
>recovered outside of China?
"not announced in all countries
recovery lags behind cfr"(WB)
>Definition of Recovered?
"2 neg tests,no symptoms,CT-China only-"(G)
>mild/moderate?
"based on China info 80% mild/moderate, latter includes pneumonia"(G)
>60+ vs 30s?
CFR by (G):
80+:20%
cardiovasc:13%
diabeetus:9%
respiratory:8%
cancer:7.5%
b-but we hope to get more information
"every person matters pls don't let boomers die, N EQUALS 1"(WB)
"MORAL DECAY BAD"(WN)

1/2

I would tap that all day.

>travel restrictions?
"restriction doesn't help but reducing flow buys time
question for Italy is can they launch a large scale response
it WON'T shut down but SLOW spread"(WB)
>Plans to support HC-workers?
"avoid unprotected work,PPE training
provide training and equipment"(WB)
"look online and we support them at home"(G)
>"is there an end to this thing?"
"far away, hope is not a strategy"
"window of opportunicy closing, spectre of pandemic rising"(WB)
"in many countries it'll get worse b4 it gets better"(G)
"more than 100 thousand cases in more than 100 countries"(freudian slip?)
"we are really close now but regardless of Pword use blended approach"
"Pandemic doesn't mean give up,pls we can contain it"
>Should seniors stop mingling(and why do neither CDC nor WHO say it)?
"more elderly members should be more careful"
"we will take a strong look at travel,gathering etc."(WB)
"risk groups beware!"