Brit/pol/ - Brekkie Edition

>Still no health checks at the airports as critics slam government's 'half-hearted' measures
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090917/Outrage-airlines-including-BA-operating-dozens-flights-North-Italy.html

>Billions wiped off value of leading companies as FTSE 100 plunges amid coronavirus fears and oil price war
itv.com/news/2020-03-09/black-monday-for-traders-as-ftse-100-collapses-more-than-8/

>Ian Blackford reveals SNP plot to take Scotland out of UK ‘Boris won’t be able to stop us'
express.co.uk/news/uk/1252719/ian-blackford-snp-Scottish-independence-boris-johnson-Nicola-sturgeon-Scottish-politics

>Trevor Phillips suspended from Labour over Islamophobia allegations
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-suspends-anti-racism-campaigner-21657735

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/09/coronavirus-government-extend-brexit-transition-period
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Late night yank bait thread is a GO

>what are those black discs at the top ?

Yeah too late off to bed

God that makes me hungry.

Why are the beans not on top of the toast? You call yourself a Bong, but then eat this slop?

Direct hit

You don't have your beans on the toast for a full English.

what difference does it make when it all ends up in my belly?

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>critics slam government's 'half-hearted' measures
Fuck off!
Jewh'n'son is only there to do the vote winning statements

Are you a pedo supporting paki? No? Then push it over the line you lazy fucking faggots.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

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Theres nothing but bluster in the SNP statement, literally nothing substantial in it at all, if they actually had a plan, or made any real effort at all in realistic preparation, putting forward political, social and economic ideas that define themselves, instead of this perpetual irritating empty headed moaning of complete bullshit then I might have more sympathy with them. As it stands the SNP is taking them for a ride and in it purely for the pensions and expenses

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Nonce.
youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

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Oh just saw the salmond articles, that explains it deflecting little cretins

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bed time

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40k signatures in 24 hours is pretty good. Only 130 more until parliament calls us all racist and refuses to release it.

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Failing to find any fault in that fry-up presentation. Could do with a third egg. Wondering: what is hiding beneath that egg closest to the beans? And why does the SNP want out of the UK? Are they nuts?

Mummy I want my willybobs

>Oy vey! Better control this anti-semitic hate speech or our shekles will all be gone!

OP needed to be checked.
A True Bong understands the importance of beans on top of slightly blackened top covered with an unhealthy layer of butter. A sprinkling of cheese may be appropriate in the current year.

FUCK YOU KAREN
YOU STUPID WHORE

>Failing to find any fault in that fry-up presentation
the bacon on the top right is unnecessary in my opinion. you have proper rashers on the left already, no need for the crispy shit. fried bread is under the eggs.

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Nah, Karen's alright
Why are you, a yank, trying to tell us how to enjoy our brekkie? It's our you fucking spastic go eat your fifth McDonald's of the day already

Fair enough 'cause there's ham. Given a choice between the two, I'd go with the bacon. Still, it all looks to be cooked-up in nearly the same fashion that I'd do it to my own liking.

pic related is a 10/10 in bongland. also british food sucks and are made for inbred angloids

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Mummy my willy is going beep beep

How often do most people eat an English breakfast over there? Must take quite awhile to cook all of that up.

Hello fellow cultured whites Amerishart here just to remind you who is white whilst shoving a cheeseburger into my throat and shitting into a tactical bucket

>trannys gas grenfell
twitter.com/i/status/1237140747289272325

what a fucking development lads.

That's an enormous breakfast. I'd have to take a nap after that one.

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If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 britain will reclaim it throne as king of the world.

oi mate, why don't you take the lift to the loo or do some laundry in your kitchen? Don't be a wanker, Bin that anger!

They're usually eaten on saturday/sunday morning to soak up the night before's booze.

say something interesting

Hilarious how much it resembles the Brexit referendum vote

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>375 results found
Get some new material lad.

Implying, pakies actually swayed Brexshit vote for the Borrys?
>Plausible, even that'd be very controversial

spastics

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Based

>Nah, Karen's alright
so many here now, some are ok and tolerable but the vast majority are beyond annoying. karen is fine i suppose, steerpike is just steerpike, not really of any point to him but he seems harmless enough, cauldron is a fucking wierdo and manhands well, wtf is that. think ive covered the ones i can stand.

Only briefly read the threads over the last 36 hours or so but there seemed to be way more than usual.

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how could you stand me when i make you cower in fear??

That or there's still a few white people left in Birmingham.

you're medically depressed and borderline suicidal, i think the only person you should make cower in fear is yourself.

Yes lads, now there's a tiny possibility two or three sentences will be said in parliament about why they're not releasing the paki rape gang report.

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I was the last signatury. Now let them try and wiggle out of it as they will no doubt do,

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It's so fucking obvious. I'm hoping the Tommytards start kicking off again. Tommy Robinson, real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is in court on April 2 so I'm hoping it's apparent the Gov aren't going to do fuck all by then.

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>Catch it, kill it, bin it

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Anyone in Oxford noticed a helicopter that's been circling in the town centre for the best part of an hr?

Good morning lads. Nice to see a brekkie thread on the go this morning.

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I like this image, it always baits braindead amerimutts

Hello bongs.

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>going to the UK in six months
Corona can suck my dick, they're never gonna close the ports. Trade and infinityniggers mean they can't.
I hope I can grab a drink with some of the /brit/pol fags as I waddle my fat ass around this place, but I imagine you're all paranoid on meeting up since it's fucking Britain. Would be fun though, meetups are always based.

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Bough a fray bentos pie today.
What am I in for?

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morning

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*bought

an experience.

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Unearthly delights.

First KEK of the day, ta la'

>delicious breakfast
>ruined by baked beans
what the fuck is your problem bongs

I wondered when this would be put forward.

>With coronavirus, the government must extend the Brexit transition period
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/09/coronavirus-government-extend-brexit-transition-period

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