/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1828

b-but kondo-san it sparks joy in me!

kek

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fuk I NEED some corona CUNNY

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Hello frens, Nm user here, am late to the party in terms of prepping. I was team nothingburger for a good while. Long story short, no alchohol no wipes no lysol no soap. Went to three different stores today. All sold out, i got bleach but only the left overs. Im fucked. The worst part is i knew exactly what to buy 3 weeks ago and didnt act due to shills here. Dont be me anons. Dont be me. The time to act was yesterday but do what you can today PrEP.

>Dead: 4,027
lol, still only 4,027.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,027? Four days? Five days?

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I've got a fever and sore throat... I have to work or I can't pay rent... i'll try to get tested but the hospital won't pay my bills

>market fucked
>opec fucked
>thus oil fucked
>lowest yields in history
>this will eventually blow over
yeah after 5+ years of the shittiest recession at least since 08 you fucking retard

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Theme
youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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I guess I'm stupid for buying food instead of tp

Reminder to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka.

Also, DO NOT TOUCH GAS PUMP HANDLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

I have it. Self diagnosed with runny nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing yesterday.

Sucks that I can't go outside and enjoy spring where I live, everything is starting to bloom.

I've always been unlucky around this time, I try to go outside but I get sick as soon as things start heating up.

marry me

lmao at all those chinks and mudslimes. wtf straya?

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>You are fucked.
Well yeah? You're gonna get sucked!

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Are covid people being denied internet? Why don't we have anons shitposting from hospital beds infected???

FLAP I JUST GOT PETROL

I used sanitiser after I got back in the car though. Will I die?

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For shame.
I thought Australians were better than this.

>Reminder to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka

Jfc u fucking degenerate alcoholic

Maga! Remember to vote Trump at your local primary tommorow to break world records

Trump 2020...unless you want sleepy Joe!

>rap

Sorry Emily, but I can't watch it.

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>there will be anons dying itt as this shit unfolds

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Humans ony thread no bots allowed

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i dare you
i fucking dare you

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Those are not symptoms, so no, you don't have it.

>DO NOT TOUCH GAS PUMP HANDLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
i did today but i used hand sanitizer directly after without touching anything

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

so how's italy lockdown i missed that shit, is it all the country, voluntary, partially? any shitshow yet?

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lmao all the girls avoiding that asian guy

How u gonna wipe your ass with your food dum ass

Can we please stop obsessing over this nothingburger? i mean less than 10,000 people have died and you retards think its the end of the world.

this is a complete and utter nothingburger. wake me up when they quarantine a US state. until then, fuck off.

Forgot pic. Australians, we can do better.

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>Reminder to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka

Too expensive

Metho is just as good and costs literally nothing

>I have it
>Self diagnosed

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>89 year old
it's fucking over bros,if it can kill an 89 year old...who's safe?

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Can someone post the pic of the middle aged white guy in Costco with the mask and sunglasses?

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It's got many uses other than for drinking, dumdum

OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Kino edition
youtube.com/watch?v=G986i5ZlH0M

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We need more info on the Italian lockdown. They must have shutdown press coverage too. That's the thing people. It's not just people under quarantine, it's information too. They'll do it in your CUNTry too.

Kk

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Guys I've been thinking of something.
Could China's part in this current situation lead to another global war?
After the disease has been contained/treated for the most part, consider how affected people of every major country will be.
How many pissed off Iranians and Italians with dead family members will it take before the collective anger rises and those people finally decide to take out their revenge on China?

WWIII: China Pays

Fuck off ptg
get back to your containment general you degenerate trumptard faggot

This shouldn't be shocking, it's exactly what will be happening in the states soon and has happened in every country that's been hit hard.

lol that one is pretty good wish people would stfu and get comfy it's going to get interesting

"""""Australians"""""

Cute canadian girls comment on covid youtu.be/CL8alsnoJ44

This but unironically.

there's only been one knifing so far, a bit of a letdown

>Metho
Where get? how much?

Naaah
youtu.be/-Rr8zgMCQK8

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I've been doing the same
Frankly I use hand sanitizer as soon as I get back in the car

kill yourself mass replying faggot

fucking stupid threads, fucking stupid posters flooding this board with garbage
completely overlooking the world around you and everything that is actually going on. nothing more thena bnch of bots spamming these fucknig threads. i wisk you all would just fuck off already

How long do you think before someone who browses Yas Forums legitimately gets it?

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ok fag