Where Are the Italian Anons?

Locked down in Corona quarantine, you would think they would be shit-posting more. Press F to pay respects to Italy.

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sleeping?

I bet they wish they had and wore masks now lol

most people cant sleep if their entire country suddenly goes under quarantine lol

They ate pizza and bing bing wahoo their prostates

They’re all already dead

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Il quarantino no destà Italianà

internet shoah'd
mass slaughter of infecteds

You never met an Italian eh?

it's almost 5 am here

This. F

ZZZZZZ
Italy not dead
Italy just sleepy
ZZZZZZ

gucci loafers

Nice proxy, faggot. We know all italians died already

*cough cough*

F.

Based and Med Time pilled.

What is the situation on the ground

SOMEONE QUARANTINE THIS MAN

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How bad is it? People just aren’t going to work? America can never do that

I’m in Seattle and we gonna get fucked

Pastaniggers are fucked

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How are things? Are you in lock down? Can you roam about? Stores stocked?

spaghetti everywhere
people are covered in tomato sauce
tried to skype my buddy but all he could say was mama mia, over and over

There are no euro romance-speaking anons since they completely can’t into English. French and Italian flags are rarer than mine.

Correct. Every other info you might receive is illegitimate & homosexual

Your flag is not rare. Fuck off.

Climb the Everest naked, faggot

I don't fucking know I learned people cannot move out of town like 3 hours ago
and it's not like I can check what other people are doing with these restrictions
stores were fine yesterday when I went to buy shit, really nothing out of the ordinary

give it a couple days I guess

Where the he are the vidyaz of people dropping from Spaghetti land and shitskins?

Can't tell you, the virus has already made me blind.

no u.

i have to work to pay for rent and bills, goy.

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Seattle is fucked, someone near our table at a restaurant in LA said they were from Kirkland, a school teacher on top of that and our whole table got up and left right then and there. Legit, if LA people think you are gross, where do you go from there?

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>blind
you meant "dead"

>Can you roam about?
there's like a module to compile if you need to move between towns allegedly because of health, work, getting back to one's home or because of "necessity", whatever that means
this way police doesn't sue you if they see you around

Why Italy is Jews?

Damn Italy bro I’m with you...

I wish our fucking government in Washington state would say don’t go to work anons or my boomer company

yeah nice faggot

Fuck you dude, get the fuck in your quarantine box.
Look everyone, spooky ghosts,

Yea it’s a only a matter of time before Seattle turns into mad max

Also why did they just announce they’re from Kirkland

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>Where Are the Italian Anons?
DEAD

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kind of a weird brag but definitely a brag, like they were fleeing zombies

heh, everyone's pretty chill for now since noone really died
this is gonna be amusing in a couple weeks I guess

tori is italian

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no u

gotta keep capitalism going and keep profits in bosses' pockets

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That's Ireland, user

Smoking cigarettes and cat calling bambinas

They were recanting a story about what it was like on the plane ride down or some shit, I was not really listening. Apparently she said she was a school teacher from Kirkland and people stood up and left at the table next to hers. Must have felt weird, but I don't give a fuck about feelings, I was closest and I was out of there.

the mob sold them out

6 feet under

Kek

>leaf
>blaming capitalism
Leaf’s Law.

Close enough

hahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhaa

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Why is he so fucking angre all the time? Chill the fuck out Kot.

CORONA CURE FOUND
>CORONA CURE FOUND

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

Yas Forums btfo by based wop

Entire classrooms of children baked into calzones, then emerging from the olive oil and butter soaked cocoons of bread and cheese, only to be forced to labor and add extra stains to flimsy white cotton tank top undershirts used by the men.

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Restaurants emptied with food left on the table, uneaten, only to have dogs sit next to each other and eat plates of pasta until they bring their mouths together in a kiss over the last noodle.

>everyone locked in their homes
>no one to man the borders
>refugees storm the beaches and overtake Italia
You guys, we have to go back. Shut it down NOW.

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Border patrol and Italian police refuse to leave "safe zones", allowing hordes of colorblind Irish to drunkenly rampage in anger and confusion about the "invasion".

LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=2FTEaI-nGOA

I am in a hospital and I can't sleep due to pain and uncomfortableness, we are not dead but we're working towards that goal, hopefully we'll bring the whole Europe with us. Fuck the EU project ,I'd rather die bringing it with me than listen to Merkel inviting more rapefugees again.

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If shit actually hits the fan and your loved ones start to die off like flies you probably have other priorities than sit on the internet.

100% stunning