Coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic phase will call for 'extreme measures', Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews says
abc.net.au
Coronavirus: Woman coughs on flight attendant on-board plane
news.com.au
Scott Morrison reveals key principles of coronavirus stimulus package
news.com.au
Coronavirus: Video shows crowd descending on toilet paper at Aldi
news.com.au
1
About time cunt
You lads ready for the collapse?
>tfw landlords try to collect rents when half of the country is shut down
aus/pol, how do i get an aus/pol gf?
China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.
good thing we had greedy politicians and universities hungry for chink money or else this pandemic would've been pretty boring for us.
didn't bother stockpiling shit tickets or rice for this one.
Can't wait for them to shut down our country, no more job provider appointments
who drinking?
who absolutely JUSTed here?
Based Democracy Manifest guy speaks
mass and social media have done well to sow so much fear and anxiety over a flu into the masses
Yeah bro they shut down Italy every year, it's all a nothingburger
Had the covid-19 test yesterday. Just waiting for the results at home. I had all the symptoms on the list fuck
>shutting down a country and controlling the population
why do you think they want to sow fear and anxiety among the masses?
uh oh here comes the big brained take, lets hear it lmao
do ya live in one of the cities?
I was told I need to attend appointments and look for work, but it tells me on MyGov I don`t. WTF is going on?
Its all okay though.
Just use common sense and you'll be fine.
COVID-19 will not divide us!
Bugging out to the coast on the weekend with my family. Not going to.UNI for the rest of the week.
Shits about to get hectic real fast. Italy is only the first of many, many more.
20% hospitalisation rate has me very worried. Anyone got sources on this?
Sydney
I was lectured over the phone by a consultant about attending appointments, even though I attend every appointment I get. The guy tried to pass all the blame on to me.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
MY SUPERFUND IS GONE
Italian doctors warn Europe of coronavirus impact on hospitals
archive.is
Shit is getting real, bucko
keep us updated on your health.
>MY SUPERFUND IS GONE
how did that happen?
Imagine that
They probably invested it in oil companies.
Any prick that thinks they get to live in my rental properties free will see themselves promptly evicted at lease renewal.
Are you cunts ready for the collapse?
evicted by who at what renewal
because honestly i doubt the cops are going to care too much and if you come into my house with a couple of your mates you're getting swung at
Ok Boomer.
You’re a moron. If you want to parrot the msm narrative fuck off to reddit. They probably have a sub set up specifically
Adelaide, the meth capital of Australia:
dailymail.co.uk
Not your house though matey.
my house brother, i live in it
Why do you keep posting these photos of your gay aussie disposals gobag kit? gtfo.
>Existing coronavirus cases have doubled in 6 days.
Nah mate.
My house on traditional owner land.
You are a double squatter
no
100 Australian cases now. death rate (still) 3%
uh oh the big brained take fizzled out. what will we ever do? the suspense is killing me lmao
God I just KNOW these greedy fucks are waiting until the unis and private schools hit the point of NO REFUNDS before they declare them closed and it's going to be what kills us all.
Well played.
hold on a sec I'll copy an email they sent me. I have 11 unit of credit because of a past qualification. they are delaying my credit past the sensis date to fuck me over
The Eternal Boomer strikes back!
abc.net.au
Any of you guys live in the cluster in Sydney they want to quarantine?
1/2
2/2
Can someone give me a job? Wouldn't mind $30/hour. Is it possible to go to work for your 40-50 hours for the week and not be depressed because of it?
Have you cunts not converted yours and your partner's super into cash yet? How fucking dumb can you be. I sold into cash 4 weeks ago at all time highs. Going to ride the market down to a low and then buy up two or three times the amount I had! Looking forward to retiring early. Seriously though, now might be a good time to log onto your super account and change your investment preference from aggressive, balanced etc into cash or at least conservative. At the very least, check your life insurance and make sure your partner of children will have enough to pay the mortgage and some safety funds.
IS 60 TOILET PAPER ROLLS ENOUGH?
Pretty close but no. Personally i reckon they should quarantine everything north of artarmon
Yeah, made Mum cry over the phone because I said I'd given up on everything. Feel like shit because she doesn't deserve to have to worry about me.
Pay the mortgage? Lol. DSP neet in govie housing mate. I want coronabux!
This upsets me because they feel the need to jew aussies out of every last bit of cash too despite going on about how we should be thankful to the chinese for 'covering' our uni fees with the amounts they charge them.
Another user was saying his uni gave him an email indicating they might close but mine just said "Don't panic business as usual go- err, guys"
Still waiting on marks from last semester for one class too, cunt's taking forever to mark stuff.
You may get paid $30/hr but expect to work 50-60 hrs per week and get paid for only 40 of them.
Mate, I doubt whether many people here have ever earnt enough to have any decent amount in there super. I have been working for 10 years and have a laughable amount
JUSTed crew checking in
I do that already, not being on a wage is a scam, never do it
yeh. everyone i spoke to has agreed that applications for prior credit should be finalised by the uni before the start of term. let alone AFTER the sensis date.
i just un enrolled in the course that day. i'm waiting for the phone call as to why i left and i'm going to blast them.
just saved $40k plus living expenses for 4 years.
Get on the tools lad
My wife's mum lives almost right in the middle of it.
Also the absolute state of commie bootlickers at the ABC.
the bf
the gf
the daily ride
Luckily my boomer grandparents are covering my uni (but only because they're 80 now and want to build goodwill after sitting on their millions for years when I was practically homeless) so the lost money isn't huge to be, I'm more gonna be pissed if I have to take another 6+ months to finish my degree since I already wasted 2 years as a NEET between high school and uni.
Not like there's going to be any jobs when I'm done though, kek.
better than having the dick of alex jones only 3-4 inches smaller
Guess the ethnicity....
What the fuck am I missing here. 100 people have Coronavirus in Australia so its spreading slow as shit. 3 people died which I assume is the amount of Aussies that die daily from shark attacks or kangaroo boxing. And for some reason that makes people want to go buy toilet paper? What the fuck is happening?
2 years off shouldn't be considered a waste if it gave you a better idea of what you wanted to do before jumping into it. Better than getting halfway through a degree and working out you hate it.
>definitely stock up on toilet paper
is this a joke? What fucking professional tells you to stock up on toilet paper?
I'm still skeptical that corona is anything more than a mild nothing burger but in the event they force us to self quarantine what happens in regards to work?
Will the government compensate us with some kind of stimulus package?
Will they force employers to pay mandatory sick leave?
Or do they think a population that's been forced to live week to week, pay check to pay check and can't save a dime are going to be able to support themselves without wages for two weeks or potentially more?
cases double every 6.2 days. how many weeks until half of Aus is infected?
They are testing fuck all people here and it is spreading in the community. Australia makes nothing anymore (except toilet paper). People are generally retarded and like to laugh at preppers right up to the point the try to become one.
Australia will burn
real estate prices will go the way of toilet paper. everyone will panic sell - especially the chinks. they love to panic.
That handsome devil doesn't look fat at all. He just has broad shoulders.
answer: 17 weeks (winter)
We won't be getting Corona bux unfortunately.
in reality.
the answer is that you're not going to pay rent, you're going to keep living where you are, you're going to pay a plumber in cash to fix any maintenance issues, and is going to use his key to your front door to pull you out of bed at 5 in the morning with his nephew and brother in law
Depends on how many have it now. They've done fuck all tests and those give lots of false negatives anyway. Italy went from 600 cases to medical system collapse and countrywide lockdown in 11 days. Maybe we'll get a happening like that. I expect cases here in Canberra to explode in a week stemming from the ADF meeting and the flights the pozzed soldier flew on.
No one is panic selling tp retard