Free videogames, free food, free TV, away from other people, as long as you become a guinea pig to find a Wuhan virus vaccine.
>UK researchers are calling for volunteers to be deliberately infected with a coronavirus and held in quarantine in a race against time to find a vaccine for the deadly COVID-19
>They won't be allowed to exercise or have physical contact with other people, and their diet will be controlled. However they will be allowed to spend their time watching TV and playing video games.
>"Each room is equipped with everything you need to relax, including a flat-screen TV, PlayStation 3, WiFi and en-suite bathroom," Hvivo, the company which owns the laboratory, says on its website.
>get infected with a virus with a 20% mortality rate
pass
Carson Wright
>ps3 I’m out
Austin Edwards
Why the fuck aren't you allowed to exercise?
Jackson Davis
>ps3 wtf am I gonna do with that? no thx
Colton Russell
Would you reconsider if it were a PS4?
Noah Sullivan
Not worth it. I remember hearing about those six guys who did that medical trial and it went all wrong. Something about a cytokine storm or something. Now they have all kinds of medical issues.
Ian Foster
>PS3 Ah shit nigga. Let me bring my PC, and give me a VR headset or something
Nathaniel White
They want to emulate the average American.
Josiah Bell
Let me have my battle station and we've got a deal.
Dominic Miller
>PlayStation 3
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Fuck no, only a PC is acceptable
Dylan Peterson
no
Ayden Richardson
>ps3
just fucking kill me
John Ross
actually fuck it. id do it. id get to catch up with all my shows.
Nolan Kelly
Sign me up when they start giving free titties and nice pussies.
Connor Ortiz
why would brits want to emulate americans when most of the deaths have been chinese?
Camden Perez
If i can take my own pc? I'M IN.
Benjamin Smith
This
Michael Rogers
Nope. PC and a mandated live-in girlfriend, and I'll consider it.
Austin Robinson
>PS3 i'd sooner die, bet those faggots don't even have P4 golden
Levi Young
>a mandated live-in girlfriend
Big fantasy of yours? Lol
Lucas Lewis
Based pay for my plane ticket and let’s fucking go
Kevin Gonzalez
If a cute nurse will give me a daily handy I might be interested.
Xavier Brown
Are they paying anything? I live in the third world and will most likely be infected at some point, so might as well get infected in a luxury apartment.
You will get infected anyhow ,might as well get money and watched over by doctors
Jackson Scott
Would unironically do this if I'm guaranteed government funded accomodation and benefits for the rest of my life if I survive the experiment.
Easton Bennett
ps4, unmonitored high speed internet, weed and whiskey and I'm in
Adam Barnes
Console gamers are an expendable demographic.
Caleb Jenkins
lel...among octogenarians who also have AIDS and pancreatic cancer.
Connor Parker
literally this
fucking peasants
Aaron Collins
>ps3 What the hell
Dylan Powell
If they provided weed an alcohol I'd never want to leave
Owen Martin
I did this in London for influenza cure research. Was pretty humiliating as every morning you would get woken up and have to lie there as they held open your nostrils and stuck a tube in your nose to take a sample of your mucus. Highly unpleasant. I definitely wasn't placebo as I had flu symptoms for 3 of the days. Also no privacy as there is a window to your room with nurses and doctors passing constantly. Food was ok though and made £3200 for 18 days stay which I paid off my credit card debt with.
no doubt that's some pawn shop 32" 720p plasma tv as well
Asher Foster
I want to have my skull crushed by those thighs ngl
Jaxon Barnes
>PSTriple BALLIN'
Colton Jenkins
PRISONERS ON DEATH ROW, FOR REDEMPTION
Hudson Rivera
That's what they give prisoners here, sans the wifi ofc. So yeah, fuck off.
Jayden Gomez
>no mention of weed or alcohol
I'm out.
Michael Cruz
PS3 is based. XBOX is shit. Anything made by Microsoft is shit.
Christopher Russell
Faggot
Justin Martin
Faggot
Xavier Price
Nasty Leg mole is proof of nigger blood.
Jonathan Walker
Any thing made by google is shit. Pro tip, google mostly just buys shit (ie youtube, android) .
Samuel Watson
Damn Emily Grey got THICCC
Ryan Thomas
XBOX faggots are lame. Have fun being spied on by your shit tier gaming consoles made by MicroCock.
Christian Parker
>PlayStation 3 but the PS has no games
Adrian Hill
>PlayStation 3 What the FUCK am I supposed to play then
Charles Mitchell
This. Wtf ? Also: >including a flat-screen TV Because they can find CRT TV ? A fucking boomer wrote this shit, a female boomer. I'm impressed they didn't called the PS3 a "Nintendo".
Brayden Clark
Maybe it's one of the early PS3s that are backwards compatible with PS1 and PS2.
Connor Barnes
If I survive, I want to be able to keep everything for free, including the GF. With a 5 years warranty, with standard exchange. Don't want the TV or GF falling appart after 6 months.
