/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1824

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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Italy locks down entire country
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST UPDATES
02:30: 6 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
01:35: First case in Panama.
01:20: First case in Mongolia. The patient is a French citizen who arrived on a flight from Moscow.
01:10: 35 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
00:59: 1 new case in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States.
00:55: 1 new death in King County, Washington, United States. The patient died at Overlake Medical Center and was a resident at Life Care Center.
00:36: 1 new case in Volusia County, Florida, United States.
00:27: 2 new cases in Kentucky, United States.

>MORE
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>Dead: 4,027
lol, still only 4,027.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,027? Four days? Five days?

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>114,089 infected
>4,004 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,513 (54) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 671 (29) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 30 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 4 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Burkina Faso 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1

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I just sneezed four times in a row. Goodbye friends.

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twitter.com/AndyBiotech/status/1237188458931728386

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What? Are people still talking about the Old People Flu?

I've been washing my hands a bunch like they say and it's starting to hurt. How much longer?

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this pic made me hard, but She'll make my lungs hard(ened) soon

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Lets go!

Gary...Gary...Gary

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Nothingburger 0.6% lethality

Fever:
Washington
Oregon
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Kentucky
Oklahoma
Arkansas
Virginia
Arizona

Coughing:
Washington
West Virginia
Missouri
Arkansas
North Carolina
Virginia
Hawaii
Kentucky
Pennsylvania
Oklahoma

Top 5 correlating states:
Washington
West Virginia
Missouri
Arkansas
Virginia

I think Corona-chan is currently tearing ass through those 5 states the hardest.

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>SNIFFLEZ REAL BAD

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Nice job user

Any discord channels?

bitchute.com/video/0GvCmRCc1g33/

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>this pic made me hard
oh god I'm just now realizing that weebs must be constantly horny with all the "sexy" anime posted here lmfao

When will Seattle/Kirkland be quarantined? 1000? 10,000?
What happens if I try to escape? Will I be shot?
Will they enact martial law in order to do this
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
I DON'T WANT TO BE TRAPPED DAMMIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Have you tried not using fucking acid?

What the fuck is happening to your hands. The soap you're using must not agree with you. My advice is to buy some better quality soap. The liquid kind, for example. There are good bar soaps too.

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I wake up every single morning and in those few second, its sweet bliss. Then I realize that we have meme'd a fucking deadly virus in to existence with our collective meme magic and its gonna kill us all.
Those sweet few seconds before I realize how fucked we truly are is what keeps me going.

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drinks your orange juice lads

tranny

What was I born into, I'm scared lads.

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At this point, I can't keep up with the news from around the world anymore. It's too much.
Does anyone have a decent newsfeed that deals only with the US?

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>Discord

We didn't meme shit, you idiot. The Chinese ate weird shit, got sick and then got everyone else sick.

Imagine how I feel. I've spent the last 6 months in a dump far from home all for the sake of job training. Now I'm at the end I realized all these days of study and boredom have been for nothing. I feel bad for the poor fucks who just got here and will be 100% unable to prepare even if they do get sent home early. At least I'll have time to do a bit of panic shopping.

Mexicanon update:
>Symptoms receding, health improving
>It was just a bad cold.

well, this is it, lads. just heard about a confirmed case from my apartment building, and another ambulance just took someone away in one of those clear hazmat body bag things. i will probably come down with corona-chan, and there is no hope for treatment for me.

i resent the response that the WHO, CDC, and US Gov has had to this. if i start getting sick, i will start spitting in bottles and will connect a spray nozzle to it and spray it all over everything i can. busses, trains, elevators, movie theaters, etc. i hate everybody and everything. fuck it all. my life is shit and if my life ends then everyone else's life is ending, too.

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Pic related.

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no thanks, i ain't no gay

Fuck the talk about prepping and people dying and countries quarantined blah blah
Just post more Corona chan

>We didn't meme shit, you idiot. The Chinese ate weird shit, got sick and then got everyone else sick.

Unbeliever!

HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED?

sorry bro but Corona-chan is the only animu grill that gets me hard now.

Lads, this is going to be a sad mother's / father's day for a shit load of folks who didn't listen or remained in denial.

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bellinghamherald.com/news/local/article240939926.html

All I want is a fucking cause of death out of the police there in Washington. Why did this 20-year-old male drop dead a week ago?

Blessed.

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That looks like successful containment

>Engineered bat virus stirs debate over risky research
>Lab-made coronavirus related to SARS can infect human cells.
>Declan Butler
>12 November 2015
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787

>tfw gonna have permanent nerve damage from the terrorizing fear

Corona virus is a cover for the OPEC negotiation failure. That's why the world economies are plummeting.

This might be more encouraging if the US were willing or able to take the same measures as SK. We aren't.

REMEMBER

If you have proper PPE, use it only when you need it, don't go out amongst people if you're in an infected area and try to go about normal business, chances are you'll end up infecting yourself in spite of wearing protection.
Don't halfass your PPE, if you need to use it wear gloves, a mask, and sealed safety glasses, if you neglect any one of these three pieces of kit your other PPE will be rendered mostly ineffective.
If possible you should bug in or bug out depending on what you can swing, this is more effective than any PPE because in the end constant exposure to sick people is what spreads disease.
You should have already bought some basic necessities but if you haven't do so in an orderly and calm manner, do not strip shelves, do not cause panic amongst other people, this is a pretty good list.
Do not allow yourself to be confined in a tight space with coofers if humanly possible, do not share utensils or dishes with other people, thoroughly wash everything you touch, wear, and use on a regular basis especially if you have to share it with other people.
Do not eat in crowded communal areas.
Do not fug coofers.

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HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
>HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
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>HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
>HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
>HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS
>HAVING SEX LINKED WITH LOWER RISKS OF CORONAVIRUS

most likely Corona-chan literally short-circuiting his nervous system by flooding the brain with cerebrospinal fluids.

Weird how Massachusetts isn't on your list.
We're up to 43 cases now. 4th highest in the country so far...

This is the most normie thing Ive read on this site in years
I think I might vomit

test

>>Lab-made coronavirus related to SARS can infect human cells.

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>permanent dick damage because this happening is keeping me permanently erect

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Literally just follow some news source on Twitter. Like a newspaper in your country.

Feels aside, I can't afford to bury my parents right now.

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>markets collapsing
>italy on lockdown
what else did I miss today?

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No fag i was quoting this faggot ass

+++ERROR+++

nu/pol/ niggers screeching and raging at this bug is so fucking funny.

The mortality began in Siena in May (1348). It was a cruel and horrible thing; and I do not know where to begin to tell of the cruelty and the pitiless ways. It seemed to almost everyone that one became stupefied by seeing the pain. And it is impossible for the human tongue to recount the awful thing. Indeed one who did not see such horribleness can be called blessed. And the victims died almost immediately. They would swell beneath their armpits and in their groins, and fall over dead while talking. Father abandoned child, wife husband, one brother another; for this illness seemed to strike through the breath and sight. And so they died. And none could be found to bury the dead for money or friendship. Members of a household brought their dead to a ditch as best they could, without priest, without divine offices. Nor did the death bell sound. And in many places in Siena great pits were dug and piled deep with the multitude of dead. And they died by the hundreds both day and night, and all were thrown in those ditches and covered over with earth. And as soon as those ditches were filled more were dug.

And I, Agnolo di Tura, called the Fat, buried my five children with my own hands. And there were also those who were so sparsely covered with earth that the dogs dragged them forth and devoured many bodies throughout the city. There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died that all believed that it was the end of the world. And no medicine or any other defense availed. And the lords selected three citizens who received a thousand gold florins from the commune of Siena that they were to spend on the poor sick and to bury the poor dead. And it was all so horrible that I, the writer, cannot think of it and so will not continue. This situation continued until September, and it would take too long to write of it.

>"how to know if i have coronavirus"

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You clearly aren't using the right brand of bleach

unbelievably based and redpilled

Louisiana and Ohio have had their first confirmed cases.

i expect that both my 50 y.o. parents will drop dead before next year.

Think hes just looking at trends for symptoms. WV doesnt have any confirmed yet

Ah. Gary.

Why did this general die all of a sudden?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc

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Use quicklime instead.

Why they do that?
It doesn't make any sense.

I'm trying to get the pol corona discord link because those faggots banned me and disabled all invites, just want to fuck with them.

How's metro Manila looking pinoy bros?

Funeral serives would only accelerate its spread, get the ovens ready China knew what was up...

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It's sick.

now you're gonna get vanned for bio-terror threat,retard

>tfw retarded boomer parents refuse to not go on their cruise in 2 weeks

Order a credit card now and max it out, just for fun

fucking based

well,we have some months to find out the real plan ,late 2020.This was a big plan with the virus and migrants afterall.They have a plan to fuck up the world beyond what we could imagine in just 1.5 year.At least don;;t let them win without a fight bros.

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Is mob justice going to be the only way chinks are punished?

rare

The one I was in got the discord tranny ban hammer

youtu.be/AHPj7FP8K-8

Trump possibly infected, Gaetz most definitely infected

Didn't find anything related to Dr. James on google

happening is over
people finally realised it's a nothingburger

i can't imagine the depth a person lives at if they get turned on by DRAWINGS... is this Yas Forums? anti-degeneracy hypocrisy

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twitter.com/rwesthead/status/1237206477749858304
SAP Center in Santa Clara County CLOSED for the rest of the month

I'm noticing that Texas, despite being a large hub of transportation throughout the country and one of the most populated states aside, proportionally has very few reported cases, especially in the larger cities like Dallas and Austin. I also notice that it's starting to get warmer here as Spring approaches. Nothing crazy hot, but it's starting to hit the 80s and there's been a lot of rain here too, making the air very damp.

Is it possible that the low rate of infection here- at least currently- could be due to the weather? That when Summer rolls around, Covid-19 will just kinda disappear? Or is it just that most people who go globe trotting tend to start in New York or California rather than the center of the country? But then that raises questions about Mexico and the nigh-constant influx of immigrants...
I dunno. Tomorrow that entire hypothesis could be dead in the water as we get a sudden surge of 500 new cases in the state for all I know.

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The death rate is worse than predicted

I think quarantines will start to happen in Poland next week.

We have 17 officially confirmed, from first confirmed on 4th of March to today, 17, that's 6 days.

We went from 170 suspected yesterday to 467 suspected in hospitals (presenting with severe symptoms). We have 1000+ under mandatory home quarantine, with 7000+ under observation. Ministry is warning the number of positives will skyrocket in the next few days. I expect Poland to hit 200+ positives by Friday.

We are fucked. It's everywhere by now.

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WA resident, King County.
Two black helicopters flew over my house heading SE. Wish I was joking.

Not for long.

Oh no... you'll get all their shit when they die. How sad will that be. Better spend part of your inheritance on tissues for all the crying you'll be doing because two idiots are gone from your life.

>today was peak happening
kind of shitty..cases will be less and less,markets will slowly improve....will be forgotten about soon

Containment works.
Now let's keep the quarantine and containment up and borders closed until the pandemic die out inland and in the rest of the world and the job is done.
Will be a disaster for economy but no pain no gain, right?

ok can the media overall stop causing panic over the virus? FOR FUCKS SAKE. I was just at home depot and I saw so many people (not even 10 minutes ago.) buying carts full of water, bleach, disinfectants and paper towels. It's annoying. I hate to say it too because I'm Mexican American and they're mexican too but enough is enough. Why can't the president issue a nation-wide announcement to calm people down or why can't the companies assure people that these items won't go out of stock.

People are holding up lines at stores, making minimum wage people work harder by carrying all this shit (delivery people) all because of the panic the news people are creating which is unnecessary.

idk man. it's retarded how easily people can be influenced by media-outlets or online news articles.

I know based Aussie who capped EVENT 201 is around
It's worth spending 5 minutes reading this recap he did of Event 201 before you talk about governments and their actions
Event 201 was a pandemic simulation run by the Gates Foundation
This recap is a summary of the ideal government response to an event like the Coronachan spread we seeing
And managing both the message and media is a key component
centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/about
tldr. The governments will be lying and numbers will be worse

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There is a new one, they couldn't handle a pedobear meme and banned me, bunch of cucks

RIP your parents. Nice digits though

Thanks.. that's probably what the picture meant.
Sometimes I have a hard time thinking.

I think dilating counts, for all the discord trannies out there.

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As hopeful as that looks on the surface, I'm not confident the decline will continue. They had a very big, known cluster with the Shincheonji church, and they did aggressive contact tracing and testing. Unrelated, undetected clusters might be brewing in different parts of the country, so cases might start growing again at any time. On the other hand, everyone is wearing masks in worst korea, and data suggests that really does help. Point is, just because they're approaching containment in their country, doesn't mean the rest of us aren't fucked.

Yas Forums have some really talented artists.

RARE FLAG
A
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A guy that arive to Peru from one of the contrys infected in europe whit symtoms run away from the hospital because he dont wana be tested

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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But isnt Italy always warm tho? Why is it getting hit so hard then

Didn't have any trouble in Singapore. You retards just aren't testing.

it would only be a threat if he said "i have it and i'm going to do it." he doesn't have it yet, so it's not a threat. it's not credible.

3 days.

If you can get into a rural area do it user. Pack your shit/prep supplies/weapons and stay with a relative who appreciates the situation, then start fortifying. It's going down and there is strength in numbers.

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This general used to be one of the only sources of information for this pandemic. Now its all over MSM

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It’s in southeast Michigan, I spread that shit to at least 2,000 people.
I got it last week.

Newsflash, jew: not everyone loves child fuckers, you stupid subhuman mutt.

Hello, going to be dead soon, just wanted to say hello.

I left my AR15 at the gunsmith a week ago, now I can't go take it back because the whole fucking country is in lockdown.
Will do with sks and shotgun. Fuck

I believe it's time to panic.

the day wojack died

Predictions on what would happen if Trump dies from Kung Flu?

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A C C E L E R A T E

>This is the most normie thing Ive read on this site in years
STOP

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>Louisiana
Sauce?

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Why contain? Let it spread around some more don’t stop it.
At least that’s the feeling I get from my government anyway.

The world is mostly asleep or headed that way. Markets are as well. Asia is just waking up and we don't have many asian posters to tell us of news over there.

You only need to wash your hands when in or returning from a potentially contaminated area. Just wash your hands as soon as you get home and stay home as much as possible. If the inside of your domicile is contaminated, you're already fucked.

That's a 1.6x daily exponential growth rate, which is way higher than other countries. If this rate continues anywhere close, by April (21 days) Poland will have 328,828 positives.

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based madman

there's been lot less credible threats investigated,he already has access to the bio-hazard material

It was a bioweapon nigger

Too much loli and THICCC corona-chan, post more JC corona-chan

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Who do you mean by "die"? It moves so fast that I Only read a third of the posts and I filter another third because it's two digit iq nothingburger simps who will eventually be dead but it's still not soon enough.

Any updates on Los Angeles? Refuse to believe we have so few cases.

Please be true

This is correct

Pence will commence the Homocaust.

Nice, thanks!

Haven't seen any shortages or impact in my area but it may be coming...

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Quite fantastic drawing

Pastabro. Can you give link of this?
>A virologist in an empty TV studio (no audience because filmed in quarantined Milan) in prime time television repeated "it is NOT a flu" three times staring at the camera.

Sounds like you caught the gay, faggot. Also if you really are a first year med student you're country is fucked.

What do you mean by*

Just because a virus isn't tolerant to a specific climate doesn't mean it will just get exterminated instantly in open air. Usually it just means the virus's viable time outside the body goes down, however that shit goes out the window in densely populated areas, hospitals, etc where people are packed in so close with so many possible modes of transmission that the virus effectively doesn't spend much of any time outside a body. It's why early self-quarantine and limiting your exposure to large groups is so important with these high R0 respiratory viruses.

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Well good luck with it user. Sadly, I'm going to miss all of the happening hitting Poland.
>wait for a SHTF happening for years
>a happening comes
>you ran out of money for rent, will jump under train in few hours
>gonna miss the SHTF by literally few weeks
Feels bad man.

But good luck with Corona Chan!

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leftoid duterte made a mistake.

and now we'll see Her enjoy making us all into pagpag. i guess my vo.re fetish won't be for nothing after all!

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Can we get a heads up about what area to avoid??

I feel it isn't a nothingburger, but I wish it was.

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Dude, you’re not testing. The entire USA is probably infected by this point

If the US goes FULL MITIGATION within the week, I think we can be where South Korea is now by the end of April. But I don't think we will and we'll probably end up like Italy instead. And we're only talking about the first wave.

clean your room and wash your penis

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no

You don't have so few cases. This grows and grows unless you take very drastic measures. R0 2,5 my ass.

Pence overturns Obergefell v. Hodges

Newsflash nigger, its an old meme, posting pedobear does not make you a pedophile.

Are you prepped yet, cunt?

Use some goddamned lotion freckles

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These faggots mostly stay isolated to Yas Forums, but since the WuFlu started happening, they have been spamming their gay shit all over Yas Forums. CVG in particular.

Ahh

Is it? I really don't personally know. It's at least currently 44f with a predicted high of 61f in Rome for Tuesday, according to Google anyways. I always figured it was like other European countries- often humid, but typically cool compared to other countries.

Fair enough. Like I said, could just be the difference in travel patterns, or just what you said, not enough testing.
Just kinda spitballing here, honestly. I'm just hoping to be spared the wrath. I get seasonal allergies already, corona chan would probably murder me in my sleep.

>mum is in her 60s
>has diabetes
worry

>normies and shills unironically think SK is going down

Is that R0 below 1? GUESS WHAT ISN'T GOING DOWN!

Misssouri would be unexpected, only 1 confirmed case

>tfw my 67 yo parents are spending the winter in central Florida

>Then I realize that we have meme'd a fucking deadly virus in to existence
im all smiles

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Chętnie bym poczekał, zaraził się i zrobił wycieczkę po zus'ach, srusach i wyprzytulał polityków.

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Got lots of pasta, rice and noodles and shit

kurwa why miss the happening? if you get blessed by coronachan you can still do your plan, but hang around, it's getting wilder by the way

biggest happening of the last 40 years

Last time i asked, some user posted a link to a live-site for the virus. According to:
>windy.app/coronavirus_map
There are 14 cases but who knows how accurate these maps are, but I'm driving around stores to buy art supplies and people are panic buying. Lots of people are getting it in the bay though, but who knows with all the misinformation going around. People are even saying the virus is fake.

OH NON NO MO

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POST YOUR HARD COCK!

What city and state do you live in? Watch the friendly fire.

They already found cases of local transmission.

Hot sauce

Democrats go woah and use it as a shameless grab for power that will grate on everyone but themselves as they dont realize how utterly awful and idiotic they lool. Despite his utter uselessness trump has pretty ardent supporters, might be a good chance for us to begin trying to shift the party towards being actually right wing. The democrats can only offer Biden and bernie, we need to immediately beat down the establishment right and replace the neocons, rhinos, libertarians and teabaggers with a new right that puts at the forefront the ideas of nationalism, race, autarky and isolationism.

>Both parents in their 50's and not really in the greatest shape
>I'm an autistic NEET with no life skills
Fuck this is it for me isn't it?

>Sauce
fox8live.com/2020/03/08/tested-la-coronavirus-are-negative-health-officials-say/
We're probably fucked, considering how enormously, loftily fucking incompetent this state's government is.

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You should have already left. Just fuck off for a few weeks and see what happens.

Already confirmed community spread. Now more testing needs to be done.
Having the LA Marathon during the midst of the outbreak was a major fuck up, and an unwise decision.
archive.is/W3iEQ

>grandpa has been teetering on the edge for 2 years, doesn't have a chance
>gonna inherit like 15 guns and I already have 10
Where do I put all these fucking things

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That's a shame. It's a second home to me and was even planning a trip there before all of this happened. Stay safe bros

v&
OP now a unit of Sulfur Dioxide

RELAXXXXX you guys are so paranoid about nothing! It's not even close to the regular old flu!

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It only gets really warm in the summer in the med countries

GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
youtu.be/JCeOf2q6_TA

30 confirmed cases in Brazil, 4 of those were local transmissions.
930 suspected cases

g.. g... guys.. I'm starting to sweat

sauce youtube.com/watch?v=mGSpUrfDNz8

Lol no, even in Spain it's relatively cold right now.

>source: CDC
>source: WHO
lol

18 new cases of Covid-19 and we turned away cruise ship.

at this point I can't tell if you are for real or it is a joke and at this point the markets are more dangerous than the virus

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

wow i'm 1/8th irish which basically makes me irish and upset

checked

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Get rekt, faggot.

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