PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470172-1/
youtu.be/TPgBmHEVqPc
>Pres Trump departs FL 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470189-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in Sanford FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/WEEVSrh-oi4
youtu.be/wn_jbZ8u_Co
>Pres Trump departs West Palm Beach FL 3/9/20
youtu.be/kB5ih1w2ipI
>Don Jr on Jim&Sam Faction Talk 2/14/20
youtu.be/HJScmJUJWCM
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139967870001
>HHSSec Azar outside WH 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470190-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FoxNews 3/9/20
youtu.be/aSBWlKC7reM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 3/9/20
youtu.be/rusCrTmSKJw
>CMSAdm Verma Interview w/Sarah Varney 12/23/19
youtu.be/-sQNJ2Z7cvE
>SG Adams on FBN 3/9/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6139771554001/
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/9/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139896763001
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/9/20
youtu.be/zQNMwudG-J4
>Trump2020SrLegalAdviser Ellis on HughHewittShow 3/9/20
youtu.be/wXWbK8hzvyY
>DepAsstSoS4TFS Peyman @FDD on Sanctions 3/9/20
c-span.org/video/?470153-1/
>Don Jr on Axios 3/8/20
youtu.be/EbHU49WYsw4
youtu.be/azFKLwOjJTE
>HUDSec SleepyBen on SunMornFutures 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139466126001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on ThisWeekABC 3/8/20
youtu.be/lTfrYGLbWoM
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FoxNews 3/8/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6139441722001

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new baker needed

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nobody wanted to celebrate Purim with me
wat do

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It still involves a faggy man who can't get laid by conventional means, and so is gay. Tomboy on tomboy is straighter for not having effeminate undertones

go back to tel aviv

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go back to tel aviv

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Make white babies!

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get drunker like you're supposed to

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Daily reminder that COVID-19 is only a thing because some soulless chink ate a raw bat

>What about a possible virology lab?

Neither case is a good look for chinks

...

>Purim
>Purim (/ˈpʊərJm/; Hebrew: About this soundפּוּרִים (help·info) Pûrîm "lots", from the word פור pur (גורל / fate),[2] related to Akkadian: pūru; also called the Festival of Lots) is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the saving of the Jewish people from Haman, an Achaemenid Persian Empire official who was planning to kill all the Jews, as recounted in the Book of Esther (מגילת אסתר Megillat Ester in Hebrew; usually dated to the 5th century BCE).

>According to the Book of Esther, Haman was the royal vizier to King Ahasuerus (presumed to be Xerxes I or Artaxerxes I of Persia, "Khshayarsha" and "Artakhsher" in Old Persian respectively)[3][4][5][6] and he planned to kill all the Jews in the empire. His plans were foiled by Mordecai and Esther, Mordecai's cousin[7] and adopted daughter, who had risen to become Queen of Persia. The day of deliverance became a day of feasting and rejoicing.
Pressing F for based Haman

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I have heard it was most likely a Pangolin

BURN TRANNIES

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>a virus determines if this is a shit president or not
so far he has done nothing he said he would do
>a little border fence
>no hillary in prison
>no golden manufacturing era
virus provides a nice platform for him to deliver on all of his nothingburgers

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>The owner will pay the fine. Get it done.

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>Russia and Saudi Arabia quietly engaged in a trade war

What has ever looked good for chinks?

also alert

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE FRENS

ITS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is he ok?

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RIP America.

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That dog can tell what it's owner wants

Bernie Sanders is sending his donors money to Biden after this weeks primaries
NO REFUNDS

>realize I probably have unironic low test due to being put on ritalin for a long time as a kid

Thanks mom.

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>Tomboy on tomboy is straighter for not having effeminate undertones
But that's lesbianism, which is gay.

Still better than the last five presidents

Also issa wall

What did you........ oh

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>What has ever looked good for chinks?
Drunk takeout at 2am.

MAGA

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Rundown?

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>ITS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
excellent

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observe it in solitude by contemplating and reflecting upon what you feel you should. or you can just drink and shitpost.

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Dude not cool

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>implying I don't hold every play
It's only fined/flagged if they call it

I ordered the sum ting wong and now have a terrible cough

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The first jewpilled man in history

it's a nothing burger

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And you're voting Warren because of your wife's boyfriend? Sad.

>Be The China Communist Party
>Have to decide whether or not to tell the world your new virus was caused by either your international espionage and poor safety standards or because some chink peasant wanted to savor the sweet taste of bat/pangolian/snake/spotted weasel.

Try the Kentucky Fried Bats next time.

SOAK THE DEGENERATES! TAX THEM TO DEATH & BACK!

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Saudi Arabia is mad at Russia over Iran so they're flooding the oil market to hurt Russian oil barons. I guess not a trade war, necessarily, but definitely a souring of relations.

NEW MICHIGAN POLL

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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REAL AWOO HOURS!!!
12AM - 4AM ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!

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Nah he'll wait til after Florida so he can try to squeeze out a little more for a new boat to go with that 4th house

time things

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>AND SHE WAS LIKE TAKE YOUR BLURRY CAT POSTS TO THE BASEMENT CAUSE I GOT THESE INFOGRAPGHICS. UGGHH I WAS LIKE “HONEY, THIS IS WORK AND ITS TIME!!!”

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DON'T TOUCH ME!

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He had the right idea.

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REMINDER TO CORONAVIRUS DOOMSDAYERS

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Trump is such a Jewish rat it's unbelievable.

All he cares about is the economy and will encourage the spread of coronavirus in order to ensure steady shekel supplies.

Fucking revolting.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZNIKZdoehE

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Nice.
You're all failures.
Ah.

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NO
YES
FREN WTF
STILL DA BESS
K

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Are balls touching? Then it's not gay

>can't decide if it'll be more fun to vote for Bern tomorrow or Trump
He's prolly got the majority over Biden but they're gonna fuck with the numbers to ensure more skelegates go to Joe anyhow

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Shit I wasnt even trying

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TONIGHT
COME ON HERE
friggin time travelers
>where is he?
>is he in them raisins?

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>oof?

oof!

noice

goooot!

good kot

well done

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ON TIME

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Biden now ahead in all states

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He ended the Affirmative fair housing rule. Chinese nationals buying homes in the US is down almost 70% since he took office. For the first time since 1970 the % of Americans who’re foreign born did not increase, between July 2018 & July 2019, that is.The number of coal miners has stagnated between 53,000 and 54,000 after a free fall from 91,000 in 2011 to 52,800 in 2016. That includes deaths, and, people retiring.

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>Are balls touching? Then it's not gay
I need to meditate on this. Also, nice archery qt.

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>muslim hoodie.jpg
is that what the kids are calling it

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based and redpilled

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>You make me feel so blurry
>You make me feel so fast and furry
Based and ty
Based and deerpilled
ty coral
CEASE
ty
HOG TOME
Reverse white power?

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It's basically their holiday of revenge.
(Spoiler: all their holidays celebrate the genocide of a rival tribe.)
>the Russian tzar was killed on Purim
>the Nuremberg Trials were on Purim

Also, enjoy real comfy hours now because tomorrow will be madness.

twitter.com/ABC/status/1236959949080625152

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BTFO

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> It's been two whole weeks since I killed me the time. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action, hungry for blood. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Gookmoot's gettin' stronger in the jungle. Gotta maintaine discipline; gotta keep up my strength! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a tomboy.

>n=320
Rust belt gives terribly small sample size

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probably wanted to kill them all just like Hitler wanted to kill all jews... even though teh Holocaust only happened to a certain ethnic subset of jews... even though there were no official orders and we are just supposed to believe jewish historians that are familiar with Hitlers way of thinking

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>(Spoiler: all their holidays celebrate the genocide of a rival tribe.)
mfw
>tomorrow will be madness
W-what's tomorrow...?

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You may stay for another night.

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nice

that's two

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literally half of out holidays are celebrating other people getting killed
>the other half are mostly mourning when we got killed
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_holidays

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>Ebola twice during Obama
lazy nigger

>kids
rachel has a love for the hoodie

I think more primaries are taking place.

Trump sucks, why do you guys keep making these threads? I have nothing against you i used to love trump now but his supporters are becoming less and less everyday man lets just admit he sucks

>our
>we
109 countries+this thread

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Sorry I’m late

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Ah, I See You're a Fren of Culture As Well

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and nice work

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Just the thought that some frens might get the top reference without going the extra layer deep to see the parody of a parody of kino. That's the autism that keeps me from falling apart on bad days

MI's the big ticket, but WA is in play. Watch those coastal chinks all give each other WuFlu

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