STOCK MARKET'S BACK, ALL RIGHT!

Are the panic fags BTFO?
Yeah.
Are the shills BTFO?
Yeah
Is it a nothing burger?
Yeah
Is Trump everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
STOCK MARKET'S BACK,
ALLRIGHT!
ALLRIGHT!

youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

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Picknick fags dont have skin in the game, they know no things.

lol trumpfags BTFO he saved the economy and america from the corona virus. i told you dummys this was a nothingburger.

imagine thinking the stock market has new numbers posted at night.

Yeah it rallied before it plunged 2,000. So what's your point? I'm supposed to get hyped before one day of rallying has actually even happened?

Brainlet poorfag niggers just don’t get it

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Quick, everyone panic because day traders are getting buttfucked by volatility!

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TPBP

see

I like how you can see the day obama entered office and you can almost see the day he left.

>world financial markets
because trump

>corona virus
because trump

burgers actually believe this

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Yeah because losing an entire year of gains in a week and a half is totally normal.

Market's plummet for obvious reasons and then out of no where for no reason at all the market's are rallying and recovering a lot of what was lost. Can someone explain this to me on how this makes sense?

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the market doesn't crash in 1 day nor is it anywhere near recovering

the crash that caused the great depression happened in months, not a week or two

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4th worst day in stock history yesterday
>Buying the false and temporary climb
Before the end of the week it will be back in free fall. This is very very bad
The more u spam this the more people know that were fucked.

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>2% from day before a crash
oh wow faggot wait til more countries start shitting their pants like italy and the reason demand is low as fuck for oil was because everyone knows shit is about to get fucked with no travel

this is just the first round. gold has dropped as people are freeing up capital to buy post panic however oil is still only at $33. break even for shale is $42.

if these low prices stick around the shale producers are going to go under. they're massively in debt so that means defaulting on loans around 400 billion in total. shale collapses and finance takes a big fucking hit.

They are historical figures you fucking brainlet. Stay poor retard.
>all gains are lost
>can’t read a graph

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>m-muh shale is bankrupt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fucking retards will make up anything to try to fool niggers into agreeing with you to validate your retarded opinion. Poor fags stay poor because they panic. Chad investors come out on top in the end.

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>can't read a graph
Yeah you're right. More than a year's gains were lost retard.

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This. Coronavirus isn't going anywhere and the markets are just going to drop even further.

believing:
- when markets go down they go down in a straight line
- wall street bases all of its trading decisions the next day on overnight market actions
kys

>a wild dip in the market appears
Post every time in history that a year +/- of gains has been lost in a week. It happens you brainlet fuck, and you would know this if you had any sort of retirement account. You must be 25 with no fucking job to be scared of the free market working exactly as it’s supposed to. It goes up, it goes down, but it always goes up. That’s the fucking point of the racket you moron. Only virgin poorfags panic.

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>still doesn’t even get it
>thinks repeating himself makes him right
Jesus Christ user, no wonder there are niggers that are worth more than you. You can’t read a fucking graph. If it’s happened before, then how did people still get rich and retire? Because it always happens you nigger. Don’t worry, that’s what welfare is for.

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im not saying its all doomed, but if you take 2008 for example, it took 6 years for it to recover. right now isnt the best time to buy because the market has been consistently inflated for a while now

Futures are up because Trump promised 'big things of a financial nature' tomorrow. If Trump disappoints the market, watch out below.

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Not hard to get gains with no market manipulation because pet nigger couldn’t handle interest adjustments from the Fed.

>don’t invest it’s scary and I’m a bitch
user, I-

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>just trust the bubble bro

>Government saves the Market
>again

>can’t count
Fail.
Suicide.exe

Not all producers break even at $42.

>m-muh bubble
Poor fag has nothing but fear

ok

So we are in the 2008 financial crisis and we are going to go for another few rounds of QE thus completely inflating our already weak dollar?
Gee that sounds wonderful.

Alright I guess you stopped trying.

Futures don't close at night

good bait

>thinks he won because I stopped training an animal
The audacity lmao. Imagine not being able to read a graph or analyze the data, but then trying one time and someone laughs at your retarded ass. I remember my first time looking at historical data.

That's small compared to the drop.

Will probably turn negative again this session

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See you at 15k, bulltard.
No, that was just the biggest crash on that zoom. We are going to have, and already have in many areas, material goods shortages. It doesn't matter how much money you print if there's no shit to buy.

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>pretending it won’t recover
This kike is dopey

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all I know is trumpkikes are raiding the board

how do I make money on this as a poor fag?

The 42$ is completely bullshit. There are companies who break even at 35$. And btw... China oil price is already recovering.

This is just an overdue correction with some shitty panic events like batvirus and oil price war.

EoY new ATH.

Anons, this is why you don’t take pol at anymore more than larp. These fucking retards are subhuman kikes that don’t even understand the stock market, let alone financial history. This guy is probably a janitor that spends all day watching whomever is considered the communist Rush Limbaugh.

Someday it will. Maybe in a few months or years a real recovery will start.

>trump kikes
Who are you voting for? The literal kike Sanders? They’re all kikes you fucking nigger. Doesn’t mean you cant make a few bucks and retire with your own 401k vs sucking the public’s dick for a publicly funded pension.

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kys moshe, not buying your shitty stocks.

I'll take bull trap for $2,000, Alex.

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Hey, dumbass. When you have that graph on one year span, and it's still green, that means it's still up over 1 year.

>oh no muh months before recovery
Zoomer kike or day trading retard detected. This faggot just lost his only $100 on Robinhood and now he’s fucking crying. My sides

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>china ceases 90% of its production

>stock market crashes

Wewlads

Btw even if it does tank, it will have virtually no effect on the avg american, since the us doesn't produce fuck all anymore, cant lose jobs that dont exist in the first place, industry in the us never recovered. So theres nothing to lose, other than maybe your investments if you even have any.

Don’t buy it then retard what the fuck do I care if you stay poor or not. The stock market isn’t the only way to make money, just the only way you niggers even remotely pay attention to because it’s out of your reach

You paid Trumpkin shills are really putting in the OT for Trump. A lot of people have had their 401ks wrecked.and aren't too happy. Please run along and kys faggot.

Don't be so harsh, leaffags are sheeps anyway, so let them panic together

How can they be rekt when over all stocks are still higher than at his start?

>peoples 401k rekt
>muh everyone is trump
You’re fucking retarded and clearly a liar. You don’t even understand how 401k’s are diversified or you would realize how much of a chimp you sound like to humans

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lmao imagine being down
Imagine being long

k.

He just loves his dog user

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Imagine talking about finance when you don’t even have any money or investments and you’re a nigger

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Not hard for you I bet, now that all your stonks are tanking.