/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1823

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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Italy locks down entire country
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>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST UPDATES
01:35: First case in Panama.
01:20: First case in Mongolia. The patient is a French citizen who arrived on a flight from Moscow.
01:10: 35 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
00:59: 1 new case in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States.
00:55: 1 new death in King County, Washington, United States. The patient died at Overlake Medical Center and was a resident at Life Care Center.
00:36: 1 new case in Volusia County, Florida, United States.
00:27: 2 new cases in Kentucky, United States.
23:45: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.

>MORE
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nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-deaths-seattle-area-care-facility-connected-coronavirus-n1152306
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Can we please stop obsessing over this nothingburger? i mean less than 10,000 people have died and you retards think its the end of the world.

this is a complete and utter nothingburger. wake me up when the quarantine a US state. until then, fuck off.

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 33,290 (883): Italy 9,172 (463) S. Korea 7,513 (54) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,412 (30) Germany 1,176 (2) Spain 1,229 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 667 (29) Japan 530 (9) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 321 (5) Netherlands 321 (4) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Canada 77 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 24 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Sweden 260 Belgium 239 Norway 209 Singapore 160 Austria 131 Malaysia 117 Bahrain 109 Denmark 90 Greece 84 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 UAE 59 India 47 Israel 50 Lebanon 41 Czechia 36 Portugal 35 Finland 33 Vietnam 31 Brazil 30 Palestine 25 Slovenia 23 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Indonesia 19 Oman 18 Qatar 18 Poland 17 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 13 Chile 13 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Peru 9 Pakistan 8 Slovakia 8 Mexico 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Tunisia 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bosnia 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Malta 4 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Serbia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Brunei 1 Chan. Isl. 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Burkina Faso 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1

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It's just a flu bro.

HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED

THE VIRUS CURE IS TITTY MILK

GOOD OL FASHION TITTY MILK

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nice happening bro

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BUT HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED FOR COVID 19?

Italy

It’s just a FluUuUuuUu bro.

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This baker may not be getting the recognition of the Argie but they are doing a stellar job.

largest quarantine in human history, GARY.

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youtube.com/watch?v=USB_ucaVJRQ
youtube.com/watch?v=USB_ucaVJRQ

Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive
>Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive
Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive
>Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive
Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive
>Coronavirus claims lives of at least 13 Life Care Center residents in Kirkland and 31 more test positive

IT'S HAPPENINGBURGER

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Hope you boys are prepped

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dow is going to rebound tomorrow, watch it

Reminder: When this is over there is gonna be a major economic boom afterwards. All the money being passed down from boomers to millennials, it’s going to be an insanely meteoric rise. Ascendant world is back on the menu boys

In a scale of 1 to 10
How fucked your country is?

Did you make this chart yourself? I googled searched the image and got nothing. Embarrassing.

>LOW TESTING
>DISCARDED

Coronavirus is not real. Doctors are not allowed to directly test for it. If they suspect a patient has it, they have to call the government, who then send agents who "test" for it. This alone is proof that there is no such thing as the "coronvavirus".

Post more legs.

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We need to use the capital to colonize Mars for the white man.

>Dead: 4,027
lol, still only 4,027.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,027? Four days? Five days?

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idk, maybe 4

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Wheres the 200k version?

over 9000

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corona came to my county im fucked

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Did i hear legs?

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>All the money being passed down from boomers to millennials, it’s going to be an insanely meteoric rise.
Most boomers are either deeply in debt or else have been burning through their retirement money with no regard to passing on an inheritance, so color me doubtful there.

i hope she sees everyone she loves die before her eyes while she coofs

My older sister is a doc in the US in a high chink area and is kinda baffled by the international response.

She isn't seeing any of this; and the people in her locale are wealthy people who are not afraid of going to the doctor for anything.

She's saying it's good to isolate the elderly and at risk populations, but imposing a quarantine on everyone will do more harm than good.

What the fuck is going on in Italy?

coronachan will kill degenerates, silver lining

poor guy looks like he's about to cry :'''(

HEADED TO THE GROCERY STORE, WHAT SHOULD I GET MORE OF?

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Nice try bigot there's all the death taxes to pay.

i did

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GARY.

your sister is retarded, sorry to break it to you

It's already completely destroyed the global economy and locked down whole nations. Life isn't a movie, what more do you want?

I think this gif can be improved. Any suggestions?

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>w-why are you researching instead of mindlessly joining our doomer habbeningporn circlejerk!!!
wew
daily cases dropped everywhere outside shitaly today

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I'm also a corona virus truffer ask me anything.

HES ALIVE

This is the silver lining in all this. I'll be a wreck if my parents doe so I'm going to write eulogies tomorrow.

will coronachan purge all degeneracy?

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>be a dirty Jew
> “ItZ JuZt A fLu”- Lemme use Sarcasm to trick you dumb goys
> goys ignore lying Jew, Cambridge analytica keeps planning next Holocaust

Keep trying faggots, left us holding the bag but trump has removed stranglehold’s on our economy.

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Pastaniggers defected humanity in panic. They are on the side of the virus now.

>still no source

Welcome to my filter. I wish the coronavirus would hurry up and spread in Australia so simps like this can die. It's spreading but not fast enough.

I lol'ed

Poland has 467 now in hospitals suspected of Corona from 170 yesterday. That's +297 hospital admissions last 24 hours that are suspected of corona.

So far 17 confirmed, including one woman from Poznan who is a community transmission.

1000+ under home quarantine, 7000+ observed.

Our Health Minister warned that positives will skyrocket these next coming days. Poland is FUCKED

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Incorrect. Most of the generational wealth is concentrated in the hands of boomers. This disease is striking down the elite and common man alike. That money is getting passed down and it will actually reenter the economy instead of being hoarded. And the money middle class boomers were gonna blow through will instead be passed down to millennial children. Social security costs will decrease. I’m gonna be very sad for anyone who loses their parents. But from a pragmatic standpoint, societies experience a rise after a plague like this. Kickstarts things out of stagnation

>linear regression
back to remedial retard stat 098 for you

ITS IN MONGOLIA NOOOOOOOOO

>Blogging female opinions

35 tests, only 1 definitive negative

F. He probably has it himself.

the cases dropped because we're not giving people enough test kits and the test kits we are giving them don't work half the time.

Ammo, canned food, powdered milk, flour, yeast, tarp, duck tape, bleach, nuts, water, deenz and beans.

She was so tiny back then

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ah well thats just thicc not legg. though I can provide that too.
thicc is inherently inferior.
Still waiting on my Yas Forums CoronaChan waifu though.

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

source is the johns hopkins github
github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19/tree/master/csse_covid_19_data/csse_covid_19_time_series

"quarantines don't work" is a meme i have been seeing spread among 'educated' like "masks dont work" and "just a flu"

Does anyone have any guidance on sanitation regiments for respirators? Got a 6800, Wondering what kind of scrub I'll have to do in order to be considered clean if I have to leave the house for anything. Thanks in advance anons

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>Tell mom we should be stocking up on toilet paper but she thinks corona virus isn't a problem
>"yeah they're fighting over it australia what a bunch of dummies haha"
>Yeah, it's going out everywhere and I really think we should get more while it's still here
>"but they don't realize that you can use a lot of things as toilet paper"
>But why would we wait till that point if we can get it now, it's probably going to be like that here soon
>"why"
>Because we live two hours away from people who just died from it. We should get it now because it's like what I said about the masks and then they ran out of masks
>"oh yeah haha"
>sister is listening and agrees with me but then says "user we're both outside and in contact with people a lot more than you are so why do you care, you're going to drive yourself crazy if you look at the news every five seconds"
>Tell her because not only is it super contagious and can be transferred from person to person and animals but because I don't want my family to die
>"yeah but i don't give a shit if i die"
>Tell her not to even joke about that but she's still seriously keeping on with this stupid depressive emo bullshit about not caring about dying while not even considering how we would feel if that happens or the possibility of her infecting us too
>Almost tell her to shut the fuck up and tell her what a stupid fucking idiot she's being and that of course I care if she dies or not
>But I feel myself raising my voice and just try to end it there
I'm not even really looking at the news about it, it just keeps finding me and it's freaking me out

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tfw no coronavirus cuckshed to call my own

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Toy around with google trends to get a general idea of the spread.

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JUST

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why are we still at 45 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Slate is a cuck publication anyway.

Everyone is fucked user. The EU should have closed borders, but nooooo, you just can't close borders in the EU.

The mortality began in Siena in May (1348). It was a cruel and horrible thing; and I do not know where to begin to tell of the cruelty and the pitiless ways. It seemed to almost everyone that one became stupefied by seeing the pain. And it is impossible for the human tongue to recount the awful thing. Indeed one who did not see such horribleness can be called blessed. And the victims died almost immediately. They would swell beneath their armpits and in their groins, and fall over dead while talking. Father abandoned child, wife husband, one brother another; for this illness seemed to strike through the breath and sight. And so they died. And none could be found to bury the dead for money or friendship. Members of a household brought their dead to a ditch as best they could, without priest, without divine offices. Nor did the death bell sound. And in many places in Siena great pits were dug and piled deep with the multitude of dead. And they died by the hundreds both day and night, and all were thrown in those ditches and covered over with earth. And as soon as those ditches were filled more were dug.

And I, Agnolo di Tura, called the Fat, buried my five children with my own hands. And there were also those who were so sparsely covered with earth that the dogs dragged them forth and devoured many bodies throughout the city. There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died that all believed that it was the end of the world. And no medicine or any other defense availed. And the lords selected three citizens who received a thousand gold florins from the commune of Siena that they were to spend on the poor sick and to bury the poor dead. And it was all so horrible that I, the writer, cannot think of it and so will not continue. This situation continued until September, and it would take too long to write of it.

>26 deaths in 1 months
>3-7 deaths normal
>13 confirmed deaths from corona
>31 tested positive
>70 of 180 workers showing symptoms
>"Some patients went from having no symptoms to hospitalization and even death within a day, he said."

Ho Lee Fuc

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-deaths-seattle-area-care-facility-connected-coronavirus-n1152306
>nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-deaths-seattle-area-care-facility-connected-coronavirus-n1152306

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Doctors don't know anything but what they're told. Med school takes twelve years not because it takes that long to learn but because it ensures the Rockefeller-approved programming takes in 95% of graduates. They are actively discouraged and heavily punished for any deviation from pillpushing ignorance.

Open to suggestions.
Was thinking about Changing the "seizure intensifies" into "siizule itensifais" but it would be too confusing.

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yes

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see anything yet?

CORONA SURGE

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strawpoll.com/5rh1ep75/r
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Bros my work just shit down until Thursday because someone was exposed to the virus

they don't sell ammo at the grocery store. this isn't north dakota.

I think I'm going to buy a shitload of corned beef hash, booze, and a gallon of milk. I'm almost out of milk. I need more sliced cheese, too, and maybe some deli meats.

absolutely retarded to think this is going down. it's actually delusional to think the cases are really going down, rather than just countries not testing people.

Anybody got a map?

the reason these memes have been spread is because the virus has been spreading for a month in the usa and it is endemic already and there are hundreds of thousands of infected people right now, it is social programming so that people accept that we just have to live with this virus from now on

this is why we need NEET camps
so the good hearted NEETS wont perish from the fucking normies REEEEEEEEE

How old are you?

WTF is going on in Spain. Spain is +700 in one day? From 500?

>gnolo di Tura, called the Fat, buried my five children with my own hands.
F

your only good arguments are korea and singapore and I would say they acted immediately, isolated cases, paid people to stay in quarantine, delivered food to them, have drive thru tests which lowers spread and a population that follows quarantine advice.
italy doesn't have this, they do test more than other european countries, but most don't give a fuck about self quarantane and have a large elderly population.
data from china, iran is fucking useless obviously.
data from other european countries and USA is useless aslong as they don't test properly.

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When people say the Spanish Flu was worse, remember that that shit came from the chinks too.

nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/1/140123-spanish-flu-1918-china-origins-pandemic-science-health/
>new research is placing the flu's emergence in a forgotten episode of World War I: the shipment of Chinese laborers across Canada in sealed train cars.

Italy has the most chink creatures out of all European countries.

REMEMBER
FARM THE RICE
PAY THE PRICE

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well it looks like it's dying out. shame that this happening too was a letdown

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

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Very clever. Combine that with fever and you probably have the perfect identifier for which states are in the worst shape.

>"yeah but i don't give a shit if i die"
When enough normies start saying this stuff society is primed for a major collapse.

oh shit is this it?

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omg shes so fucking beautiful @___@

WHEN THE FUCK IS SEATTLE/KIRKLAND GOING TO BE QUARANTINED
AND WILL THEY TRY TO SHOOT ME IF I ESCAPE?
I DON'T WANT TO BE LOCKED UP
DAMN IT

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Nice array of long life goods user.

Am I the only person who's still absolutely amazed how well this guy predicted literally everything that has happened so far and terrified by the implications of his last fewl predictions?
archive.is/KZ5ZR

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What does the Italian shutdown entail? Are there checkpoints all over the place or what? Can you leave your house? Any details?

Asking because this will be me in a couple of weeks tops.

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About to boom in IOWA folks.
kwwl.com/2020/03/09/council-bluffs-restaurant-worker-tests-positive-for-covid-19/
IOWANONS report in. The heartland is under attack.
>Officials announced Monday the woman who tested positive works at a Panera Bread in Council Bluffs. The business closed over the weekend to undergo a deep cleaning and hadn't reopened as of Monday.
She was asymptomatic for FOURTEEN DAYS at most. She probobaly infected a shit ton of customers and co-workers while at Panera. We’re FUCKED.

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tell her that if she dies you will have to just let FEMA shock troopers incinerate her body

that soldier's outfit is so fucking kino

Cmon Anons this will be my final meme before jumping under a train.

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Just like how the US can't close borders between states, this virus will spread out of control.

>it's just a flu

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Happening over, guys.
Jacinda is onto it.

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I'm sorry you're upset normalcy is coming to and end and you can't go the bar or club and get fucked up like the hedonist you are, but that's not my problem.

do you know 'what they call'
or do you know 'how they say'
but not how they call

Seriously though user they are a lost cause. You need to be prepared for when they get you sick.

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It's almost like pretending the problem doesn't exist helps spreading contagion

hopefully quarantining all chinks

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7/8

Uncontrolled community spread will be here soon due to the government not shutting it all down back in January

now im panicked. since im panicked i can't take any action. fuk

>roastie

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we have trump as president so 1

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bumping from old thread

Walmart sure as shit does, then again I'm in Nebraska and live in a smaller town.

Give it a day or two user, it literally just started for us as well

>US in a high chink area
What, does the virus just spring abiogenically from oriental DNA? If her area doesn't have a cluster there won't be cases.

Oh shit is that a Corona-Chan pape?
Onto the desktop you go!

they held back the infected numbers so they could do the feminist rally for extra votes
once it was out of the way they shut down schools and revealed the numbers
It's too late anyways, the feminist rally will be the thing to destroy spain

look at the map of infected right now
lets be generous and assume something like 1/3 of infected are identified, besides s korea which has tested efficiently. 1/3 very generous, but still
multiply your country cases by 3, and double that number every 5.5 days (also generous)
you are fucked by may no matter where you live

Not the mongoloidorinoes!
I love those retards.

I thought you pasta niggers were under quarantine

Tip, one of the biggest TP factories in the US is in Oxnard, California. Dead center on the outbreak in Socal.

GARY I Love you GARY

Doctors mostly learn rote skills. Not many medical schools today have the scientific rigor on the level of STEM studies, and the few that do carefully vet their researchers to the ones that will always agree to WHO propaganda, because if you go against UN narrative then no funding for you.

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JOE BIDEN IS COOFING AND SNIFFLING IN INTERVIEW ON MSNBC AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

This was the Sunday 8M. They have been covering it up to have their march. Five days from now it's going to skyrocket, They are not even making tests anymore in many places.

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>All the money being passed down from boomers to millennials
It will be given to immigrants, and reparations you racist

>My strategy is holding my breath when walking past people

Why not just wear a mask, you retard. Incredible.

>another pape
YES GIB ME MOAR