/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1827

I'm making a vaccine.

This is the real test. Are all the "recovered" people in quarantine, or did they just let them all out to infect the fucking public?

>NJ Governor declared state of emergency and told everyone to stock up on 2 weeks worth of supplies "just in case"
just in case what?
are the jews coming?
HELP

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Any word on Pennsylvania? Over by philly has a few, but what about western pa

What have you done....

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There is a thread already

Reminder keep your bac as high as possible so if u get codvid19 your bac kills it b4 it starts

Can we please stop obsessing over this nothingburger? i mean less than 10,000 people have died and you retards think its the end of the world.

this is a complete and utter nothingburger. wake me up when the quarantine a US state. until then, fuck off.

k

cnn.com/2020/03/09/investing/dow-futures-coronavirus-oil/index.html

This was posted first

They will find the cure

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>2 weeks.

"Stocked up?" LOL. That's like a normal trip to a grocery story for me. I have enough shit to make it till May, maybe June.

Remember how the swine flu infected 15% of the world population and we STILL didn't have this kind of faggotry on Yas Forums and to a wider extent the internet as a whole? We'll make it though this just fine and if you're stocking up on more than 3 weeks supplies you're a faggot who's just stealing from people who need it more, now. The world is not going to end and if you truly think it is than you have anxiety issues you need to have looked into by a doctor.

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>no system crash
>no mass panic
>virus still too slow
>nothing happening
>boring threads push by bots
... boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

Has this been posted yet?

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Migrate

>wake me up when the quarantine a US state

Two more weeks

>Can we please stop obsessing over this nothingburger?

macrotrends.net/1358/dow-jones-industrial-average-last-10-years

We brought this upon ourselves
Globalism destroying the natural order
In labs, pretending to be Gods
Consuming everything without care for life
Selfishness before community
Rampant and celebrated sociopaths and narcissists
Love for wealth more than charity
Sexual deviancy destroying the family
And no mass movement to stop it
This is the Flood, as it happened before

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>[script
Greetings, fellow human bean

Friend is high-ranking doctor in a major US State.
A big conference of doctors was just cancelled for the first time ever.
Doctors are being told to prepare for May being the "height" of the virus and that hospitals are being geared up for an "apocalyptic" influx of patients.

MAY

The happening is still on, but you gotta be patient.

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No
Check the time

He's planning onmlockung down the state later this week

it will be over soon go to sleep

So we had the first case in my city and the dumb bitch broke quarantine to go to an event. Am I supposed to buy n95 masks? It feels like it is Christmas Eve and I forgot the stocking stuffers.

Wait why do people need food more than me faggot? I work. I can spend my money.

>[script

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Number of infected has gone up to 10 but no word if the new cases are on the west side. Seems like they're mostly in Montgomery County. I have a feeling Philly is going to explode in the next two weeks.

>virus pops up in county next to mine
>it’s some dumb boomer that was let off a cruise and “self quarantined”
>probably went out and got some stuff at some point
>mfw I work at the most popular stop between our counties
>mfw I have had a sore throat for 4 days and don’t know if it’s from vaping or from corona now

Should I just quit these cases went from 1 to 5 in my area in literally a day

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Stop being a jealous swede.

continuing from last thread:
>What are you playan?
diablo ii lod v1.09 single player hardcore. got a bowazon in A3 nightmare and a necro in A4 normal atm.

what are you anons playing atm?

>america delayed tests on purpose so private companies could get their commercial tests on the market for some profit
youtu.be/TPgBmHEVqPc?t=1360

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"Just in case" is the hot new phrase used by state governors.

The reason I made a new thread is because the numbers were wrong and because there is no disclaimer that China’s numbers are fake

Is it time to start planning and organizing your raiding parties

keep posting it user

CORONA THREADS RUN BY BOTS

C O N F I R M E D

BUT WHO WANTS THIS NOTHING BURGER TO BLOW UP SO BADLEY???
WHAT IS THE GOAL???
TO CRASH THE STOCK MARKET????
WHY SUCH A HATE BONER FOR THE ECONOMY???
BECAUSE OF TRUMP????

WE WILL NEVER KNOW

KEEP ON BOT-KUN
THE WORLD IS YOURS

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3074376/coronavirus-update-china-records-19-new-cases-further-slowdown

CHINA WON
XI JINPING VISITED WUHAN TODAY

LET ME REPEAT

WINNIE VISITED WUHAN

WUHAN IS SAFE NOW

NO ONE MAN DICTATOR WOULD GO SOMEWHERE HE COULD BE AT ANY RISK

TRUMP INFECTED

WHITOIDS SOON EXTINCT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DIE WHITE PIGS DIEEEEE

COMMUNISM WON AND BTFO YOUR ENTIRE STINKING RACE!!!

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Hi, bag.

Friend told me they are closing his University here in portugal

Don't you just love the smell of ominous doom in the air?

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

Will Last of Us 2 and doom eternal release? I'll play both of those

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The numbers are right though, silly.

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>actually looking forward to TLOU 2

Flag checks out.

This batch has tomatoes, cucumbers, peas, spinach, arugula, and a salad mix. I also planted some potatoes in a pot and need to get some of those 3 dollar Home Depot buckets to grow more.

I have a bunch of long trays to fit in my car when I need to bug out, along with the rest of my food stash and camping gear. Thankfully in CO so its a short drive into the mountains and my car can handle some rough terrain.

>more threads than deaths in american somoa
Lmao nothing borgor

Maybe... in 12-18 months. If we're lucky.

And it will be available to very few (read: RICH) people at first.

Body double.

...huh? What do you mean it's slowing down?!? The virus is slowing down globally, just like it did in China and now South Korea!?!

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I QUIT MY JOB LAST WEEK!! YOU TOLD ME IT WAS HAPPENING!!! NOOOOOOOOOO, SAVE ME RONALD PAUL!!!

I have $5000 worth of toilet paper in my garage, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that now!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO

... it's not fair... it was supposed to be /ourturn/!!!

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More like, the private companies are way better at this sorta shit and can mass-produce it at a cheaper cost than the govt can

Games that will never release damn...

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How come there has been no video from Wuhan in a month?

How do you say "its just the flu bro" in Arabic?

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>28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

Yes, around 15%. But it is unknown whether they are infectious.

> 28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

Yes, so what?

> 14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

Crush my balls, Coronachan, uwu.

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Note that this "reinfection" is really just how at a certain point you test negative for the oral swab, but still positive for the anal swab, and then later positive for the oral swab again. They were never "reinfected", the virus had a period of dormancy.

"Sir, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt your goat fucking session, but it's just the flu bro".

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>How do you say "its just the flu bro" in Arabic?

Fun fact: this virus mostly kills old farts, and MENA countries are mostly young men, so...

So Arab countries won't give a fuck. They aren't as faggoty as us Aryans.

There has:

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=88&v=uTiWOVKctRU

It's a ghost town and it's like everyone is dead. It's why we know the whole "Xi visited wuhan and says everything is fine" headline china is pushing is 100% bullshit.

>1 person discovered in my county
>they literally came from washington and stopped at a drug border check

Thank you Mexico!!!!

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Cool story there Zing Lee

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>How come there has been no video from Wuhan in a month?
(((WHO)))

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LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HEAVEN WILL WIPE OUT
WHITOID BOOTLICKER
REJOICE FOR YOU WILL DIE ALONGSIDE YOUR WHITE MASTER AS THE GOOD LITTLE HOUSE CHINK YOU ARE

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CDC made the OG test a complicated mess by adding SARS and MERS to it.

No idea why they did that, unless they had suspicions that those 2 were also circulating.

They don't speak Arabic in Iran, dipshit.

Vpns blocked fortune.com/2020/02/25/coronavirus-china-vpn/

Everybody starved to death inside their welded apartments.

So what you're saying is it could potentially break out at any point in the future?

yes user, we are all bots
beep boop

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Does anyone else take pleasure from normies panic buying? I started prepping when the first bat coughed and got all the good shit now I go to places like walmart when they restock to watch people fight over supplies.

The best part are the retards who stockpile bleach for water purification, they don't realized that 75% of the bleach on the shelf is ineffective and may actually harm them. Pic related is the toilet paper after an hour of it being stocked.

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Why am I laughing at this stupid spam post?

I miss gary

Good goyim race-mix.

nuke those lying fucks already

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oh shit what happened to my photo

It was a nice run lads, pack it up.

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What did he mean by this?

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I feel bad for americans. I know how sticky and hard to wipe pure fastfood shit is.

i cant wait until niggers beat the shit out of each other for a can of tuna

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Is Gary dead?
Or he got quarantined?

That wasn't even a leaked document. It was submitted to the public.

You aren't even good at trolling, either.

>race-mix
way ahead of you, pingwing wang :^)

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They'll beat you for tuna as well. You're not worried about that?

Neat

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Not necessarily, I'm by no means a doctor or any kind of health expert. Just from what I've read, in these reinfection cases it's more likely all along the virus was never really cleared in the first place

Threadly Reminder:
youtu.be/Mm7UrZeu-74

>Remdesivir works to stop the SARS-CoV-2 because:
>Remdesivir triphosphate displaces ATP in
>the RNA replication process and breaks the virus reproduction.

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I have food already stocked so I can avoid food riots.

Now they are
Check the time this was posted and then when the other thread (my thread) was posted

There are full shelves of shit right beside that one row of empty shelving.

This. There are probably more people who got it by lightning strikes this year than this stupid virus. Guys, use your imagination, this thing is distraction from what's actually going on. (At the very least, It's used an excuse for the coming failure of neo liberalism)

These threads are infested with bots and retarded spam with no actual content.

fuck off wanker.

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>momscience.com

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That's smart but I hope you're ready to board up and barricade in case they decide to go door to door.

>thinking orange juice will save you
youtube.com/watch?v=wnmVejaQIPs

>content

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>make tendies din din
>40 more fellow mutts tested positive, 7 died

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>leaked
wut

I can't help but notice how common this pose is.

How much you in for on Gilead then?

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Tbh I've never sceen so many jap posters since /cvg/. It seams like corona chan is bringing us all closer or it really is a bunch of bots flooding these threads.

I drink OJ, and I haven't been infected yet. Checkmate.

i mean in the supermarket user, some nigger will film it.
if food completely runs out and they start raiding houses then i'm fucked anyways

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But the doctors are busy looking after 20 yr olds w pneumonia

>source: my ass
Allahu flubar

thnx for the bumps

Yas Forums is a diverse board

I really miss krautchan. It was my favorite place to canadapost. Someone made a screenshot where 8 posts were mine!

Welcome to Yas Forums post 2016

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Or, he's sick and doesn't want anyone to know how long he's been sick so as not to panic the government (with whom he's been in close contact). If he disappears for a while after this, it might be possible.

I haven't been checking IDs, I assumed it was just that one Caucasian manlet who doesn't own a shirt

REPORTED cases went from 1 to 5. Didn't help, did I?

What did he mean by this?

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How is 8kun doing btw?

no u

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iris
@iris_78yq
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#WuhanCoronavirus #WuhanVirus #Wuhan #武汉疫情 #武汉 #武汉肺炎 有人从刚刚离世江学庆医生的笔记本上找到答案:不明原因病毒性肺炎,没有人传人的证据,十条纪律规定,保密纪律,不准到处乱讲乱谈……封口、堵口,对领导有交代。武汉市中心医院领导正忙灭火汇报,哪有空管医生们的防护

Translation:
#WuhanCoronavirus #WuhanVirus #Wuhan # 武汉 疾 情 # 武汉 #Wuhan pneumonia Some people find the answer from the notebook of Dr. Jiang Xueqing who has just passed away: Unexplained viral pneumonia, no evidence of human transmission, ten discipline rules, confidentiality rules, and no one can talk about Nonsense ... blocked, blocked, and accountable to the leaders. The leaders of Wuhan Central Hospital are busy fighting the fire and reporting.

I guess another doctor passed away after finding more patients with viral pneumonia and the CCP are still suppressing information.

Xi is dead, mate.

I can make one if you promise to defend me from Germans Blitzkrieging me

her tits keep getting bigger

Woah woah woah are you saying people with down syndrome are not allowed to celebrate and should be made fun of? For shame

I wanna fuk her so much bros

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And here's why

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files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

There are some bots. Nearly every thread you will find some out-of-context or nonsensical post. I have no idea why someone would target these threads with bots though, they don't accomplish anything.