Amazing Atheist 2024

Banana
Just fucking banana

Didn't this guy shove a banana up his ass?

>pretend i’m god
>pretend i made a universe of aimless energy
>pretend i set up laws so the energy breaks up
>the energy inherently wants to reform as one but is unable to due to my calculated laws
>stars, planets, life
>hurr durr i want you intelligent lifeforms that mirror my image to be sheep and worship me hurrrrrr
Yeah i’m pretty sure any god would definitely prefer atheism as that sends the lifeforms on a grand mission to control the universe completing the ultimate contraption set up by the creator
What’s the point of a creation if you have to tinker with it all the time
What’s the point of us worshiping the creator?
Wouldn’t that be a false god stealing our faith from the true path?

lol. gtfo christlarper.

>Whats the point?

Have you seen Sword Art Online? The protagonist realized that the guy who created the game... would definitely be in the game playing as well.

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I believe in simulation.

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I would unironically vote for him because at least he won’t aggressively sell us all down the river and lie to our faces about it

You mean neckbeard not redneck retard

This, and mandatory banana butt mondays

That doesn’t change the pointlessness of worship
Think of it more simply
Would you want your son groveling at your feet 24/7?

i never said anything about worship.

I'm pretty close to atheist beliefs but I can't stand atheists in general. Something about their smug pretentious behaviour throws me off

You referred to
>what’s the point
You fail to see I speak from gods side
What’s the point for him to make something that fails

This guy is the epitome metal listening satanic white people. They all need to be gassed and on a lvel with niggers. Fuck i hate these neckbeard libs

Okay. So you make a world that is horrible and a huge storyline plot. Satanic pedophile vampires take over the world. Then you save them. At the same time they learn lessons.

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someone post the hot wax clip, we've all seen the banana, the wax clip is a timeless classic though

he's only very slightly to the right of secular talk (on free speech absolutism iirc), so basically quite far left

Okay so assuming I have and want to influence the world so much that I have to sculpt the world bit by bit instead of flicking a giant ball of energy once and sitting back
Would don’t I spend a wee bit more time sculpting the souls so they can fight back on their own and learn lessons they would never learn if I just do it for them?
I want my son to be able to learn how to do new things without my guidance, what good of a parent was I if i need to constantly save the day for my son?

It is small, so very small. If I had a micropenis like the Amazing Atheist, I too would hate God. I thought this fat pig necked himself years ago.

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Redneck version of Bill Nye The Science Guy. Peddlers of pseudo-empiricism and pseudo-rationalism.

You don't save your son. But you nudge them and show them little clues that let them know that reality can be affected by them. And REMEMBER. nothing is ever one way. The creator god is always growing and learning. As above so below. Its creator gods up and down for infinity.

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The ego is for show. Deep down this fat fuck knows that whenever it was last that he saw his micro wiener, the shame of his existence made his the hater of God that he is.

It is so god damn small.

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Yes. Typical godless fedora.
>I don't need no sky daddy
>Sticks fruit up his asshole, while advocating a philosophy of theft and selfishness.

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>I thought this fat pig necked himself years ago.
kek. his ego is as fat as his gut, and he dgaf about the banana, wax, and microdick thing

This is why the Amazing Obeseist takes drillings up his arse from fembois. This the the champion of Atheists. This is your mind on Atheism.

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Fucking wow.

Why would he do that to himself?

Can you imagine how much he hates God for emasculating him in such a visible way? The tip of my pinky is larger than his dick. His massive ego is mask that he wears to hide the shame that is his obese, failure of an existence.

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out of all the leftist youtubers he's the most based and reasonable. drunken peasents was comfy back in the day with him. back in the 2010 days he had the hot takes on feminism and sjws and shit.

some times i miss the halceon days of being bluepilled and comfy, listening to DP laughing at sjws, boomer conservatives, and crazy people on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=4JA4EPRbWhQ

Our enemies will tremble in fear when he hops on the negotiation table, gets butt naked, and shoves a banana up his ass and then eats it. He is the leader we deserve.

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idk how DP stays afloat now.

i don't hate ben or billy, but there's just not enough unique character between the two of them to keep me entertained

yeah i tuned in to one of their shows for the first time since like 2016 and the show is basically shit now. it was best with t.j., scotty, ben, and paul. they all bounced off each other pretty well. now that im redpilled i would probably hate most of what they say so im kinda glad it's over

>we just need a pissed off redneck to tell it like it is
That's no redneck. Look at how his soft faggot hands hold that cigarette. Hasn't worked a day in his life.

Why would he take these pictures

loves niggers, despises whites

>S-she’s a real g-girl
>what are you? A brainwashed Christian?

They beg for donations, basically. DP has enough old fans that still tune in to keep them afloat. But I agree that any actual entertainment value is gone now. Ben was never the draw; TJ was. Ben was glorified tech support. Once the show had to rely on Ben alone, it died. It was partially revived when Billy came on, because at least Billy is a fun and interesting guy.

Have you watched any of the episodes with a guy named Pimpmunk? Holy fucking shit, what a boring travesty that loser is. But somehow Ben seems to think he brings in the views...

This guy says nigger a bunch and could never get elected

I used to be subbed to this guy in like 2008. Boy have my views changed since the Bush years... I hope I find God again soon. I am lost.

High potassium intake.

God doesn't exist, and if you need some fake all-powerful father figure to feel like you have a place in the world, you might as well end it. Find pride, peace, and fulfillment in your accomplishments and the relationships you've made, not in one you made up.

>being cucked to some camelfucker religion
okay

kek

Checked. Atheism is gay but Theism is gayer,

Shut up kaffer koelie

I'd hate God too if He gave me a micropenis.

You white niggers wouldn't understand Sargon or TAA's nuance anyway

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I think i’ll stick with my dualistic faith in a faceless creator of science that sees no worth in us if we fail to reach him with our own hands thanks

>asking about the amazing atheist's views
>asking to be redpilled
* one of these is not like the other... *

Sex Twister's music sounds kino

Such a faggot.

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Saw this and had to look up if PJW is just a mega chad or Sargoy is a mega manlet
The answer is yes to both

TJ is based

You'll find God again soon. Ignore the other fag.

he put a banana in his ass

>atheist
>supports homosexuality
>is a confirmed closet homosexual
>loves niggers
>hates conservative white people with a passion
>hyper progressive
>pic related

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PJW's skin looks a little fucked up desu.

fucking KEK IS THAT REAL? HAHAHAHAHAH

>pic unrelated

youtube.com/watch?v=fvjmveYw0tE

>confirmed closet homosexual

What? He's openly admitted to being bi. You can say a lot about TJ but at least be honest about his sperginess.

wtf OP I was a supporter of the lemon part but now being Team Banana seems damn appealing

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Atheists usually do

he also got triggered by fat jokes, and poured boiling oil on his balls to try and impress some internet loli.

Banana up the ass a day keeps God at bay.

Pretty far left, but open to free speech, gun rights and closed borders.

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go to bed TJ