/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1826

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Chase out the Newfags and post anime with every post.

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what the fuck is going on in San Marino... 52 caes and 2 deaths

where did u get that from

NIGGER WHAT? ARE THEY FINALLY TESTING?

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some asshole who traveled to San Francisco has it 3 miles from me in DFW. Went to tell my senpai, saw 10 messages bc someone in my brother's office is infected.
Fuck!

Been away for 24hrs give me the latest please.. other than muh economic collapse

Well, anons. I am unhappy to say that due to the credible evidence emerging from Italy, that this is officially a happening again.
Beep Repaired.

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R0 2,5 my ass.

Canada hasnt seen the boom yet, where is it?

Yeah. This is embarrassing. I doubt the death toll even hits 10,000 much less a million or whatever the fuck the LARPers here are wishing for.

see

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sombody better shoop a Corona-chan with american flag bikini

nigger that's double what it was this afternoon.

Everyone will.

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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or elderberry

The mortality began in Siena in May (1348). It was a cruel and horrible thing; and I do not know where to begin to tell of the cruelty and the pitiless ways. It seemed to almost everyone that one became stupefied by seeing the pain. And it is impossible for the human tongue to recount the awful thing. Indeed one who did not see such horribleness can be called blessed. And the victims died almost immediately. They would swell beneath their armpits and in their groins, and fall over dead while talking. Father abandoned child, wife husband, one brother another; for this illness seemed to strike through the breath and sight. And so they died. And none could be found to bury the dead for money or friendship. Members of a household brought their dead to a ditch as best they could, without priest, without divine offices. Nor did the death bell sound. And in many places in Siena great pits were dug and piled deep with the multitude of dead. And they died by the hundreds both day and night, and all were thrown in those ditches and covered over with earth. And as soon as those ditches were filled more were dug.

And I, Agnolo di Tura, called the Fat, buried my five children with my own hands. And there were also those who were so sparsely covered with earth that the dogs dragged them forth and devoured many bodies throughout the city. There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died that all believed that it was the end of the world. And no medicine or any other defense availed. And the lords selected three citizens who received a thousand gold florins from the commune of Siena that they were to spend on the poor sick and to bury the poor dead. And it was all so horrible that I, the writer, cannot think of it and so will not continue. This situation continued until September, and it would take too long to write of it.

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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>satellite internet getting more and more congested each night
Once the congestion stops then I'll know it's happening.

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>Italy is responsible for just under a quarter of the international cases but over half of the deaths
what is wrong with pastafags lmao

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hey spain whats been going on there?
I noticed your cases are going up a lot i think

What is in noodles that makes people so vulnerable to corona viruses?

>Colonel Dany Shoham was a senior analyst with Israeli military intelligence for biological and chemical warfare with expertise in Chinese biological warfare
jfc

200 different strains of Corona-chans are going wild out there.

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corona.help

Can I get a ptg update please...

has anyone here seen Inferno?
it's very interesting with whats going on right now
>mentioning plague
>virus tries to kill the world
>black corrupt guy from the WHO
>focused on italy
>literally the name quarantine comes from italian
>shady turkish government

oh and pic related
let's see if this map becomes useful.

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see

what are you guys gonna do while you self-quarantine? I'm gonna play vidya and work on my graphic novel.

good evening gentlemen of /cvg/
my humble center for the dissemination of Corona-Chan artwork is now open.
Do please make a selection.

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>prisoners will escape!
Why wouldn't the guards just leave them to starve? More realistic same as the walking dead

Cases have almost doubled each week I expect by summer it'll be spreading locally, they are doing nothing about flights from hot zones.

corona-chan is raping my immune system to death!! HELP!!!

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The horse lords rolled coronachan into a carpet and are trampling her into dust.

The sick bitch is probably getting off to it.

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China invented spaghetti but Italians made it popular

i can't wait until it hits every shitlib city and takes out millions. it's too good to ever actually happen though.

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that has to be shooped. Yas Forums's reach cannot be that great.

...is that corona-chan herself in the window?

Accelerate

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Alright lads, what are your non-retarded predictions for the markets tomorrow?

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>Normies around are still not prepping

I honestly don't care about them. You're right about it being just math. One guy infects two other guys and now 3 guys have it. Those 3 infect 2 guys each, now there are 9 sick people. That's why you have doctors saying the whole world will get it because it's possible.

We didn't get to see much of Wuhan because the ching chongs killed everyone leaking footage but Italy is showing how deadly this thing is. They had 100 deaths in a single day.

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How the fuck I'm I suppose to read this ??

Post it to prove you're not a plebbit newfag

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Why are people arguing about deaths? The real issue is global supply lines collapsing and the economy imploding.

wish we had hash like that in canada

How bad would it have to get to warrant nuking own cities?

It's actually surprising that they've had no cases despite being just north of China. But this is seriously very based. I hope they can contain it.

ONLY 9 DAYS NYC SINCE FIRST CASE HAHAHA

youcis has really upped her game with the production values

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?

>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOB

post lewds nigger

Some offer immunity, some offer death. Immunity is what you covet!

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I heard vitamin C is great lube when dealing with corona chan.

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>In the event of total societal collapse,
Ok first off, no
second, society is already fucking dead
third, apocalyptica would not be fun, no convenience, good luck farming/hunting enough to survive long term, good luck not getting killed by your neighbors, good luck not getting sick in the first or second waves

prepping is an act of pure delusion, you do not want to live to see what comes after the end of the world, in fact you should welcome the destruction of this terribly corrupt and self serving world

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>I could just upload it but I insist on being an attention whore

s&p500 and dow up 2-3% b/c of fed and stimulus

summer?!

Sigh. Our govermment and media downplayed everythin so they could have pic related the 8M.

Now it's going to explode this is going to be worse than Italy in six days.

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we are going to start testing hard here aswell, expect a jump in cases in the following days
g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/09/ministerio-diz-que-vai-adotar-criterio-da-oms-e-considerar-a-3a-definicao-de-caso-suspeito-de-novo-coronavirus.ghtml

I second this

And it's still climbing. Holy shit this week is gonna be insane.

It already is, a new case here in Iowa just got back from vacation in California, no other travel history so your state is turbo fucked right now.

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Can I get a link to the audio of the two italians talking about the situation?

You've already got it and roughly 3 weeks (about 2 weeks incubation + 9 days from onset of symptoms until severe pneumonia) from now you have a 20% chance of having severe pneumonia during the peak along with everyone else around you. The time to have been proactive about self quarantine was a month ago, by the time it hits the mainstream news it's too late.

China is high iq. They have it under control. No one will be able to take the measures they took. China will grow larger.

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Which country would make the ideal host for corona-chan? Somewhere where she can grow nice and strong?

Alas.
I am still building out that part of my inventory.
I do have a few lewds in stock though

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black part first

All that people that are gonna die because feminism, gypsies and commie propaganda...

This. Other than some social disruption, society can bear the burden of tens of millions of deaths. Economic collapse will ruin the quality of life for billions and will end up killing far more people in the long run from secondary effects.

Retards are also incapable of factoring the exponential increase of mortality as an indirect result.

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>corona.help

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Reminder that some big retard is going to try and take your stash. Another big retard like me is going to pop him in his empty plate carrier and offer you a nice potato in these trying times.

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it always normalizes at some point. there's not going to be any great huge crash like back in the 20s or whenever the fuck. the government sucks way more corporate dick than back then and won't allow it to happen. it will only crash to the level where it benefits kikes.

Corona killed more than the flu yesterday and likely today.

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what is this shit? fucking disgusting

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I think I'll keep prepping.

I also have upward of 500 images with no way to upload them all at once. So yes. Yes I will.

All of my coworkers are planning on travelling internationally for Spring Break. They won't heed my warnings. When will US shut down air travel? I don't want these fucks going to Hawaii

>JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOB
Their job is to protect the jewish deep state.
They are already doing their job.

You stupid fucks, god, the economy is going to ROAR BACK SO HARD TOMORROW I WILL DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM YOU AND FOR ME AND TRUMP. You stupid fucks, stop scaring the damn economy, MAGA up already, China and South Korea are already doing much better, so why cant YOU

Did you pay the artist to make this one, it is brand new it seems.

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China should be collectively nuked 4 this shit

starting to think this is a nothing burger and i'm going to be sitting on all this food forever.

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Poor Stefan is getting ratiod by Trump cultist boomers for telling the truth.

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Any moon rune anons here? Nips?

absolutely pathetic attempt

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I'm starting to regret only owning a meme gun.

>.357
Good taste. Wish I could have one.

The state of you doomers cooming to a literal disease

Now that it's starting to look like the virus is a shitty one, you now all moved over to fabricating rumours about how there gorillions of Italian 20 year olds with viral pneumonia.

Why are you doomer boomers so upset that this virus is lethal to younger people?

yeah, if your shitty remington pistol actually works. lol

None of their sources have those numbers

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Yeah, it's horrible. But fuck...so fitting.

i miss you too, bro.

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Whatever you want, Marie. You're so much nicer than my ugly tramp of a wife.

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Kek, they already threatened the US with cutting supply chains for good if the US tries anything. They know the rest of the world is ready to kill them for this.

I can't wait to see the social media meltdown of influencers and the like stranded in third world countries

Yes, also study shows that if you clap twice, turn around through your left shoulder and then clap 3 times, you're immune.

Shit's legit. Totally science. Shit's not medieval at all.

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What are you growing there?

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Ohayo reddit-chan.

nyet.
I am merely a collector with too much time on my hands

>3 short of 1337

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t. won't show the death count

What about South Korea, you pearl clutching estrogen laden faggot? Quit hyperventilating and face facts. It's a nothingburger

why would any one join a cringe christ cuck server

>that guy who gets annihilated by the light pole, engulfed in flame, and then run over by a burning semi
What is the story behind this?

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Well know we now this will end up being a nothinburger in the end.

That moron said Brexit wouldn't happen.

Can't believe people take frauds like this, styx and Peak prosperity seriously. All their predictions end up being vague or completley wrong.

Anyone know what happened to that crazy chicken in the first few weeks, what was her name? Flora?

Newfag retard

Meme gun? what do you own a 10/22?

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Do not insult boomers, these are zoom zoom zooming zoomers, the failure children of disgusting urban centers. STOCK. MARKET. RALLY. MAGA. UP. 2020. TRUMP. TWO. TERMS. TWO. SCOOPS. 1. GENDER. Stupid fucks going to go back to their libcaves, pathetic stupid fucks

World War III DID start in January
It's a bio-war.

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Yeah its pretty obviously fucked already. I've been on red alert hygiene since January and cooking my own meals etc, but am forced to be outside for work, groceries, etc. Have not noticed the empty shelves or really anything unusual here other than occasional masks.the hubris of normalfags is going to get a lot of people killed

>he doesn't know about iv c
Enjoy Corona Chan's sweet embrace of death you ignorant faggot.

>corona.help
I'm not seeing any other sources with numbers that high for the US

>cutting supply chains
they've pretty much already been cut, user

>HORY SHIT WHAT DA FUCK?
>GOTTA PEDAL!!
>*HUFF HUFF*
>YESSS SAFE!!
>BANG!!

What are you playan? What's your graphic novel about?

I'm working on a successfully Kickstarted (~$50k) indie game that's a year or two past due. Hoping to get it done and released before the world economy fucking collapses. Maybe corona will cause game market to rise due to being a safe form of entertainment during quarantine.

A zip file. Make a fucking torrent. I don’t even give a shit about your images it’s just unsettling to see someone want to role play shopkeeper

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Mate it's gorillion yoing people with pneumonia.

is greece turkey the flashpoint nigger?

Sexy Canadian women chime in on this youtu.be/CL8alsnoJ44

Doubles overnight... Oh fuck, imagine the stonks dropping 2000 MORE points tomorrow. The MAGA CHUD tears will be fucking glorious when it drops back to what it was in Jan 2017...

Brexit is more of a nothing burger than this lmao

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Based digits. This is NOBURG-19.

Based seedlings. Started mine last week too

Pic related.

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Two weeks ago only sporadic coofers around me in Victoria. Spotting a coofer is now guaranteed no matter where I visit.

I will be luring roaming gangs into kill boxes.

well aren't you a killjoy

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*Is not lethal to young people

In fact it's going to end up like the asian flu

That's the best they can use for leverage regardless. They know everyone hates them.

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nah
chinkoids are just too incompetent for their own good.

Been working on an online survival game. Haven't left my cabin in a month.

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Everyone with any sense/money is gonna buy tomorrow because it's basically stocks at a 7% discount due to panic boomer retards knowing they're gonna die.

y-y-you can get immune to m-m-multiple strains at once, r-r-right?

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>Tries to prove me wrong
>Fails miserably again

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>+++ RUMORS ABOUT TANKS DEPLOYED IN ITALY ARE FAKE +++
+++ RUMORS ABOUT TANKS DEPLOYED IN ITALY ARE FAKE +++

>Tanks along the streets, fear in Palermo but it is only an exercise
>They came from drills performed in Sardinia, and they didn't have to do any intervention
ilmessaggero.it/video/cronaca/carri_armati_palermo_esercitazione_oggi_9_marzo_2020-5100760.html

palermo.gds.it/articoli/cronaca/2020/03/09/carri-armati-dellesercito-in-strada-scatenano-il-panico-a-palermo-ma-e-unesercitazione-fc0ece0e-92ca-4ed8-ac3f-dbbfa3e257f0/

Some retarded boomer took videos from a local newspaper and tweeted about tanks deployed to sedate riots.
twitter.com/ISCResearch/status/1237036351045992448

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