All Nothingburgers Died Today

Wtf are you talking about? Look at oil values? The Russian economy and the value of their ruble is absolutely tumbling

I actually felt pretty good.
China has research that you can't infect people after 8 or ten days.
Gas is cheap.

It'll be a shitty few months but I'll be able to work from home and relax.

The larp is dieing sir. People arent gunna be catching the flu when its 70 degrees outside.

it's not as bad as it seems, china is already unfucking itself, just that today there was the russia and saudi oil thing and every stock trading normie shat their pants and italy locked down their entire country, but ultimately most people will survive and the economy will bounce back

80% of people will probably survive this. So it's not too bad.

i welcome death faggot if you dont youre in the wrong board and you gotta go back to plebbit

a lot of people will avoid infection even in the worst case scenario, and among the infected the death rate is at most a few percent

As I said. Most people will survive it. I just hope you told your grandparents and parents to write their wills. Because chances are high it will get them. But most people will be fine.

A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle—
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Jimmy’s got the whooping cough
And Timmy’s got the measles.
That’s the way the story goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

I've no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait 'til by and by.
Kiss me quick, I'm off, goodbye!
Pop! goes the weasel.

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They switched from the "nothing burger" to the even more meatless "Trumps coronavirus response tanked the economy".

The Flu has a death rate of .05%.

Hasn’t this virus killed about 5% of infected in Italy? I mean, that’s 100 times more deadly.

Perchance for thee but not for me

The Dow futures is up, nobody cares about infected pasta niggers now that they’re in a containment zone. FUCK pasta cunts and FUCK italy.

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

i think i'm showing symptoms since 3-4 days. if i didn't just catch a flu. until know it doesn't even feel as bad as the regular flu, but the cold sweat and headaches are starting to get annoying.

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100 times nothing is still nothing

Reasonable Swede is reasonable

How many percent of people need to die from it so it becomes a thing?

When 80% of the boomers in the US croak after getting the nothingburger flu, this country will go from 63% huwhite to around 40% huwhite.

I know how to cook and can

uwu

It's just as silly to assume all old people will just happen to get it as it is to assume all the statistics based on old people dying to it apply to young people too.

I bet most fatal falling injuries in showers are from people 70+ years old or older, but I highly doubt most 70+ years olds are falling in the showers a ton.

It will merely increase the decay and treble opportunities for niggers.

I honestly don't care at all and I've just been looking at which stocks to pick up in the bargain bin for the next 10 years of inflationary growth

Have I ascended or am I just retarded? What mode is this?

I work at a place that makes bones for medical students to practice on, we need masks for painting but our supplier is in back stock. Just throwing this out there in case you thought normie tier Walmart stores were going to be resupplied

Weird, it's already warm in CA.

Singapore you idiot, check the temperature there.

I keep saying that it won't be the sickness itself that ruins fucking everything, it's everyone overreacting to a FUCKING FLU.

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>s interesting to me that only 24 hours ago there were still lots of nothingburgers. People saying they prepped for no reason an so on. No there is not a single nothingburger in the world and people are terrified to death.

The nothingburgers are all resigned to trying to pawn themselves as sex slaves, it was their plan all along. If they conned you into their nothingburgerdom and are male I suggest you look at granny porn and older male younger man gay shit so its not all too much of a shock to you when it comes to paying out for your can of beans OR you could volunteer and collect dead bodies and get fed for a while that way

You are in a bad situation but have faith in the Lord and pray daily trust in the Lord and do no evil.

Where are the OK boomers now your looking at your parents and grandparents dying? Still its better than celebrating the deaths of your families which there was a fair amount of going on before the word that it causes progressive brain damage in carriers

Russia Nigeria and Algeria, Venezuela are effectively bankrupt and mexico will be badly fucked by oil prices as well. Buckle up buckaroos. Its only just begun

Its spreading just fine in hot climates. Sorry to disappoint you and even if you WERE right which you are not it would just be back next autumn plus mutation

You really think China is unfucking itself. O user....most people will not survive, it it becomes endemic and causes progressive brain damage the survival rate is going to be pretty low. NO NATURAL IMMUNITY.NONE. Every cell in your body is pants down and bent over for a grand fucking from corona, again, and again, and again

>NO NATURAL IMMUNITY
This is why 98% of all children die when they contract their first virus infection.

I Had a Little Bird, It's Name was Enza
Nursery Rhyme
I had a little bird, it's name was Enza
I opened up the window and in flew Enza.

From the 1918 pandemic which killed up to 150 million people, paralysed cities in the US and effectively ended ww1. It also 'only' had a death rate of 3%. There were three waves and it mutated causing a variety of hideous ways to die

This is just a whiteness test.

True whites have strong genes from having lived through dozens of plagues over the centuries. Only the strong survived to breed.

Third-worlders were isolated and apart from these hardships, which is why the common cold is near fatal to most fat indians here.

God I love being white. I will revel in my immunity as you mutts and shitholers choke on your lungs.

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giga cope whites have shit tier immunity system

>encourage the nothing burger posters
>tell them they have high IQ
>in reality actually prepping for a triple stacked cheeseburger with lettuce and fries

>said the shit-soaked lemming as he squatted over a ditch full of dead bodies

One of the reasons I have never worried much about the attempted migration of brown people like you to northern climes is a quite interesting lesson to you. Contemplate it as you squeeze one out on your favourite street.
1)India still has endemic leprosy. I'll just leave that one there
2)The browner the skin the slower the creation of vitamin D, vital for the immune system. How where you are running around in your baking how slum that's fine. Plenty of sun. But when you move north, O dear o dear, the whites you are so understandably jelous off still get vitamin D under their cloudy skies but not the poor wandering poos and wandering minstrels. Maybe the first year, not so bad. But after a few years, the brown are perpetually sick every winter, die younger and their children just get sicker and sicker with each generation. You see brown people are not meant to move north. Nothing about you has evolved to deal with harsh fresh rain, winter ice and snow and howling winds like the mighty whites.
3)See 2

Pfft. Newfags never seen a market correction before.

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you're being flat earth tier crazy. go out for a walk or something. spending all day in /cvg/ isn't good for you. it's a circlejerk that reinforces insane beliefs just like woke twitter etc.

It only kills people over 60, average life expectancy is 75

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She's already dead user. You parents are the perfect carrier and are midway through incubation as are you. Prepare to be chinked

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what about whites moving to tropics. I live in American samoa

nah m8 I have but for the firstr time in history the 30 year treasury note is under 1%. It is I'm sorry to say all quite deeply fucked at this point and its only just begun. Its not 2008, there are no interest rates to cut and quantitiv easing is a diminishing return now to. Thought for you, fuinds that manage tens of billions or more have quite good intelligence and WILL have sent sources to e.g china and intaly to get the inside facts, what they are saying is, its fucked and hundreds of millions will die, which is why the price of EVERYTHING is crashing while money rapidly becomes worthless. Its pretty fucked and I saw the Asian financial crisis, the 1991/2 sterling collapse, the tech bubble, the great recession etc. It really is happening. Sorry. These countries are now bankrupt and will collapse, Nigeria, Algeria, Venezuela, mexico etc. They literally can't pay government workers. Chain of dominoes falling in a circle now.

You're very naive, sven

Sorry fren. I wish I could join you. I laughed at the doomday preppers hard, I flew on midnight 2000, I found the 2012 loons comical, I laughed at the vatnik dollar collapse meme and PM hoarders. But here we are. Thankfully I like firearms and /k stuff and own a small farm as a hobby. I'm lucky. You may not be. Because this is happening faster and faster now. Its time to check the generator and cast some bullets

>what is a vitamin d capsule
>what is eating sardines and milk
>what is a tanning bed
>what is most whites are vitamin d deficient anyways

Uncle melanoma, Molly Russel's wart.

Well you get skin cancer. They die easily and young under perpetual vitamin D deficiency(I've always though this alone explains Detroit and Chicago as there are inevitable mental consequences to). People should stay where they evolved for. Simple really.

>implying that doesn't make your immune system stronger

It's just a flu, b- argh UGH x_x

haha what a panicky puss. its literally a nothingburger.

Everybody is going to get contained, human traffic will be halted

Look, you are clearly a wandering poo and think, hey I'm in Canada everythings OK, yeah your vitamin D is now fucked but you're superpoo and are going to make it in the white mans world. But you won't and your kids won't because you are genetically unsuited to the climate and you are surrounded by white people who while they can be polite correctly see you as a cultural misfit, just as the british were when they were poncing around india. In addition non homogenous societies ALWAYS result in genocide, look at partition in India (you should know about that), Rwanda, the Balkans, Northern Ireland, the European Jewery, etc etc etc. So if you stay in Canada you are not brave superpoo but retarded vitamin D deficient poo who's just setting his kids up to be and easily identified and discriminated against minority that get murdered by a mob. See? You knew this all along really. Admit it, you don't belong.

4000 people say you are a nothingburger
your parents and grandparents say you are a nothing burger
people in treatment for cancer, diabtes, people with ashma, cyctic fibrosis etc say you are a nothoingburger
but
best of all the undetectable viral infection in your brain tissue slowly and surely nibbling your brain from the inside out over many months that leaves you a collapsed twitching mass says you are a nothing burger

when you start getting facial twitches known as ticks then you know you are in the end stage youngling and yeah the media could inform you, but what good would it do? Just more panic. Go get yourself some chloroquinine and think about a nice spot in Alaska far away from anyone else. Hope you make it.