PANIC OVER!

Time to buy bro’s. Futures markets buoyed by Trumps amazing press conference today. The bad times are over.

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i dont understand this world.

>what’s a dead cat bounce

OP is a low iq miga

Get ready for a 3,000 point rally. Maybe 6,000 points.

>The bad times are over
You haven't seen shit yet

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Its blatant government intervention and market manipulation. It's all bullshit lies. This time however, the lies will not go unnoticed.

I'm short a million of 10-year treasury futures. Wish me luck bros.

Called the Jewish magic yesterday, glad it never disappoints.

>babbys first day on the markets
look kiddo the markets dont always do shit that is logical to us or even logical at all

Buy!!!!!

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well they are.

I'm up 2.5 bps. So far so good!

Alright, I understand oil prices dropping, tech prices dropping, but why are financial stocks dropping? Banks and shit. Why would that make sense?

enjoy your monopoly money golem bro!

the Stock Market is like a woman
irrational and full of emotions
one day it's butterflies and rainbows
the other day it's shit and bitching

Banks make their money from everyone else who is making money. Energy and tech are the people who make the most money outside of banks.

We're only at the beginning of this. US businesses will be shutting down once mandatory quarantines start.

>betting that Trump will deliver
>TRump delivers nothingburger
>mah payroll taxcuts
>dems cockblock
>black friday confirmed

Hello 18500 dow jones


check::em

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Can you do a Vatican flag? I want one for my collection

i cant fucking function in this world so i hope it fucking collapses

Ahh makes sense. Thanks for the education.

The dump has just begun!

The month isn’t over yet!

Democrats BTFO
Doomers BTFO
Bluechecks BTFO

>3% up yesterday the day where it crashed
no shit

30,000 by april

>load ze bull trap

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I'm absolutely shitfced, what the fuck is going o?

Makes me wish I had someone teach me about stocks as a kid, I would like to get involved but I'm retarded. Would most likely end up broke. One YouTuber " peak prosperity' said it's the end of Fiat currency and to buy gold and silver.

Sorry for the blog post. I'm tired and drunk. Going to sleep

Trump is so fucking BASED

This is what happens when the quarantines start, for those of you thinking it's time to embarrass yourself with the "buy the dip" gambling chant.

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babby's first bull trap. It's a repeat of last week, and it will continue dropping because of oil, not just corona-chan.

187 to 185

they're really trying to milk every rube for all they've got on this one.

fucken kikes

I mean, it's not a horrible way to try and play it. Muted effects of the volatility opposed to going naked long equities. But you're risking the market recovering and then Trump and the Fed keeping rates down anyway.

But if theres a bond to do it with its the 10yr. Good luck

Its not market forcing anymore it's entirely policy driven. Changing rules changes outcomes. In this case everyone gets more money via tax cuts.

FUCKING THIS
DIGITS

All of these copetards that didn't buy the dip yesterday

Everyone's saying cope but realistically the DOW should be at 22k if it was even close to being valued properly. "But real capitalism has never been tried" will be the laughable chant of the future. It IS rigged. It IS modified. It IS propped up. There is nothing anyone can do about it so we might as well all accept that everything about macro & microeconomics we know we might as well throw in the fucking garbage because none of it matters when the government will step in and prop it up. Technical analysis? Throw those books in the fucking garbage where they belong because memes & insider trading will make more money these days than any legitimate investment strategy ever could.

Lop some fucking heads off if you actually want to see some change.

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Fed cutting will cause bonds to sell off. You heard it here first.

This is 100% it I'll bet on that

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LOL

>Trumps amazing press conference

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Buy tomorrow morning, sell tomorrow afternoon. Quick gains bros!

See that -2,323.98, champ?

>But real capitalism has never been tried
No one says that, leaf.
Absolutely no one but wishful, pathetic, impotent commies and socialists.
Real socialism/communism and been attempted on several occasions and has failed. Every. Fucking. Time.

Unironically this as someone who worked at a hedge fund and trading research at a bank. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t make money if you figure out the scam.

Could be gruesome if his press conference tomorrow is a clunker, or if Dems try to block him, however Dems don't want to be seen as the cause of the meltdown

I would bounce that cat til it's dead, if you are cognizant of the sexual subtext of my previous statement

What is cope
Fuck off every retarded Democrat who says this has no concept of timeing the market vs time in the market.
Your oppressed and can’t contribute any way remember.
Let your politics hold your hand while we use ours!

Guess what happened September 30th 2008

The (((stock market)) isn't real.

It's a manipulated tool controlled by the kike investors that make out like bandits. They knew that the market would crash yesterday and sold their stocks before the open. They will buy low today and dump it again sometime within the next 1-2 days.

Time to stop pretending the kike market is part of the real economy. Coronavirus is a great front for them to get away with this blatant insider trading.

not even close, dont buy till at minimum monday/tuesday next week, you have no idea whats coming...

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Are you serious? Why?

How many of you saltybois and edgearinos actually even have disposable assets?

Guess what happened (insert year here)
Let me know how predicting the market works out for you.
Go all In and short the futures or stfu.

If we could predict the market we would all be millionaires and the dollar would be shit.

Democrap

Plunge protection in full effect.

Already loaded up on DIA puts. If that happens, I'll be rich.

It’s not happening:(

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when do they expire?

Im shorting them tomorrow. This is a dead cat bounce and your a fool if you think the stock market was going to just keep going up

I'm so thankful my parents taught me how to invest. I'm pretty much the only person in my age group who started saving at a young age and am literally the only one I know who invested. I turned 5,000 into $70,000 by buying video card company stocks years ago. The money is all in a TFSA too so I dont get taxed a dime. I've lost money too, sucks to see $1000 disappear, but feels amazing seeing a few hundred dollars turn into tens of thousands of dollars.

>peak prosperity
His rise to prominence was riding the Coronachan hype train, so he literally gets paid to get YouTube views on videos about how scary COVID19 is. There is some bias there. But I agree with him more than the MSM that shit is fucked and they aren't being open and honest about it.

The dead cat bounce already occurred last week. Get in now or get fugged.

Because longterm rates are already anchored at zero and they said they aren’t going negative. Unless you think this is literally going to ravage humanity for a decade 35 basis points is stupid low. Remember dollars are the global trade currency and we supply the world with dollars. The implications of this make it impossible for the US to have negative rates like Europe or Japan and not have hyperinflation.

DOW went down 1191 a few days ago, if anybody understands what that means.

April

You should look at the volatility index instead.
Yes it's a big deal.

SELL SELL SELL
SELL IT ALL

Lol same

People with puts, if you are loading up now after the Dow has dropped 6,000 points, you might want to reconsider. Puts have an expiry date, one good days rally will halve the value or worse. The markets have a way of making excess puts or calls worthless on expiry day which is every Friday and also the monthly puts. So at some point there will be an unexplicable sharp rally or pause that will grind the value of your options down if they are short-dated.

That's good. I think we should get a good low by end of March I hope

>manipulated tool
Practically impossible to do. While is manipulation with insider trading or hostile takeovers happens, as a whole it is impossible to manhandle the entire market. Take your meds, schitzo.

So they're so overbought that any bullish trigger by the Fed pulls ppl from safety of the 10yr back into equities and won't trigger anymore expectation of effective rate dropping?

Fuck i actually really really like this analysis. Fuck. I'm not as confident as you are that we never see negative rates. I wish i was.

I recommend delta hedged risk reversals personally.